The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 9th!

Trace Cyrus showing that even though the Cyrus family is deeper than everyone else, they still take their boots off one foot at a time. - linda19

Runners-up:

Damn! Heidi Montag's latest transformation required some extreme measures indeed...so sweet of Spencer to hold her hand through the whole thing. - SpiceDong

After a dismal failure with a Fred Durst biopic, VH1 tries their hand at "Where Are They Now: Wes Borland". - ISprainedMyUvula

The Chronicles of Narnia, Kentucky - Sweetas

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by gnarlyone on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:55pm.

trace cyrus or trace virus

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by cmsmik on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:44pm.

The Chronicles of Narnia, Kentucky - Sweetas

Was the best by far!!

Submitted by sugarbaby123 on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:27pm.

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

Submitted by LostInTranslation on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:55am.

The winning caption is unbelievably hilarious!!!!

Trace Cyrus. ahahahahahahahahaahahahaahah!!!!

Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:13am.

Congrats and thanks for the morning laughs linda19, SpiceDong and mah girl ISMU♥!!!

Thanks slutty sluts...urmomma LOL! I's a suthen girl. *mwuahs!*

Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:29am.

Well done!linda19!

and SpiceDong...the dong! Yay!*claps and whistles*

ISprainedMyUvula ahahahahahahaha! I heart u.

The Chronicles of Narnia, Kentucky - Sweetas
I knew this one was gold last night! Funny!
I like the way you talk...where you from? Narnia? ahahahahaha!

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

Submitted by The Hoople on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:13am.

After a dismal failure with a Fred Durst biopic, VH1 tries their hand at "Where Are They Now: Wes Borland". - ISprainedMyUvula
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bahahahah
I lost my coffee on that one

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:58am.

These were REALLY funny Hos!
'specially Narnia!!!!!

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:40am.

Congrats everyone!!!

Sweetas, that was a very funny one!!

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:35am.

Great job everybody! Congrats!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:14am.

LMFAO@Narnia!! These are all great you guys! Well done! XoX

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

http://www.ilads.org/

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:11am.

cuntgrAtz cuntz

Submitted by mimi on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 9:03am.

hahaha the coments are sooo funny i love the second about heidi xD

Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:53am.

This one will have me coming back and giggling for some time...

You guys are awesome.

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:51am.

Hilarious! Congrats to all!!! :D
The horse DOES look like Trace....!

Submitted by PrettiestBoyInP... on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:45am.

Once again, the Jonas Brothers have to go to extreme measures to remove Joe's doodie-bubble.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:31am.

He may have got the fashion monkey off his back, but he was still an ass when it came to his footwear.

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Love,
Mabel

How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:19am.

Even PETA thought they took the "When you've been having sex with a Sheep, it's nearly impossible to pull you Monkey Ass away" campaign way to far.

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:34am.

Miley! Noah! Ya'll quit picking on Cyrus!

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:02am.

At the 5th Annual Spears Family Jamboree, cousin Cletus ripped off his drawers, donned a gas mask and hauled the stank ass boots off of Britney.

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

Wash me down with the sound of your National Steel. ~ Colin James

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCYL_HnJvx

Submitted by redbloomers on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:55am.

Only the strong survive in the magical forest that is Robert Patterson's hair.

Submitted by redbloomers on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:45am.

The mind of Kanye West is, indeed, a special one.

Submitted by Deusex on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:27am.

Contrary to popular belief Daniel Radcliffe did not volunteer for Equus.

Submitted by lunamor on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:00am.

Cirque du Soleil, the new celebrity endorsement for Mother's Circus Cookies.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 4:17am.

Just give Lindsay her fucking boots back Ali...

NAAAAAAAAAY!

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:31am.

Michael Jacksons life flashed before his eyes as he took his last breath.....*THUD*

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:27am.

Equine Health Board:-

'Just Say Neigh To Monkey Sex'

Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:23am.

A horse getting covered in Simian? Must be Trace Cyrus' after gig party.

Submitted by P.Nasty on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 1:45am.

file this under NSWTF 'not sure what the fuck'!

you play football like a Jonah.

Submitted by ceofancypants on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:51pm.

A behind-the-scenes look at how Republicans pick Presidential candidates.

Submitted by Poison Candy Apple on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:17pm.

Microscopic evidence of what goes on in Gerard Butler's pubic area.

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"Sarah Jessica Parker has the same exact cardigan as my abuelita. BITER!" -- MK

Submitted by lazee on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:03pm.

Yea, like you don't do this on the weekend.

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www.myspace.com/lazeechile

Submitted by roxie on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:46pm.

Humans, the worst kind of animal!!

Submitted by molebitchplease on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:41pm.

When the microscope is magnified at one million, we can truly see how Kate Gosselin got her hair extensions.

Submitted by molebitchplease on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:36pm.

Scene from, Jackass: The Musical
When Christopher Walkin signed up for some monkey lovin', he didn't think it would involve Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera.

Submitted by jameshowlett on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 10:02pm.

A first look at the new Japanese game show, "Mug The Donkey"

Submitted by copacabanagirl on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:07pm.

Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket Jackson fight over whatever's actually left of Michael Jackson's estate.

Submitted by smoody on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:02pm.

Fairy tales as written by Hans Christian Andersen's horny younger brother Lapsed Christian Andersen.

Submitted by Jandra on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:53pm.

This pic from Lady Gaga's Telephone video will finally show the world she is the Illuminati puppet

Submitted by tastycar on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:49pm.

Jest a ragler ol Tuesday at Jamie Lynn's

Submitted by stuckinhere on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:42pm.

"Old MikeJackson had a farm....."

Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:27pm.

Tommy Girl has some ideas for the Twilight sequel.

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:11pm.

Curious George, The Party Years: Next on the E! True Hollywood Story.

Submitted by JPRX on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:10pm.

When did they start filming the 3rd "Sex and the City" movie???

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http://rxhollywood.wordpress.com/

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:06pm.

In an effort to be taken as a serious artists, Fall Out Boy's latest video offers an artistic interpertation of the 2000 Election with the Bush Brothers screwing over Al Gore.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:02pm.

See, this is why I don't watch Jerry Springer. Who wants to see two monkeys fighting over an ass?

♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:01pm.

Two of Baby Jesus' sperm fight Madonna's egg for entry.

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:00pm.

Quit horsing around.