Thursday, March 11th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 10th!
It wasn't disgusting until she took a Leek in the tub. - Team Valtrex
Runners-up:
Using microscopic imaging, the engineers at Toyota are finally able to identify what's causing their accelerators to stick. - Trixie1223
Tila Tequila prepares to fertilize all her eggs - The Hoople
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TV! Classic...Happy early St. Paddy's Day! Hilarious.
Congrats as well to Trixie and The Hoople!
Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
LOL, good one Team Valtrex. Congrats!
Congrats to Trixie1223!
Last but certainly not least, a big face lick to my honey Hoops. Nice job baby! xo
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Congrats TV...
it is such an honor to be runner up.
WTG hoople!
LMAO TV, congrats honey!! Excellent job all u funny horz! :o)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
TV, u are one of the funniest horz EVAH. Congrats, babe! :)
Congrats TV!!!!
Shout out to Hoople! ♥
yaay me!! You're all my bitches!!!
Congrats Trixie and Hoople!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Congrats winners! very clever Team Valtrex
TV - excellent caption!! Great fun!
Congrats to all!
congrats TV, you dirty boy!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I love Team Valtex's caption! ahahahaha
actually, they all are funny! Congrats!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
funny, slut puppehs!
Congrats, all! Very funny!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Whatta podium! Hoopz and TValz well done champeens. Trixie, you deserved it for the Topical Toyota accelerator upset! Hahahahahahaha :o) Foooooooooooooooooooooooools!
*leeks over everyone, keeps champagne*
WTG Team Valtrex, I leek on your 1st place trophy. Congrats to Trixie1223 and The Hoople for bringing the funny too.
Congrats weiners! That was a tough pic but you guys nailed it.
cuntgraTz cunTz
Wales meets Japan in the Rice Krispie-Leek snorkling competition.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
BREAKING NEWS: Tila Tequila's uterus exploded
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LeAnn Rimes is a slut http://bit.ly/beo8bQ
Makiko's job at the Rice Krispie factory was in grave danger, in light of all the security leeks.
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"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker." - Courtney Love
Not to be outdone by Shiloh's front-page gender-bending, Pax explores his feminine side and now answers to "Snax."
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"my genealogist and my gynocplogist know i do my Kegals like a snatch the cig off the table thai sex worker." - Courtney Love
Exerpts from Nancy Grace LIVE at 10pm!
N.G. - "Viewers, we have Bai Ling on Skype. The woman who leaked news of the new Cat and Dog Meat Subsitute for the People's Repulic of China."
B.L. - "Hello. I happy to speak to you!"
N.G. - "Miss Ling. Were you financially motivated to release the pictures?"
B.L. - "No. I pay Khloe 2 Dollar to shower! I use Ancient Chinese Secret to get Wookie Meats! It no Calgon! Hee-hee-hee-heeeeeeee"
N.G. - "Miss Ling. Kris Jenner has come out with many responses claiming that this is a Kim Kardashian Product. What is the truth?"
B.L. - "No! Duo Shower cost 4 Dollar. Only Khloe! Why you think she smooth at LA Lakers game tonight? Kim no go! She HAIRY! Kim no shower with Bia Ling! I make Porno next week. Then I have money for Duo Shower! My friend then help me use Ronco Food Dehydrator on Wookie meat! I just freeze now!"
N.G. - "The Pope has not responded. Are the Kardashians promiting Communism?
B.L. - "Who Pope? Ah, sooo... Rob Kardashian. No. He gay. He try fool all dating a Cheetah Girl. His product not sanitary!"
N.G. - "Are you outing Rob Kardashian on National Television?"
B.L. - "What you mean? Nancy I tell you Dinah Lohan call me. Can you please hold?"
N.G. - "There you have it viewers! The Kardashians are promoting Communism! Let's hold for Bai Ling!"
B.L. - "Oh, Dinah be mean! She tell me I look like Lindsey in Photo! Nancy I get sued for 3000000000000 Billion Dollars!"
N.G. - "Are you claiming that Lindsey *Single name only* showered with you and your ancient chinese secret?"
B.L. - "No! I say, I get sued by Lindsey! I have to make many porno now!"
N.G. - "To recap for my viewers. You were involved with testing the Kardashian Cat and Dot meat Substitute that Kris Jennner has termed - DAT Meat by Kim Kardashian."
B.L. - "Yes. But, it just Wookie Hair and Dingle Berry. Very good. Taste sweet with slight acidity, but you not notice if you eat with sweet sticky rice!"
N.G. - "And Lindsey Lohan was not involved? Chould she have been a creative director on this project?"
B.L. - "I no think. Maybe, I do many porno now to pay her! Why she sue me? Bai not look like burnt out crack whore! I only do Meth! I say if Lindsey was part of project Wookie meat not taste so sweet. She smell like forbiden fruit!"
N.G. - "And you are referring to the Durian? Is that correct?"
B.L. - "Yes! Durian! Stinky Fruit! I party with Lindsey in Singapore! She not sweet! Rotten onions and beef gravy! Then she form crust and you have to peel panties away!"
N.G. - "That was too much information I think for our viewers! Miss Ling we are all conservative christians here."
B.L. - "I laugh. Rob say same thing before he blow Bobby Trendy and take facial!"
N.G. - "Miss Ling I think this interview is over! You apparently are intoxicated!"
B.L. - "No, Wookie meat make you feel warm and happy! It Unami flavor! The special flavor! It make you happy!"
N.G. - "Viewers we are going to end this intview with the following. I apologize for a drunken Miss Ling! Is Rob Gay? What does he really do with Kourtney's Baby Daddy? Is Kim injecting Stem Cells into her ass to rapidly grow anal hair? All the things you want to know on the NEXT NANCY GRACE!"
I leek soy yu want me later....
The problem with cats is that they get the same look whether they've seen a moth or an axe murderer ~ Paula Poundstone
♪ A 100 million rice krispies is ALL `` LINDSAY `` won `` in her lawsuit. They were extra nice to throw in some coke, `` I mean marshmallow to add substance `` to her life.
Now we know what MK's "Female First" hater does when she's not writing him rants.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
The Olympic Gold medalist in Japanese scat porn relieves herself privately, celebrates with a bowl of "binder," but unfortunately, there was a leek.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Chinese takeout delivery equivalent of "You want fries with that?"
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
It ends much the same way.
After 77 hours inside the killer whale's stomach, Kim-Li decided she had to eat!
I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
Sayonara still didn't get it when Hannibal Lector invited her over for dinner.
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Sandra vs. Sandra: Sandra Oh finds the herbal cure for smallpox on Grey's Anatomy, while Sandra Lee prepares Rice Krispie treats to be served in your retro modern bathroom, including a quick and easy leek centerpiece, designed to plug up leaks.
Rice work, ladies!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Um... I asked for my Asian Fried Rice WITHOUT green onion.
Snap, crackle, STOP.
Please....
Bai Ling's Boston Baked Beans...tastes like stale soy sauce with a schmear of public humiliation and a touch of pubic lice dander.
Hospital staff still trying to dispose of Octomom's afterbirth
Employee prepares batter at Krispy Creme
I love you Goop!
Tila Tequila just queefed her latest Twitter status.
Fearless volunteer applies free trial of Lindasy Lohan's Fake Tan (Sevnnyne yo).
Introducing the new Tila Tequila Home In Vitro Fertilization Kit.
I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
Japanese kids are just crazy about the new line of bath toys by Hello Shitty.
Research and development at the Jennifer Aniston Perfume Institute
The plumber's here about the leek in the tub.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
The video for 'Bad Romance' before editing
For Immediate Release*
Kris Jenner, "As a professional Mon-ager I read the D-Listed every single day on the hour! YET, You write nothing positive about my daughter Kim and her charitable works! Today, you propogate the rumors that Khloe developed this food substitue! Kim was aware for 2 YEARS that the government of China would BAN the sale of Cat and Dog Meat! This IS HER PERSONAL PROJECT AND CRUSADE! Her DAT-Meat Subsitute by Kim Kardashian is a perfect - 100% Organic Substitue for her fans in China to enjoy! It has taken her years working with many Ph.D. experts to market this product! I also have personally MONITORED the collection of Kim's used Tampon's and Tidy-Wipes for when she has a No-no Hole Incident!!!"
This is what happens when Kelloggs refuses to translate their recipe for Rice Krispy Treats to Chinese.
For Immediate Release!!!
Kris Jenner repsonds to the fact that Bai Ling is bathing in a Tub of Khloe Kardashian's Dingle Berrys! (Nacy Grace! EXCLUSVIE!)
Quoting Kris Jenner, "I am aghast! My daughter Kim has been working on her Dingle Berry Subtitute to Dog and Cat meat for the People's Republic of China for 2 years! It is unfair of the Hollywood media to claim that it is Khloe Kardashian Product! Khloe was NOT involved in the development of this delicious nutritional supplement for the Chinese People!
At 10pm I tackle this question as a Nacy Grace EXCLUSIVE! Did we DNA test the Kardashian's Substitute Dog and Cat 'stuff?' Where has Kris Jenner been keeping the Hairy Daughter? Is this product sanitary? (We have special forensic footage!) Is Communism Wrong or just a market for the Kardashians? The Pope? It is late into this story and the Pope has yet to comment. Conspiracy? Or Deliberate Depilatory? K.K.K. is Kris Jenner a racist? Tonight at 10pm on Nancy Grace!
Ling-ling's boss was furious, but since she hasn't violated the no Rice Dicks rule, he was groundless to fire her.
"Under no circumstances shall any chef make a rice dick.
Anyone caught making one will be terminated."