Tuesday, March 16th 2010

Birthday Sluts

Jerry Lewis (84)
Peaches Geldof (21)
Brooke Burns (32)
Paul Schneider (34)
Sienna Guillory (35)
Alan Tudyk (39)
Judah Friedlander (41)
Lauren Graham (43)
Gore Verbinski (46)
Patty Griffin (46)
Flavor Flav (51)
Isabelle Huppert (55)
Nancy Wilson (56)
Isabelle Huppert (57)
Kate Nelligan (60)
Erik Estrada (61)
Victor Garber (61)
David Cronenberg (67)
Chuck Woolery (69)
Bernardo Bertolucci (70)

Posted by: Michael K


buddhistgirl69's picture

FLAVOR FLAV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday my man!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:19am.
Victor Garber is my pepaw crush, always has been. He's so damn hot!

NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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very cute...now ill think of that everytime i see him...LOL

Happy Birthday Lorali Gilmore..

Go Fuck a Duck Peaches...

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z-listed's picture

HEY LAAAAAAADYYY!

delirio's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 9:59am.
Who is Isabelle Huppert and why is she 55 and 57 today?

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lol maybe there are two Isabelle Huppert :P I only know the french actress from that weird movie La pianiste/The Piano Teacher

delirio's picture

Happy birthday to Lauren Graham! and Isabelle Huppert! and Momus the Sarcastic!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:19am.
Victor Garber is my pepaw crush, always has been. He's so damn hot!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Yeah, he was so hot in Alias

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

And, me!

Today's my birthday!

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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Sayonara's picture

Happy Birthday to all especially Jerry Lewis (Jersey Boy), Flavor Flav, and Chuck Woolery.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

moomarse's picture

I'll bet Peaches is going to go have her very first alchoholic drink today too!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Thanks, Rasc! & Happy Birthday, Momus!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday to DLIsted very own DramaQueen and Momus The Sarcastic! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Clarisse's picture

Alan Tudyk!!! Hahahh! Happy Burfday!

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Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery
Date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery.

Happy birthday, Chuck!

LaChaylo's picture

It's Ponch's bday-shouldn't today be a national holiday! His panty-wetting abilities were legendary. Let's not forget his groundbreaking role in the Mexican telenovela Dos Mujeres, Un Camino, where his ho-ness was celebrated along with his bad Spanish.

SF_Mike's picture

Jerry Lewis is still alive? I totally would have guessed Dead since I know he is not Canadian.

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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.

parissucksliterally's picture

Evil Shoe, he wishes he built you a better ship.

:)

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I want your love, I don't want your revenge
I want your love, I don't want to be friends
- Lady Gaga "Bad Romance"

Jerry Lewis is a nasty, curt, abrupt, cruel son of a bitch. When he dies, I will not lament his passing or praise his telethon's efforts and achievements. Just ignore his attempts for attention.

EvilShoe's picture

Victor Garber is my pepaw crush, always has been. He's so damn hot!

NOM NOM NOM NOM!

Dog's picture

HB Victor Garber! BIG MUAH! ♥

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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.

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Happy birthday Jerry Lewis and Chuck Woolery.

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IrishFury's picture

Who is Isabelle Huppert and why is she 55 and 57 today?

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Dark-sided!

Irongate's picture

My grandmother, rest her soul, use to tell me stories about Lewis when she worked in the Catskills. He was a regular up there and a real nasty son of a bitch, at least according to her. Snotty, arrogant, snapping his fingers at the help. She had a lot of good memories working up there, he wasn't one of them...................................Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the Hell is the ceiling.

elegantlady's picture

This dude is still alive?
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

Vern's picture

Isabelle Huppert made the list twice!!
Do we add both ages together?

Vermithrax's picture

MK..

You could've posted some well-beyond-raging-hot Lauren Graham pic for the BDAY Slutfest, but instead you go with catatonic, decrepit-ass Jerry Lewis trying not to choke on a left-ball..

MK, MK, MK ...

Don't get me wrong man, I love me some classic Jerry. But FFS...

Happy Birthday, Lorelai Gilmore - I am your wanton slave of you-name-it, baby.

snowpiece's picture

FLAVAH FLAV!!!!!!!

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misskitty's picture

Happy birthday Nancy and Poncherello!!!

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

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Submitted by original putas on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 7:53am.
Wow!
Jerry Lewis's mouth looks just like a dirty assh*ole. Grossssss

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What kind of people do you hang out with?

j/k

freshfacestripper's picture

Foo-Fi-Foo-Fi-Happy Birthday!!

Wow!
Jerry Lewis's mouth looks just like a dirty assh*ole. Grossssss

Dj Tenn.'s picture

Its a well known fact that Jerry Lewis is a CUNT of epic proportions. FUCKING MONSTER
Id love for him to be exposed on that telethon as one.

In this business, if you really admire an entertainer , DO NOT make an attempt to meet them. if you like them or their work , and ever see them out in public, cross the street and avert your eyes immediately.
7 out of 10 times its usually a hard core let down.

wow Erik Estrada 61? do you think he can still maintain a hard on sans Viagra? I know a few Puerto Rican men that are still becoming fathers up to his age.. Id so hit it.
Just because I didnt hit in the 70s.

Peaches Geldolf WASTE of Oxygen and space.

Flavor Flav.. once part of the most revolutionary hip hop group.. now a clown for the man.. sads..

J'adore Nancy Wilson.. legendary..

David Cronenberg , love "VideoDrome" with Deborah Harry..

Bernardo Bertolucci , ciao bella~!

HB Sluts!

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loveLoveLOVE Alan Tudyk! <3

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"WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS FACE?"
-my 11 yr-old son, upon seeing a recent picture of Brad Pitt (yes, my kid IS the awesome)