Wednesday, March 17th 2010

Birthday Sluts

CoCo (31)
Stormy Daniels (31)
Brittany and Cynthia Daniel (34)
Justin Hawkins (35)
Natalie Zea (35)
Marisa Coughlin (36)
Caroline Corr (37)
Mia Hamm (38)
Billy Corgan (43)
Rob Lowe (46)
Vicki Lewis (50)
Gary Sinise (55)
Lesley-Anne Down (56)
Kurt Russell (59)
Patrick Duffy (61)

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Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:10pm.

31?!?! LMAO X-D

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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:56pm.

Now I know how Patrick Duffy got his name. Methinks Coco is older than 31.

Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:46pm.

Happy Birthday Gary Sinise!

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Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:00pm.

I don't know what's funnier...the fact that she or it or whatever the fak it is states she's "31" or the fact that someone actually wants to stick their d*ck in this skank.

After all "if it looks like a skank and walks like skank".

Poor girl has "daddy issues" written alllllll over that implanted ass.

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Submitted by taliaann on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:54pm.

Happy birthday, Caroline Corr. A lovely Irish lass.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:46pm.

*sticks candle in Coco's ass* Happy B-day to the ass that could literally stop a "clock".

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Submitted by Frost on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:32pm.

The Golden Gate and the Fremont Street Experience in the background are what make this classy.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:05pm.

Such a demure young lady. HB Coco! :)

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Submitted by WrathOGrapes on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 5:44pm.

I honestly don't understand why anyone wants their ass to be BIGGER!! And FLAUNTS IT!!

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Submitted by ZombieKate on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 4:26pm.

31 my ass!

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Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 4:25pm.

Happy Birthday, Mistress of A Thousand Asses!!!

Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 3:29pm.

Coco has been 31 for 10 years, gimme a break!

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Submitted by moomarse on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 2:25pm.

Happy Birthday, you big fat ass!!! Slappy, slappy!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:15pm.

CoCo is 31? That might be the poundage on just one half of her ginormous ass, but not her age. She saw 31 so long ago she can't remember what it looked like. Puh-leeze.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:48pm.

*kisses Coco's ass*

Huffy Barfday, gurlfriend!

And all you other hos too!

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Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:48pm.

BTW what is that seam on the dress near the bottom its bothering the shit out of me, she obviously isnt wearing panties, and for them to make a stitching on a dress like that is insane, its just a piece of spandex w/the holes cut out, what the fuck is that??? Goes insane over the stupidest things, I need help.

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Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:45pm.

OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY COCO, no matter what lye you say, your ass deserves to have the best birthday today ever.

Happy B'day to the rest, especially Leslie Anne Downs, excellent actress.

HAPPY ST. PATTYS DAY ALL D-LISTERS!

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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:38pm.

Caroline Corr is 37! Who would've thought you were a fan, MK?

Great minds trapped in ugly sluts bodies do think alike, no?

And I can't help but love Coco. She's assmerizing

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Submitted by WildGuy on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:38pm.

sorry, that picture caught me off guard. I'm going to have to continue my dry-heaving off the internet ... happy birthday to everybody else

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:26pm.

Coco is 31? Ha ha ha!! Add a decade to that number, honey.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:45am.

Coco's younger than me.... WHAT?!

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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:28am.

Jellis jellis jellis. Happy Bday Coco, big assed mama.

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Submitted by lovemyboy on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:12am.

co-co is 31! I thought she was about 45!

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Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:01am.

Billy & Melissa have the same birthday?? That's werid.

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Submitted by snuffy on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:58am.

Happy Birthday Billy Corgan, Melissa Auf der Maur, Dean Proffitt & Frank Lambert!

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Submitted by Wonder Woman on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:42am.

oHHHHH COCO...owes MK a huge kiss for putting the wrong age on here....

Happy Birthday to all the HOT sluts....

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:40am.

CoCo's 31?!... her ass is 5, right?...

happy b-day, Vicki Lewis!... i love "Newsradio"

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Submitted by Possum on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:36am.

CoCo is 31? Oh, BWAAHAHAHHAAA

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Submitted by Francine on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:22am.

31? No, try 47.

Submitted by ja_guide on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:21am.

Happy birthday Patrick Duffy.

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Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:18am.

Coco is 31?! Whatever. If she's 31, I'm 5.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:27am.

How weird , I dreamt about Coco last night! ew. Wont say HB to her either because Ice T will.

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Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:14am.

Happy Birthday, Rob Lowe - you are one of the hottest men alive EVAH. You are the reason I was so totally obsessed with West Wing. Thanks for that.

Coco's ass deserves it's own birthday.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:00am.

I saw those beach photos, this trick is not 31 and she doesn't look like this without some major photoshop!

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Submitted by PinkPostIt on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:00am.

Maybe her butt implants are 31.

Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:00am.

Happy Birthday,...um....er...Kurt Russel...and...um, Rob Lowe. Tough list.

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:22am.

CoCo is such a skanky piece of untalented garbage. 31, my ass. Maybe in Leprechaun years!

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Submitted by anon on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:21am.

31 HER ASS!!!

hahaha!

and since when do people use italics fonts to sign their name??? oh wait it matches the dress!

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Submitted by YesIownPanties on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:19am.

i refuse to believe that this ho fo' sho' is younger than i am.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:13am.

could she be any more disgusting? I just do not see how anyone could find this woman hot.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:49am.

chicagokristi:

You're too sweet.

Coco is on the ho stroll.

The end.

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:48am.

@ The Breakdown- she's on Fremont Street in "old" Vegas (downtown). My friend who lives there refers to it as "Dirty Vegas", so Coco definitely fits in there...!

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:46am.

A birthday slut in the truest sense of the word. And she's only 31? Wow- she looks rode hard put away wet- and that's not a good thing.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:46am.

Look at the background.

This ho is on a public street in that sluttire!

I wonder what new parts she will get for her 10th 31st birthday?

Ice-T needs to buy this skank a brain!

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Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:45am.

Happy B-Day gorgeous! They need to make a mold out of Coco's ass and put it in a museum.

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:38am.

31? Riiiiiiiight.

HB, Billy Corgan!

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:38am.

The Man from Atlantis shares a birthday with Coco (31?!?!?).

LolaBella, you think Gary Sinise is sexy? He's got those squinty eyes and pinched nose and always looks like he smells something stinky.

Have a nice day, all!

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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:31am.

I've been seeing way too much of this woman's fat ass on my gossip sites lately. Exactly what is she known for other than her butt?

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Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:31am.

Dammit, I wore the SAME thing today!

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:19am.

31 seems right. Her arse implants are each probably about 15 years old, and her H cups are about a year old, so that makes 31.

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