Who Ordered The Titty Leche Cheese?
Titty leche is having the best (or worst, depending on how you smell it) week ever! Late last week, a Kentucky woman was arrested for attacking a female police officer with her breast milk. If that female officer knew what was good, she would've pulled out a jar, collected that titty leche and used it to make a delicious cheese to spread on Ritz crackers. That's basically what a NYC chef did with his wife's nipple nectar and he even put it on the menu at his restaurant. OctoMom just pushed a baby, because bitch wishes she would've come up with this.
Chef Daniel Angerer of Klee Brasserie tells the New York Post, "It tastes like cow's-milk cheese, kind of sweet." After Chef Daniel blogged about it, he got a million calls from customers demanding a sample of his wife's chichi cream cheese. Little did Daniel know that his "customers" weren't wearing pants at the time of the call and were most likely making their own kind of milk while listening to him describe his wife's breast milk in detail.
Chef Daniel went on to say, "The phone was ringing off the hook. So I prepared a little canapé of breast-milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper."
Daniel's main supplier, his wife, is happy to help her husband out, but don't ask her to pour you a shot straight from the tap. She said, "I'm not here to walk people through their psychological problems." And two beats later, her husband said they are going to make a breast milk gelato next. They really make a great comedy team, right? The timing!
Daniel has the right idea, but he really should go all the way. Why waste precious minutes making cheese out of his wife's breast milk. Daniel should just set up a booth on the street and let his wife squirt into Dixie cups. Better yet, go green and scrap the Dixie cups. Daniel's wife can just squirt directly into the mouth. Give the sucio ass bitches what they really want!
By the way, I'm pretty sure Daniel's baby is in a semi-catatonic state in the picture above. Homegirl is THIRSTAY, because her momma's tete is dry by the time she gets to it at the end of the day. Get in line, baby!
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Gross breast milk is for babies. What's next breast ice cream?
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:06am.
Submitted by jppuertorico85 on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:04pm.
Milk is for babies and us adults are not even supposed to drink/ eat it in any form.
I studied Nutrition, dear, and did a good deal of research on what dairy does to our bodies so that I cut it out of my diet years ago.
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Yeah, but you're not the only one who said it. Many, many people drink milk and think it's just fine. Quite frankly, I would rather drink the milk of a clean, healthy woman than the dirty stuff that comes out of a steroid and antibiotic riddled factory cow. But then, I don't drink milk either. And that statement's not directed right at YOU but to the forum, in general.
And becuz a couple people said it and it got stuck in my mind AND it's time for my morning rant - "well, I eat cow meat but not humans. it's the same as that." Myself, I eat chicken but not rabbit. I eat cow but not calf. I eat shrimp but not crab.
Some of that is purely about preference/taste and some of it is more about my own morality but, in the end, it's not about right and wrong - it's about how I feel about it.
I get really frustrated that, every time someone tries to do something different, everybody rallies around to call them a "freak" and run screaming: "We know everything already! We don't need to consider anything new!" Didn't we spend so many years trying to eradicate that kind of thinking: For people of colour, for women who wanted to work and/or vote, for those with disabilities who are actually quite able, for the smart kid and the dumb kid....?
And also, I couldn't help but imagine later: If y'all were standing in a field, starving and you were suddenly presented with both the breast of a woman and the teat of a cow as sustenance...would you REALLY run to that cow? Really? I mean, conditioning would make you disgusted either way but I wonder what would feel nastier in that moment...
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Submitted by jppuertorico85 on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:04pm.
Milk is for babies and us adults are not even supposed to drink/ eat it in any form.
I studied Nutrition, dear, and did a good deal of research on what dairy does to our bodies so that I cut it out of my diet years ago.
Educate yourself before you try to have an argument.
Maybe you should try cutting it out too.....it would make you less grumpy! :D
Beyond nasty. But so is milk. Ive always been repulsed by milk. don't drink it, eat ice cream or cheese, except on pizza, because I cant find a good substitute for mozzarella,, but every time I eat pizza I feel so gross, so i'm about to quit that too.
I don't understand why anybody would be repulsed by this woman and not by eating the fluids from a cow. Its the same concept really
ARRGH..
Let's put it this way, if they ever divorce there won't be any question as to who gave the most of themselves to who.
That is SO wrong on SO many levels of existence. No thank you, there is no way in hell that I want to consume some strange woman's titty milk. The very thought is atrocious....
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Awkward.
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I think it's repulsive. I don't know what's worse - the people wanting to eat his concoctions or mommy at home happily pumping breast milk for her husband to take to work with him. Yuck.
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Maybe he'll make burgers out of her flesh if she dies prematurely. Would be a shame to waste all that fresh meat.
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Um... gotta go, this is repulsive to me.
Have a great night all!
I'm sorry. I believe in breastfeeding. I'm not a prude. I don't think that women should cover their breasts when breastfeeding, but I draw the line at consuming someone else's breast milk. That's nasty.
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Submitted by Jana
this has gotta be a joke. Like the thing about sperm being good for you and having lots of protein or vitamins.
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Sperm is good for you! My boyfriend tells me this ALL the time!
"It's not ironic. We eat cows, chicken and sheep, are you suggesting we should eat humans, too?
There is a BIG difference between food and consuming the body fluids of a woman. For most of us anyway, maybe not for you."
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Yes, except for the obvious fact that human breast milk has one purpose-to feed baby humans. So your analogy of both drinking animal milk and eating the same animal is like comparing apples and oranges.
Do you not think that the nutritional value of human milk that has been evolutionarily designed to be ideal for humans is inferior to milk that has been evolutionarily designed to feed baby sheep or cows or goats? You make it seem like NOBODY drinks human milk, when in reality for hundreds of thousands of years every human exclusively started their lives by drinking human milk, and many still do today.
Also, humans are the only lifeform that continue to drink milk all their lives, when every other mammal only drinks milk while they are nursing age. Just some food for thought...
Submitted by SueCalico on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 2:16pm.
i I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural.
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LOL! Before I even got here I knew I'd want to say that too.
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Submitted by SueCalico on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 2:16pm.
i I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural.
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It's not ironic. We eat cows, chicken and sheep, are you suggesting we should eat humans, too?
There is a BIG difference between food and consuming the body fluids of a woman. For most of us anyway, maybe not for you.
Submitted by SueCalico on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 2:16pm.
i I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural.
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Sue - but how about this, I like hamburgers, steak and the flesh off of other animals, but that doesn't mean I want to eat human meat.
That is just too disgusting for words. And while we are on the subject of disgusting, are those two brother and sister? They aure look like it...
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You idea for tit milk in coffee has already been done to death in the fetish porns. So has tit milk in cereal. Now I guess you could whip up a mean biscuits with saugage gravy with it.
Anyway breast milk is much more watery than cows milk. Not much "lightening power" to it.
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Dude-I would sooo not want to chow down on breast milk cheese from some random lady! Fucking gross!
They should start a coffee bar. She could sit on a stool by the Splenda and squirt her fresh creamer into folks' coffee cups.
This blurb makes me gag for various reasons.
I used to make cheese (non human tit milk kind), and it takes a lot of milk! Is that bitch just hooked up to the breast pump all the time? Anything under 1/2 gallon of milk isn't worth it in cheese making.
Even if lacto-mom makes something similar to Paneer, 500 mls of mom-milk isn't a lot.
And the other barf worthy thought, is any patheogens lacto-mom has, it is in the milk. The milk banks basically sterilize donated milk because of that reason.
A little Hep C on your Ritz? That makes me gag more than moms feeding their babies with breast milk.
*hurls*
So much for lunch.
(Yes, I know breast milk can be stored in an office fridge without being considered a bio hazard, no problems with that.)
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 2:16pm.
That part is nice too. I was mainly referring to how nice and firm my boobies were. LOL
oh. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :-D
my boobs have stayed the same throughout...big. although just a little bigger now.
I wouldn't eat cheese made from my own titty milk. Only babies should use other humans as a food source. Yuckies.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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i I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural.
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sorry, i do suck dicks, too - but only when it's dark and i'm feeling a little nasty.
Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, fudge is made!
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i I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural.
The milk we drink is pasteurized to kill pathogens. Hers isn't as far as we know. There are few diseases that can be passed from cow to human or goat to human, but plenty that can be passed human to human through breast milk.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:42am.
I miss having chichi's con leche sometimes.
I do too...isn't it weird?
when my boobies made milk it was the coolest, most awesome thing in the world...and when you watch your baby getting bigger and bigger and it's all due to the stuff you create...it gives you a whole new respect for the girls.
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That part is nice too. I was mainly referring to how nice and firm my boobies were. LOL
Even worse (Probably NSFW). Not pictures, but the url.
http://www.myvag.net/zine/2004fall/culturedwomen/
Do I think taking the time to pump enough milk for your husband's menu is a little weird (seriously, it takes me like 20 minutes to pump 4oz. sometimes) I don't understand why people are soooo grossed out by breast milk!!
It's milk. We (not me, I avoid the real stuff) drink cow's milk and goat's milk and yet drinking the milk from a human is TOTALLY GROSS OUT NASTY!!
I dunno, call me crazy but it's milk like any other.
Now I'm going to go back to nursing because my son is crazy for the stuff.
Well, so much for lunch.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 1:28pm.
never heard of leaky moobs before. *covers ears*
I knew a chick that when she squeezed her nipple she could make this juice come out that was fucking GREEN!!!!!!!
I hope she went to the doctor about that... 8-P
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not sure but I'll ask her this weekend... she's a HUGE hit at St Patrick's Day parties...
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*fondles peopleperson's briefs*
I can't hear soup and salad without thinking of some horrible sexual experience!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 1:28pm.
never heard of leaky moobs before. *covers ears*
I knew a chick that when she squeezed her nipple she could make this juice come out that was fucking GREEN!!!!!!!
I hope she went to the doctor about that... 8-P
this has gotta be a joke. Like the thing about sperm being good for you and having lots of protein or vitamins. Whatever you do in private is fine, but this is publicly perverse, if that's even a term. You know what i mean.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:41am.
I'd rather have some tits and ritz than the sick fucker at our local Olive Garden that was shootin his come in the Zuppa soup... FAK!
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WHA? That is one restaurant I have never been to and now I never will.
TEAM TITS ON RITZ!
*gag*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:42am.
I miss having chichi's con leche sometimes.
I do too...isn't it weird?
when my boobies made milk it was the coolest, most awesome thing in the world...and when you watch your baby getting bigger and bigger and it's all due to the stuff you create...it gives you a whole new respect for the girls.
never heard of leaky moobs before. *covers ears*
I knew a chick that when she squeezed her nipple she could make this juice come out that was fucking GREEN!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
A lactating man sets off my gag reflex.
P.S. That man milk cheese article someone linked was an April Fool's joke.
I find it a little ironic that people have such a problem with breast milk but will happily drink and mix cow/goat, etc. milk in just about everything like thats natural. Name me another animal that drinks the milk of another?
And before you say it I dont drink or use milk it is disgusting - bleh!
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Animal milk, whether or not it comes from a human or a cow or any other animals, is NOT meant for adults. Humans are the only animal that drink milk into adulthood (and the only animal that drinks/eats the milk of another animal) and it's why it makes us sick (breast cancer, liver cancer, heart disease, and on and on). Mother Nature did not intend for us to be making cheese, PERIOD. Sick fucks.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:14pm.
Hekki - after I had the little Prince, I was a gotdamn milk cow, I had so much milk, I started calling the milk banks about donating, but of course, here they make you pay for all the testing, etc AND when I learned about all the pasturizing and crap they do to it, they pretty much render the breastmilk useless. So, I declined and just filled up two freezers worth of breastmilk.
I weaned at one and he had an additional 6 months worth of boobie juice in the freezer.
No wonder the kid's a tit man.
me too!
I just weaned and I was going to see about donating the rest to a hospital since it's taking up space in the freezer but it's not worth it? sad. I worked hard for those breast milk bags. :(
and as a former cow, mommy milk is rather sweet...lighter than whole cow's milk but heavier than skim...but f&ck if I'm using my milk bags as coffee creamer. YARD. and drinking someone else's? good lawd. 8-P
I want to know how she makes that much milk. Cheese takes quite a bit of milk and is she feeding her kid? Yeah, it is gross to eat someone's breast milk cheese, but many men get off on doing this with their wives/girlfriends. Just saying.
Submitted by surely on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 12:28pm.
man-boob milk?
*cornfused*
Apparently men can lactate...
http://supervegan.com/blog/entry.php?id=758
In case no one's already said it...
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TEAM FUCKING GROSS
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Not for everybody I guess, but I'm sure there are lots of people out there who get off on that kind of stuff.
Hey, they're not hurting anyone.
I figured you people would be all over this. where are google breast milk squirting videos?
The breastmilk cheese looks like Feta or goat cheese to me.