Thursday, March 11th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Gordon Boyd
Someone just won't let Gordon Boyd be great! After reporting serious news in Knoxville, TN, Gordon threw a Kanye-produced hissy fit over some kind of technical glitch. You can almost see the words "I Quit This Bitch" torpedoing off of his eyelashes heading straight for the ho who fucked with him. The news anchor can see it too, and homeboy is scared. I think he might have pee-peed in his panties a little bit.
You know that as soon the red light on the camera went dark, that news anchor jumped in his Chrysler and headed straight for the border. Hell, everyone in the studio did, because they weren't going to be around when Gordon the Terrible stomped on through.
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:49am.
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! shit what's good
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Yes, I know.
And your feelings are stupid.
@Khensu:
There is nothing I'm going to say that's gonna make you more comfortable in your own skin, but I'm gonna try. :)
Yesterday, I was working with another associate, very pretty, 15 years younger and thin.
I'm not thin. I have pretty big tits, ass and thighs, I have a waistline though, and long legs.
Anyway, this customer walks in, very attractive young man. He kinda looked like a young A-Rod, I'm guessing late 20's. We both greeted him. He was very friendly. I turned to my associate and said, "omg he's cute. why don't you go help him?"
She did. He asked her if I was single.
Point is this: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If it makes YOU feel more confident to be 'thin', then maybe that should be your goal because confidence is attractive but more importantly, in my experience you should know that thin does not equal attractive. There are many other factors. What's most important is that you are happy with you. Feeling down about yourself isn't gonna change anything so it's in your hands to either change the way you think about yourself or to change what you don't like. But to do that, you're going to have to know that your worth isn't the shell you're in. That is just a tiny little part of who you are and it doesn't last forever. It's mostly insignificant because that is not why people will care about you or love you, and if it is that is all the wrong reasons. Since you are feeling this way about yourself, Dlisted is probably not the best place for you to be. It is an entertainment media driven site, where many posters are obsessed with what they consider physical perfection, which they, themselves will never achieve and even if they did, in time it will not last and it won't change anything. If your happiness and self worth lies in the goal of physical perfection you will never be happy with yourself. No one is perfect.
Some of your posts have been sensitive to others opinions. It frustrates me sometimes because I know they're wrong, but you can't change the shallow people. If you're happy with yourself, as a person, then you will feel good about yourself, you will be happy, then that will be what people see and that is true beauty. Do with my advice what you will, but I live it and it works just fine for me.
I hope you feel better. xoxo
Khensu,
Here is my email address: thblessed1@hotmail.com
I'd like to talk to you privately.
If anyone sees her, make sure she gets it. Thanks.
Hey ESE.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Hours upon hours later and I am still traumatized by the details of these two kids' murders. Honestly, it's the only thing that's been on my mind all day. I laughed my ass off at the initial video but that damn Wiki link sent me on a search all afternoon of details on this story. Boo. :(
drive-by hello to all!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Goodnight peaches.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
nighty ya'll love errbody
muaaaaaaaaaah
xoxooxox
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:07am.
Aww, thanks dear. <3
You're lovely as well, and I know that you're beautiful too.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Before I go, Khensu they are called anti depressants. Get some.
Night all.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
all of you. A mixture of smell.
Goodnight, LawDog. It's been fun.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
KHENSUUUUUUUUUU !
ERRTHING ABOUT YOU IS FINE , TRUST YOU SOUND LIKE A LOVELY PERSON , TRY SOME HELP , WHEN YOU ARE IN THE DARK , YOU NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP YOU OUT OF THE HOLE , I KNOW I NEEDED ONE , BUT BELIEVE YOU ARE BEUTIFUL , BEUTY IS BEING KIND , DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT , NO ONE IS HIDEOUS , NO ONE
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Look at Centy with her yoga jokes!
Fucking Khensu, lighten up on yourself bitch.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
SLEEP WELL, ALL!
I gotta get some sleep, family stuff tomorrow.
Love, Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:02am.
I'm not on medication.
Exercise does make me feel better, but dragging my ass to do it is a whole other story. I want to do it more regularly, though.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Centy and Khensu, I hate to cut out but I gotsa get me some shut eye tonight. I have court in the morning.
Keep on Keepin On sistas
*puts on sweatin to the oldies video*
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:54am.
I think there's just about everything wrong with me. From the neck down, I have the ugliest body ever and the only thing I can do about it that won't cost tens of thousands of dollars is to lose weight. I'll still have a hideous body, but at least because I won't be a fatass anymore, I'll have one less thing wrong with me.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:00am.
Centy, WELL GOOD FOR YOU!!, am I doing it right? I think I'm supposed to spread it out more FOOOORRRRRRR YOOOUUUU. There, that is better.
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Downward Facing LawDog!
Christ, just don't fart in my face like the guy in front of me did last week.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Khensu are you on any medication? You sound depressed. Centy is right, if you start exercising it will help you feel less depressed and once you start losing weight you will feel better.
*says the woman who never exercises and resorts to surgery for any and all weight loss*
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by Jizzball on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:57am.
Tell me your hair color. I want to smell you.
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Sorry. Speakit isn't here right now.
She'll have to tell you her hair color and let you smell it another time.
Ick.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Centy, WELL GOOD FOR YOU!!, am I doing it right? I think I'm supposed to spread it out more FOOOORRRRRRR YOOOUUUU. There, that is better.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:49am.
Thank you, Centy!
My weight has always fluctuated. Sometimes I get chubby, and then I lose the weight, but this is the fattest I've been all my life.
It's all because I became negligent toward my body. I ate my feelings a few times two years ago, and then it became a vicious cycle. I would wake up everyday feeling achey and shameful, and go to bed feeling the same way.
On the 24th of this month, I'll be 22. Instead, I feel like I'm 50. I should be out and having fun, but I'm honestly too ashamed of myself to be in public.
I've done okay with my eating today. Occasionally, I'll feel in control and today's one of those days. Now, I'd just like to keep this going for the next few months.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:54am.
Khensu, you are still really young, you don't get comfortable in your own skin until you become an older woman. I think women in their 40's rock because alot of the shit you used to worry about in your younger years truly falls away.
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I agree with everything you are saying, LD, however, it kills me to see a young woman downing herself and covering up her feelings by eating. When she could slim up, woman up, and be SO MUCH MORE.
Yeah, we do feel better over forty, but then we need to resort to saying "Beauty is wasted on the young."
Why should it be.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Tell me your hair color. I want to smell you.
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:51am.
I fucking hate exercising. Blech. Though I do love to scuba dive, that's fun
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LOL..I hear ya!
IMO, it's the only way to maintain weight though, especially over 35.
I jog on the treadmill for an hour 3 times a week and take 2 spinning classes a week, along with maybe 2 yoga and pilates classes.
Understand that I exercise 3x a week, I do all this stuff in 3 days.
I'm not working out every day, that's for nutcases.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
khensu ,trust this comes from someone that lost almost all her hair due to anorexia , really is not easy to accept what you have been given but now what i have found that after all those years being super skinny i was as miserable as before , alwys trying to be different , but the change is inside and once i was told all happiness come from inside and i thaught this is crap , then it suddenly happened and voila there it was , i felt happy to now have to fit into anyones standar but my own
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Khensu, you are still really young, you don't get comfortable in your own skin until you become an older woman. I think women in their 40's rock because alot of the shit you used to worry about in your younger years truly falls away.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by Lutrelle on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:49am.
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! shit what's good
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Lutrelle,
I'm so happy that you have feelings!
Perhaps you've noticed that we all talk about ourselves and tell stories about our lives here on OP.
If you would be so kind as to tell a long story about who you are, why you like Dlisted, and why you enjoy being her in OP, we would be MORE THAN HAPPY to tell you,
"WHAT'S GOOD!"
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
I fucking hate exercising. Blech. Though I do love to scuba dive, that's fun
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:46am
Thanks.
I really wish I could follow your advice because it seems so easy, but honestly, any time I look at myself, I literally get mad.
I don't make sense.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Centy all my kids are store bought, none home grown, but that did not stop me from gaining weight during each adoption. I have always struggled up and down until 2 years ago when I did lap band surgery.
I lost 60 pounds and then did the tummy tuck to carve off the excess skin. I couldn't believe the difference it made.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
I HAVE FEELINGS TOO! shit what's good
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:42am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:37am.
I have a lot of issues.
I like to mask my low self-esteem with humor, because making a joke out of it just takes the weight off my subconscious.
I used to like myself a few years ago. I used to be pretty. I used to be thin. I used to have a healthy social life. I just want these things back.
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I can FULLY RELATE!
This year, I lost 50 lbs. I was always thin before that, but I had been taking Paxil, and it caused me to gain this weight.
I was ugly. I had no social life. This continued for 6 years.
Finally, I forced my doctor to take me off the Paxil, I started losing weight, it took a year, I worked out hard, I dieted, and now I am attractive again, now I have a social life.
It's all about self-esteem.
People who have been thin and then become fat have no self-esteem, because they don't get the new person they have become.
People who have always been heavy can have a very healthy life, their self esteem is not based on their weight.
Unless there is something holding you back, and if you say depression, again, speak to your parents, I think you may need a doctor, get out there and exercise, cut your food portions in half, don't eat fast food and undertand that if you have a lot of weight to lose, it is going to take awhile.
You didn't gain it overnight, you won't lose it overnight.
Get going.
My Khensu! :)
Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
centy so hot , also khensu , don;t feel bad , errbody has issues wiff their bod , as you age or at least that is how i feel , you feel better in your own skin , i am not a model by far but i am happy because my body tells the story of mah life
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Ha, LawDog!
Good for you with the tummy tuck! Have you had kids?
I actually have a decent body for an old lady, but I've had trouble this year with cellulite on my ass and back of thighs.
I've found that starvation and lots of water will make this problem go away for the week I'll be in Mexico...I really don't give a shit when I come back!
My feeling at my age is, as long as I have a nice body in clothes, I'm good.
I haven't had anything else done, except I had the boozer veins lasered off my face, and I had Juvederm injected in my smile lines a few months ago.
My sister-in=law works for a dermatologist though, HUGE discount, she didn't even charge me for the veins, so I don't know if I'd be willing to pay full price.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:37am.
I have a lot of issues.
I like to mask my low self-esteem with humor, because making a joke out of it just takes the weight off my subconscious.
I used to like myself a few years ago. I used to be pretty. I used to be thin. I used to have a healthy social life. I just want these things back.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:38am.
Peaches if we are going to do fight club, I think everyone will gang up on you because you are a GINGER
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LOL , ginge is fierce !
teehe , i iz tyler durden , but chunkier !!!
lol !
now you choose a role
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
dance dance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROyC_VxW6VA
yey!
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Peaches if we are going to do fight club, I think everyone will gang up on you because you are a GINGER
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Khensu, I'm thinking either an English or German teacher,
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I have no doubt you are qualified for these positions.
However, these positions require that you exert discipline over your students, and your personality, I just don't know.
I mean, let's face it, "Creepy, fat, bored and lonely since 2008?!"
You gotta get some self-esteem going girl.
There ain't NO WAY you're teaching a class with that kind of attitude.
You can try, but you will fail.
As a matter of fact, you'll fail at any single job you try to do if you keep thinking of yourself in that way.
CREEPY, FAT, BORED AND LONELY.
Who wants to hire that girl.
I would suggest that you get through this difficult period in your life, and if you still think you are CREEPY, FAT, BORED AND LONELY, you should see a therapist.
Not that I don't think I am occasionally ALL of those things!
But to make it my siggie? By making that your siggie, you are saying that those feelings define you.
You need to get over that to move on with your life.
You're very young. There's alot of hope for you, but only you can start the process.
CENTY XO
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Are we talking weight loss right now?
I'm trying to lose weight, but I'm so tempted by the pizza sitting on the stove.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
LUTRELLE BEHAVE !!!!!!!!
OR YOU'LL GET SPANKY !
THIS IS NIGHT CREW THIS HOW WE ROLL
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
berllini for centy , woot , PLAAAAAAAAAYA !!!!!!!!
SO HOT , YOU'LL HAVE A BLAST !!!!!!
SO JELLIS
XOXOXOXO
n fighting at night crew those are the rules , like fight club !
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Centy, I had a tummy tuck over Xmas and am going to wear a bikini this summer for the first time in years. A milf at the beach, that's me
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Khensu, Centy, Hello my dears.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
LUTRELLE I HAVE SEEN YER POST , WADDAYA WANNA KNOW ???
I IZ 6,4 , I IZ SIZE 6 , I IZ REDHEAD , I IZ MESSKUN , I LIVEZ IN MESSKU !!!!!!!
I LUVS YER AVIE
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Don't start no trouble Lutrelle, if that is your real name!
Seriously, I don't know what is going on but I am only here for shits and giggles so let's all get along mmmmmkkkkk
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
Hello, LawDog!
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
PEACH!
Mix me a Bellini, I'll DANCE with you in PLAYA in FIVE DAYS!
Counting down....:)
I've been starving myself for 2 weeks and the bikini finally fits just fine!
CENTY xoxoxoxo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "