The Musical Comeback You've All Been Waiting For!
A glimpse of Rojo Caliente, a double pee stream and the McCrabcake are all magical things in life that only happen once in a blue moon, so you have to embrace them when they come around. And this video of Flavor of Love's Hottie performing Poker Face at some street fair in Las Vegas falls into that category.
Who cares if Hottie didn't have time to change out of the uniform she wears for her morning job serving cocktails at the Horseshoe Casino! Who cares if Hottie's cousins are only dancing behind her because she promised to buy them a few minutes on their pre-paid cell phones! Who cares if Hottie is singing along to a cassette single her co-worker made for her! Who cares if the only people in the audience are homeless crackheads who just so happen to be hanging out on that part of the street!
WHO CARES, because this is truly the performance of 2010! Okay....the performance of the month? Er. Okay....the performance of the week? Um. Okay....the performance of the day? The hour? The minute? Okay, it's the second best performance of the minute (right after the burp you just blew)!
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She's more entertaining than Kim Zolciak (sp?) on Ellen. Better backup dancers, too.
This is one of those ıncıdences where you just shake your head and keep ıt movın' to the next train wreck.
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Submitted by deedee is a bad girl on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 9:13pm.
I think the one that shat herself on Flavor of Love was named Sumthin'...or something.
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umm....okayyy...
remarkably bad
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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:33am.
I have a whole lot of favorites, but all of the songs off ...And Justice For All are my favorites and then some. I really like "Creeping Death" too.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
@Khensu, get your ass over to open post!
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:30am.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:27pm.
That's James Hetfield, actually. I'm a long time Metallica fan.
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well, then I shouldn't have doubted myself. :)
"One" is my favorite metalicca song. What's yours?
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 11:27pm.
That's James Hetfield, actually. I'm a long time Metallica fan.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I forgot all about this girl until this. Thanks MK! LOL!
'Culture'fest? And is this considered dancing? (Not to mention the singing...) Being somewhat sincere, it's amazing the emotional and mental tenacity some people have to push on through their lives without dignity, never resorting to suicide, unlike some others. By NO means am I saying she should, but I'm just saying that the lowest common denominators always stick around.
khensu, who is in your avie? it looks kinda like james hetfield, but I know that isn't him
Well, I'm sure that with enough auto-tune, blow, and plastic surgery she could compete with Lady GaGa, since apparently that's all it took in the first place.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Wow. This is as bad as a mall talent show. Wait- was this a mall talent show?
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fuck Hottie, her back-up dance "krew" have got to be heading to Broadway! yes bitches, just wait!
gaga should sue! eff that big-eyed bitch!
i swear as i am sitting here eating my potato chips with valentina salsa, i burpes as i saw the last line, my eyes had to focus because i was not sure if it was real or not. you know me so well.
"Not only did she shit on Flavor Flav's carpet, but she shit on this Lady Gaga song
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She was the chick who pooped the rug?
Did anyone else see the wig fall off of the chick on the right?
bwahaha
Not only did she shit on Flavor Flav's carpet, but she shit on this Lady Gaga song. Yeesh.
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Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
@lifeislikecake: no video or photographic evidence exists, sorry. But if you're ever in San Francisco, look me up and I'll be happy to recreate "Desdemona" for you.
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Wow. Was she lip syncing?
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 8:08pm
*ahem* who is that in your avie?
The drag queens on Rupaul's show would push this hooker down the stairs and step on her poker face.
I am not sure if I am the only one who can't stomach this not only because it is horrible but when people just embarrass themselves to the point where you don't know if you should be laughing at them, kinda like if a mentally challenged person is really licking a window on the short bus next to you in traffic.. ugh.
Holy beJesus, that was serious low budget. The poker face card girls didn't bother to get dress.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
you know, even on my worse days, I'm glad to be me, because i don't know how such treasures can exist among us.
Amazing.
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where's Rojo Caliente in this shit? I did not see her anywhere? or is MK referring to that awful auburn weave? that is more Phoebe Price than Rojo.
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something that should definitely stay in Vegas.
Submitted by SF_Mike on Tue, 03/09/2010 - 7:37pm.
Reminds me of when my 2 older sisters and I came up with dance routines to all the songs on "Fame" tv-show soundtrack,and then performed for our parents.
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Okay first of all...singing OVER the actual recording of Lady Gaga singin Poker Face is not even frigging KARAOKE let alone PERFORMING.
Second of all...that fan & hip sashay...I leanred that when i was like 5 and even my own gramma could do that better than Hottie.
That being said I'm sure she wasn't being paid for this right?? RIGHT???? R I G H T ?????????????
i remember this chick and her crazy eyes on the show...hahahahaha
this bitch aint got nothin on this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUDG9c04QUc&feature=player_embedded
Her back-up performers were clearly born to dance. (If by "dance" you mean "remedial-level physical therapy".)
Reminds me of when my 2 older sisters and I came up with dance routines to all the songs on "Fame" tv-show soundtrack,and then performed for our parents.
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Slow news day I guess.
OMG I actually just burped.
MK must be psychic, I'm beyond convinced at this point. O_O (Please, please, please predict Lady Gaga going away forever...or at least Paris Hilton!)
Culture fest my ass, unless they're referring to the type of culture that grows in a petri dish.
I love the announcer trying not to die of laughter while introducing her. She sure doesn't give up. She's still trying to bang out a career in the entertainment industry, being at minimum 40, and as untalented and dumb and they come.
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so on a scale of 1-10 how necessary were those giant poker cards? I'm thinking like a 2.
That was better (and more legal) than that terrible 6-year-old in the spandex suit who sang the same song in one of MK's previous posts... :D