Dear Mattel, I'll Take Your Entire Stock Of Anderson Cooper Dolls
Technically, it's a Mad Men Roger Sterling doll, but it looks more like a Mah Boo action (don't ask what kind of action) figure to my partial eyes. That pucker is unmistakable.
For just $75, the price of 2 martinis in Manhattan, you can own your very own Mad Men doll. Mattel is putting out a Joan, Roger, Don and Betty doll in July to promote the fourth season of Mad Men.
There's a few things Mattel forgot to add. First of all, where is the pair of red silk panties in Don Draper's jacket pocket? Second of all, why doesn't each doll have a Lucky Strike in their mouth and a stiff cocktail in their hand? But most important of all, where in the name of Aretha Franklin is Joan's magnificent chichis and 8th World Wonder ass?! Is there a plastic drought or something? I know we're in a recession, but Joan's body never is. They did her wrong. That doll looks more like my Asian friend Frances dressed as Ginger from Gilligan's Island for Halloween.
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The Christina doll needs to be chubbier w/ boobs. She IS a big girl afterall.
Yanz--forgot the website. http://www.celebritywonder.com/vids/Anderson_Cooper/SP69oAZE5g4.html
Yanz--They have an ugly ass Anderson Cooper doll at this website. Michael K--you should make your own.
BTW--AC is MY BOO.
Barbie wasn't made curvy enough?
Jesus Christ.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Oh, so that's who Christina Hendricks is.
I didn't even know what the fuck she was in up until just now, and I'm already sick of her.
Fire away.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Nothing special, those Matell dolls from 'The Hills', 'Laguna Beach', etc. can actually walk and talk (to a moderate extend).
Where in the world are Xxxtina's breasts? It's a travesty I tell you.
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the Joan doll is a big FAIL...needs to be more Vavavoomish...it lacks boobage and ASSets...throw more plastic on that shit. The Lucky Strikes and the Martinis are sold separately I bet like everything Mattel makes...lol
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They didn't make the red head Barbie's boobs big enough. I'm just sayin'.
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So true Evil Cupcake. It happens a lot! If they don't specifically say "non-smoking home" in the listing then I don't bother buying.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 4:56pm.
The dolls are kinda cool but I'd never blow cash on that overpriced shit. If one must, you can get stuff half price on Evilbay.
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True, but I had a friend who got something off of EBay and she said that she felt like she had smoked about 10 packs of cigarettes when she opened the box her item came in and the prolific odor of cigarette smoke wafted out.
I heard it is important to ask the seller if they are smokers before purchasing, which I do not think she did.
The dolls are kinda cool but I'd never blow cash on that overpriced shit. If one must, you can get stuff half price on Evilbay.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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OMG I laughed my ASS off reading the title of this post because the doll DOES look like Mah Boo.
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Love it! Now I can undig all my Barbies and Kens along with their clothes and pretend it's the Mad Men collection!
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Where's the SAL DOLL???!!!!!
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that doesn't look like Don Draper at all. and look what they did to poor Joanie.
The only way this will be worth my $72 is if I got my hands on some Mad Men scripts and reenacted my favorite scenes. Other than that, fuck it.
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FAIL FAIL FAIL...where are the bewbs? That doll should have to have a special stand or orthopedic brace to help her stand...criminal is what it is!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:30pm.
...January Jones (the dress is fabulous)
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Isn't it?!?!
i think he looks like a Steve Martin doll.
should come with a banjo.
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lol. I asked myself the same question about Joan's gigantic boobs and booty. Embrace the curves, Barbie!
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The Betty doll is the only one which looks even vaguely like January Jones (the dress is fabulous) and you're right - Joan is missing her spectacular bazooms and gigantic butt, but both can be easily corrected by the dedicated doll/action figure collector (Jesus, let Seth Green get his mitts on her, he'd show everyone how to do it).
Mattel purposely left off the cigarettes, martini glasses, extraneous underwear and various prophylactics because while these dolls are intended for the "adult collector," we must also always "think of the children!" We still know they're all a bunch of hoors, though.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 3:22pm.
Does it come with a smoke filled Dream House?
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A FREE PACK OF LUCKY STRIKES WITH EVERY DOLL PURCHASE.
Ha Ha. Just trying to help MK get a Mah Boo hook-up. This is on Craigslist:
Looking for Anderson Cooper Look -a- like
Date: 2010-03-08, 11:36PM PST
Looking for Anderson Cooper look-a-like must be a great actor.
Short film shoots mid april in Los Angeles. One day shoot (possible 2)
Please send resumes and headshots.
Compensation: $100 per day
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/tlg/1635436382.html
sorry but the red-haired one needs more boobs.
no me jodas!
sorry but the red-haired one needs more boobs.
no me jodas!
OMG, I love these. They made the Betty doll prettier than January Jones, IMO, and she has way more hair than January has. However, the Joan doll does look like Christina Hendricks facially but the body is all wrong -- she needs some major hips and the big chichis going on. The men dolls aren't good-looking enough; the Don Draper doll is on the pretty-looking side and Jon Hamm is all that. I love Don Draper, but I also love me some Roger Sterling. I'd love to see a Salvatore Romano doll, but I guess he's not coming back.
Does it come with a smoke filled Dream House?
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I want the Betty Doll.
I don't understand why they just couldn't make Joan proportionate. They use the same damn mold for everyone and just dip them in shades brown to make them another ethnicity or whatever. Lazy assholes.
It seems in Barbie's world, every female is exactly shaped like Barbie. LAME.
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I'd buy it just for the Betty doll. She looks like the first Barbie I ever had, a hand-me-down from my next door neighbor. That doll is probably worth a fortune now. Got lost during one of the many moves my family made.
*quietly weeps for lost Barbie*
They better not make a House doll. If they desecrate Hugh Laurie, I won't be responsible for my actions.
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Has MK ever considered ordering an Anderson Cooper REAL DOLL?
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What happened to Joan's bodacious Ta-Tas? They've deflated!
How disappointing, they should have kept Joan in proportion. Big ol' cowards!
No MK what you need is a life size blow up doll of Anderson Cooper. Anatomically correct of course. That is the closest you will get to your boo.
*runs out to reserve 100 Don Draper dolls*