Thursday, March 18th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Mike Rowe (48)
Lykke Li (24)
Sophia Myles (30)
Adam Levine (31)
Danneel Harris (31)
Sutton Foster (35)
Evan and Jaron (36)
Dane Cook (38)
Queen Latifah (40)
Vanessa Williams (47)
Irene Cara (48)
Luc Besson (51)
John Kander (83)
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Mike Rowe is a hottie, but he is worse of a whore than Ryan Seacrest ffs. I hear his voice-overs on almost half the programming on tlc or whatever the hell channel it is. AND commercials and shit. Get it while you can Mike and wax your chest fer fucks sake. Would be WAYYYYYYYYYY sexier with a clean chest!
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
..and MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
There really are some hot ass birthday people today... Queen, Vanessa, Irene, Adam and Mike.
Submitted by SF_Mike on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:35pm.
I don't like Mike Rowe. He's another Gerard Butler. They look like any of the guys who stand behind the counter at Pep Boys and hand me a new spark plug. No refined features or anything interesting to look at.
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CeeCee - where do you live? I think I've been shopping at the wrong Pep Boys.
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I think that is why they are so hot, they are kind of an "everyguy" type. Nothing turns me off more than a vain jack-off like Brad Pitt who spends more time in front of the bathroom mirror than I do.
I would do terrible things with both of them!
Those two men are fucking sexy!
Mmm...furry moobs...
Happy Birthday to all especially my fellow Jersey Girl Queen Latifah, Vanessa Williams, and Irene Cara.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Happy 480th to Mike and his fur tittahs!! He looks warm!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
CeeCee - where do you live? I think I've been shopping at the wrong Pep Boys.
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Seattle. You'd think there'd be some cute hipster boys but I guess they're all working over at the Starbucks.
Happy Birthday Queen, Vanessa, Mike R. (heart on him), Irene and Adam.
Happy B'day rest of yall whorez.
Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:35pm.
I don't like Mike Rowe. He's another Gerard Butler. They look like any of the guys who stand behind the counter at Pep Boys and hand me a new spark plug. No refined features or anything interesting to look at.
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CeeCee - where do you live? I think I've been shopping at the wrong Pep Boys.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
I don't like Mike Rowe. He's another Gerard Butler. They look like any of the guys who stand behind the counter at Pep Boys and hand me a new spark plug. No refined features or anything interesting to look at.
Wow, he does look like George Segal in that pic.
The three songstresses--Latifah, Williams, and Cara--get much love on their birthday.
*squeaks*
MikeRoweisoldenoughtobemydaddybuti'dhitthefuckoutofitsasquatchornotandbuyaford'causehesaidtoanyway
*end squeak*
...although the fact that Dane Cook is still around to age wrecks my happy high.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Uh, oh. It is going to be a huge cat fight over Mike Rowe between us Dlisters, or a huge orgy. Either way, I'm throwing my hat in the ring. I still don't think my guy has caught on to why I watch Dirty Jobs all the time. I think he thinks it just because I'm weird and enjoy seeing grossness. I do, but I loves me some Mike Rowe and his sexy ass voice and chest, mmmmmmmm.... Hope you have a Happy Birthday, Mike, and if you don't, slide your hot ass over our way, we will show you a good time!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Mike Rowe is a stud. He's such a man's man. I never thought a Ford pick up truck commercial could turn me on so much til he came along. I want to run my hands through that chest hair. Grrrrr!
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
ugh. adam levine is such a douche, I hate the fact that I find him so fucking sexy. happy birthday ...
HB Lykke Li, I love her music...
Also HB to Queen Latifah and Luc Besson.
LOL, MK, our tastes so much alike, except for Dane Cook and Adam Levine... fuck them with cobras!
Happy Birthday Mike, Queen L,Vanessa,Irene,Adam..
Dane Cook go suck a dick!! oh wait you might enjoy that...go die!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Mike, you sexay thang! HBD!
HB Queen Latifah, Irene Cara and Vanessa Williams.
Mike Rowe, happy birthday sexy boy!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Mike Rowe in bed = Happy Birthday for ME!
Happy B-day cutie Adam Levine, gorgeous Vanessa Williams and fabulous Queen Latifah!
OMG Mike Rowe. I'd love to get dirty with him.
*sigh*
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Happy birthday Queen Latifah, Vanessa Williams,
Irene Cara.
http://pierresmusicnotes.blogspot.com
*sigh* This year I have started reading the list from the bottom, because I recognize more people that way.
Banana Jesus:
To the best of my knowledge, Queen Latifah has never come out, and actually ranted about not being gay instead of the usual 'none of your business' Hollywood stance.
I think she should have done the latter, because now there are photos of her always around with her 'trainer'.
What is she training exactly then?
Her poon?!
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He looks like he has a big hairy ass on his chest. I can't stand Mike Rowe. Ever seen him with the captains from Deadliest Catch? He tries to act so cool as if he's one of them, talking their lingo and stuff, and he just looks stupid. Great voice for narrating it, though.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:44am.
When is Queen Latifah gonna stop lying and come out of the pussy hole?
She's 40 now for crying out loud.
Anyone with SIGHT knows she is dykey dykey!
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she came out a while ago, she was dating this pretty brown skin woman, a lawyer I think, I remember seeing something about it several years ago.
That's Mike Rowe? I thought it was George Segal.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
@ jack-n-the-pond
sshhhhhh....why are u yelling at me? *holds head*
When is Queen Latifah gonna stop lying and come out of the pussy hole?
She's 40 now for crying out loud.
Anyone with SIGHT knows she is dykey dykey!
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There were never any videos.
If there were I would have seen them!
I was all up in it and then some!
(again, don't ask!)
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Submitted by Morbidosity on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:24am.
What do you think the percentage of viewers of Dirty Jobs is? I'm thinking 92% women, 6.5% gay men and .75% men and .75% lesbians.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Rauliooooooo - that's what I'm talking about!
LOL at chinchinchinchillla
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Mmmmmm Mike Rowe, he's like 20 years older than me but I'd job the dirty right off that furry bear.
Vanessa did a video? I thought they were just "art pictures"
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:25am.
As soon as I saw this picture, I thought: Sucky is gonna have a morning 'gasm. lol
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YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT.
I also fucking love how he is this big strapping guy yet seems to get tired after about 5 minutes of labor. I KNOW HE IS 48 but it still surprises me.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:22am.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:14am.
Banana Jesus:
Maybe it has something to do with her being the first woman I saw nude. Penthouse magazine, 1984.
Don't ask!
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AWWWW YEA! I don't need to ask, I'm with ya on this. The de-crowning issue! HWAT!
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Or the video that lead to the de-crowning were Vanessa said she didn't know what she was doing. Wanda Sykes said "I saw that video and that tongue in the ass shit...you gotta want to do that!" ***********************************************************************************************
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Where are Vanessa's goddamn Golden Globes and Emmys and Oscars?
Halle Berry be damned!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 7:34am.
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As soon as I saw this picture, I thought: Sucky is gonna have a morning 'gasm. lol
Hmmmm I have a thing for Adam Levine, he just looks like he would be great at sexy times!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:19am.
OMG, Mike Rowe. So fucking hot. I'd let him give my moose an enema any day.
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Hell! I would let him give ME an enema any day!
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:14am.
Banana Jesus:
Maybe it has something to do with her being the first woman I saw nude. Penthouse magazine, 1984.
Don't ask!
Lol-I just think she's gorgeous. And so glad she got so far after losing the Miss Anerica crown.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:14am.
Banana Jesus:
Maybe it has something to do with her being the first woman I saw nude. Penthouse magazine, 1984.
Don't ask!
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AWWWW YEA! I don't need to ask, I'm with ya on this. The de-crowning issue! HWAT!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
OMG, Mike Rowe. So fucking hot. I'd let him give my moose an enema any day.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Hot Damn !!!! I LOVE me some Mike Rowe. HB sluts!
Banana Jesus:
Maybe it has something to do with her being the first woman I saw nude. Penthouse magazine, 1984.
Don't ask!
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I got a dirty job or three for Mike Rowe! He's dreamy...
You so ugly, you look like you got superpowers
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:00am.
HB Vanessa Williams!
I would drink her bathwater, heavy flow day or not!
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me too, She is fierce!