Open Post: Hosted By Burrito The Golfing Dog
Tiger Woods should watch himself, because here comes a hotter bitch who not only dresses better than him, but I'm sure Burrito has humped on more plastic toys too. And let's not even talk about Tiger's lipstick vs. Burrito's lipstick. No, seriously, let's not.
Best Week Ever put up this clip from 2008 of Burrito the Golfing Chihuahua showing off his skills on the Today Show. Burrito's owner says he does absolutely everything with her which includes kayaking (where's the video of that?), shopping, horseback riding, stalking her ex-husband and crying into a pillow every night. Okay, I made those last two up.
Burrito pretty much sucks when it comes to playing golf, but I don't think he's trying to hit the ball. I think Burrito's trying to raise the club high enough so he can hit his owner in the ankles.
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Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:37am.
Thank you Passionate, and as inexperienced as I may be, likewise.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I'm here too KH. Trying to get my kiddo into a same day appt. If you need to talk, I'm here.
Yes I understand. It hurts like hell. I have to get kids up for school but I just wanted you to know that you are not alone. Wish I had a magic potion. Maybe I will get over my shyness about commenting!
Later!
Submitted by poordavid on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 6:19am.
Four months. We were dating for two.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by poordavid on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 6:14am.
I am happy to know that I'm not alone, then.
It's after six in the morning, so I think I'm finally going to go to sleep. After all this crying, my eyes are killing me.
Nice meeting you, and hope to see more of your posts in the future. Goodnight.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
So how long had you been seeing the guy that is weeny-ing out on you?
No we have never spoken. I have been a chronic lurker for over 2 years. Joined over a year ago but rarely comment. I have been reading about what you are going thru and can relate on both the romantic and the work situation. I am a female.
Submitted by poordavid on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 6:02am.
I don't believe we've ever spoken.
Well anyways, hi.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I am still here, lurking as usual Khensu.
I'm feeling yucky again, and don't have anyone to talk to. :(
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Nitol (;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
*turns out light, shuffles out of computer room, scratches ass, smells fingers*
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Cakey, my staff is not going to like cleaning up after your "accident"
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:49am.
I know, but it became common knowledge about zinnia for everyone else this morning when he posted the email and unleashed the JA loons. he emailed me that at like 430 lol. he was so proud of himself.
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D'oh. She was already history by the time he posted that as far as I was concerned.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
*pisses inside LD's limo*
night horz
Night, LawDog and PeoplePerson. Thanks for keeping me from doing something stupid.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
*gets out of limo with the flat tire, gets in horse drawn carriage with mink blanket and gives PP an elegant, diamond encrusted middle finger*
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
I know, but it became common knowledge about zinnia for everyone else this morning when he posted the email and unleashed the JA loons. he emailed me that at like 430 lol. he was so proud of himself.
Me too whores!
GN
*slashes LawDog's limo tire*
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:22am.
PP here are some of his responses. btw he told me that ZINNIA was the one that wrote the email. he told me like it was a secret and shit. i was like BITCH WE FIGURED THAT OUT 12 HOURS AGO DONT YOU READ YOUR OWN THREADS
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12 hours ago? More like SUNDAY!
Ok, lovelies, I too must depart...
*gets in limo to drive from computer room to master suite*
Thanks for making me laugh. Cakey, get off the fucking telephone already!!!!
PP, you are going to get fired you know that right?
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Night, speaky! Rest easy(;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:37am.
I didn't know stuff like this happened outside of Japan!
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That bitch started crying! And the dog looked scared too!
Stripes!
I didn't know stuff like this happened outside of Japan!
Submitted by LawDog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:34am.
*bandages wound with Hermes scarves**
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lmao you biscuithead
Goodnight, speakit! <3
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
*taps fingers while LawDog mouf breathes*
Submitted by LawDog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:25am.
I have ceased giving my opinion, awesome as it may be, on the speaky/jizzy situation.
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it's actually the speaky/jizzy/lutrelle situation.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:30am.
What's good? No one runs my shit!!!
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OMG YOU ARE SUCH A BRAT. LIKE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU.
okay, I'm going to bed. I cannot believe I want to breed with you. I have to work allllllllllll day tomorrow, so I leave you with this:
I love you, you crazy sumbitch. xoxoxo
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:30am.
Aww, thanks!
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
*bandages wound with Hermes scarves**
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:27am.
mystery. mutha. fucking. solved.
xoxo,
Angela Lansbury and Det. LaToya
ps - we can haz forum back?
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LOLOLOLOLOL.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:26am.
Angel-i:
LMAO! First time I see that! LOL! LOL! Can't stop laughing....
This is the original with a higher res:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE
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O, that's good! I still wanna make more vids but I didn't wanna make them so blotchy anymore. Back then, I was making them on the fly and sometimes using zoomed in avvie pics...and i still din't really know how to work a photoshop back then...it was kidna depressing achally...But that really was just everyone busting out the Vanilla Ice hands ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
oh gawd, that is not my man.
*shanks LawDog for saying such a thing*
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:19am.
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:17am.
I listen to them sometimes. Shirley Manson is very pretty.
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Shirley is teh awesome... You got good taste girl!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
What's good? No one runs my shit!!!
She finally dumped him. She was 19 at the time, and thought it meant that he REALLY must love her, instead of what my sister and I thought -stalker-
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:22am.
btw he told me that ZINNIA was the one that wrote the email. he told me like it was a secret and shit. i was like BITCH WE FIGURED THAT OUT 12 HOURS AGO DONT YOU READ YOUR OWN THREADS
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OMG! LOL Cakey!
Thanks for his responses. That adds a whole new dimension to my loon obsession. I LOVED how the Aniston loonie on FF was like, "We would never write such a thing! It must be a conspirsay!"
Cakey, that is a true story. I swear. As for your man, when you said clap, he thought you were applauding him and his great conversational skills
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:24am.
LOL! You actually told him you had the clap? You're my idol.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by LawDog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:19am.
Hey Cakey, is that motherfucker still on the phone?
My neice had a bf like that. He was so worried she would sneak out of the house at night and go shake her groove thing, he made her sleep while they had an open line so he could hear her breathing.
OMG, that is all kinds of fucked up. I hope he wasn't a bf for long.
PP!!! omg omg look at this. i just looked thru my sent emails. this is one of the emails i wrote to him. LOLOLOLOL
running back to dlisted after torching the villagers homes at FF; out of breath*
damn i gotta quit smoking. ok so mystery solved and shit. everyone was trying to figure out who wrote the email, well...
GERARD WROTE THE EMAIL. Especially after reading this part "me and my boyfriend had many laughs from your brilliant humour. Thanks for that time."
mystery. mutha. fucking. solved.
xoxo,
Angela Lansbury and Det. LaToya
ps - we can haz forum back?
Angel-i:
LMAO! First time I see that! LOL! LOL! Can't stop laughing....
This is the original with a higher res:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8BxbdQqMRE
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Where did he go?
I have ceased giving my opinion, awesome as it may be, on the speaky/jizzy situation. Opinions are like assholes, every one has one.
Speaky is a big girl, we have all weighed in and she will either take our advice or not.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by LawDog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:19am.
Hey Cakey, is that motherfucker still on the phone?
My neice had a bf like that. He was so worried she would sneak out of the house at night and go shake her groove thing, he made her sleep while they had an open line so he could hear her breathing.
I told her to put the phone next to her bassett hounds so he would think she was still there and go out anyway. True story
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this is true facts?
and no. i told that bitch i had the clap and haven't heard from him in an hour or so. he'll be back though. he prolly went to get a prescription or something.
PP here are some of his responses. btw he told me that ZINNIA was the one that wrote the email. he told me like it was a secret and shit. i was like BITCH WE FIGURED THAT OUT 12 HOURS AGO DONT YOU READ YOUR OWN THREADS
-I must say, the Jennifer Aniston crazies are so much more entertaining than the Brangaloonies. Like they really think about that shit. All deep and shit!
-YES! That's my favorite theory, that I wrote it myself to summon the loons to their new home. They seriously need less internet.
But another favorite theory is that a brangaloonie wrote it to set up a JA loonie. Hahahaha.
I quit it too. xoxo
-HOLY HELL! They really should write for TV. This shit is gold. Kind of like the gold bars Angie stuffs in my panties for hating on Aniston.
@PP, uh what did you say?
*blinks and mouth breathes*
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
@LawDog
How do these young women get hooked up with these dudes? Was he paying her rent at least???