Afternoon Crumbs
Marion Cotillard's got titty on the brain - Lainey Gossip
Ken Paves most certainly did not seal this look with a glittery kiss - Hollywood Tuna
Mindy Lawton was ROBBED - The Superficial
Only two ballsacks have touched this ass! Megan Fox wants you to know this - Egotastic!
CoCo's convincing audition for Avatar 2 (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
FYI: Ryan Gosling's peen is still available - Just Jared
Mrs. Rojo Caliente fights back - Towleroad
Sarah Jessica Parker is looking hot (note: I really thought that was SJP) - Popsugar
How did this creature escape from Middle Earth?! - Holy Moly!
Tyne Daly looking like she just got back from tanning at Kenny Rogers Roasters - SOW
Mexican vocabulary of the day - WOW Report
You know Tater Head can spin the hell around that pole with her chin - I'm Not Obsessed
Static pussy - Cityrag
Andre the Giant had the same diet as us, sans the small horses - Hollywood Rag
Gerard Butler trimmed Jennifer Aniston's bush - Celebitchy
Corey Feldman on Corey Haim's death - ICYDK
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why the hell are taraji's forehead tittaes so crookified?
That was Lesley Ann Warren in that FOD video with Marion. Don't know who the black chick was, though she looked familiar.
Marion is so beautiful.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Marion Cotillard with boobies on her face. I think you have to be French to get away with that crazy surreal stuff.
*moment of silence for Corey Haim*
Feldman's weird lecturing blog sounds like he wrote a generic gushy eulogy and just inserted Haim's name in all the right places.
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 6:23pm.
Wow...Coco's ass is out of this world. Jwho? I'm gay but I'd go straight for an ass like that. The Ice man is one lucky guy.
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Do not compare JLo to Coco because JLo's ass is REAL. Coco's a fake bitch which means she doesn't deserve props, her doctor does.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 4:48pm.
$20 says he was on the phone to his agent trying to book himself on Larry King.
Yep- he'll be on there tonight.
I strongly recommend www.sugarloves.com to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women. Rihanna is looking for her true love on that site now!
Damn, now that funny or die was actually funny. I laughed out loud at the saggy breasts.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Damn, now that funny or die was actually funny. I laughed out loud at the saggy breasts.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
You're so right, Datura.
She's always lecturing her readers, celebrities and so on about class, but then, when she's writing...
Is it for show? Is it to annoy middle america, which she loves to antagonize?
I don't really care anymore, but, shit, this woman is just... lost for words here.
Her attempts at jokes are also so ridiculous too, which is why I can only imagine her 'relationship' with MK is a professional one, because I am sure she gets loads of hits from being linked here.
Yeah, MK also gets hits from showing up on her 'smut tingles' or whatever she calls it too, but I doubt it's on the same scale.
Whatever. I cannot get behind a Brangeloonie freak like her.
Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 7:23pm.
I have been here long enough to know you horz do not like that annoying Lainey bitch, but I still need to ask...
How pathetic is it that the bitch tries to be such a free spirit that she insinuates she'd let her husband fuck another woman, provided it's a famous one she idolizes(Marion?)
Maybe MK also laughs at Lainey's delusions, which would tickle me pink to find out he doesn't like the fake Fish Sticks bitch, but still posts her dumbass articles on the afternoon crumbs out of pity.
Marion is a decent actress though. She doesn't deserve my hate because of Lainey's deranged starfucker moments.
Edit: because I know she has been saying she'd love to be cool with the open marriage concept, but she's not 'that evolved' so it's really, really ridiculous that she tries to make it sound that she doesn't care when she's rimjobbing some famous person.
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Lainey talking about whom she'd let her husband bang doesn't bother me as much as how mean and nasty some of her writing can be. You'd think Pamela Anderson and Nicole Kidman killed her parents.
I know MK always writes something hateful whenever Catherine Heigl and a few others are in the press, but he's always hilarious when he does it.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 5:12pm.
Cupcake, I'm with you -- I don't think any of Funny or Die's videos are funny. Everything went downhill after Pearl....
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Awww. I remember Pearl. My office mates must have sent me that swearing baby video 500 times when that came out. =D
I'm really immature, so I snickered a bit at the "tittaes for every woman" part at the end of Marion's video, but yeah... I don't know how F.O.D gets so many big celebrities to be in their videos.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
I kept expecting the balloon to pop, and scare that cat up into the ceiling fan! My cats would freak if I tried that balloon trick with them.
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I have been here long enough to know you horz do not like that annoying Lainey bitch, but I still need to ask...
How pathetic is it that the bitch tries to be such a free spirit that she insinuates she'd let her husband fuck another woman, provided it's a famous one she idolizes(Marion?)
Maybe MK also laughs at Lainey's delusions, which would tickle me pink to find out he doesn't like the fake Fish Sticks bitch, but still posts her dumbass articles on the afternoon crumbs out of pity.
Marion is a decent actress though. She doesn't deserve my hate because of Lainey's deranged starfucker moments.
Edit: because I know she has been saying she'd love to be cool with the open marriage concept, but she's not 'that evolved' so it's really, really ridiculous that she tries to make it sound that she doesn't care when she's rimjobbing some famous person.
Wow...Coco's ass is out of this world. Jwho? I'm gay but I'd go straight for an ass like that. The Ice man is one lucky guy.
another terrible funny or die clip.
stop giving that shit site attention plz.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Thanks MK..the Mexican Vocabulary of the Day gave me some good lol's.
My brain only registered four words from all this: Ryan, Gosling, peen, available.
*sigh*
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 5:30pm.
"I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.”
Did he collect paintings?
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ROFLMAO!
Almost anyone can have a hot ass if it's in the air like that. Just saying.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
"I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.”
Did he collect paintings?
Feldman's statement is good. Bless him.
Megan Fox's hilariously airbrushed to one-dimension ass.
*eye roll*
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 03/10/2010 - 5:12pm.
Cupcake, I'm with you -- I don't think any of Funny or Die's videos are funny. 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555
I am glad I am not the only one.
*cancels trip to therapist*
Forehead Tittaes! I must have!
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Cupcake, I'm with you -- I don't think any of Funny or Die's videos are funny. Everything went downhill after Pearl.
Damn, Tracy Pollan looks good! She looks like a normal woman, not the ultra-scrawny MPP. And that bikini looks so much better than the stringy ones dumbasses like Patty Heaton and Janice Dickinson wear.
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Corey Feldman is coming across as if he were Corey Haim's ex.
Actually, he sort of seemed like that all along, which would explain the ambivalence, I guess.
I don't care what anyone thinks about Feldman, He and Haim were really close. Feldman is really hurting at this time. Don't hate on him. He's not Britney Murphey's husband.
Fox looks great; good photography.
Coco's photo looks like something out of Alien.
M.E. -- let's hope Corey Haim was Corey Feldman's last meal ticket. Remember how Feldman got press last year for showing up at Michael Jackson's funeral?
Bradiful Bitch -- you just KNOW Feldman is going to be knocking on everyone's door trying to do interviews.
Personally, I always thought Feldman was an ugly mofo. Sorry about Haim, though. RIP.
That kitty with the balloon is too precious.
Megan Fox -- bitch, puhlease. Photoshop anyone? In those pictures, she looks like she's 5'10 or so, it's like they totally elongated her body. Isn't she only like 5'2" or so? Her legs and torso look abnormally long.
HAHA Love the mexican vocab lessons!! I have something similar on FB, the gems brings a grin every day!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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In a statement on his blog, Feldman, 38, writes:
“I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful, beautiful, tormented soul, who will always be my brother, family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.”
Do they ALL have blogs?
$20 says he was on the phone to his agent trying to book himself on Larry King.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Awww, Fishlips Feldman put in his 2 cents, how quaint *EYEROLL*
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
Oh, and am I the only person on earth who doesn't find anything funny about the Funny and Die skits? I have seen a bunch and I have yet to find one, well......funny.
DETECTIVE LACEY!!! WTF did you do to yourself?!?
I cannot BELIEVE that Tyne Daly is the sister of this hot piece of ass:
http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20105723,00.html
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Maybe Corey Feldman shouldn't have screwed him out of making Lost Boys 2 (It was a bomb,) and also treated him poorly during the rough times.
I hate when people like him act all broken up, just so they can get attention and tyr to revive their slagging careers.
Ah, Feldman. You're meal ticket has gone to rest.
Lets hope this is the ONLY statement you will make, seeing as you stopped talking to him in 2007