Afternoon Crumbs
Johnny Weir finally gets some tingles....from a foot massager - Towleroad
Don't jump all at once, but Whitney Port is in a bikini - Egotastic!
Sienna Miller holds her head down in shame because she knows she's making all the sluts of the world sad by continuing to go around with Jude Law - Lainey Gossip
Kellan Lutz is a walking Tom of Finland drawing - Popsugar
Amber Rose wearing a Barbie car windshield as sunglasses (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake flirting with a trick who is sexy from the back and not-so-sexy from the front - The Superficial
An ASkars smile can stir a thousand vaginas - Just Jared
Michelle Branch still exists on Earth! - Hollywood Tuna
Oh, Jessica Biel is just trying out a new look called "The Lindsay" - Hollywood Rag
Diddy is the Robin Hood of douchebags - Holy Moly!
Brit Brit's new Maserati will soon smell like old milk, sausage cheese balls and Prep H - Cityrag
Somewhere in the world, a drag king named Billie Gayheart Dane is filing a copyright infringement lawsuit - I'm Not Obsessed
Kristen Stewart did not wear skinny jeans and a sourface to Leno. It's a trap! - Popoholic
Call girls rejoice! The recession is over for you! - Celebitchy
Maybe Heidi Montag's new psychic manager call tell her that her future in music is about as empty as her head - ICYDK
Jason Castro's album cover is just...um...oh...er.....I need another bong hit first - Popbytes
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LOL @ Johnny Weir. Is the show Be Good Johnny Weir online?
WHAT.THE.HELL.
Skarsgaards smile is creepy!! He looks like a mass murderer, jeffrey dahmer move the hell ovah. What the hell is wrong with you all?? You find this piece of pinkish marzipan play dough attractive?? SUCIO
Don't google colin farrel or george clooney - you'll go into seizure..
I'd hate to say it, but I find Johnny Weir strangely attractive.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Tranny tracheotomy.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
You know - errbuddy says Britney's not trying hard enough but it occurred to me that the problems is more that she tries TOO hard. Her body looks fine...all she needs is a bra, panties, a fitted t-shirt and a pair of jeans that fit properly - seriously, any sales clerk could pick them out for her. And a pair of shoes that don't say: WTF!?!?
That's it. She needs to cut out all that fake hair and wear a fucking baseball cap need be. It's a weird thing but I KNOW it would make me less hard on her. Cuz then she'd just be a girl out shopping and not a girl tryna be BRITNEY SPEARS out shopping. She already IS Britney Spears, she needs to get over it.
And she needs to put down the frozen drinks cuz that's what's making her face all bloated and blotchy. Not to mention she always looks ridiculous. Give her a soother already.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Why won't Britney just wear a fucking braaaaaa!
im going out tommorrow and getting me a foot massager...one with different speeds...lol
oh please - aren't orgasms what "foot massagers" were made for?
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"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?"
-my 11 yr-old son, upon seeing a recent picture of Brad Pitt (yes, my kid IS the awesome)
don't bitches know to look in that piece of mirror after a snort o' horse?.
Alexander Skarsgard's smile is making me tingle so does Johnny Weir,
Check out this really cool video by French singer Sebastien Tellier. The name of the song is 'Look.'
http://vimeo.com/9943586
And I guess Maserati's make her nipples hard. I can't really hate on her for that. For letting me SEE that maybe....
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Finally, bitch cracks a real smile.
Now we know - the way to Britney's heart is through toys.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
GAH!!!!!!!!!!! You can see the outline of her silverdollar areola's. GAG ME!
Isn't that the same outfit we saw her in yesterday where the only nice thing we could say was "Thank God she's wearing a bra?"
Daddy Spears needs to do bra checks on Brit daily and make sure she washes her hair once a week and brushes it twice a day. He's slackin', needs to earn his keep.
There is something terribly wrong with Heidi Montag. I've gone from hating her to pitying her. I think she's got some kind of personality disorder or two.
Wow Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart look AWFUL in that picture!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
That picture of Weir grosses me out.
LMFAO@ Barbie car windshield=))
Uggg Britshit, what's more offensive...the greasy hair or them wonky ass nipples?? I just wanna hose her down.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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People still watch Leno?
yeah this is all very nice, but I just read that Lady Gaga almost died today on a plane because of her "clothing". She is still alive but had to change.
Maybe there is a God after all. Maybe the Caca will start wearing snuggies and jog around sans fards.
Why don't Justin Timberfake and Timbaland just get married already?
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Charlie Sheen sure knows how to have a good orgasm.
I don't like the scumbag cheating part, but the coke and prostitute party gets my thumbs up.
I like Johnny Weir, vampire teefs and all, but I like Evan Lysacek even more. He wouldn't have to ask me twice, is what I'm sayin'.
Jason Castro is beautiful.
Fuck, I can't stand that cunt Diddy.
Heidi Montag's face scares small animals.
I want to adore Johnny Weir but I can't manage to get to that place.
Michelle Branch...?...sorry but it look like that ship has sailed, girlfriend.
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Why does Jason Castro's neck look dirty
he's still a cutie
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I couldn't believe how likable Kristen Stewart was on Jay Leno. Maybe her parents told her to stop it with the bored look.
Whoopsie - I meant to say Charlie Sheen is a filthy, disgusting manpig.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Britney has the saddest pair of tits I have ever seen.
And Charlie Sheen is my hero!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Kellan Lutz does look like a chimp in the face.
Johnny, oh Johnny, let me be your best friend...please?
Submitted by Miami on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 4:32pm.
Jessica Biel is very pretty. But why doesn't the public ever point out her obvious nose job and lip injections?
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Good question. I think its because they look good on her. Like you, I've always noticed them too.
Alexander Skarsgard, now that's a handsome cutie. I'd let him rape me over and over and over again.
Kellan Lutz is so ugly. That body cannot make up for that face. I rather have sex with Coco any day of the week over this ugly tard.
I'm sorry, but i think Sienna Miller is one SMOKIN-HOT sexy piece of ass.
I dig her.
I've never looked at Johnny Weir in a sexual way but after seeing that video, I'd hit that. I'd give him a foot rub and then some.
I wanna slap the shit out of P. Doody.
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Is it just me, or does Kellan Lutz look like he is missing a chromosome? He looks a wee bit simian, too.
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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 4:39pm.
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Yes he does! I find it ironic that he is from Pensylvania and looks like a vampire.
Do people from Pensylvania look like vampires? I thought that was just some kind of myth that vampires were from pensylvania. I used to read all sorts of books about it when I was a kid, so it's wierd to me to see an actual person from pensylvania with vampire teeth.
Does Johnny Weir have vampire teefs?
Oh my God, i love Johnny.
Jessica Biel is very pretty. But why doesn't the public ever point out her obvious nose job and lip injections?
Johnny weir bugs the shit out of me.
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Never was a Jason Castro fan, but that album cover is pretty cute.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
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