Friday, March 12th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 11th!
Lindsay Lohan on the cover of People in the year 2027 after suing Pillsbury for using her likeness in the doughboy character. After all he's pudgy and covered in white flour. - jppuertorico85
Runners-up:
Victoria's Seacreature - NoAnjl
Just because you're wearing fishnet, it doesn't make you the catch of the day. - Team Valtrex
Spencer's plastic surgery didn't turn out quite as well as Heidi's. - Tex-Bro
via FunPic
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wow can't believe she wore that in public.
Congrat-slutations all! Extra giggles for TV and NoAnjil's entries, very funneh!
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NoAnjl-MIA too long gurl!!! Congrats jppuertorico85, my favorite pharmaceutical Team Valtrex, and Tex-Bro.
LMAO....Spencer....LOL
LMAO! Very funny!
nice job noanjl- and WHy did Valtrex come in third? The one who won isn't funny at all.
Congrats to jppuertorico85!!! LOL
Congrats to Tex-Bro and TV (loooved yours!)
Thanks to the hotness that is MK and all the rest of you hotties. Have a great weekend!
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NoAnjloverxxxxxxxxxxxxx told ya sweetykins!!!
Congers AGAAAAAAAAAAAIIINN TV you fool, Tex and the winner jppuerto! Great stuff fishybreaths. :o)
congrats to all, 'specially TV!
Congrats to all! These are heeeeeeee-sterical!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
congrats happy hooker types.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:46am.
TEEE VEEEEE again!?!?!?!?! whoot whoot
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I know, right?! This is gonna look so good on my Resume!!!
congrats, everyone else (I knew I wasn't beating NoAnjil)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
yeah, congrats to all winners.
TEEE VEEEEE again!?!?!?!?! whoot whoot
NoAnjl ♥♥♥♥
congrats to all the winners!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
jppuertorico85 congrats, that was funny.
cUntgratz cUntz
These are great Congrats you funny hos!
But I HAVE to pour one out for fagatron with:
If Lady Gaga can do it, so can Kirstie Alley cuz that made my damn day.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Congrats to jppuertorico85 on the win! WTG to runners-up NoAnjl, Team Valtrex (two days in a row in the winners circle! Sweet.) and Tex-Bro!
It's nice to see that Brit-Brit can still bring on the sessy when she wants to .
Looks like the priest-in-drag I saw walking toward a peta protest by my house the other day.
Cept he had on a black leather mini skirt.
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The Photoshop Award: Lady Gaga's Telephone Video
Girl friend needs to watch and learn:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY
Submitted by akpetmom on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:28am.
She seems happy with who she is.
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That's not the issue.
you really think that outfit is appropriate?
The real inspiration behind "Moby Dick".
Good thing he wore the pasties and thong, otherwise he'd be showing too much
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Megan Mariah Barnes, sans pubes, license and car, takes the ho stroll to see her man.
CoCo's lesser known sister, Jell-O, never understood why she didn't hit the big time, despite her curves being all-natural
Jessica Simpson sexual napalm? I think not Mr Mayer.
OK, who photoshopped Kate Gosselin's head on Octomom's body?
She seems happy with who she is.
Peta is angry, she is abusing fishnets.
" Tiger Woods is the baby Daddy" Believe that Ya'll!
There really is no excuse for John Mayer revealing the inspiration behind "Your Body Is A Wonderland."
Rosie O'Donnell scouting her next hot piece...
This is what you'll all be wearing if Emilio wins Project Runway this season.
This is not a caption but what the fuck is on her stomach/belly button?
It's seriously grossing me out. Belly buttons make me squirm.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Why do people keep calling me fat? I'm a size 2 for crying out loud.
Apparently, addiction to painkillers wasn't Rush Limbaugh's only secret.
A clear look at Gwyneth Paltrow's ego. It looks as though batwings are the least of it's problems...
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
Finally, we can all see what Shia LeBeouf sees in his mom!
I was wondering what Bruce Vilanch was up to lately.
lol ProfessorVP
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Do you also want a boycot?
No thanks. My mancot is working quite nicely.
When you're a tourist, it's best to attempt to fit in with the locals.
Especially in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Linda Tripp is so pretty without her glasses
Goodness knows, you wouldn't want to get dehydrated so you'd better carry your water bottle with you.
Sylvia was mooching off her daughter Fran in Mr. Sheffield's Upper East Side townhouse,
but the network kicked her out on her fat fanny and now she does the ho stroll in Flushing, Queens.
That's how she became The Tranny.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Jimmy Fallon issued a public apology after his audience stormed out during last night's taping. One outraged audience member was quoted as saying, "He said Shakera was the musical guest, but all we got was a human-sized shakera gyrating to My Hips Don't Lie."
You didn't think it was really Lady Gaga showing off her pasties and the panty-less stockings in that jail scene in the new Telephone video did you? Body double, Baby! Body double! Uncanny!
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Britney's pregnant again and yes, K-Fat is the father.
Lindsay's coke bloat is getting out of hand. Milkawhat?
This is what happens when Fishsticks Paltrow gives up the Goop.