A Trailer For A Trailer For A Trailer
This is the 10 second preview for the teaser trailer for Twilight: Eclipse. Crazy.
So let's run down this:
Actual movie = squirting orgasm
Theatrical trailer = sticking the tip in
Teaser trailer = hand job and clit rub
10 second preview for teaser trailer = finger bang (but just to the nail)
DAMN! Summit is really making these Twihards squirm for it. They should at least pass out bottles of sparkly Twilight lube, because those poor hos are going to be dryer than Gary Coleman's skin by the time the actual movie comes out.
Now about this 10-second finger bang. Taylor Lautner needs to work on his romance-talk. I mean: "I'll fight for you until your heart starts beating." I know he's saying until she turns into a vampire, but STILL! That's not how you love up a bitch with words. If my heart stops beating first, you obviously didn't fight hard enough. If you loved me like that, you would punch tricks for me until YOUR HEART quit it. Stop lying.
via Coming Soon
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Twiligth books are like crack, you become obsessed with the Sparkling Vampire..Saying this,this movie is not intended for a freaking Oscar, this is pure unadultered guilty pleasure, my second rate crack (cause the book is more addictive)..
and of course to analyzar any Bella-Edward interaction, is like back in High School, everybody hated the girlfriend of the Hottest male in the school.
I love my KStew, she is a Bitch and she own her bitchness,but OMG, why,why they put that awful toupe or is a dead animal in her hair??
FcK i can smell that stinky animal...and no, is not RPattz boxer;s essence
Karma is a Bitch
To the one who wants to hit Taylor L..get in line, 'cause he is not longer jailbait, now coaugartarts & twitards are lurking him...
I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:33pm.
How very LOST of them to end it like that
I only saw Twilight for the first time recently and must say that I haven't seen acting as stiff as Ms. Stewart's since Terry Kiser in Weekend at Bernie's.
Just awful.
YAWN!
My sister dragged me to see New Moon at the dollar theater the other night. She hated it, but it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Some parts were visually kind of school.
The most surprising thing is that I walked away with a girl crush on Kristen Stewart. She looks kind of hunched over and bored in red carpet photos, but she looked beautiful in the movie.
sorry for the double post
no me jodas!
I have a few friends ages 27 and above who are really into this shit.
Sad.
I have no dignity therefore I would hit taylor lautner hard.......thrice.
no me jodas!
Snoozefest
One of my friends wants me to go see that Remember Me movie with Pattinson...I told her I was sick but she insists since OMG THE TWILIGHT TRAILER WILL BE IN IT!!
Uggghh....
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Hey Twilight producers, Can you edit the next trailer to JUST include Taylor Lautner's body? No face, no hands... just straight body. Thanks.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
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I saw the first Twilight movie when it came on Showtime. What a piece of boring shit, I couldn't believe they made a sequel and now another one?
There must be a gazillion losers out there that love to waste money on crap, and I apologize to crap because I am thinking even crap is better than the Twilight franchise.
I saw it.
Yawn.
Pattinson is the only thing that works for this series.
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Bullock + Oscar = better sign for the end times than anything the Mayans came up with- luscious_t
"I'll fight for you until your heart starts beating."
MK you make me giggle
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
I love how 2 of the 10 seconds are a landscape shot, so that we don't forget it takes place in the Pacific Northwest.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:25pm.
Harry Potter is so much better.
*ducks like a good nerd*
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Fellow nerd here!
* reports self *
KD. dead serious. (punny!) Critics are soo pissed off they're spoiling it on purpose.
I mean really. What a cheap plot trick. It's no better than 'it was all a dream' in dallas.
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
Nope. Not going to see that "Remember Me" crap
Harry Potter is so much better.
*ducks like a good nerd*
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:22pm.
I'm good thanks Cupcake, How about yourself?
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Pretty good! Glad to see you around these parts! : )
TITS- are you serious?? That is how it ends? Weird. (And no, I wasn't planning on watching it, especially not in the theatre!)
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:22pm.
I'm good thanks Cupcake, How about yourself?
Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:13pm.
Hi will.i.am. How you doing?
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:16pm.
I wonder if all the Twitards are going to see the movie Remember Me that opens Friday.
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Did you hear about the awful awful ending to that? He walks into the twin towers just before they get hit.
Oh yes I did.
Please - like any of you were really going to watch that crap.
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
I admit I like the series, however...the BOOKS I like. I saw the movies of course, being a fan of the books. Not comparible in the least, I think they actually give the books a bad name.
It's so angsty!
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
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I wonder if all the Twitards are going to see the movie Remember Me that opens Friday. I have seen a couple different trailers for it and still haven't figured out what its about. The only thing I can guess is a Romeo and Juliet type of scenario.
BAH! NEXT! Show me the trailer for "Iron Man 2"
Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:11pm.
haha yeah I sure did. But then she reminded me that she had to drive me home and I shut up.
Meanwhile, I'd like another post, please.
*gnaws off arm*
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
*perched in a tree*
This shit bovers me.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:07pm.
I hope you made fun of her for hours! That is what a true friend would do. lol
OMG, will.i.am - that's hilarious.
Just two more movies and this will all go away.
"I'll fight for you until your heart stops beating." Then, what... it's a sport? Vampire love is like poking your eye out.
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"Barney's does not carry a dress that makes your nipples look like they are bleeding lace." MK
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 12:00pm.
lol she's 20 this year and she HATED Twilight and then all of a sudden she saw one of the movies and she is so obsessed. She was pretty embarrased I was like "uh do you want to keep these print outs of Robert Patterson." and she hell sntached them out of my hands. That wasn't even the most embarrasing thing in the car considering I found a condom packet under the seat.
Okay, I am so behind the times, I just saw Twilight a few weeks ago.
I wish that idiot would turn her into a vampire already and that the cro-magnon Lautner would go away. He bugs me. His face is so weird. So is RPatz's, but Lautner is just icky!
Wait, did somebody say Gary Coleman?
SWOON!
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Of course, there has to be a "10 second preview for the teaser trailer for Twilight: Eclipse." Most tweeny Twitards have the attention span of a gnat's fart.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Submitted by will.i.am on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:57am.
We where cleaning out my friends car the other day. She just broke up with her boyfriend and thought i'd help her out. I picked up a stack of paper and they where all print outs off Google images of Rob Patterson. I lol'd and asked if she wanted to keep them.
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That's beyond ridiculous. Were they in color? Was she embarrassed? How old is she? So many questions!
TEAM ANNISTON!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
her heart stops beating when she becomes a vampire.
so it makes total sense.
still, leaves me drier than gary coleman.
bwahaha, LOL again!!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
We where cleaning out my friends car the other day. She just broke up with her boyfriend and thought i'd help her out. I picked up a stack of paper and they where all print outs off Google images of Rob Patterson. I lol'd and asked if she wanted to keep them.
Submitted by LostInTranslation on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:41am.
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:33am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:24am
and Rpattz humping pillow*
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Can I get that at Target?
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Maybe, mine is homemade.
ahahahahaha. seriously.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
"drier than gary coleman's skin"
ooohh shit!
there goes my coffee!!!!
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
BOR-RING
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
I used to volunteer at my local library (don't go there) and I am telling you what, the mom crowd checked these books out in droves. I called the reserved book people and they were assholes about their books, especially the Twilight ones.
I bet Kristin is a pill popper. You don't get that mouth breathing effect from just any old smoke.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Submitted by Wonder Woman on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 11:43am.
what an effin let down..i just lost my "lady wood"...lol
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That's a keeper! "lady wood"!! lmao!
lmao @ Superlorna.