Afternoon Crumbs

Doubt Simon will actually marry her. If he does I give them 6 months.

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

Submitted by Amber Taylor on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:57am.

So I'm not the only person who also hates Egotastic and Hollywood Tuna?

For a while, I was wondering if I was just being bitter and paranoid, but I guess not.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Did you miss Tila's all caps lock, all the time tweets?

Don't worry, we didn't

http://www.toptwitsblog.com/search/label/Tila%20Tequila

-all the crazy in one place, for you.

http://www.TopTwitsBlog.com
All of the best celebrity tweets in one sarcastic package.

Too bad the Grim Reaper won't take trade-ins. Corey H. for Tila Whorequila.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

http://www.ilads.org/

Submitted by Amber Taylor on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:57am.

I don't understand why Michael K. always links Hollywood Tuna & Egotastic. & they're usually the top links!
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One time, I typed Dlisted.com into my browser and it redirected to Hollywood Tuna. They might be affiliated.

I don't understand why Michael K. always links Hollywood Tuna & Egotastic. & they're usually the top links!
They're both sexist women-hating blogs that are neither funny or interesting. It's not like there isn't enough sexism on every other blog, but one that's written by a gay man shouldn't perpetuate the double-standard.
At least Drunken Stepfather is funny satire.

I know MK has a love for large "chi-chi's" but it really makes no sense to me to have THREE links EVERY DAY to blogs that degrade women so much.

& what happened to Socialite's Life?

Ugh...

Agreed. More gay action! All that build up and not even a tongue kiss. Bitch, please!

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

Good to see Grendel's spawn coming along nicely.

I do think that Khloe Kardashian is pretty.

A lot of people joke that she's the "ugly" one, but I just don't see it. I think it's a little bit disgusting how Kim Kardashian goes everywhere with her, because I think that she likes to exploit her sister's weaknesses.

I know. I'm a conspiracy freak.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Kardashians are complete trend whores. That's why they're emsembles are always so ugly. Dress for your body. Not every trend looks good on every body.

And can we get over this shoulder-pad thing already?!!

Meh. At least they look clean and well-groomed.

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ACtually, Tim Gunn may be onto something.

When Kim Kardashian is wearing actual clothes instead of a bikini or bustier (which doesn't happen much), her fashion sense is really ugly and unflattering.

Actually, I'd like to change that.

Kim Tardashian dresses hideously all the time. With a $25 gift card at Forever 21, anyone can buy mismatched lycra undergarments.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Can you please stop featuring DS on this site. I don't know if you read what the person who writes for them says but maybe you should. I don't understand how you can't see how blatantly disrespectful that person is.

I think Tila is stealing gifts for real celebrities and stuffing it in her dress.

Someone stop this klepto

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I love you Tim Gunn and I will always love you for calling out the Kardashian sisters. I think if they're going to put themselves out there fashion-wise, with the store, the collection for Bebe and Khloe being a judge on E!'s Fashion Police, then they are more than fair game. Speaking of the Fashion Police, congratulations Guiliana Rancic. You are no longer the most inarticulate, unqualified panel member. Khloe has stolen that dubious honor from you. Khole -it's OK not to like certain fashion choices. It is not OK for your rationale to follow the exact same script "I don't know. I don't like it. It just doesn't work.' Really? The guy who drives the 7:00 N4 to DuPont could probably give me a better analysis. Damn.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).

Please quit covering Tila Tamponstring

Tila Tequila has the same stomach bump as this monkey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b0pxi6Tumw

Submitted by SiennaD on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 7:07pm

LOLOLOL...

I had so many of those trolls growing up as a child, just the thought of them warms my deep fried Texan heart.. however this baby if born I will sadly weep for..it should be a law that if you want to be on a reality show you should be sterilized.

TILA TEQUILA looks like one of those people who has lost a massive amount of weight, but now has a wheelbarrow full of loose skin that just kind of sags down past their groin area..

we know that this is not the case, so my vote goes for paper towel/toilet paper & sanitary napkins stuffed in Tila's underroos to give the APPEARANCE that she is truly pregnant

Tila's baby will emerge from the womb looking like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUDG9c04QUc&feature=player_embedded

Liked the Taylor Swift remake video. Don't have much to say today about the other stuff.

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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 4:07pm.
Whose baby is it?
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Mattel?
Ken?
A male Bratz dolls?
One of those trolls with the hair sticking up?

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:29pm.
LostInTranslation; love the moniker and the avie, honey.
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Fanks you very much!

The admiration is mutual!

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Submitted by Claire_Bear on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:25pm.
If this bitch is really pregnant then she's carrying so low the baby is falling out of her vagina.
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Boy?

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Not even when you're carrying a boy you carry that low. Not at this (alleged) stage of the pregnancy.

Submitted by Miami on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:03pm.
If anyone on Dlisted sees Tila crossing the street in LA, you have an obligation to at least bump her with your car.

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Bump her only???? I'd flatten her to the point she would be in the pavement, not on top.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:17pm.

I'm confused, I thought this whore already announced her misscarriage?

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There were this hilarious episode in which someone wrote to her pretending to be a magazine interested on putting her on the cover in April. They sent her an email later saying that they were going to drop her, since in April she would already be too pregnant to pose for the said fictional cover. She then sent a long, rambling e-mail claiming that she "had just lost her baby" and begging the editor not to tell the press about it. This was days before her "tour" in Australia. She also told a few papparazzi that she had miscarried when she boarded her plane to Australia in mid February. It hit the blogs, and everybody started to call her on to her shit (especially the way she tweeted her "miscarriage". It went something like, 'oh my god, hurts so much, feels like I'm gonna die' and the next moment she was like 'OMG CHECK MY SEXY PHOTOSHOOT ON MY SITE') so she tweeted something to the effect of 'OMG I WAS MISQUOTED I'M GONNA SUE EVERYBODY'.

Information about the identity of her baby daddy, including how far along the pregnancy she is and whether she's gay/straight/single/engaged to be married changes overnight. She's a patological liar who will say anything to drag along her 15 minutes. It's quite lulzy to watch.

She looks like she went to the bathroom shoved some TP in her underwear and called it good.

LostInTranslation; love the moniker and the avie, honey.

Jakey G definitely has a type: blond, diminutive and (mostly) talented. The "mostly" was in reference to Dunst.

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:26pm.
ugh.
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lol.

Submitted by Claire_Bear on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:25pm.
If this bitch is really pregnant then she's carrying so low the baby is falling out of her vagina.
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Boy?

ugh.

If this bitch is really pregnant then she's carrying so low the baby is falling out of her vagina.

Thanks Angel. LMAO!

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:17pm.

I'm confused, I thought this whore already announced her misscarriage?

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Actually, that's kind of a funny broken internet (telephone) thing. Everyone assumed that, when she hit her head, she'd miscarried - or, at least, say she did. That one email she wrote didn't say she miscarried but that she still looked good....

I still think it's fake tho.

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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

I'm confused, I thought this whore already announced her misscarriage?

Didn't she already announce her miscarriage? Or does she just wear the pregnancy on special occasions?

Is it just me, or is Jeremy Renner rather overhyped in the looks department?

Wow...Heidi *REALLY f*cked up her face...never mind Blowhan, she needs to starting suing some people.

If anyone on Dlisted sees Tila crossing the street in LA, you have an obligation to at least bump her with your car.

What Tim Gunn says unfortunately does not effect the Kardashians' fame. They are still as inane, dull, and trashy as ever.

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She is a horrible human being! Her, The Kardashian's, & Parasite should all be thrown on an island somewhere far.far. AWAY! I hate reality t.v. stars who r famous for nothing!!! Go away! U have 0 talent!

So are they going to commit Tila Patron's ass before or after she accidentally drops the pillow out of the dress?

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LOL at the superficial's url name "there's no fucking way" ahahahahahaaaaaaaaa pig!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

haha coke bloat. This woman is batshit. Can we not round up all the clebrewhores we dislike and send them to the island where all the Polio victims went? We'll tell them there are cameras there.

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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"

Oh and Lainey says "Praise Shiloh" as a joke about Brangeloonies and how they worship Shiloh...etc. Just like they worship the "holy" twins...lol.

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

don't tell me LA still posts on JJ???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

I wonder if Tila is wearing the katie holmes brand of pillow belly!

Hohan should sue Tila Tequila for copying her fake pregnancy in whatever the eff that movie she did about a fake pregnancy was called.

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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

umm i read pray to shiloh as being completely tongue in cheek. no idea who lainey is in general, but it definitely read as a funny, to me.

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Tila needs a dose of "BEENO" to get rid of that gas bloat.

Hohan should sue HERSELF for fucking her own life up.

"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"

Go away Tila.

Love,

The world.

Praying to Shiloh? She's kiddin us right?