Betty White Wins Again!
Lorne Michaels recently said that he's in talks with Betty White to appear on Saturday Night Live, but it hasn't been confirmed CONFIRMED until now! At an Oscar party on Sunday, Betty White told People that she is doing SNL. Betty didn't say if she going to be a part of the "Women of Comedy" with Tina Fey or if she's going to handle that bitch by herself. Betty's lips are sealed for now.
You now have a reason to take a piece of cheesecake, throw it in a blender, add a bottle of anything that's 90 proof or more, pulse away until it's the consistency of puppy barf and then chug away while humming the Golden Girls theme song. Actually, once you drink it, I think your bowels will hum the Golden Girls theme song for you.
And if you don't have cheesecake, you can make this "refreshing" coffee cocktail courtesy of everyone's favorite drunktard Sandra Lee! It's basically Sanka, stale coffee beans, heavy cream and every kind of li-kooooor you've got in your cabinet. Gorgeous!
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PRAISE BETTY WHITE! PRAISE GOLDEN GIRLS!! and if betty white doesn't host the show alone, i'll ram a ho!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
Hahahahaha! That Sandra Lee video just made my night. "I'm just gonna garnish this with a few coffee beans. . . Aaaaaannnddd, it's cocktail time." Gorgeous.
Sweet.
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Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:59am.
PS--angel_i, I love your quote!
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Wow - that's cool:) Thanks Mabel!
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
I don't care what anyone else says; Betty White is cool! I just saw a snickers ad with her playing rughy, and it was hilarious. She's the real deal...
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Mrs. PC, I found an old one!!!!
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/68281
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
First of all,I want to say that I hope and pray that ıf God allows me to reach her age I wıll be as actıve and fıt as she ıs. She makes me seem lazy!
I also read she ıs ın talks to be ın another sıtcom. Does thıs woman ever stop?
And lastly, SNL would be dumb as a box of rocks to allow her not to own a nıght. Betty Whıte ıs ratıngs gold!
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I read that the Women of Comedy shit is just a rumor. I hope Betty will get to host by herself. She could run circles around all those idiots on SNL. Hosting by herself doesn't mean she has to be in every skit.
Are there any current nude photos of Betty White?
yucko, I know what you mean. I only get to see my mom once a year; this year she was sick and when I finally saw her it was a complete shock. She looks elderly. Made my heart hurt.
I felt that way seeing Christopher Plummer, too.
Very rarely does Sandra Lee make anything I'd actually eat/drink/make/serve, but I love the show because it's SO trashtastic. The tablescapes? My Gawd!
And she's always talking about her girl friends. I bet you dollars to donuts she doesn't have a single female friend. If she does have a group of "girls", it's probably like the Real Housewives.
So, this will sound bad, but...
I don't really have a grasp on the timeframe for when Betty White went from being really cute to old-looking and still sort of cute. I mean, of course she looked "old-ish" before, but in a fresh sort of way.
It just seemed like all my memories of her up until *very* recently were her looking all cutesy and fresh and now every picture of her I see looks very elderly. Yeah I know, she IS old. I'm just wondering. It's always in the eyes with old people--that weird glassy look.
I love me some Betty White.
I would totally drink with Sandra Lee if she wouldn't finish my drink when I went to the bathroom. You know she would.
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If I'm going to put my drink on, I can think of far worse people to do it with. The woman ain't stingy with the booze, if you know what I mean.
And Betty better host that bitch all by herself!!
PS--angel_i, I love your quote!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I've been obsessing over Sandra Lee videos for a few weeks now, thanks to the seizure and kwanzaa cake vids.
ever since i found out videos where she:
-used carrot baby food in a muffin recipe (barf)
-shoves a whole bouquet of mint in the centre of an iced angel food cake
-makes a monster Christmas cake with 6 (yes) store-bought cakes and half a ton of green icing
- wraps bacon around dates and says they taste like BBQ potatoes.
I cant get enough!
God, I love Betty White! She's such a cutie. =) I can't take it.
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You danced up on me so hard. Your face looked more angel than human. The music pierced through me like an x-ray. Your Mercedes looked more rocketship than car.
All us Sluts have sundresses, don't we?
(even the boys!).
I'd rather drink the cheesecake and the 90 proof in the blender while wearing nothing!!
I'm just imagining these drunk bitches in sundresses talking about how one of them is banging Raul the poolboy.
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Submitted by Meeshie on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:34am.
Nothing beats Sandra Lee's "Kwanzaa Cake". It looks like a pile of shit with 6 huge candles shoved in it.
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O well isn't that just precious!?
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
WTF indeed my friend. Kudos to Paula Dean. I just noticed her chubby ass in the bottom right of the clip. Don't see how she's approve, the drink isn't make with meat grease, 1 lb of butter, or lard out of a spanish branded plastic tub.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
This is how she gets people to enjoy her 70% packaged/30% fresh food, she gives them cocktails!
LICORISH COFFEE~?~?~WTF!?!?!?!?
*HURLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Not Mint, Anise. Which personally with Heavy Whipping Cream sounds like something you take to cure the Methadone illz.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
"drunktard" LOL! I was giggling cuz she slurred through how to make the cocktail.
And yes, the kwanzaa cake is major PHAIL. What a riot!
1. Betty White can handle that shit on her own TYVFM.
2. Sandra Lee makes a terrible lickherrice falvoured white dood. Boo Bitch, You fail at White Russians.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
ohhh delicious, let me chug a pint of heavy cream with licorice flavored liquor.
Sandra Lee never disappoints.
Nothing beats Sandra Lee's "Kwanzaa Cake". It looks like a pile of shit with 6 huge candles shoved in it.
Take a gander:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVGy9RM7_2I/AAAAAAAABZU/9UjTBpOv1D...
Ha! That vid is excellent. She's everything I aspired to be as a young girl!
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut