Friday, March 12th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Pete Doherty (31)
Eva Herzigova (37)
Aaron Eckhart (42)
Darryl Strawberry (48)
Courtney B. Vance (50)
Marlon Jackson (53)
Ron Jeremy (57)
James Taylor (62)
Liza Minnelli (64)
Al Jarreau (70)
Barbara Feldon (77)
Edward Albee (82)

Posted by: Michael K
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z-listed's picture
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:39pm.

Look at that expression: not a clue.

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Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:59pm.

Happy Birthday to all especially Courtney B. Vance,
Marlon Jackson, James Taylor, Liza Minnelli, and
Al Jarreau.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:25pm.

HB AL JARREAU.ALWAYS LOVED HIS MUSIC:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brHjkwjRo0g

HB D.STRAW: Hard to argue that the guy did'nt have a good career.Still...

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:15pm.

The Dreamy pic is the Brit equivalent of "Pretty Baby."

Considering he couldn't have been more than 10.

Considering the way he looks now at 31.

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Submitted by katy_alvarez on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:45am.

I want to run my hand over his skin, not sexually, just to feel how smooth and soft it is.

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Submitted by joanne on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:18am.

HB Aaron Eckhart, James Taylor, Agent 99 and Liza Minneli.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:58am.

If Pete can make it to 31, I guess there is hope for Lindsay (no need to use her last name, since everyone knows her like Cher or Madonna)

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Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:48am.

Petey you made it!!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:33am.

That Pete Doherty has made it ınto hıs 30s ıs reason enough to be astounded.

And then you must note that 31 has never looked so BUSTED!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:28am.

All the best to Pete. Climb out of your hole and keep making brilliant music. Fuck Forever!

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:03am.

ALL HAIL THE HEDGE HOG!

On your KNEES sluts!

HB Ron!

Ah, Pete, my filthy little trash monkey. Who knew a body could make it to 31 exlusively on drugs and smokes? I guess you must mix in a Kit Kat Bar every so often.

I'd still hit it, but would need a bleach bath afterwards.

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:37am.

Happy birthday Marlon Jackson, James Taylor,
Liza Minnelli, Al Jarreau.

http://pierresmusicnotes.blogspot.com

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:32am.

Happy Birfday, sluts! Morning, all!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:26am.

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:07am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:45am.

If you poke to hard, he might release a poison gas and annihilate all life.

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True. Who knew Dreamboat would be responsible for Armageddon?

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:21am.

Pete - the boring suburban version of Sid Vicious.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:20am.

My brother put on an Edward Albee play at the small-town high school where he taught.

Haaha. Yeah, that's what he heard too. Dead silence.

*crickets*

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:11am.

Happy Birthday Mz. Liza darling!
(said through clenched teeth)

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:07am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:45am.

If you poke to hard, he might release a poison gas and annihilate all life.

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:09am.

Happy 57th Birthday to the Hedgehog! Steak & BJ Day is this Sunday! If any of you horz are having second thoughts then listen to these two lovely ladies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlXZoBkZjs0 ***********************************************************************************************
My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:02am.

Ron Jeremy gives me the heebs, man.

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Submitted by mrshotmess on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:55am.

What bothers me is..how is this guy still alive?
i mean really..
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Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:52am.

HB, Ms. Liza! And, Pete, congratulations on making it to 31.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:45am.

Someone go to his crackden and poke him with a stick just to make sure he actually made it to 31.

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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:44am.

Dreamy~

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:40am.

I have no idea how Dreamboat Petey and Darryl Strawberry have made it this far.

It's 8:30am Michael, have you no empathy for us when you post this crackhead's photo?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:37am.

HB Liza and "Agent 99".

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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:36am.

Are we sure he's alive??? How the fuck is he alive?!?!?!

Anyways...Happy B'day sluts.

Morning bitches.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:33am.

If Dreamboat Petey were to gain weight, he could pass of Liza Minneli.

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