Tuesday, March 9th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 8th!
Well, at least Mickey Rourke's penis looks younger than he does. - WorleyBird
Runner-up:
This particular recipe calls for two cups Sly, one cup A Rod, two tablespoons of Carrot Top, one teaspoon of Jack La Lanne and a dash of Madge. - tastycar
via Eat Liver
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this is what severe untreated varicose veins look like, usually a genetic prepositon
Bitch is the Charlie Chaplin of plaintiffs!
Submitted by OurMissC on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:24am.
Congrats to WorleyBird on the win! Also to tastycar! Both were hilarious!
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LOL! For some reason I read that as: Both were delicious!
Which kinda makes sense, right?
Congrats, beechez:)
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Yay! Winners! Funny!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Oooohhh, both captions were absolutely brilliant! I don't know which I would have chosen as caption and runner up, equal parts hilarity!
Congrats to WorleyBird on the win! Also to tastycar! Both were hilarious!
Happy birthday, Sucky!
CuntGRatz cuntz.
H.R. Giger now does people? So talented, who knew...
Tommy girl prefers a real arm versus a latex buttplug
:::I really could use some trouser gravy right about now:::
♪ And how `` vain `` is this douche?
If this is Arnold Schwarzenegger's arm, imagine his penis? No wonder Maria is always happy. Her beaver is getting pumped with the Governator's veiny love muscle.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 11:19pm.
Take it easy on the Viagra.
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Haha! Naughty;p
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
After fisting Jesus, Madonna extends her arm across the bed, reaching for the Versace bracelet she left behind.
not a caption: that picture is really disturbing.
How did this guy manage to get a California Raisin stuck under his arm?
Guess the mystery object:
a.) Vadge's arm
b.) Gerard Butler's peen
c.) The secret ingredient in Fishstick's latest macrobiotic recipe on Goop.
Madonna without photoshop.
OMG it's the actual map of middle earth!
Take it easy on the Viagra.
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The Emergency: second cousin of The Situation.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Masturbating-
You're doing it too much
Dancing With The Stars rehearsal was temporarily derailed when someone stepped on Kate Gosselin's foot and she became angry, very angry.
Vadge's clit is digesting the balls it ate for breakfast.
"Your arm's veins, you probably think this caption's about you"
Madonna's arm, picture c. 2025
The REAL Popeye, however, was disgusting to look at.
Angelina Jolie's veins have finally overgrown her tattoos.
Advice from A-Roid: If you're gonna diddle Vadge, alternate arms.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
People who accuse me of taking steroids really make my blood boil!!
The Cardinals' new batting coach, Mark McGwire shows up for his first day of spring training.
Dude really needs to drain his main vein.
Statham: Fuck Guy, after that 5th shot of everclear you said you were halucinating and kept repeating chicken wing, chicken wing, and then you fell out of the Bentley.
Nursing Home 9-1-1: Ethel gets her hand stuck in the FoodSaver vacuum, again.
McD's would like to sincerely apologize to Phoebe Price for tossing her in the McNugget basket. "It was an honest mistake."
Heroin addict implants.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
The McRib is back.
The World Book Encyclopedia's map of Hohan's career.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
This is Meagan Mariah Barne's husband's arm after shaving her pussay for all these years, which is why he is no longer willing to help a trick out.
For Madonna loved New York so much that her veins formed the highways and main streets of the state map.
the trademark Jonas right arm.
Well, at least Mickey Rourke's penis looks younger than he does.
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Borrrrrrrrring!
See what happens when you take off that red Kabbalah string?
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
Snakes In A Vein
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Some people get tattoos to remember past fuck buddies, Madonna castrates them and gets implants.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Madonna and Carrot Top were pissed when promotional pictures for their upcoming Roid Rage Tour leaked. And not because they leaked, but because they're fighting over whose arm this is.
A closer look at Vadge's forehead!
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I hope life isn't a big joke 'cause i don't get it!
Madonna's clitoritis.
Dumbledore wasn't kidding when he said he had a map on his knee. Sadly, Harry Potter never recovered from seeing it.
Angelina had told Brad time and time again, "You won't like me when I'm angry!"
Vivienne, Knox, Shiloh, Pax and the other Jolie-Pitt brats had always wondered why their parent's special'song'was 'You're so Vain' by Carly Simon...until they stumbled on some intimate photos.
Madonna's playboy cover photo.