Gerard Butler And Jennifer Aniston Are Stuck Together FOREVER!
At tonight's London premiere of The Bounty Hunter, Gerard Butler held onto Jennifer Aniston as though she was a vagina wrapped in bacon. And Jennifer Aniston held onto Gerard Butler as though he was....well...as though he was a living, breathing man with a semi-working peen (that's up for negotiations).
This is Gerry's usual thing, though. At The Ugly Truth premiere last year, Gerry posed so close to Katherine Heigl that it looked like they were playing pass the golf ball with their crotches. Gerry isn't at home on the red carpet unless he's dry sexing a piece. And hopefully, Jennifer knew this was coming and wore a body condom underneath her dress. If she didn't, there's a good chance she caught the herp without the fun. Sigh. Story of her life.
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If I were Jennifer I would sooo turn around in that first picture!
Submitted by CranberryAppleGirl on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 11:45am.
Jen looks good for a 40-year-old spinster but you can't fight time. She looks like a used up Valley girl who can't deal with aging gracefully. She doesn't seem mature and there is a time when both men and women need to stop acting like teenagers and act their age.
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I'm curious as to what exactly made you think she's acting like a teenager?? Please don't say its the short dress !!
Do not make it sound like that life, for a woman, should end at 40 !!! What do you suggest that all women past 40 should start wearing? Long sleeve Maxi dresses(google it)?? For God's sake it's not like she's in her 70s and that dress is so inappropriate!
I say if you've got the bod even at 60... why the hell not !!!
Oh and if you were referring to the hugging... honey, this is Hollywood... EVERYONE does that on the carpet... how else would they publicize their movies and all?
I just wish she would do something different than same ol' romcoms !!!
Jen looks good for a 40-year-old spinster but you can't fight time. She looks like a used up Valley girl who can't deal with aging gracefully. She doesn't seem mature and there is a time when both men and women need to stop acting like teenagers and act their age.
Gerard looks okay but he's the type who will get fat in old age. He's going to be 300 pounds when he's in his 60s unless he starves himself and goes on rigorous exercise regimen like Jen. He just seems like an aging frat boy so maybe he and Jen are perfect for each other because she's an aging sorority girl. They could be a couple for a year until Gerard gets tired of her whining then dumps her for his next younger romantic co-star.
BAWK BAWK!! Keep it up Jennnaaaaay, still looking great. And, yes, Leonitis (?) is still fuckable in my book. I bet they are both a blast to hang out with too!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Shes walking around dressed like its summer and everybody else is wrapped up for what is clearly artic weather!
She seems to wear a variation of the same outfit to everything-yeah shes got a good body but it might be time to stop tanning the face soon and how about changing the look at the same time...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Neck down, Chiniston is f***able.
Neck Up....her chin can take an eye out.
Another crapfest from this no-talent chick.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
As much as she's hated by almost everyone in the media (never understood for what reason exactly)... Jen looks DAMN HOT here!!! Look at those legs, that body, the dress, those heels and hair... *drool*
I would KILL to have a body like hers in my 40's... heck even in my 30's !!!
Don't believe for a second though that they're a couple... just good friends it seems!
Not too excited about the movie too... maybe Jen should explore other options now... like producing or directing, or maybe even a horror flick for a change!?! It could work !
Butler is constipated
this Anuston is sick , go away allready
no chemistry at all
I am just so sick of Anniston, an average actress treated like she is Garbo. Don't get it and never will.
i don't get it - gerard butler was on fire after "300" but ever since "p.s. i love you" he has only done rom-coms. he could've been the next clive owen! what the fuck
Is Gerard really a douche, or does he always get douche-y roles?
It's an honest question. I don't know a lot about the dude.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
What happened to the Jen from Office Space? She wasn't so contrived. Quit muggin & huggin for some lame ass movie and get to some real f***in with a non-Gerry guy.
BTW - Dlisters - you hos make my unemployment more bearable. Gracias.
Sorry! That guy is fug as hell. Sorry old maniston can only pretend to date the man of the moment to keep her name in the press. Lord knows that gets more attention then the gawd-awful movies she is in.
They look as genuinely excited to be at their premier as SJP and Hugh Grant did for the premier of Did you hear about the Morgans?.
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Do you also want a boycot?
No thanks. My mancot is working quite nicely.
JenHens also roost over at ianundercover.hack
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK
No Words ♥ She's lookin pretty hot for a desperate hag, I must say.
Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston in: "The Ugly Untruth"
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
She is a hot cat lady, I'll give her that. Woot, woot! Or should I say...BAWK BAWK!
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 9:23pm.
Damn those LEGS! And those shoes! Go spinster!!!
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TEAM SPINSTER! TEAM LEGS!
(hi, sweetas!)
Is she getting a little chunky? LOL!
Damn those LEGS! And those shoes! Go spinster!!!
a cathegory is something you use to remove hypocites from sheep.
The fourth thumbnail looks like they are anticipating making the "over the moon" announcement.
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What's a cathegory???? It sounds like an exploratory catheter...*crossing tiger legs*...No gracias...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Checked out FF...odd site...had trouble finding anything relevant.
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uh oh MK, you continue this despisable witch hunt. YOU WILL come with that explanation ready. WORD!!
hypocite x 2 and don't even you're all in the same cathegory as sheeps!!
:) awesome sheeps
Aniston reminds me of the dorky girl that sits in lunch period constantly talking about her super great boyfriend that doesn't exist.
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What is she..... Jan Brady ? WTF?
Dorky girl? I'm sure alot of people wouldn't mind her level of dorkiness .... especially with the $100 million she sits on.
I doubt there's any fucky times going on, they're hos working the ho stroll hard to pimp out this sure to be crapfest. At least she shaves her GD legs, which I'd like to have, btw.....and that ring.....and those shoes.
Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:18pm.
And if Jennifer Anniston considers herself asexual, chances are no man has ever gotten her off, not even Brad. Sex is pretty damn boring when you never hit that high point. From what I hear some women are near impossible to get off.
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Yep, cuz they asexshul...Shit happens. What can you do?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anniston should take a page out of Julia Robert's book and settle for some ordinary guy who loves her.
And if Jennifer Anniston considers herself asexual, chances are no man has ever gotten her off, not even Brad. Sex is pretty damn boring when you never hit that high point. From what I hear some women are near impossible to get off.
He looks like he's doing most of the hugging. He did it with that Heigl also. I think he really enjoys the fucking around rumors he's known for. She looks hot here. Finally got some volume in that hair, though I wish she would WEAR COLOR.
And yeah, she does seem asexual. That Ian whatever guy said that she and BillyGoat slept in separate rooms at once point because she wasn't into the sex. Sometimes I wonder if she's a lesbian who doesn't know it. Or maybe she really is that rare asexual creature.
This man is just lame and uninteresting. He'll sex anything with a hole whether it be woman, man, animal, gloryhole, blow up doll.. whatever. Boring unattractive manwhore. Can we stop getting news about him?
He is not 'ugly' though looks are completely subjective, he however has that Tall Man bit working in his favour clearly something the majority of Hollywood actors lack.. I was shocked how many were under 5'7" .. me likey the Tall Mens
Submitted by Soy on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:01pm.
You know, if she has found someone, I'm actually happy for her. She may not be the most exciting celeb, but she has never pissed me off and I respect her. I guess someone people are saying that their body language says otherwise, which is possible for I am no expert on the matter, but from these pictures it looks like she's happy.
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Uh, did you see the pictures of him all over women on at least two different continents lately?
I kinda think Jen is asekshul. I mean, she's got a hot body, great hair (a slight butter face but not too much), BUT she do not bring on DA SEKS in any photo shoot in which she tries. It's either lacking entirely or it's too contrived...or it's like 'WEEEEEEEE! Isn't sex funnnnn?' No, it's not when you want to get pinned to the wall FUCKED, it's serious bidness...Jen as a seks symbol is an EPIC FAIL. Angie as anything but is a partial fail...(she's a great actress as long as she's playing a sociopathic junkie who catapaults to fame... i.e., herself...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:25pm.
The loons haven't shown up yet?
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it may be a real ban. you guys need to spread some hate. maybe that will work ;-). bbl.
You know, if she has found someone, I'm actually happy for her. She may not be the most exciting celeb, but she has never pissed me off and I respect her. I guess someone people are saying that their body language says otherwise, which is possible for I am no expert on the matter, but from these pictures it looks like she's happy.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:25pm.
The loons haven't shown up yet?
I'll be back. Can someone bring some Sno-caps, Sugar Babies and a few of Evil_Cupcakes relatives and put them in peopleperson's tent for me? I'm PMSing and need comfort food for the show. :p
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I have my great aunts and uncles boxed and ready for you EvilShoe!
*ties string on box, sends them Fed Ex*
Ha ha! I still feel so honored for having a runner-up name for the perf-ewwwww-m.
*trips over my own gauntlet*
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Let me see if I can help *rolls up sleeves, takes a deep breath*
Jen and JENHAGS are all lonely old maid cat ladies who don't have men and will never have men because they are all stage 5 clingers! JenniePoo is SOOOOOOO needy. Her desperation is obvious and anyone who can't see that is a loon.
*reports self*
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:26pm.
Oh shit, snowy went and threw down the gauntlet and posted that link. It's on now.
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TEAM SNOWY'S GAUNTLET
Submitted by shopaholic on Thu, 03/11/2010 - 7:29pm.
@ Evil Shoe....I have peanut M&Ms if that will work.
Ummmm, yep! Thanks whore! I'll be back. I have to go watch Har Har Har Thursdays on Cartoon Network with my little pumpkin for a while. :)
I'm out! Have fun everrbotty.
@ Evil Shoe....I have peanut M&Ms if that will work.
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*fist pumps air*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT SNOWY!
im so sick of these two morons...he is so nasty!!!
Shopaholic - brace yourself. You might want to prepare as you would for JJ....tin foil suit, pitch fork, torches.....etc.
@ kevinvt83....thanks very much!! :)
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