Afternoon Crumbs
Water is wet, vodka is delicious, Ariel Wade is madder than fish grease and Sean Hayes is GAY. Officially. - Towleroad
Water is wet, vodka is delicious, Sean Hayes is gay...and so is Roy Ashburn - Queerty
Terry Richardson really is the Don Charney of photographers - Egotastic!
Alessandro Ambrosio pushing a gas bubble out - The Superficial
Pamela Anderson wasn't able to make it to the Oscars, because she had a better offer: signing bottles of her wart puss in a bottle at Sears in Illinois (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Bubble wrap around a bubble butt - Lainey Gossip
Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about seeing Hilary Swank's bubbies out like that - Hollywood Tuna
Zac Efron still looks purdier than his girlfriend, but she gets a pat on the head for trying - Just Jared
Video of George Clooney flashing his REAL date: a flask - Popsugar
The worst thing about this year's Oscars? There were ZERO wardrobe malfunctions - Cityrag
Miley Cyrus on her boyfriend Liam: "I think we’re both deeper than normal people." - Celebitchy
Kate Walsh and her new beard piece - ICYDK
Sarah Jessica Parker looks frazzled and red as though she just saw a snake on the ground - Holy Moly!
The hardest working pair of Spanx in the business keeping Mimi together at the Oscars - Hollywood Rag
Michelle Trachtenburg looking a little Avrile Lavigne-ish in a raggedy blonde wig - I'm Not Obsessed
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Does Hilary Swank have implants, it looks like there is a scar under her boobs...She is so cave person/unattractive to me, I was about to say god giveth (her body) & god taketh away (her face), but if her boobs are fake, then I guess god really didnt "giveth" much.
Submitted by Tigerlilly
Surely Sean Hayes realizes people would have been actually SHOCKED if he were really straight, right????
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That's what I said! Maybe I should "come out" and tell my boyfriend I am a woman. Just in case he wasn't sure. How is this crap news?
Were there people who were really truly wondering if Sean Hayes was gay or not? Are these people also Claymates? Are they the same people?
File under "D" for "Duh".
BTW, I LOVE JACK! In my mind I am Karen. And coincidentally I just ordered the first-season DVD of Will & Grace the other day; I should get it any day now!!
OT - he has beautiful eyes.
Sean Hayes: The Interview I Won't Read Because I Saw the Writing on the Wall 12 Years Ago.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Sarah J. Parker looked like a Klingon in that shitty dress she wore and poor Mariah needs to give up! She should stick to empire waists, conservative necklines and flowing skirts. Does she need welders' tools when she gets home! Does she even look at her pictures?!?
Pamela Anderson has never looked better since she's become the Kmart Queen. Maybe this is where she really should be.
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@Tigerlily
OMG...nothing like Gaykin officiallycoming out. LOL
Good one...like anyone ever thought he was straight. Yeah, and I can shit gold nuggets.
Submitted by salacious on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:45pm.
I don't think Sean Hayes was ever in the closet. Why should every gay person in show business be a human rights activist? He also thought that keeping a low profile actually helped make his performance believable. That's his decision and he's as worthy of respect as anybody else.
There's this famous mexican singer who's very flamboyant. He was questioned about his sexuality once, which is something he doesn't ever discuss. His answer was something close to "what you can see, you don't need to ask about", in other words, you don't need to ask questions about things that are obvious to the eye.
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I get what you're saying but you're missing the point. He played a gay character on a gay show. That's the difference between him and other celebrities. He's a fool.
How many celebrities have come out in The Advocate?
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And DAYUM Georgie was already half in the bag before he even sat down. That must have been the longest 4 hours of his life. No wonder he looked bitchy.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
OMFG can someone slap that Miley ho already?!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I remembered Sean Hayes from a movie called "Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss" (which I LOVED but was pissed off because there was no actual kissing! Well, at least not from the person I wanted to see kiss) and assumed he had come out back during that film (and that was WAY before W&G).
As far as Pam Anderson goes, we get to see her workin' the pole on Dancing with the Stars soon. Seeing her for a commercial during the Oscars was more than enough glamour for one evening.
i kind of want to congratulate mariah on wearing a dress thats appropriate for a woman of her size. now she justs needs to buy it a size larger and exhale, and she'll be fine. she looks so uncomfortable.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
OMFG!!! I can't believe he's gay!!! I thought he was just a really good actor!!
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I met and knew Sean for a couple of semesters in college - he was genuinely a great (and gay) guy. Had real funky goth hair though..ha.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
Surely Sean Hayes realizes people would have been actually SHOCKED if he were really straight, right???? I mean, tell me he didn't think anyone didn't already know??? It's like Paris Hilton coming out as a rotten twated skank whore...or Paula Abdul proclaiming her love for several steaming cups of Vicodin tea a day (minus the steam and tea)...or St. Angie coming out as a taken penis snatcher...or LiLo admitting ownership of those notorious pants....
Then again, remember the Claymate breakdowns when Gayken 'came out'???? AHAHAHAHAHA! Good times...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dang, Mariahs' lookin' thick. Her legs are the thickest I've seen 'em!
Sean Hayes, i love and miss you "Just Jack"!
how many tears flowed when W&G (AKA The Jack and Karen Show, Bitch) went off the air....i have, as my only memory, on Tivo, the "Unforgettable" finale. gone are the days of Jack's incoherent screeching to Will when he was upset (and rightly so). *sighs and smiles*
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Miley, honey, the only thing you're deeper than is the aluminum pie pan your granpappy tied to the scarecrow to keep critters away from the corn.
I don't think Sean Hayes was ever in the closet. Why should every gay person in show business be a human rights activist? He also thought that keeping a low profile actually helped make his performance believable. That's his decision and he's as worthy of respect as anybody else.
There's this famous mexican singer who's very flamboyant. He was questioned about his sexuality once, which is something he doesn't ever discuss. His answer was something close to "what you can see, you don't need to ask about", in other words, you don't need to ask questions about things that are obvious to the eye.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:17pm.
She is quite beautiful. She looks mystical, in a way.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 6:54pm.
Understandable.
That being said, sorry about the generalization. I'm sure that there are some very bright, very personable models in the world, but the Naomi Campbell types are so dull and bitchy.
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Tehehehe....you are quite right! :D
Look up Nadja Auermann, we both have a very very similar name. She's a German model with brains! Oh, and to me, she's one of the best looking women out there. She's in her 30's now, but she did the modelling in the 90's....did also some stuff for Helmut Newton: Stunning! :D
Yay! Sean! I am surprised though....(I typed that with a straight face and everything!)
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
I think Miley was talking about her ability to give head. Going deep is a skill her daddy groomed her to do since her early childhood.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 6:54pm.
Understandable.
That being said, sorry about the generalization. I'm sure that there are some very bright, very personable models in the world, but the Naomi Campbell types are so dull and bitchy.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:54pm.
Hmm, well she doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box, so I can't argue that. I think that perhaps her personality is honed so much, though, because she just generally has more personality than most models do so it's a surprise to a lot of people.
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I guess she earns brownie points because she's married and has three kids (or four?). Kudos for that, I agree. Still, having listened to what she's saying...still not to fond of her :)
And, hey, give the models more credit. Not all of us are shallow and stupid...LOL
@ Islandgirl
I'm honored to have been sig'd... Or is that whore'nored around these parts?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:54pm.
Botox and surgery is so common in the entertainment industry that it's more surprising that someone *hasn't* had it done than had they gotten it done.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:54pm.
Hmm, well she doesn't seem like the brightest crayon in the box, so I can't argue that. I think that perhaps her personality is honed so much, though, because she just generally has more personality than most models do so it's a surprise to a lot of people.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 6:11pm.
Mother Superior -- so that's the way your "lady" swings. Huh. I now suspect she's hiding a whip & chains under her petticoat. I think she should go clubbing with Blohan and find some nice gent.
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This is not the kind of man/woman my avie lady is after. Oh no. She would meet her prey in courtrooms and investment banks, the parliament houses, doctor's practices and classrooms for there are the naughtiest gentlemen!
Sean Hayes is gay? What a shocker. I mean next we'll hear that Stevie Wonder is blind.
Mother Superior -- so that's the way your "lady" swings. Huh. I now suspect she's hiding a whip & chains under her petticoat. I think she should go clubbing with Blohan and find some nice gent.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 6:04pm.
Mother Superior -- let's try to hook your avie up with my avie! Hate to say it, though, she may not be his "type." I think we need to find a nice, proper gentlemen -- she looks like the kind of lady who would dig a real gentleman, perhaps a church-going sort. Let's work on this. She's indeed a very handsome woman.
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She's a wild cougar! A vicious temptress who wears red a PVC corset under that prude dress. The two hair pompoms hide her little devil horns!
Rooooarrrr! :D
I can't stand Sean Hayes cause he is such a fucktard and a hypocrite. It's a little too late to officially 'come out' Ms. Thang. I guess since you figure it's cool to be gay in Hollywood now, you'll finally grace the cover of The Advocate.
What bothers me most is that it's so obvious he is gay. He was on the first groundbreaking gay show on a major network and he decided to stay closeted with the media all these years. He basically stood against everything that Will and Grace stood for.
I have no respect for this stupid queen. He's a disgrace to my community the same way Perez Hilton is.
On another note, I may not like Adam Lambert's style and music, but I have immense respect for him for having the balls to tell the world that he is gay, proud and has dignity.
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:29pm.
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Happy 3 year anniversary!!
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Righto, thanks! OMG how time flies when you've missed the trophy wife route (altho never say never) bustin your ass day in and day out at a desk job.
Mother Superior -- let's try to hook your avie up with my avie! Hate to say it, though, she may not be his "type." I think we need to find a nice, proper gentlemen -- she looks like the kind of lady who would dig a real gentleman, perhaps a church-going sort. Let's work on this. She's indeed a very handsome woman.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:57pm.
Mother Superior -- BTW, I LOVE your avie! I can see the point about Heidi. As much as I like her, I do believe her persona has been honed to a certain extent. On the other hand, I can see the Germans viewing her as more of a twit; Europeans are much more realistic about people being vapid or not.
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The lady in my avie says thank you. She wants a date.
Being German myself (and a model) I grew up with that Heidi and her blah blah. There are so many shows in Germany that make fun of her. She's doing Germany's Next Top Model there and she's been a proper b*tch on that show.
Submitted by parkerj on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:29pm.
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Happy 3 year anniversary!!
Mother Superior -- BTW, I LOVE your avie! I can see the point about Heidi. As much as I like her, I do believe her persona has been honed to a certain extent. On the other hand, I can see the Germans viewing her as more of a twit; Europeans are much more realistic about people being vapid or not.
Khensu Hetep -- you hit the nail on the head. If they had large breasts that were in proportion to their body, that's a whole other thing. There's no way you can be 6' tall, 90 lbs. and have huge boobs. I'm sure lots of them have tons of plastic surgery. Face it -- barely anyone is natural nowadays. Why all the jokes at the Oscars about plastic surgery & Botox? Because everyone does it, well, virtually everyone.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:50pm.
Don't get me wrong, though, I also like Heidi Klum. She's a rarity in the industry, pretty with a matching personality. I don't think she's ever needed to rely on somewhat pornographic body language in order to be more attractive. It's a shame that nearly every other model in the wake of her success are pretty much just that.
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Ermm....back in Germany, Heidi has the reputation of a pea-brained silly nilly...I agree, she looks good, but if you ever heard her doing those baby-voiced interviews, then doubts of a beautiful personality may appear :D
Miley "Beaver Fang" Cyrus is about as deep as a toilet bowl.
Sean Hayes is gay and the Pope is Catholic--DUH.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:31pm.
I've noticed that a majority of them in catalogues are about six feet tall and 90 pounds with serious Frankentits, which aren't even proportioned to the rest of their frame...and have you noticed how so many of them have obviously had their lips filled? It looks like someone lined them all up and punched them in their fucking mouths.
They're all conforming to the Bratz doll aesthetic, and it looks creepy.
Don't get me wrong, though, I also like Heidi Klum. She's a rarity in the industry, pretty with a matching personality. I don't think she's ever needed to rely on somewhat pornographic body language in order to be more attractive. It's a shame that nearly every other model in the wake of her success are pretty much just that.
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Believe me, you aren't really that fucking important.
Roy AShburn wants us to pray for him? Doesn't he realize that once you go gay, god goes away? Time to adopt a new religion called 'The bookstore' muhfuckah!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:24pm.
I always thought Sean was out....oops. Was he playing in anything lately or did he lift the transparent veil off the gay statue simply for publicity, one might wonder....
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you nailed it!
To my knowledge, he hasn't done anything newsworthy since Will & Grace ended.
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I've seen him acting seriously.....played a dad or something, which was cringe-worthy.
I liked how he (as Jack in W&G) did the jazz hands for his show Just Jack. That's all I remember...:D
@dusted:
Thank-you, love. I just call it as I see it, and that queen pissed me off when he started playing "I'll never tell" in interviews the last couple of years Will & Grace was on the air.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Hahah Thanks IG I haven't seen that in years
mmmm Hunky Burt lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 03/08/2010 - 5:24pm.
I always thought Sean was out....oops. Was he playing in anything lately or did he lift the transparent veil off the gay statue simply for publicity, one might wonder....
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you nailed it!
To my knowledge, he hasn't done anything newsworthy since Will & Grace ended.
This one is for him:
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oops or this one
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Khensu Hetep -- amen on the Victoria's Secret models; it's a lot of smoke & mirrors. Don't get me wrong -- some are really beautiful with really beautiful faces, but most are 6' tall, 90 lb. women with bolt-on tits. I do like Heidi Klum, though, because she's pretty, seems like a decent person & loves her man & family to death.