Saturday, March 13th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Emile Hirsch (25)
Molly Stanton (30)
Danny Masterson (34)
Common (38)
Annabeth Gish (39)
Adam Clayton (50)
Kathy Hilton (51)
Dana Delany (54)
Glenne Headley (55)
William H.Macy (60)
Neil Sedaka (71)
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Sorry but evertime I see Emile Hirsch I just want to kick him in the face. There is something about this guy that I HATE.
I love Emile! Happy birthday!
P.S. My husband looks like him...lucky me!!
i'd hit it.
William H. Macy: one of my favorite actors. Happy Birthday!
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
I'd hit it. lick it, and scrub down that sexy ass cub..mmm give me some Emile ... sucio, sexy, cub....grrr
Emma Grace Frost
LASux:
She was ın that bıg budget movıe that no one saw...
'Speed Racer'
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who is emile hirsche? Never heard of her.
Gross, dude.
Happy Birthday to all especially Common and
Annabeth Gish.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Yeah, chest hair. That's not something you see much of in Hollywood anymore.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
oh god happy fucking birthday emile hirsche. god look at that chest hair. he is so fucking sexy.
pic fuckin' saved.
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you seem spritely.
I had a professor a few years ago who looked like he could be William H. Macy's twin. It was uncanny, but I refrained from stating it because I really doubt that's a compliment (though he's probably heard it from somebody before).
Also I can't believe this Emile Hirsch dickhead is younger than I am. Every year I get older I just notice more and more people who are younger than me. It's annoying.
Woot! I've been a Dlister for 3 years this week. HB to me!
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Ensorcelé
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:49pm.
Evil, mebbe MK has a new boyfriend?
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That could be a distinct possibility. Good thinking.
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Nothing says "distraction" like a new peen in one's life!
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Tru Dat!
Emile Hirsch makes think of a Sean Penn in the making.
I remember Annabeth Gish from "The Last Supper", a nice movie with Cameron Diaz and Ron Perlman
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:49pm.
Evil, mebbe MK has a new boyfriend?
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That could be a distinct possibility. Good thinking.
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Nothing says "distraction" like a new peen in one's life!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:49pm.
Evil, mebbe MK has a new boyfriend?
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That could be a distinct possibility. Good thinking.
Evil, mebbe MK has a new boyfriend?
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Happy B-day Emile Hirsch! He's a cutie!
He made a really great movie called 'Mudge Boy' when he was really young. It was about a young gay kid who was discovering himself. Ever since then, I've been a fan.
From the looks of the above photo, little Emile Hirsch ıs gonna be battling gay otter disease for the rest of his life.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:12pm.
HI DOGGIE! I just gave you a shout out in another thread! ITA, weekends are really bad.
Shopaholic, I know! Until you reminded me about Morning Wood, I totally had forgotten about it!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 1:18pm.
Happy Birthday Kathy Hilton. Wish you were born without ovaries. :o(
For some reason, all I can think about right now is that great line that Patton Oswalt has about Satan being such a fun douchebag. ... As in, I guess, if he weren't, then she would have been.
(Funny thing is, as blistering as my hatred for The Hilton Thing(TM) is, it didn't even occur to me 'til y'all pointed it out that this is half of the people responsible for it; I didn't know its name is Kathy.)
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"I don't know what a 'Hollaback Girl' is. All I know is, I want her dead." — Brian Griffin, Family Guy
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:54am.
Is it my imagination, or is MK posting fewer posts these days?
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I co-sign that, Evil. Especially on weekends! :-(
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:54am.
Is it my imagination, or is MK posting fewer posts these days?
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It's definitely not your imagination. When was the last time he posted Morning Wood????
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
Yikes.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Everything I need to know about life, I've learned from William H.'s movies. (As good as Fargo is, I find myself quoting State and Main far more: "Oh, good, let's bring more people into this overcrowded world." That was my reaction when I recently found out this guy I once — STUPIDLY — thought I was in love with knocked up his trick-of-the-month yet again [apparently, after so many months, he goes back to the top of the list]. With what I know about him now, I was shocked; after all, she's old enough to vote. [Hey, as I also learned from SandM: "Everybody needs a hobby." ... Here's hoping it's another boy; I'm pretty sure he takes those when they're at least old to drive. ... He's being honoured with a Humanitarian of the Year award next month, I found out Thursday afternoon. I've been trying not to throw up for two days.]) I have had an undying respect for him since my male parental unit told me how he lasted only one day as an ice-cream man. I can't remember if it was the kids or the music that drove him away, though. Either one is a perfectly good reason.
Have a wonderful one! Whatever alcohol I track down to chase away this awful mood I'm in will be drunk in your honour, sir.
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"I don't know what a 'Hollaback Girl' is. All I know is, I want her dead." — Brian Griffin, Family Guy
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:00am.
I've had a crush on him since I saw "Secret Lives of Altar Boys." Dayum he's hot.
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Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, actually, but I'm just excited someone else has seen it! He was such a pretty young thing (just 15 when they filmed) in that movie.
HB, Emile!!!!
Whatever happened to Annabeth Gish? She is a very attractive and skilled actress. I recall her in "Wyatt Earp" and the last season of "The X Files."
Happy Birthday Kathy Hilton. Wish you were born without ovaries. :o(
Happy Birthday Neil Sedaka!
Emile Hirsch has always looked just like Shane West to me. Unless I'm told who it is, I can't tell a picture of the two of them apart.
HB Neil Sedaka and William H Macy.
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Die, faux socialite!
Who?
Who?
HB! BILL!
Who?
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:54am.
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No, I feel the same way as well.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
HB, Neil Sedaka! "Laughter In The Rain" is one of my all-time favorite songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uec35ppYLIc
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Submitted by anony54321 on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:51am.
where the hell is michael k? time to get out of bed!
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Is it my imagination, or is MK posting fewer posts these days?
where the hell is michael k? time to get out of bed!
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The McCanns Did It
Yeah, the consensus seems to be that he's a douche. I'm surprised, I tell ya, surprised.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Is it me, or did anybody else think that the dude in that pic was Edward Furlong?
common, and adam clayton - and william h. macy - happy birfdaze!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
common, and adam clayton - and william h. macy - happy birfdaze!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
I dont care if Emile Hirsch is a midget-hes a very hot little midget whose a great actor(anyone see 'Into The Wild'??) and Im old enough to be his mother......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:45am.
Joe Jonas hides his face in shame after the paps caught his recent shopping spree with his "hairdresser" and "personal trainer."
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Centy, what on earth are you trying to insinuate about my very favorite and the most dreamy Jonas Brother? Are you mocking his frugality or suggesting he cannot afford separate hairdressers and trainers?
Emile Hirsch is a midget.
Centaurious, Adam Clayton is the bassist in U2. He was once engaged to Naomi Campbell, but I don't hold it against him.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Happy bday to Adam Clayton (U2)! Someone who seriously looks sooo much better at 50 than he ever did in his 20s-30s.
There is no way on earth Kathy Hilton is only 51. Ya, she looks great and all but she's definitely older than that. Just because you have the funds for "enhancements" and are very good at picking out skilled surgeons, doesn't mean that you completely get to change your date of birth. At the very least, you have to add the word "again" to your fake, younger age, like I do...39 again!
Centaurious, I think it is. They figure they're rich and of course rich people will ALWAYS be rich, so why bother doing anything worthwhile or enriching?
Too bad we're not talking about the late 1800s. Even if you were uber rich and would be all your life, you had a job that you at least pretended to work at (if you were male, anyway). Usually you had to go to college too, even if you didn't need it.
If I had that money I'd go to an Ivy League college, then travel the world during my vacations.
Emile Hirsch: great actor, but in every interview I've seen with him he seems like a pretentious douche.
Danny Masterson: Scientological tool
Dana Delany: very pretty in a "real girl" way
William Macy: great actor
Emile Hirsch (25) don't really know him...
Molly Stanton (32) her either....
Danny Masterson (34) Afro Scientologist
Common (38) Whatever. Rapper
Annabeth Gish (39) The Queen!
Adam Clayton (50) I know I know this person, blank
Kathy Hilton (51) Rosemary's Babies
Dana Delany (54) Shit, she is still hella hot!!!
Glenne Headley (55) Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
William H.Macy (60) God. The King. Fargo.
Neil Sedaka (71) Great songwriter....Bad Blood, Solitaire, great on AI last year....
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