Wednesday, March 10th 2010

A Quote From Detention Hall

16-year-old Taylor Momsen doesn't give a FLYING FRENCH TOAST (she's not allowed to say the word "fuck" until she turns 18) what you think about her smoking cigarettes.

Go ahead and put her on restriction for two weeks! Taylor is still going to smoke right in your face! Send her to military school! That won't stop her. Throw her ciggies in the toilet, and she'll roll up her Pee-Chee folder and smoke that! Bitch is living her life like a Pink song (that's as hardcore as she gets)!!!!

Taylor tells the edgy rock 'n roll magazine Parade:

"I don't read that crap that describes me as having an attitude, but I don't know why that's a bad thing. Attitude is in the eye of the beholder. I didn't get into this to be a role model for 7-year-olds. I have no interest in doing that, you know? If parents don't like some of the stuff I do then they shouldn't let their kids watch me.

I smoke, so what? Why do people give a shit what a 16-year-old girl who they've never met does? It's not like I'm sitting there going, 'Kids, you should go buy a pack of cigarettes.' When I walk outside with a cigarette and someone takes a picture of it and puts it on the Internet, its not my problem. I'm just living my life and I'm not gonna live my life for other people."

This sounds like something I'd say when I was 16. But instead of saying "smoking cigarettes," I said "drinking Mountain Dew," because my mom banned the stuff. Okay, I said it last week.

(Image source: L. Gallo/WENN.com)

Posted by: Michael K


Centaurious's picture

LOL...if I could go back and live my life over, I'd be Taylor Momsen!

Without a doubt.
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Miss Thang's picture

Her face is BEGGING for a good slap. Omg, it would bring me so much joy to beat the shit out of this conceited cunt.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

btw,NOTHING is funnier than a bleached out barely legal 18-going-on-40-and-welfare-dropout begging for ciggies and getting laughed to her slack-jawed face by a cunty chick about to hit the track for a 2-mile run. Your future awaits, Taylor ^_^

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Lord...an Avril Lavigne wannabe. Wannabe poser of a wannabe poser is no way to go through life.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sugartits on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 8:47pm.

Of course she cares what people think...the other kids that smoke and act like they don't give a fuck.
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And ITA about the parenting. I've been teaching my daughter, since birth, that her life is not just about her. Everything she says and does in this world will affect someone else and we ALL need to hold some accountability for ourselves. There is NO opportunity for NOT living your life for other people - and other people are living for you, so be grateful.

Does that mean you can't go off to some private place somewhere and enjoy your guilty pleasures? Nope - not at all...that's what private places are for.

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Submitted by Bree on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 5:18pm.
I have no problem with smoking and I really don't give a shit about underaged smoking, but I do have a problem with pretentious assholes who think they are superior because they smoke since lung cancer is soooooo cool. Please, get over yourself. You smell and taste like an ashtray.

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Nice lol!

After reading her quote I hate to say it but she's telling the truth. If you don't want your child idolizing reckless idiots like this bitch and that Miley whore, raise them to see the diff. btwn right and wrong. Some parents I encounter always wanna blame society for their child's downfalls which is funny since I always find something in their parenting style that suggests otherwise. Just pay attention to your damn child and mold them to not be like this bitch. Lung cancer isn't cool and never will be but you bet your ass my child will do that shit AFTER they leave my house which I'd be fine w/ since it's their choice lol.

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

SiennaD's picture

Proof that the teenage brain is not fully developed until 25. Teens/young adults of today will unfortunatly have their idiotic quotes/actions thrown back in their face when they hit 25 and think "what the hell was I thinking" and Taylor will have these interviews.
(According to the NIH -http://www.academic.marist.edu/mwwatch/fall05/science1.htm )
I guess that means I also have to cut Rihanna some slack for being stupid too.

Zappy's picture

LMAO @ z-listed. (and a sign of the cross)

What a craggly haired little wench who should be thankful for what she has.

z-listed's picture

This smart-ass little chickie is on the Corey Haim Highway to Hell.

Sugartits's picture

Of course she cares what people think...the other kids that smoke and act like they don't give a fuck.

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I know the smoking is wrong, but I don't mind the rough edges at her age. Rather have her do this and get to be herself, than be one of those child stars who proclaims virginity. Then the press never lets you grow up and you see strange behavior after(see Britney, Jessica, etc).

I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!

Sibsi's picture

But.Seriously.Folks, come on over for diluted Vodka and Orange Juice.

Did not have time/energy to go to the classier liqhour store today, so all I've got is the diluted vodka and OJ tonight~

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Taylor Momsen = Ghost of Lilo past

She'll be one of history's mysteries soon enough...

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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RoadDogXXIV's picture

Looks like Megan Fox found someone to cover her ass.

Khensu Hetep's picture

I was a pretty angsty sixteen year old, but this girl bothers me, uggghhh, she makes me insane.

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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.

Starbuck's picture

Ugh, I'm so sicking the Eugene Victor Tooms on this insufferable bitch.

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4lice4nn's picture

She just needs to look in Lilo's direction for a glimpse of her future.

stuckinhere's picture

Meh, she's 16. I knew everything when I was her age too and vehemently believed the world gave a shit whenever I opened my mouth to tell them about it.

(For the record, I don't believe any of you give a shit about what I just posted.)

Whatever's picture

Sounds like a spoiled little snot trying to act cool. NOT COOL.

Bree's picture

I have no problem with smoking and I really don't give a shit about underaged smoking, but I do have a problem with pretentious assholes who think they are superior because they smoke since lung cancer is soooooo cool. Please, get over yourself. You smell and taste like an ashtray.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 4:33pm.

Amen.

So she may not be paid to set an example, but this punk bitch should accept the responsibilities of little girls thinking she's the cat's me-ass and imitating her.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

WHATEVER. WHATEVER. I DO WHAT I WANT.

I smoke, but I seriously can't stand this brat.

If she wasn't famous for being on (what show is it that she's on again?), she'd be another one of those emo guttercunts congesting a mall food court somewhere and giving the manager at Hot Topic blow jobs.

Anyone who rants about how they don't care what people think of them, actually care a lot. By mentioning that means you must have paid it quite some thought.

And, bitch, please. You aren't Debbie Harry, so stop thinking that the fishnets and shaggy platinum blonde hair makes you look edgy. You look like something out of that White Oleander movie.

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madam ex's picture

@THE BREAKDOWN - LMFAO at the STD and Nicotrol comment, tooo funny.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and Im loving on those black boots with the silver studs all over the heels. Want to charge them now but I cant...I got too much of the bills.

ETA: We may be seeing her on the new show Addicted, its like Intervention, only I dont think they get an Intervention, I think its just following them around being meth heads and crack heads, the coming attractions showed lots of meth/crack, didnt see too many other drugs. Looking forward to this mess, always makes me feel better about myself and that my drug use isnt that bad...Im still dipping and dabbing but its a good dip & dab :)

paris herpes's picture

Let the little shit smoke cigs...who cares? People smoke at any age for their own reasons. I had a couple of cigs last nite...my choice, my problem.

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madam ex's picture

This little cunt needs a fukn reality check...I hate teenagers that think they know it all, just wait honey, just you wait, responsibilities are around the corner and it comes a time when you are not cute and you WILL actually care what people think and say, especially if you are going to be in the limelight.
Fucking idiot. Not a role model, you dont have that choice, your fans do..and you are doing a shitty job.

LaChaylo's picture

Yeah, she's 16, and acts like an effing know-it-all teenager, but wtf is buying her ciggies and letting her spout this stupid shit? Has her mommy read it? She's a dumb ass if she thinks her actions don't affect some dumb kids out there.

Don't wanna get on my high horse, or pretend to know what being a mom is, but if I were her mom, I'd try some parenting, beat her ass a little, make her volunteer on weekends, or take away that black kohl eyeliner. Make sure she doesn't become an even bigger waste of space that gains fame and attention for being an idiot.

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

**Big roll eyes**

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GrlBhvingBadly's picture

Ahhhh!!! Taylor Momsen: A Dlisted Slut in the making ;)

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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

She should watch what she says lest she kills her career. Studio and music execs like good little girls, hence the big push around boring ass Taylor Swift.

She doesn't want to play this "badass" game. Unfortunately, it never works out in your favor if you are a woman.

TheBreakdown's picture

She's not my chıld, so fuck ıt and her.

She can smoke all the cıgarettes she wants.
She can suck all the cocks she wants.

I'll leave ıt up to the STD clınıc and Nıcotrol to deal wıth her ass!

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justincase's picture

@ angel_i well spoken. Good point about acting and talent and the power of television to make shit smell sweet. Her customers are children and that makes her and her product a defacto role model.

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Pamela's picture

Ohhhh so bad ass! Your gonna look wicked bad ass with a hole in your throat you dumb stinking ashtray!
Voice boxes are sooooo scene!

yucko's picture

I actually read most (all?) of that interview on Celebitchy (otherwise known as "Kaisertown" now) yesterday. It wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting--most of it seemed pretty reasonable to me.

Although I didn't mind her answers, looking at her still makes me want to puke because she looks like she's trying so hard. I guess "poseurs" can still be sensible people.

But despite her looking obnoxious, I think she essentially seems very nonthreatening. In five to ten years she'll probably be looking somewhat normal again.

And if I were honest, I'd smoke a cigarette the fuck up right now if I had one. But I've never quite been a regular smoker.

WindSwept's picture

I really don't like this chick. Something about her just annoys me. And I agree with other posters - this is Lindsay Lohan 2.0. Waste of SPACE.

angel_i's picture

Dear stupid shit Taylor,

As soon as you choose to take a job on TELEVISION you are a role model. It comes with the job. It's cool becuz then you don't really have to be any good at acting. It's a trade-off and you need to keep up your end of the bargain.

Don't wanna be a role model? Learn how to act for real and hit Broadway.

♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut

svp's picture

what a dumb shit. who does she think her audience/fans are? 8 year old tops I would guess.

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Provolone's picture

shes purrrrfect : D

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Vermithrax's picture

She'll show Avril Lavigne who's edgy!

KG's picture

What a predictable little poseur.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

She's not too cute, and all that smoking, she's going to look even worse in 10yrs. But go ahead and puff on those cigs honey, you'll be trying to quit like all the rest of us dirty smokers.

cprincess's picture

Tell me who this tedious twat is again?

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

snuffy's picture

She does annoy the piss out of me but honestly I if I'd been famous at 16 I would have mouth-farted far more stupid things than this. I wanted to be Nicky Wire so I'd probably have gone around wishing the hiv on everyone. I'm sure she'll grow out of it.

BangoSkank's picture

I don't normally make excuses for assholes, but she is only 16...

I think about what kind of monster I may have turned into at that age, had I been on a "buzzed-about" TV show, on the cover of magazines, and had some jerkoff give me a record deal.

Probably, I'd have been a fairly huge one. Even more so with the distinct lack of parenting that seems to be taking place.

That said, she does need a good dose of shut-the-fuck-up.

Janice Second's picture

Okay, she irritates the shit out of me, but I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that she's 16 and she says dumb, immature shit and I just want to be like, GIRL PLEASE, TALK TO ME WHEN YOU'RE A GROWN UP. But she did make one good point: "I didn't get into this to be a role model for 7-year-olds."

I fucking hate that shit when like, an actress/singer whatever who is in the 16-20 year old range who might have young fans, does something stupid or irresponsible and parents are like, "She's a role model for kids!" I did a lot of dumb shit when I was her age and I'm glad I didn't have anyone looking up to me. Just because she's famous doesn't mean she can't fuck up, it's part of life.

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anon's picture

she ever so obviously wants an intervention...she just doesn't know it...oh to be young and tortured (hence the eyeliner) and 'different' again! la!

platypus's picture

She is exactly like every other 16 year old "So UnIqUe" skin tags out there. There are some cool 16 year olds out there, I know, but you know what I mean.

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Co-sign what you both said! I've been calling this gutter sniper the next Misha Barton for awhile. Yeah, when the show (network? basic cable? I don't know. I don't watch this shit) goes off the air she'll be so toxic that no one in the business will want her.

Enjoy your 15 minutes hon. That's all you'll get!

nono's picture

What a little piece of shit.

She is a bootleg Lindsay Lohan. At least there was a moment where Lindsay had potential before throwing it all away.