It's Officially Official!
The deal is done and Betty White will host Saturday Night Live on May 8th! The internet can celebrity their victory for like the fifth or fiftieth time. Yeah, I know the news of Betty White hosting SNL has been announced a zillion times before, but now we have an actual date. This gives you about 2-months to put together your viewing outfit. Grab a taser gun and slip on a bullet-proof vest before you go to Chico's for your ensemble, because the store is going to look like this. Every gay who was a kid in the 80s is going to be looking for that one perfect floral pantsuit to wear while breathing in Betty's brilliance.
Unfortunately, Betty isn't going to handle that bitch by herself, even though we know she can. Betty will have back-up. WNBC (via People) says that the special Mother's Day episode will also feature Tina Fey, Rachel Dratch, Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph and Amy Poehler. Technically, Betty doesn't have any kids, but Lorne Michael said: "She's the mother of us all in comedy."
So now we can all DRINK TO THAT all over again! Sandra Lee is once again celebrating this "sweet treat" news with us.
I know it looks like drunk ass Sandra Lee is desperately trying to hold down a tidal wave of vomit shooting up her throat, but that's actually her "I'm So Excited" face.
And here's Betty White strolling through Beverly Hills yesterday after getting vagazzled.
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Fuck, yeah, Betty!
Woo-hoo!
I will be sporting a flannel housecoat, foam curlers and an entire cheesecake for this momentous occasion.
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I might have to watch that. I loved Sue Ann Nivens.
I look forward to seeing some of the mentioned SNL alumni.
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Betty white is indeed a hot slut! Or was. Naw, I'm kidding, she still manages to look pretty (possibly falsely) innocent.
Sorry, but Betty Whıte ıs the hottest slut EVER and thank GOD NBC came to theır fuckın' sense and fınally gave the people what they really want.
Vıva La Betty!!!
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What am I missing? Why does anyone give a hell if she's on SNL or not?
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I don't know. I have her in the dead pool after Hugh Hefner. Maybe nobody's pimping their movies now.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:08am.
What am I missing? Why does anyone give a hell if she's on SNL or not?
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I think it's important to MK.
Like, Phoebe Price who we would have ignored otherwise.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:08am.
What am I missing? Why does anyone give a hell if she's on SNL or not?
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My best friend from childhood was telling me about a local character who lives by this B&B she stays at in VA. She said I'd love him, and that he knows more about pop culture than anyone she knows. He has this shrine to Debbie Harry, and he has the jello mold in the kitchen on the Golden Girls. He was in the Richard Gere and Jodie Foster movie Sommersby. I was like, "So, he's gay." She said, "Well, he likes going to these parties where you have sex with a bunch of strangers." I told her, yeah, he could motorboat my boobies.
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Hahaha, sweet.
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I hear tha Bea Arthur hated Betty White because the White was a stone cold cunt.
I love that she rocks the grandma purse.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:19am.
Hell, I don't do that either. It's fucking stupid to change your purse all the time. One purse until its dead.
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hey, now, BASTA with the accessories hate, Sheeps.
i LOVE me some purses, and i change them out on the regular. i have a vintage gray one that i love to bits, and a navy blue one from Target that i can hide a victorian lamp in and it still looks small and chic; it's like a Mary Poppins purse.
you might not feel like you can change the world, but you can always change your purse and shoes.
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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:02am.
They HAVE to do Sex and the city skit with Betty as Samantha !
I dunno Christina Aguilera kind of killed it when she played Samantha on SNL...
I got sucked into YouTubing Sandra Lee after watching that clip. I had no idea who she was until today. Holy shit this bitch is funny!
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What am I missing? Why does anyone give a hell if she's on SNL or not?
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They HAVE to do Sex and the city skit with Betty as Samantha !
She gatta pay that homage to Bea Arthur when she did that sex and The city parody playing Carrie
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DWM - yes, it's hysterical...!
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Submitted by ditquoi: "I was singing "Poker Face" opera style and cracking myself up and the babysitter was looking at me like o_O"
AH HA HA HAHA! See? Isn't it fun?
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its halarious..... I was actually suprised how funny it was
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Yay Betty!!! I lurve her. Show 'em how it's done you old bat.
@ chowgirl69 on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:44am
She was married 3 times, but never had any children.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:44am.
I love Betty White! And even more so because she's an animal lover. Does anyone know if she has any children? You never hear of a husband or kids.
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she doesn't have any bio kids, only step-children (whom she raised) from her 3rd marriage.
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The nude pic of Betty White is real. http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/68281
I am tryin to find more but I cant. Lemme see if I can find them on ebay. LOL.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
Have you hookers seen Christopher Walken doing Poker Face? Hot shit.
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OK Betty doesn't have to change purses everytime...just quietly drop the cat purse into a trash can and step away like its radioactive. Run on into Chanel and grab something simple that goes with everything cuz she's RICH and she doesn't have kids to steal her social security check so she can afford it.
I love Betty White! And even more so because she's an animal lover. Does anyone know if she has any children? You never hear of a husband or kids.
Why don't you write something about Jordan for a change, she's hardly getting any attention from you nowadays and that's such a shame, because she's such a refined and glamorous creature and an example to us all!
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:31am.
I also sing like that around the house, doing Lady Gaga and shit in opera style and crack myself up quite a bit.
how funny is that..."Poker Face" was on when I was riding home from work and it got stuck in my head and as I was cooking, I was singing "Poker Face" opera style and cracking myself up and the babysitter was looking at me like o_O
snowy, torrrnadies ain't shit. We sit on the front porch just a swingin all the time watchin those twirly bastards... only real difference is you gotta keep a tighter grip on yer beer. YEEEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
that video of dumbass up there is one of the most annoying things I've seen in a long time. Slow-mo makes me fucking crazy. Yes, I are asshole.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
yeah I was going to say Ana Gasteyer when I read your post more carefully...whenever I think of Will Ferrell's partner on SNL I think her because of those stupid cheerleader skits...that shit was LMAO funny.
I wonder who Betty will choose as her musical guest. It better not be that douchebag Mayer.. he'll try to get with her.
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WHat movie was that FH?
WOOOO! Cutting myself some cheese... cake now.
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Just googled it... It was Ana Gayster and skit was " The Culps"
Cheri Oteri used to be halarious on SNL but movies eh...
that movie with Amy Phoeler, Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey when they all went on spring break was HALARIOUS! im suprised it went straight to DVD
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Another earthquake in Chile, I hope Farrah is ok
and then there are tornados "ripping across Arkansas" JACKO!?!?!
IT'S THE END TIMES!!!!!!
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I've always admired her for her involvement in animal charities. Borg Queen, is that nude pic for real? If so, Betty was quite a dish back then!
Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:20am.
Did any see the nude pic of Betty White from the 1940's thats floating around?
Here is one link: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/S5a_y4fOhhI/AAAAAAABHLU/W4pI-4ai-j.... (from CDAN)
Vintage Puntang. LMAO.
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wait where is a pic of her nude present day? mmm.. I feel jipped..
Yay for Betty! That'll be a great show. And Sandra Lee looks like me when I have my first shot of 101 of the day.
My favorite SNL shizz is where Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer are the teachers, Bobbi and (I forget) Mohan-Culp (??). When she sings pop songs opera style and boogies on down, it cracks me up like nothing else.
I also sing like that around the house, doing Lady Gaga and shit in opera style and crack myself up quite a bit. Sometimes I can make Mr. Hekki laugh doing it, which is quite gratifying.
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Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:20am.
Did any see the nude pic of Betty White from the 1940's thats floating around?
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is that really Betty? or are you fucking with us?
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Submitted by EvilShoe: "...It's fucking stupid to change your purse all the time. One purse until its dead."
AMEN. I have two handbags. One for summer, one for winter.
I carry most of what I need in my pockets anyway. I have three little kids and something ELSE hanging off me is irritating as FUCK.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:23am.
Tina Fey bores me....there is nothing funny about her
they shoulda booked that other one from old snl who always had skits with Will Ferrel... Music teachers one is Classic
Cheri Oteri...even her name is funny. :D
I sure miss her...last time I saw her was in "Superstar" w/ Molly Shannon.
Don't underestimate this old haggydoodles; she's carrying her purse swatter to beat the shit out of Quween on the Scene for the next time she sees the hood rat.
Tina Fey bores me....there is nothing funny about her
they shoulda booked that other one from old snl who always had skits with Will Ferrel... Music teachers one is Classic
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2 things here.
1. I don't watch SNL
2. if I wanted to see a dusty old cooter trying to entertain me, I'd pop in the latest Madonna dvd.
Did any see the nude pic of Betty White from the 1940's thats floating around?
Here is one link: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/S5a_y4fOhhI/AAAAAAABHLU/W4pI-4ai-j.... (from CDAN)
Vintage Puntang. LMAO.
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Submitted by vegaslamb on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 10:17am.
Damn, she's old, she can't keep up with matching her purse to her shoes to her necklace and her underwear!
Hell, I don't do that either. It's fucking stupid to change your purse all the time. One purse until its dead.