Wino Is A Fashion Designer Now
If you've been looking for clothes that already come complete with cigarette burns, scab sauce, whiskey stains and a built-in compartment to hide your stash from nosy club bouncers, you're going to have to wait until Pete Doherty comes out with his own collection. Because unfortunately, Amy Wino's clothing line for Fred Perry has none of those things! You think you know a trick, right?
WWD posted a few sketches from Wino's upcoming line and it's all pretty basic. The 17-piece collection includes pencil skirts, capri pants and bowling dresses. Every item has just enough stretch in it for your to move comfortably while whoopin' a pap or chasing Blaaaaake down the alley ways of Camden.
Wino's rags will be out in Fred Perry stores this October.
The truth is, this collection feels incomplete without one vital item: BALLET SLIPPERS! How can Wino put out a line of crackwear for the modern crackhead without including blood-stained, dirt-ridden zombie slippers?! Give the public what they really want: Slippers that bring out their inner crackie.
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"dirt-ridden zombie slippers"...too fucking funny.
As of late you can look at her face and see a little bit of pretty there but when I look at her hips, ass and stomach I pretty much lose my lunch. I'm not sure what's happening there but it fucking grosses me out.
I wonder ıf you get a free crackpıpe wıth purchases over 50 pounds?
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Stop calling it HER clothing line!
It's just the same old Fred perry stuff with the Wino endorsement slapped on.
Amy could design for the American Ballet Theater's upcoming production of GREASE.
That's about it.
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Aside from the nasty ballet slippers, I LOVE Amy's style. I'd totally buy her clothes.
i'm such a crackhead cuz i live in my ballet slippers too they r the BEST for ppl who hate shoes. I'd rather always be barefoot so i thought shit if i'm going to be forced to wear shoes in public this is the next best thing to barefoot
It looks totally John Waters to me - a freak with red lips, capri pants and a fag up her nose who looks like she came out of a 1960s Baltimore trailer park, ready to show The Squares how it's done.
For that ill give her credit.
Eh, I'd dress from Amy Winehouse's clothing line. All craziness aside, she dresses pretty cute.
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amy, put out another album!!!!!!!!!!! anyone who lives near a hot topic and charlette rousse can get those clothes.
Are the matching crackhives included, or do you have to buy those separately?
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Eh, Louise_Brooks already said it.
What's the point in designing shit you're already wearing? Oh yeah, money. I hope this crap isn't expensive.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 3:56pm.
Did she just look at her closet and draw what was already in there?
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Did she just look at her closet and draw what was already in there?
Yippie Skippie, just what the world needs, more shiteous celebrity designed clothing. Does Crackhive have a perfume out yet, or crappy shoes? She's too stupid to move into an area that might really sell, like a line of Amy pipes, bongs, or rolling papers with her face on them, or autographed band-aids for those scabs you get when you're tweaking and picking at yourself.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Amy will succeed where Lohan has miserably failed. You mark my word.
Everyone who wants to be a 'fashion designer' should be forced to sit through classes explaining fabrics and fiber content and fit and construction classes. THEN talk about selling me some overpriced shit!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
So she wants to sell slightly varied versions of outfits she already owns? FUCK YOU CRACK WHORE!
So, what I can gather from these sketches, is that she is designing clothes for avatar people, so I guess we have nothing to worry about.
Another PR deal in the works. Fred Perry gets edgy points from Wino's notoriety and Wino gets her name in the news (gots to do somett now she ain't singin')and pin money for drugs and ice pops. Life is good, n'est-ce pas?
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I Have to admit, I love that Argly (typo, but it stays) sweater-dress. But that's because even that stick-figure croquis drawing has more a womanly shape than Wino. Wino herself would look awful in those outfits. Still, I'd love to see some actual models in these outfits (staggering back and forth on the runway spitting at the front row) for comparison.
I totally forgot about back in the day when she was kinda curvy.
I would rather Amy focus on a new album than a line for Fred Perry.
I dig that first skirt, but i have a few like that and what I dislike is the mini skirt with long sleeves mix. You're too hot and sweating in that in warm weather b/c of the long sleeves, and too cold in cooler weather, b/c of the mini skirt. You need a precise combination of weather, wind chill and humidity factor, to wear that and be comfortable. Nice but too complicated.
Didn't Rizzo already wear most of these in Grease?
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I hope she makes accessories. I can't wait to have my own junkie quik-fix kit adorned with some douchey Ed Hardy wanna-be tatoos all over it....
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
I hope she makes accessories. I can't wait to have my own junkie quik-fix kit adorned with some douchey Ed Hardy wanna-be tatoos all over it....
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
I hope she makes accessories. I can't wait to have my own junkie quik-fix kit adorned with some douchey Ed Hardy wanna-be tatoos all over it....
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
this stuff is already available at RAVE.
So Fred Perry might actually be slightly more interesting than usual?
on those sketches what are the two long things coming out the bottom of all the outfits?
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Awww... Amy is such a quirky little sprite!
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Why is every half-assed celeb a fashion designer all of a sudden? Don't you have to go to school for that kind of thing? What an insult to those who actually work hard at this!
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Bitch, please. Anyone can be a fashion designer. I bet there is a $10 computer program at Best Buy that lets you do that kind of crap to your hearts content.
Bwhaaa ha ha ha!!!
A *laugh* *snort* fashion designer?! Like Wino will be sober and/or coherent for more than five minutes to show up for an actual meeting.
All the Chavs are dying to spend their benefits checks on this shit. Their kids can go without milk and diapers for a week.
ISN'T SHE DEAD YET????
Good Lord, her head is HUGE in comparison to her body!
Submitted by borg queen on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 2:48pm.
Whats a bowling dress?
it's those one piece button up dresses like women's bowling uniforms
ok i will say it. she looks cute in that picture. except, does she have any other shoes? because she is definitely not a fuckin ballerina.
*reports self*
This bitch... the weirdest shaped body in the world! fuck, somebody oughta sell tickets.
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Not impressed. What is it with celebrities who think that just because they're (arguably) good at something they must excel in everything else?
Ugh.
Whats a bowling dress?
TEAM GEORGE LOPEZ - F*ck Erik Estrada.
i love the argyle outfit. damnit.
Shredded Hulkamania t-shirts, anyone?