Wrestling Accident My Ass
The long lost twin of a plate of fried cheese, Mickey Rourke, claims he tore his bicep while wrestling in London, which is the reason why he's wearing a brace on his arm. Somebody up in heaven (I'm talking to you, Bea Arthur) needs to gently hit Loki in the head, because his eyeballs got stuck mid-roll.
Unlike his character in The Wrestler, we all know that Mickey is pretty much indestructible in the ring. Most of his opponents end up hitting themselves in the face after staring into Mickey's mug for longer than a few seconds. So I really doubt this was a wrestling-related injury. Since Mickey's other body parts have a mind of their own, his arm was caught off guard one morning when he kissed his guns and it defended itself by punching him in the face. Mickey's face is about as hard as Gay Al's clit, so biceps tore and bones broke.
Now Mickey's left hand gets to experience the pleasure of gripping Mickey's deep fried peen. Left hand to itself: "FML."
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Oh shit. This was HI-LARIOUS. "Left hand to itself: "FML."" I love your sense of humor, MK.
who is the boytoy? looks like Cosmo from Boogie Nights.
I love this man soooo much. Everything about him <3
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That story reminds me of a patient (that I had worked with years ago and believed him to be a perv then) when I worked in an orthopaedic office (and did the transcription). He had injured knees that he didn't want documented, which piqued my interest..believing that he was probably on all fours getting spanked my Domini the Dominatrix. Turns out that was the truth and not the lightly veiled 'runner's knee' that was documented in case of lawsuit or divorce.
Wrestling my ass. He was spanking his monkey.
For some reason I still like Mickey, but I really wish he would do something about the hair & the face. If he was such a fan of plastic surgery in the past, then revisit that phase & fix your botched up face. He can probably afford it now. His hair is just gross. There has to be something that can be done with it besides that cheap coloring. I would say he should shave his head & start over, but that would draw even more attention to his face. Damn, he used to be so adorable back in the day. I wonder how he would have aged if he had never gone crazy & fucked up his face.
Not me, SHOE!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Uh! I can't stand this worthless piece of fungus! So you lived in a dumpster for a couple years and came back to play a role where all you did was have to act like yourself...strung out and roided out. You ignorant republican disease-spreading cradle-robbing entitled trash...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Is that his boy toy or his purse carrier?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
"deep fried peen" *gags* I keep telling myself that ONE day I will try a deep fried chocolate bar but not now! *hears thighs thanking me*
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Well he ıs almost the ugliest damn Republican one has ever seen.
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I have so much gag reflex for this guy. He is a stranger I hope never to meet.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:13am.
For a mainly democrat site, you people sure love this guy! He's a major republican.
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I know, so much love for him, and Robert Downey Jr who is also a major Republican.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:15am.
I miss 80's Mickey.
Me too. 9.5 Weeks Mickey was hot.
He's frightening looking these day. Me no likey
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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"Mickey Rourke's face looks like a plastic surgeon screwed up giving him a face lift and wasn't able to repair it. Nonetheless, I like the guy."
That's exactly what happened. He's said that before.
Mickey Rourke's face looks like a plastic surgeon screwed up giving him a face lift and wasn't able to repair it. Nonetheless, I like the guy.
mmm anyone else a little bothered by Pedrito's stiff bulge?
I miss 80's Mickey.
fml! hahaha -- poor poor left hand
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For a mainly democrat site, you people sure love this guy! He's a major republican.
@Islandgirl:
Love that movie! I like your avie-it gives me flower-power flashbacks from the sixties!
Bah! have to go back to work to get this tax-monkey off my back!
who's the little dude with him?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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MK, Loki was a GIRL!!! You, of all people, should know this... tskt, tskt!
The climb out of the gutter is rough, you can get injured and all.
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:58am.
Little "vote for Pedro" is biting his lip because it's his job to carry Mickey's purse.
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Haha, I watched that movie AGAIN last night.
"Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot."
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i thought it might be his son too!
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omg, yur on fIRAH today, MK!
Speaking of which, Mikey's face still looks like a burn victim. NO more acid peels for you, old tart.
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Little "vote for Pedro" is biting his lip because it's his job to carry Mickey's purse. He's figuring out how long he needs to keep this gig so he can send for the rest of his family.
Who's the l'il style maven? This guy is actually a father?
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Is that kid his bodyguard?
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Looks like a furious masturbating injury to me.
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I like how the guy next to him is biting his lip. Mickey's face can make balls burst.
I SO love that Mickey is letting us love him again! Go figure!
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