Goodbye To The Rabid Possum
Kate Gosselin's rabid possum has been MIA for a while now, but I have been making pathetic excuses for its absence. I refused to believe the tragic truth, but it looks like it's finally time to say goodbye. It's really the end of an era, which kind of feels like the end of a bowel movement.
Hopefully, one of us will cross paths with Kate's rabid possum in the future. Make sure to wink at it if you see it going through your trash cans early in the morning. And throw it a half-smile when you run into it in the waiting room of your therapist's office. It will be there a lot. We must never forget.
Here's the former Queen of the Possums showing off her new hair in NYC last night. Apparently, it took them 7-hours to give her a helmet version of Carol Channing's glorious mop. Yes, 7 HOURS! Supercuts could've made her look like "a Southern 40-something divorcee who is forced to work as a hair salon receptionist" in about 10-minutes.
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Submitted by mikidais on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:06pm.
Could this cunt have a snottier look on her face? I fucking hate this talentless bitch. And, people who think she is great is fucking delusional.
Go away Cunt....go raise your litter and just pray that they don't turn out to be serial killers.
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I like the hair <
It could work on someone, but it isn't working for her. Certainly wasn't worth sitting in a stylist's chair for 7 hours.
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How can ANY haircut take 7 hours?????
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Bitch is working hard for the money. You know she'd rather have the rabid possum, but that shit won't fly on DWTS.
RIP Rabid Possum.
Hate her, hate the hair, rilly rilly love that handbag.
Why is this stain still newsworthy?
Will somebody think of the children? I'm not sure Jon and Kate are...
I think it's adorable and chic. Just because she's a cunt doesn't mean she doesn't look cute with the style.
Submitted by ditquoi 3/11/2010 1:31 p.m.
if this were a caption this pic I'd submit "life's a bitch and then you die."
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I'd submit "life's a bitch and then you become one."
Don't throw stones at me but I actually like her haircut, it fits her.
Submitted by Da Truff on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:59am.
That haircut so unsexy that it actually felt like my nuts were resting on a bag of ice the whole time I was looking at the pictures...
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ha ha ha ha!!! That's hilarious! And Kunt's got her supreme Borg Queen bitchface on in the above photos.
She won't last a day on "Dancing With Who the Fuck Cares".
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 1:31pm.
Who was watchıng all those goddamn kıds whıle she took 7 fuckın hours to get thıs basıc ass cut?
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You're assuming Kunt actually wants to spend time with her litter.
Not a single colour on her--clothing, hair, or skin--is flattering in any way. She should give up the awful fake tan (as should everyone) and the blonde 90's-chunky-highlights hair. I don't know how old she is, but I doubt it's as old as her styling makes her look.
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She's 34?!? Learning this makes me want to sign up for the retirement home straightaway!
I wear my hair the same way, the only difference is that I do it myself and it takes me a little over an hour on the weekends to wash, flat iron, and trim, and 30 seconds each day to quickly style it during the week. So if I'm African American and my hair is completely natural (no perms relaxers or coloring) and it takes me a weekly total of 1 hour and 30 minutes to take care of my hair, why the hell did it take her 7 hours for one sitting? Between school and work I don't have time to sit there and look cute. And if I don't have time, she sure as fuck shouldn't with 8 kids and 2 big ass dogs. Seriously, who the hell has that kind of time?
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Why can't she work without being in the public eye?
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What about the children? Oh yeah, they aren't making money anymore, so I guess they're pretty much useless in their parents' eyes. Oh well.
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At least she's working, unlike Mr. Teeny Peeny. Kate will make $200,000 for her dancing efforts, I don't know if Mr. TP is supporting his kids.
Look out Cheryl Burke, there's a new mophead in town!
I love her pink bag. I'd love even more to smack her with it.
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What happened to the KIDS? No one gives a shit about em now that their "careers" have taken off? careers=LOL
C'mon..you all know where the rabid possum is....it's Jon's new merkin..
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Who was watchıng all those goddamn kıds whıle she took 7 fuckın hours to get thıs basıc ass cut?
Ho could have gotten thıs done by a crackhead ın an alley way for two dollars!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 1:00pm.
I just googled her age, and I couldn't believe it, but she's only 34! She looks so much older. I wonder if having 8 children aged her so much, or being constantly bitter, angry and bitchy took it's toll.
it's the constant state of bitchery.
if this were a caption this pic I'd submit "life's a bitch and then you die".
I hate this media-whore
She has 8 damn kids and she is getting her hair done for 7 fucking hours!?!?!?! Seriously? Hey Kate, your kids are going to grow up to hate you but your hair looks pretty! Bitch.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:00pm.
I think she asked for a new bitch look and they gave her the "Nancy Grace".
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LMFAO!!!
I just googled her age, and I couldn't believe it, but she's only 34! She looks so much older. I wonder if having 8 children aged her so much, or being constantly bitter, angry and bitchy took it's toll.
7 hours?!?! Who the hell cuts her hair? Her children?
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The prior haircut (wave, shoulder length) was flattering but this haircut more closely suits her personality. This is a current day Ava Braun cut.
She's going to keep changing her haircut to remain relevant isn't she?
Submitted by JPRX on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:38pm.
Not trying to be "mean," but why does her hair look odd no matter what she does to it???
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It's because she's a cunt Cunt CUNT!
Not trying to be "mean," but why does her hair look odd no matter what she does to it???
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She looks 10 years older.
And, ready to audition for Real Housewives of Reality Hell.
I can't think of anyone I like less right now. That's right, I even like Hitler more than Kate.
I don't have the patience or the fucking time to sit still for 2hrs! fucking bitch makes me so mad. Go home and raise your kids.
Ahahahahha, the Helmet Hair. I see this mess on 60+ year old women that over dress to grocery shop.
I hope Shannon Doherty goes all crazy bitch on her during DWTS.
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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:55am.
She looks very elite Upper East Sider. The hair is treated beautifully. Can't hate on the hair, although she's trying to get as far away from her past as possible.
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Agreed. She now looks like those filthy rich ladies on the Upper East side.. however, those women are like 50 years old. I think this girl is in her early 30's.
You know what that haircut really is? The Carol Brady 'do minus the flipped out ends.
It's an improvement over the previous two looks, but tell me again why she is constantly in the news? This country has the strangest fixation with making talentless nobodies into news.
Say what you want about newscaster hair but this hair is a lot better than that broke-ass-britney weave she had before, and anything is better than the dreaded Possum head. She's still Cunty-Mcgee to me though, just saying....
Touche QueeenieBK!!!!!!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:43am.
God, I hate this famewhoring bitch. Her 15 minutes seriously need to come to an end. She contributes absolutely nothing to society except a major cunty entitled attitude and what will eventually be 8 maladjusted brats as the result of her and her slow adult ex-husband's shit parenting.
Go home and raise your Frankenlitter, whore.
Could this cunt have a snottier look on her face? I fucking hate this talentless bitch. And, people who think she is great is fucking delusional.
Go away Cunt....go raise your litter and just pray that they don't turn out to be serial killers.
I think it looks better than the Brittney Spears extensions she was rocking earlier... Just sayin
Submitted by tenspoonsofspin on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:46am.
Well said, QueenieBK!!!!! You've summed the entire thing up PERFECTLY!!!!!
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My brother once saw her at a local strip mall (that bitch and her brood live in the area) - as he drove past her he yelled "FUCK YOU, BITCH!" He didn't see her reaction LOL.
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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:05am.
Nevermind the hair!! She shouldn't be wearing those type of shoes and that length dress with those legs!! Ugh!!
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Football helmet! Helmet Head! The Full Helmet!
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I think she asked for a new bitch look and they gave her the "Nancy Grace".
that do makes her look 10 times older than she really is. the parched haggard complexion that thick layers of foundation cannot hide doesn't help either.
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That haircut so unsexy that it actually felt like my nuts were resting on a bag of ice the whole time I was looking at the pictures...
hate her & really hate that fug hair. it suits her tho.
Who looked after her brood for those seven hours?