Oh, Nothing Is Going On
Fishsticks Paltrow slipped on a custom coat (made out of Chris Martin's testicle hair) to take a stroll to see how construction is coming along on her massive 33-room Casa De Poop in London. Fishy was escorted by Gary Lightbody, the lead singer of Snow Patrol. Gary is kind of like Chris Martin, but with less cuntness.
I'm sure the tabloids are going to dry hump all over these pictures and declare that Fishsticks has replaced her husband with Gary. But I doubt anything is going on here. I'm sure Gary just came over so Fishsticks could help him lose his "batwings" and give him a cucumber/cayenne enema (or whatever the fuck she's into these days). Strictly GOOP business. So if you see Gary on the street with a leaky butt, it's just his dignity seeping out from spending time with Fishsticks.
With that said, you know Fishsticks gets hard when thinking about what her full name would be if she married Gary. Gwyneth Lightbody. Ugh. That's a yoga pose, right?
UPDATE: That's not Gary Lightbody with her, but Gwyneth Paltrow still wishes her full name was Gwyneth Lightbody. That is all.
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I love her boots.
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I have a new way to cure insomnia! Spend an hour with Gwen! You will need nothing after than, except your pillow.
I'm so glad that isn't him, because I just got a Snow Patrol double CD and I'd never be able to listen to it again without thinking of GOOPY.
He looks like like a typical one of the great unwashed English dudes and I can say that because Im English before you all start on me.....
I cant freaking believe that Brad Pitt used to do Fishy -he must have got sick of the poker up her arse all the time.
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I don't know why people always hate on Gwynnie.
She ıs not massıvely ın the tabloıds and she usually looks nıce and clean.
Brıtney on the other hand....
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Whoever it is, his fingers now smell like organic fish oil.
33 rooms? These assholes only care about THEIR environment. They spend hours on their bodies but can't spend some common sense for the world around them.
But she does look good here.
How can this asswipe call herself green when she is having a house with 33 rooms built? She must be paying that guy to walk with her to stir up intrest from the public.
meh, I wore those laceup witch boots back in the 80s.
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Gwyneth Paltrow actually doesn't bother me, but she loves her some elevator music.
"SIGN MY COOKBOOK, SNOW PATROL SINGER GUY."
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:36pm.
33 rooms? Bitch, please. There's only 4 of you.
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Absolutely. How many homeless families could she fit in that big ass mansion?
33 rooms? Bitch, please. There's only 4 of you.
Overwhelming bore barf.
Fishy jumps from tarter sauce to cocktail sauce...Yawn...Wake me up when Fishsticks is gettin' it up the ass from Dreamboat Petey.... fermented dickcheese sauce...Then and only then, Fishsticks will sound interesting...repulsive, but interesting...Until then, GOOP YOU ALL!
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LMAO at "cucumber/cayenne enema"!!! That would explain Gwyneth's svelte figure.
MK, that's Chris' brother, Al Martin, not Gary Lightbody.
Someone has a shitty, bland, rock band fetish!!!
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:59pm.
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Almost certainly, even if that pic is somewhat suggestive of it being him. The noses are different and from I remember, Lightbody is taller than this fella.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:05pm.
I can't say Gary Lightbody without thinking of Gordon Lightfoot. And the mere mention of THAT guy puts me right to sleep.
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That makes me think of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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and THAT makes me think of how as a kid, I always sang the words to it as the wreck of the Ella Fitzgerald. what a gloomy song.
Gwyneth is looking at the wrong kind of guys.. they're boring.. she should find someone like the guy at the end of this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUDG9c04QUc&feature=player_embedded
strange. i watched an interview of Gary and he blushes way too much and refuses to answer relationship questions. i didn't think he is into girls. fish, maybe. girls, no.
I must agree-the coat is fine.
Her coat is so elegant yet cozy looking.
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I love her hair that color, it is so soft and beautiful. :)
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I love Snow Patrol.
Get your greasy fishtick fingers off of Snow Patrol, Goopy.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:05pm.
I can't say Gary Lightbody without thinking of Gordon Lightfoot. And the mere mention of THAT guy puts me right to sleep.
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That makes me think of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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And THAT made me make up a new sound-byte to replace: Made you look!
Made me Google! *giggles*
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I detest this arrogant elitist.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:51pm.
that Snow Patrol song that goes
"if I lay here
if I just lay here"
is Goopy's sex song
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! I jis 'bout peed my drawers readdindat.
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I hate to say it but she looks cute. *gags at the thought of complementing Fishy*
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Submitted by LostInTranslation on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:07pm.
Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:03pm.
Anyone here like Mark Lanegan?
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Sounds like the lead singer for Godsmack. Same?
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Submitted by LostInTranslation on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:10pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:05pm.
I can't say Gary Lightbody without thinking of Gordon Lightfoot. And the mere mention of THAT guy puts me right to sleep.
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That makes me think of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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And THAT made me make up a new sound-byte to replace: Made you look!
Made me Google! *giggles*
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Well we know nothing is going on because she is a frigid bitch, and who would want to fuck that?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:05pm.
I can't say Gary Lightbody without thinking of Gordon Lightfoot. And the mere mention of THAT guy puts me right to sleep.
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That makes me think of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:07pm.
Where are Apple and Pickle?
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A&P? Sounds like a mini-mart. *snort*
Submitted by peopleperson on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:03pm.
Anyone here like Mark Lanegan?
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Sounds like the lead singer for Godsmack. Same?
Where are Apple and Pickle?
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I can't say Gary Lightbody without thinking of Gordon Lightfoot. And the mere mention of THAT guy puts me right to sleep.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Submitted by Jana on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 6:03pm.
what on Earth does one do in a 33 bedroom mansion
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I'd personally be delighted to investigate the situation and report back.
Why doesn't she just keep Chris Martin? 'Cause this guy looks just as pasty as Martin. How can she tell the difference?
what on Earth does one do in a 33 bedroom mansion, one you're not even living in half the time? Does she think she's the new Queen of England or what.
Anyone here like Mark Lanegan?
This is a little less depressing. Franz Ferdinand, "No You Girls"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25sBhhOR4lw&feature=related
Speaking of Iron Man II, how come RDJ was not up on stage during that John Hughes Oscar tribute? Or Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin who were both in a couple of his movies? I thought that was odd.
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:38pm.
Fishy is SO eco-friendly that she owns a 33-room home. Oh, and she drives a BMW SUV. Anyone see a contradiction here?
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Oh yeah. Ridiculously huge carbon footprint!!! Like Al Gore. Really, she must be trying to be ironic if she ever uses the term "eco-friendly".
I thought the same thing about Brad Pitt and his eco-friendly NOLA houses. Their footprint is HUGE!
The Fray SUCK. That one song is cool, but those guys are ASSHOLES in interviews. The least you could do is be GRATEFUL for your sucksess. Pricks.
Submitted by carefreea on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 5:41pm.
That's not Gary Lightbody, Jesus
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you sure about that ?
sure looks like him !
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00030/gary-lightbod...
I've been depressed for a few weeks now, so "Somewhere a Clock is Ticking" is already on my playlist.
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Damn, her legs are skinny! YIKES!
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