Blohan Got Fired
Lindsay Lohan was nowhere to be found at Ungaro's presentation in Paris today. Reporters checked in every bathroom stall, inside every dumpster and they even threw a few coke granules on the floor hoping to her lure out, but NOTHING! So a reporter from WWD finally asked Ungaro's rep where their creative adviser was hiding, and they got this response (read this out loud with a lisp and wave your wrist at the end), "She's not involved in this collection."
That sounds like Ungaro changed the locks, deactivated Blohan's key card and notified security to tackle her beat down ass if she tries to enter the building. The rep declined to say anything more, but it's obvious what's going on here. Ungaro quit that bitch.
This isn't exactly shocking news since Blohan's first collection as artistic adviser was the wet diaper of the last Paris Fashion Week. Critics labeled it a complete disaster. I'll put it in Lohan terms, the collection was the equivalent of going through Christmas without pain killers. Painfully awful.
You know, eff Ungaro! Lindsay doesn't need them anyway. She's going straight to the bottom with or without them. And I know you're thinking, "She's already at the bottom, Michael." Well, Lindsay is going to dig deeper to get to the bottom of the bottom. Don't underestimate her!
Here's Lindsay at John Galliano's show in Paris today looking as fresh as one of Pete Doherty's used Q-tips.
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Going through Christmas without pain killers! CLASSIC! Easy on Pete! I Love him! Crack pipe and all!
Blohan is a train wreck. Do you really think she will bite it this year?!
LMAO @ Centy's comment.
Oh, yeah, and leggings are shit. I was dumb enough to buy into the leggings craze, and not only did I expand WITH the elastic, but they fall apart after being only being worn a few times (because the fabric is less durable than paper), and they make your ass sweat like it's no-one's fucking business.
Then, when all your useless leggings deteriorate in the wash, you realize that all your jeans are too tight because the elastic LIES.
TEAM FUCKING JEANS, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
You know when the vet says, "When it's time, you'll know."
Prepare the needle.
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Who would hire this drunken fool?
wow, she looks really good here.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
Linds actually has lovely eyes when they're not cloudy and hanging out of their sockets.
Her hair looks like she dyed it black and the color's already running out of it.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 8:25pm.
Kind of, but combined with Bret Michaels too.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
I haven't seen so many grim looking people in one place since the last funeral I attended.
I'm gonna bring up something very nerdy: I read one of the Artemis Fowl books where the hero encounters this gross alcoholic fairy and ends up injecting with something to detox her. Which it does, literally - it makes all the accumulated crap and disgusting pollutants in her body just immediately eject themselves in every way possible.
I want to do that to Blohan, but I'm afraid that if somebody did, there'd be nothing left in her body.
At this point an exorcism jointly sponsored by the Vatican and VaporJet couldn't get her clean. She needs a twenty-year detox.
Submitted by holyrollernova on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 4:59pm.
LINDSAY listen up...the party is over! it's been over since late 2006 sweetheart.
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O no - I will gladly remind you that it was over by the end of 2005 at LEAST!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt4Ao4enNJU
I just read she's making a movie with Robert DeNiro, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba. I guess she's the white girl. OMG not even - her name is April Benz. Ugh.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Her hair is starting to look like mine did a couple of weeks ago. I dyed that bitch immediately when my yoga teacher asked me if I dyed my hair or something. Sometimes you need to get it all one color. Oddly enough, Lilo and I currently have the same hair color. I look about 10 years younger than she does even though I'm nearly 10 years older than she is. LOL!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Oh, crikey! She looks like Megan Fox if Fox wound up doing drugs. Nothing funny here. Time to let her rot into obscurity if this is what she does.
Man she's rough looking. Where's her 40 year old younger sister she usually drags around with her?
She's going straight to the bottom with or without them
Well you know what THEY SAY when you've hit rockbottom there's only one way to go...further down.
Ok so nobody ever says that 'cept me.
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Uh oh she's going bald! Her hair is so thin at the top!
Color me shocked ...
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Bitch looks dirty. Her lips injections are fucked up. Her roots are showing.
Sounds like a good day for LiLo.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 3:27pm.
I can't stop staring at the amazing pink bow tie on the man BEHIND Lindsey. amazing.
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Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Lindsay should file for unemployment if she is broke.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Ugghhh.. why is this chick even famous anymore??.. I can't even remember the last film she was in. Wtf does she do? And how the hell does she keep getting invited to events!?
Wow, getting fired from a publicity stunt is a whole new low!
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
So, let's see. WHOREhan can't get work acting anymore because she's a splooge burping cokehead & doesn't bother to show up to the sets, She can't sing (she makes parasite hilton look like Pat Benatar when compared to her), she destroys a documentary about kids forced into prostitution (she probably went there to get pointers on how to give a good blowjob), she empties the dance floor when she tries her hand at DJ'ing, and she can't design clothes for someone as pathetic as pam anderson to wear. This twat is a failure at everything she does. Given what an attention whore she is, she'll be taking it doggy style in pornos soon...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
radar "reported" about their tiff
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/02/exclusive-lindsay-lohan-th...
I will say, I like her better with dark hair. Are those her ginge roots growing in?
If SamRo really took out a restraining order on LiLo, then I salute the carpet muncher. She's smart enough to get away from a disaster called LiLo.
LiLo always looks stoned or drugged or something. I just wonder if she'll die like Dana Plato or like River Phoenix. Well, it doesn't really matter. As long as she dies this year. Who knows? The stock market and the economy may improve! Then she can get a Nobel Prize for Economics!
LiLo is an excellent example of a fuck-up that even Dr. Drew cannot help.
Submitted by holyrollernova on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 4:59pm.
LINDSAY listen up...the party is over! it's been over since late 2006 sweetheart.
look if you really want to be taken seriously again one day...disappear. NOW! go to rehab and clean up your shit life. get healthy. take your time, the longer the better.
we're sick of you. and your bullshit. get clean already. it's getting pathetic.
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I'd say a few years of complete absence from the public, sobriety, and vitamins would do her good. Fuck it, she needs to do whatever the hell Drew Barrymore did to clean up her act and come back into the public eye as a baby-faced sweetheart most people like.
She looks like she reeks of stale cigarette smoke, Aqua Velva (too stoned to know it's for men) and dried jizz.
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HOLY FISH LIPS
I would like to know where does she get the funds to trot around the world without a care in the world, getting blotched lip jobs and broke-down weaves, attending fashion shows and openings of envelopes without ever holding down a job. Fuck, I have to work for a living and I don't have a coke addiction. Clearly I must be doing something wrong!
LINDSAY listen up...the party is over! it's been over since late 2006 sweetheart.
look if you really want to be taken seriously again one day...disappear. NOW! go to rehab and clean up your shit life. get healthy. take your time, the longer the better.
we're sick of you. and your bullshit. get clean already. it's getting pathetic.
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Am I the only one that wants to dip her fugly mug in Clorox?
As my grandmother would say, "She looks like Death warmed over."
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Galliano should fire whoever extended an invitation to Lohan because there is no reason that she should be allowed a seat anywhere except a drug treatment facility's waiting room.
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Michael wrote: Here's Lindsay at John Galliano's show in Paris today looking as fresh as one of Pete Doherty's used Q-tips.
Oh man, Michael! I'm eating something from Panera Bread and you had to remind me of the Petey post with that earwax! *pukes*
She looks really bad. I wonder how she makes money to live. She can't get work and I don't think she's interested. Does she get appearance fees still or do places now pay her to stay away?
Snideychick sez:
I read the title of this post as Lohan Got Fried. I thought yeah, on what drug now? Hasn't she tried them all?
And the woman in the last thumbnail looks like she's holding onto her purse for fear Linds will steal it.
Standing downwind of her now would be bad enough but standing there if she died? Actually that might smell better than now. Hmmm.
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Sad. She actually DID have talent and the potential to be a leading actress.
About the only thing she's good for now is to induce vomiting.
"I'll put it in Lohan terms, the collection was the equivalent of going through Christmas without pain killers. Painfully awful." MK, you're the awesomest!
Lohan is just nas-tay.
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At some point, Michael K needs to cut this off. I don't think people should be posting about those that have been circling the drain for years now. Its sad, and there's nothing new to Lindsay's story.
Scowly. Scowly little mean people. Everyone in those photos is all scowly.
Maybe due to Lindsay's funk permeating the place?
She looks like Demi Moore fallen on some seriously hard times.
M.E. & The Breakdown -- last week in a post I said, "DIE, BITCH, DIE!" and one of our fellow posters called me out, saying "what did she ever do to you?" Well, this bitch annoys the fuck out of me; she's been given 10 million opportunities to turn her life around and she fucks up every time. Combine that with her being a colassal bitch and an entitled twat and you've got a recipe for disaster. And, yeah, I do hope she dies. I'm glad you feel the way I do; thanks, honeybuns.
How the mighty are fallen...
So she jumped from one business full of people who have no grip on reality to the fashion industry, which is equally as full of delusional crack whores.
I too want to know where she's getting the money to jet set all over the place and why these fashion designers are letting her sit at their shows.
She's beyond D list, she's Z list right now. She needs to pack it up and get a job pricing crap at Walmart.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She looks like a really bad, drugged-out version of Lily Munster.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 3:40pm.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 3:33pm.
She should get a restraining order, this bitch is crazy. You can just see the crazy in her eyes. But I think she said recently she was moving to London or some shit. SORRY TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN LONDON. WE APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.
Wonder if White Oprah throws out the line about Linds winning an Oscar one day. Or has that gone by the wayside. Both had to be pissed at all the squeaky clean tween actresses bouncing around in their chiffon dresses last night.
Submitted by aCertainAllure on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 3:40pm.
I'm not gonna lie she doesn't look as bad in the face here as she usually does
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She hasn't been looking as bad lately, that's true...I wonder who's buffing her face before she goes out...the fashion world is kind to her. Perhaps she can disappear into it's sea...o wait. It's already spitting her out. Hmmm...what can Lindsay do...? Always back to the dayshift hooking. There seems to be no way around it.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Leah Lezark (aka Princess Coldstare) looks uber-unimpressed to be seated next to Lohan.