Monday, March 15th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Sly Stone (67)
Eva Amurri (25)
Kellan Lutz (25)
Will.i.am (35)
Eva Longoria (35)
Mark Hoppus (38)
Penny Lancaster (39)
Kim Raver (41)
Mark McGrath (42)
Bret Michaels (47)
Terence Trent D'Arby (48)
Fabio (51)
Renny Harlin (51)
Dee Snider (55)
David Cronenberg (67)
Judd Hirsch (75)

Posted by: Michael K


That's Sly Stone!? I seriously thought that was gonna be a story on Quween on the scene's friend and partner in crime, lol! Well, many more happy bdays Sly!

Snideychick sez:

Happy Birthday fellow Finn Rennie Harlin!

You list half a dozen irrelevant musicians' birthdays and leave out Phil Lesh's 70th?

Happy birthday to my favorite fictional cabbie of all time. Happy 75th, Judd! "Taxi", another show I probably should not have been watching at 6 years old, but those things happen.

madam ex's picture

Damn Sly is 67, wow....Sly Stone is the shit...Happy Birthday to everyone else.

BangoSkank's picture

Happy Birthday Cronenberg, you mad bastard you.

Soultonic's picture

Happy B-day to Will.I.Am and Eva Longoria! Keep doing what you do!

Happy birthday Sly Stone.

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mslewis's picture

Dayum!! I thought Sly Stone was dead!! I swear I thought he died of an OD years ago. Wonder who I have him confused with!!! Rick James, maybe? Well, Happy B'day, Sly. Keep on kicking!!

kanderso's picture

For some reason I thought Eva Longoria was was in her 40s. She doesn't look particularly old, but she seems pretty mature for some reason. Like...Rachel McAdams is only a couple years younger than Eva. That seems odd.

Is it her taste in clothes?

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Hockey fan's picture

Ahhh, Eva LongWHOREia is still hanging desperately to that 35 number, isn't she?
Oh well, in ten years (if anyone remembers who she is) she can have that all-important, once-in-a-Catherine-Zeta-Jones-lifetime 40th birthday party, and have a huge (press-filled) party to crow about how great it is to be 40.
gag me.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Happy Birfday, all~!

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filthy cute's picture

Hey, guys, remember Fabio got hit in the face by a bird while riding a roller coaster?

I've never laughed so hard at a mini-item in People magazine in all my life.

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filthy cute's picture

skeptical, methinks MK isn't as drunk or stoned as he claims to be. :)

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I think I say this every year but when I was a child in the very late 1960s he was arraigned for a speeding ticket on the turnpike at my dad's JP office. Sly, I mean.

SiennaD's picture

Happy B-day, Sly. Hope you're on time for your b-day party (my mother is still rambling all po'ed because he didn't show up to a concert she paid good money for). He was like Prince/Dave Chappelle/George Clinton all rolled up into one crazy little ball.
Come on, the man is 67 and he's earned his crazy card. He was so talented and never got enough respect and MK I'm amazed you put him up. You really do know music (and crazy)!
He and and crazy mini-me Terence Trent D'arby were born on the same day ?! Happy bday to you too

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

HB Fabio!
Still waiting for my phone call!

Emeriesan's picture

HB Karl Lagerfeld! .. oh wait.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

someone needs to tell Sly that the Bay City Rollers Convention was LAST week

That's what I was thinking!

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filthy cute's picture

Wow, MK, you're up early!

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