Lindsay Lohan's Delusions Know No Bounds
Every dealer in the world has refused to give Lindsay Lohan another IOU and her checking account is as washed up as her career, so what is she to do to keep her nostrils tingling? Well, Blohan is trying to make a quick dollar by doing things the American way: filing a frivolous lawsuit that has absolutely no merit.
According to the New York Post, Blohan has filed a $100 million lawsuit against E-Trade, because she believes that a milkaholic baby named Lindsay featured in their latest commercial is a parody of her life. Lindsay's lawyer, Scrappy Doo (Scooby was busy doing more important things), is arguing that Lindsay is single-name famous like Oprah or Madonna.
HA! This is the funniest thing Lindsay Lohan has done in years! Bitch is the Charlie Chaplin of plaintiffs!
In the filing, Lindsay's lawyer argues (make sure to mute the laugh track in your head so you can focus on this ridiculousness), "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They used the name Lindsay. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."
Note to Blohan: I don't think White Oprah, Ali Lohan and all the voices in your head count as "everybody." In fact, that counts as "nobody."
Blohan wants $50 million in exemplary damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages.
A rep for the company who produced the commercial said they weren't even thinking of Lindsay Lohan when they named the milkaholic baby. They used "Lindsay," because it's popular and happens to be the name of one of their employees.
Here's the commercial in question. You be the judge (SPOILER ALERT: You will bring the gavel down on Blohan's head and throw her in the clink for wasting everyone's time):
I mean, I know Blohan regularly spits up, constantly poops her pants and stays away from solid foods, but the similarities stop there. Baby Lindsay isn't the color of a spoiled naranja and doesn't have lips like my chihuahua's anal glands.
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The epitome of Hollywood Glamour! She outshines Grace Kelly, Greta Garbo and Vivien Leigh combined.
Yes, I'm being sarcastic.
She's pathetic.
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It's such great fun to watch this vapid cunt rant and rave about things. It's fabulous to watch her spin in the eddy of the abyss.
She'll move to the top of the death watch list. She'll have a slight lead over Amy Wino and Dreamboat Petey. Why? Cause most of the free world is impatient to see her go away for good!
LOL actually I do believe they meant it to be her! Because of the whole alcoholic business, but you see Lilo doesn't "drink" anymore, so she's not an alcoholic really (in her mind maybe). That's too many calories, it's better to snort shit and take diet pills then to "drink", right LINDSAY? She probably hasn't had anything nutritious in her body since she was 17.
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Submitted by LASux on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:54am.
Someone tell Lindsay it's not all about her.
Self centered alcoholic.
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Those ad's are so good!
How come some ad's particularly the syrupy down home type are so fucking irritating that you wanna punch a hole through the TV and others are so great???
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
OH YES, BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY LINDSAY IN THE WORLD.
This self-important twat clearly has a guilty conscience if she's imagining this connection between herself and an ambiguous character from a TV commercial.
When everyone else is against you, and YOU'RE the only common denominator, then maybe it's time to re-evaluate yourself.
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Someone tell Lindsay it's not all about her.
Self centered alcoholic.
ohmygod she's delusional hahaa! And that commercial was pure awesome!
Those babies crap in diapers and can't wipe their own asses, but they are still more functional than Lindsay.
Lindsay's lawyer, Scrappy Doo, is from the firm Dewey, Cheetum & Howe. She saw him on her t.v. at 3 in the morning and thought he seemed like a good choice.
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I think much worse things than "alchoholic" when I think of Lindsay.
Perhaps "psychotic cokehead famwehore who is ugly as sin and addicted to plastic surgery" rings a bell when I think of Lindsay.
what a narcissistic little pig. i have seen that commercial like 30 times and never once did i think they were talking about hohan.
what an ego-manic!
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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Okay...the lawsuit is frivolous but of course the commercial was referring to Lindsey Lohan. The lawsuit makes her look more foolish.
UGH, she should just watch Mean Girls a few times, and start calling dancing with the stars stat.
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Man, she must *really* need the money. Anyone D-Lister thinking of pimping their spawn out to Hollywood for fame, fortune and financial security better take a good look at this walking, snorting cautionary tale. Sad and pitiful doesn't even begin to describe what she's become anymore.
Insane doesn't even cut it.
So Lindsay HAS to mean Lohan?
Call me an anti-semantic bastard but Lindsay IS a popular name and can be used to represent anyone.
Sorry Lindsay...Lohan that is...don't quit your night job yet.
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...I'd like to see her ass on the next season of Dr. Drew...oh, I forgot - she doesn't have a problem though, huh?...
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She is such a dumbass.
Here's some breaking news Bloho: no one wants to be associated with you in any way, shape or form.
AND baby Lindsay doesn't have coke and ciggie throat either.
Stupidly reaching biatch.
I told you guys she liked her booze more than anything. Ha, I say!
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Man, she needs to get all those drugs out of her system, cause she's just paranoid now! If they had said "Hohanoholic" then maybe, but huh!? I still can't believe a lawyer actually filed this for her...scrappy doo indeed, lol!
Sit down and humbly accept your bitch please card, Lohan. You don't own the name Lindsay. Can I sue your ass for making MY name look bad because your coke ho of a mother gave you the same name I've had for 40 years?
Can people be fined for filing bullshit lawsuits?
The only time I think of that dumb bitch is when she's referred to as "Hohan", and using cocaine, not booze! So, if the baby said, "Oh, is that crackhead, Hohan there?", then she'd have a case.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I relish the expression on her face in the photo. It's a combination of exasperation and drugged euphoria. I must admit that I love to see photos and articles of LiLo totally shit faced on some drugs or alcohol. It brightens up my day to know that I am not like her! She's a superb example of a totally fucked-up soul who had it and blew it.
It's only a matter of time before she dies this year or next. I wonder if the Oscars will mark her passing in its next telecast after her death. Probably not! Why? Cause the audience will immediately administer and Standing Ovation and The Wave!
Gawd, she must be flat broke. I hope they laugh this case right out of court.
I just opened an eTrade account because of this. Epic fail, Milkoholic!
"Lindsay's lawyer, Scrappy Doo"
Oh no MK did not just throw a Scrappy Doo in there! LOL that shit is funny
Submitted by get serious on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 3:09pm.
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YGGC!
And by doing this, she herself is acknowledging that she's a deadbeat alcoholic.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
oops the twunt made me double post, blame her for everything today.
LOL oh come on now Lindsay! You know she was fucked up out of her mind when she saw this commercial! Adderall causes paranoia, so put down the bottle crazy bitch!
Bitch had to even ruin a cute commercial with BABIES by inserting her crud into it. When is she going to disappear?
Oh yes, Lindsay. Everything is about you; it's all about you because you're so popular that everyone calls you only by your first name... NOT. I call you hohan, blowhan, whorehan, a walking cum dumpster and cokehead extreme; not by your first name.
It's pretty obvious whorehan is doing this for the publicity & for greenmail. She can't get movie roles anymore (no one will hire a cokehead like her), her singing career is dead, her dj'ing empties dance floors everywhere, her "design" career is an abortion & posing as Marilyn Monroe in photo spreads white oprah hijacks for her don't pay enough. So, she's suing E-Trade in hopes they hand her a quick little settlement, so she can pay all her dealers off. Problem for her is, E-Trade has junkyard dog attornies on retainer, and they're going to rip her a new asshole, legally. By the time they're done with her, not even porn makers will want to employ her...
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"My first name is John, and my name's been mentioned in an E-Trade ad; where's my check?"
Once she comes down long enough to realize how STUPID everyone thinks she is, she will release a statement saying that she never filed a lawsuit and that somebody else impersonating her called her lawyers office and did it and WHY won't everyone just leave her alone! hahahahahahahaha
Drugs are bad people!
This just goes to show that crackheads wıll do any-fuckın' thıng for that next rock.
Who ıs she gonna sue next?
Toılet stalls wıth her name tattooed on them?
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Yeah, because that baby looks JUST LIKE HER. Pffft. Lindsay is a COMMON name.
Maybe in Lindsay's head she thinks the commercial is all about her!! Fucking crack head. The Lawyer should get her license suspended for filing a frivolous case and wasting taxpayers money.
That is some serious crackhead logic. But is her lawyer on crack too?? Like I said before in other threads, clearly this bitch is broke, desperate, lost and turned out.
In other news, every chick on earth named Lindsay just countersued this ho on the grounds that sharing a name with Lilo equals the intentional infliction of emotional distress.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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she totally has a guilty conscience about being a drug addicted alcoholic...There is absolutely no way for her to prove that E trade is spoofing her. And if they were - good for them. They only speak the truth Lindsay! You're a former child star who's career is over and your still spending and acting like a rock star. kinda pathetic. time to grow up and read your bank statements. Because unless you plan on getting a well paid non-acting job in the future, that bank account you have now is about all there is for you. got it cray cray?
If she wins this case, I'm going to encourage my mom to sue the makers of Latisse for using her name to sell a product.
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I love paragraph 2 of the complaint:
"2. That at all the times mentioned herein, and for many years prior thereto the plaintiff was and still is a professional actor of good repute..."
Uh, say what?
I don't know what kind of rules they have in NY but this is a shitty complaint!!! She accuses them of using her name, characteristics and personality? Her lawyers better watch out. They could get fucked for filing a frivolous lawsuit. Malicious prosecution anyone?
clearly...the girl is just lookin for some cash, wherever she can find it. siiigh. poor Linds.
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like she is even important enough for Etrade to fuck with. My god, her ego knows no bounds. She is such a useless skank....what a freaking LLOOZZEERR!!
Now E-Trade is countersuing Lindsay for defaming their brand! http://bit.ly/a0Xh8j
Wrong, Lindsay.
If it had been all girl babies, with "Lindsay" playing the part of the jealous girlfriend, "Sammie" as the one doing it wolf-style (how how howwwwwwwwwwwww) and some random little girl as the "Milkawhat??", THEN you could sue for them using your likeness without your permission.
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Don't know why it double-posted.
Her paranoia is proof that Crack is Whack!
Why doesn't she contact Lindsay Wagner and Lindsay Bckingham and every other person on the planet named Linsday as start a class action suit.
This ho needs a scrubbing, an ephiany, and a real job
Bitch Please!!! I hope the court sees right thru her bullshit and judges that she should pay court costs and the defendants legal fees
I have seen this commercial probably hundreds of times, and not once did I think of Lohan. The lawyers for E Trade need to subpoena all of us DListers to testify against her at trial.