Thursday, March 11th 2010
Coco: The Tour
Conan O'Brien announced on his Twitter this morning that he's throwing Masturbating Bear and Andy Richter in the trunk of his Taurus and hitting the road this April. Conan, Andy and the old Tonight Show band will play 30-cities across the US and Canada. Conan promises that the show will feature, "a night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence." Conan also added that it will be completely half-assed.
Now if Conan wants make his show FULL-ASSED (times a thousand), he needs to get the real CoCo to open his show. Just give her a bathroom counter and she can do this for 60-minutes.
That is worth the price of a million tickets. The truth: That is it.
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Once again, the men love her curves and once again, there's some curve-hating women up in here.
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Coco had better come to Austin!
I'll do anything to get a ticket...
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What is wrong with her?
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Yeah, sorry, but I don't think her ass is that great.
It looks like it'd feel solid, either like she's gotten some sort of implant or it's all muscle. It doesn't look like you can squeeze it or anything.
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Submitted by Miguel123 on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 1:57pm.
What took you so long to say hi?!?!?
*waves*
ok, her climbing up on that sink cannot have been a pretty site. but i guess its easier than trying to stand upright again after bending over.
the fuck, man.
christ almighty.
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I find it fascinating that she will not sit in any position that does not accentuate her ass implants. I'm also amazed that the bitch can stretch in such ways
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everyone loves coco's ass. oh, if i go see conan can i have a coco ass to go?!
I can't imagine what it's like getting butt implants. Like you can't sit for 3 months or something.
Camel toe in the mirror, that's a first!
Is this how male Coco puts on his makeup, too?
I want to go to his show, but I'm poor and Mexican. Sad times all around, kids.
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I may be 22 years old, but once I got my ass in that position, I wouldn't be able to get out of it. So kudos to her and her flexibility.
I can see her cameltoe in the mirror.
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What is she sitting on in the sink a foot stool??
Her gant is so close to the mirror it should be fogging it up.
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Her ass ıs serıously ridic.
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Hahahaha thats how I put on my make-up too! except I do it nekkid...
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Oh, how I'd love to slap that bootylicious wonder that is Coco's behind.
I imagine it firm and bouncy, like some hard rubber.
$74 for san francisco....with 'courtesy fee'....no thanks...
I'll pass....I got free passes from nbc last time he was
here...and took a shrew...a gorgeous shrew bu a two faced shrew nonetheless....if you're out there
you know who you are....Jessica
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there is a famous tranny in the city where i live that went and got the same exact body implants CoCo has...
it is like a cartoon character come to life... he/she obviously got the CoCo special package. LOL
everyone on the street has to stop and look at such otherwordly creature whenever he/she parades looking for tricks. it is traffic stopping. it was very obvious he/she was a tranny hooker to boot. Although I don't know who would pay for that because the face is the stuff Halloween nightmares are made of...maybe he/she is still saving to get that done too.
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Hmm, should be interesting.
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yay going to see coco in ac!!
she is sitting on the edge of the sink, she just put a towel or small pillow to make it more comfortable.
it is one of those raised basin type sinks.
and she must be tiny indeed to fit her legs in such small space. tiny with a HUGE fake ass.
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she is beyond beautiful and glamorous, she needs to dethrone the empress of lucite for elegance and class!
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wow! what an optical illusion...this is high art! o_O
do this woman's knees ever touch?
I'm going to both Radio City shows!!! WOOHOO!!!! Love that exiled redheaded funnyman.
she's sitting on the porcelain sink, it's a bowl, they're all the rage. i have one (didn't install it, it came with the house) and they're pretty nice. though i can't sit on the counter anymore (i used to) to do the makeup because there isn't a counter in this bathroom. sacrificing function for looks! darn those stylish bathrooms.
if i had to guess, i'd say it was the middle sink here:
http://tinyurl.com/ygyjtop
It's an above-counter (vessel) sink, from what I can tell.
Ass implants are even nastier than the chest variety.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 12:10pm.
*whispers*
I sit on the bathroom counter to do my make up too. But I don't sit on a stool, just feel in the sink.
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*whispers*
I sit on the bathroom counter to do my make up too. But I don't sit on a stool, just feel in the sink.
Coco (the female) must be really tiny (in stature) to fit on top the counter that easily...
and there's some white thing under the towel that she's sitting on...what is that?
But WHAT is the towel sitting on? Last I knew sinks went inward. Is that like a kiddie pottie seat with a towel over it?? A plastic bowl? wtf LOL
Nothing like a woman whose ass is as wide as your average Hyundai.
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Is this a tour or a corporate battle?
General Electric vs. American Express
I still love Conan but the bum bum lady gives me chills.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:53am.
This is exactly how I put my makeup too. I'm a refined lady.
PICS PLZ
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KLASSY!
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Male Coco is awesome - glad to hear he's going out on tour.
Female CoCo is disgusting.
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This is exactly how I put my makeup too. I'm a refined lady.
A towel, people. (Coco is sitting on a towel.)
Now, shhhhhhhhhhhh, my little love-lambs.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
WTF is she sitting on thats on top of the sink? Coco puts my ass to shame and I got a bon-da-donk. My best asset according to my hubby. LOL.
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
What is she sitting on?
GET A DAMN CHAIR. Although I can't fault the fancy tissue holder.
TEAM COCO - both of them!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 11:39am.
Indeed, I smell ham boiling.
(Why is Conan called CoCo?...)
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