Friday, March 12th 2010
Fishsticks Is No Mood For Your Silly Picture Taking
Sometimes when a celebrity is out with their chirruns, they protect them from the paps by covering up their little faces. Fishsticks Paltrow isn't one of those celebrities. While taking little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names) to school in London this morning, Fishy wasn't feeling it so she covered up her own face with a book bag. Or maybe she was wearing a lipstick that wasn't made out of hemp seed oil and organic beeswax. CAUGHT!
Oh, and before I forget let me stamp this with the obligatory "Gwyneth has never looked bettah!" comment.
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1. I see she passed on her ugliness to her daughter Orange.
2. Good to know that America is a horrible place to live & raise the brats.
Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:04pm.
You know it's bad when the only thing people associate you with is something called GOOP.
Yeah, especially in my case, personally. That's the stuff we use at my house to fix broken plumbing. Congratulations, Gwynnie. Whenever I look at the drippy sink downstairs with the ice cold water in its veins that I keep forgetting to fix, you're the first thing that comes to mind.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:15pm.
UGH. NO. IDIOT. You just don't understand that she is a really busy person with REAL responsibilities, something a NON famous person would never understand.
It's probably just the inexplicably weird mood I'm in today, but I so totally wanted to lick you for saying that when I read it just now.
Forget covering up her unfortunate face. Bitch should be worrying about concealing that (hopefully not loaded) polterwang.
The shortstacks are just darling, and I can't help but feel sorry for them that ... this is what they got stuck with. Can't help but think that they must be thrilled to get to go to school — and get away from her stringy ass for a few hours.
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 12:46pm.
So her children go to school in UK? Oh, I forgot America is like 200 years old, and like they are all fat and ugly so why would she even be there, ewwwwwwwww. I hate this whore!
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Again, how fucking insecure are you to think she snubs the US? She is married to an English guy or is the law you should then STILL live in the USA? Great, but that is bullshit.
What if they decided to live in HIS country? By all means slate a bitch but for fuck sake this argument is stupid. And for the people saying: Well done for exposing where her kids go to school. I am pretty sure that wasn't really her intention when the paps showed up. If anything they are irresponsible for standing at the schoolgates.
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:22pm.
So I'm guessing her kids have English accents since their peers, Pops, etc. all have 'em. That's cute. I would not be surprised if that's a major reason she's set up shop there in London.
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Orrrrrrrr the fact that her husband is English? Yes we do have chavs. Just like you have your shit in the US and the world over. Jesus, it is not 1936 anymore and even back then you had your scum. Why Britain should be exempt from that I will never know. Maybe people that watch too many costume dramas and then freak out when visiting and realising it is 2010 as well in the UK?
I guess the "Falcon" kid behind her is the kids Nanny.
Fishy doesn't observe child labor laws. She's too cheap.
She loves to save money!
See GOOP.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
But but but...I thought she just *loved* sharing her greatness with us mere mortals. I'd say she was afraid the camera would steal her soul, but she'd have to actually have one first.
thank God she covered up her face...I was afraid to look at this GOOP post...or read some of the dlither about how incredibly wonderful she thinks she is...and how we should all eat bark or whatever...but she is not the object here, it is her kids...she made some cute lil kids...hopefully they will turn out o.k., and not pretentious and stuck up like her.
Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 4:57pm.
I'm guessing she's pregnant again, immaculate conception perhaps given how often Coldplay seem to be abroad.
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That or Goop got Snowpatrolled (or faux-Snowpatrolled): http://dlisted.com/node/36387
that older kid w/the dark hair hers? he looks nothing like her/chris m.
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She must of had 2 red pimples or something.
Thank goodness her kids turned out to be adorable because with those odd names, I was scared for them
100% improvement in her face.
Apple's the one in the white scarf, Moses is holding Goop's hand and the other is probably one of their playmates.
I'm guessing she's pregnant again, immaculate conception perhaps given how often Coldplay seem to be abroad.
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OMG, all this time I thought "Apple" was a girl. It'd be a quirky, if somewhat unusual and attention-drawing name but it still could pass of as "cutesy". Now I know Apple is a boy Gwynnie and her hubby are sounding extra evil to me.
ED: Scratch that, Apple IS a girl. I was right. Who, then, is the brown-haired kid on the photo? Just some random boy?
the name of the school is on the book bag.
the name of the school is on the book bag.
"I always found it odd that she and Chris were together and even odder that they have lasted as long as they have. He is a very sweet person and has nothing in common with her. The marriage has probably lasted because he tours so much."
Shit, I'd find every excuse to make an album and go on tour if that meant I could get away from that bitch.
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"They're trying to make gay people straight? Good Lord! Don't they know what that'll do to the fall line?" --Karen Walker
Seriously Gwyneth thinks way too highly of herself, the whole shit was to take a picture of her kids and that's how the papz won that battle. And yes, this IS the best picture of her I've ever seen!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I always found it odd that she and Chris were together and even odder that they have lasted as long as they have. He is a very sweet person and has nothing in common with her. The marriage has probably lasted because he tours so much.
@KidL so true. I have a Brit. passport but keep putting off going back to live there as was always my dream ... now, not so much. The British Empire has been gone 60 years but they still got plenty of superior attitude to go with the inferior behaviour.
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Submitted by KidL on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:39pm
There's plenty of UK trash
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Oh, I def. believe you - I've know several pieces of it myself. I'm just guessing that amongst the snobbish, ignorant group of NYCers she grew up with, cosmetic things such as accents function as social collateral. She is just scrounging for it.
I got what I came for (I should be working but needed a laugh) "little Kumquat and little Rameses" and LMAO at Goopy's expense. Her stuck-up demeanour does her a disservice.
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Bitch flatters herself
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:39pm.
squiggles:
Havıng a Brıtısh accent does not equate to exactly beıng proper.
It only masks the skankonıa to the rest of the world easıer.
There's plenty of UK trash
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Word. My husband's English and I lived over there for 2 years. Anyone who thinks it is all proper and stuff should check out the chav culture. In fact, some of those chavs make our trailer trash look good.
What most people have their mind is someone with a plummy, cut-glass accent speaking the Queen's English, but by and large, people like that are the minority. Also, the "real" aristocrats by and large are a dying breed and stick to their own kind. Most are not hanging out with pop stars, actors, etc.
squiggles:
Havıng a Brıtısh accent does not equate to exactly beıng proper.
It only masks the skankonıa to the rest of the world easıer.
There's plenty of UK trash.
Trust.
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Anybody remember when Defamer used to have those "sightings" pages sent in by readers (can't remember what it was called)? They had one from this lady who was in a candy shop at the counter paying for her stuff and Gwynnie was behind her with Apple who was asking about some candy that was at the counter and Gwynnie said all bitchy and loudly, "I don't know, we can't see BECAUSE THE LADY IN FRONT OF US WON'T MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!" Now whenever I see her I picture her saying that.
So I'm guessing her kids have English accents since their peers, Pops, etc. all have 'em. That's cute. I would not be surprised if that's a major reason she's set up shop there in London.
I dislike this woman so very very much
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Are BOTH of those children Gwen's? The only one that looks like her is the one whose hand she is holding. Who is the other brown haired child?!
I love how she covers her face but isn't worried about the kids.
kathy griffin used to tell a great story in her standup about doing the red carpet for E! She was interviewing Stella McCartney and GP.
Kathy asked some joke question like "When was the last time you guys ate?" Ms. Bitchface of course rolled her eyes. But Stella said 2002 (or whichever year it was). She totally got the joke and played along. Some people just take themselves too seriously.
I read something on the Internetz the other day that said people who give their children far-out, unusual names are NARCISSISTIC. HAHAHAHA! I thought of Fishstix straight away.
The fact that Fishy and Trampolina have Oscars and Glenn Close and Johnny Depp do not is ESCANDALO!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:35pm.
as for Fishsticks...she is lucky they still want to take her pic...she's already 10 years past her expiration date, she should be posing with whatever she's got or disappear from the public eye for good.
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She should work it! Like get down and act all fun and friendly with the kids and smile at the paps. She'd get on the JUST LIKE US page and everyone would be like "wow, she really IS just like me taking my herd of children to school, except I have better footwear."
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:40pm.
that's cuz none of y'all ever met BRETT!!!!!!!
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OH LAWD
that's cuz none of y'all ever met BRETT!!!!!!!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:35pm.
i have never been star struck by any of the bitches we have nowadays whenever I have met them and/or ran into them.
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Me either. I just don't get it. Somewhere around 80-90% of their movies are mediocre to sub par, so what's to like? Riches? - there are people much richer.
ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa VERY GOOD QUESTION THAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION!!!!
refer to FB video of me jumping in the water this past WEDNESDAY! a friend of mine had some oilriggers jumpsuit in his car. lolol there are pics on FB of this so-called one piece!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:34pm.
IDK Fishy I don't want to give away my niece's school on the interwebs, let's just say a lot of famous actors and models/musicians kids
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oh yeah. That's ok.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
i have never been star struck by any of the bitches we have nowadays whenever I have met them and/or ran into them.
as for Fishsticks...she is lucky they still want to take her pic...she's already 10 years past her expiration date, she should be posing with whatever she's got or disappear from the public eye for good.
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IDK Fishy I don't want to give away my niece's school on the interwebs, let's just say a lot of famous actors and models/musicians kids
Jacko, WHY
IN
THE
BLOODY
HELL
WOULD YOU BE
WEARING A JUMPSUIT?!!??!?!?!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Jack I was just gonna say that the only famous person I've ever seen is the local TV news anchor (who I think was on a date with the sports caster). escalando!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:26pm.
my niece goes to school with a lot of famous people's kids, no one really cares when they show up (except me, I get all star struck when I have to pick her up, LOL)
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LIKE WHOOOOOOOO??!?!?!?!?!
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
snowy - I saw the local weather chick at 7-11 Wed and had her sign my jumpsuit.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
my niece goes to school with a lot of famous people's kids, no one really cares when they show up (except me, I get all star struck when I have to pick her up, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
What's the point in even blocking your face from the photogs? We all know what she looks like. Guess she could less about her kids being exploited though.
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suck and fuck, that's what anorexia does, makes you feel full of yourself b/c you're proud and feel superior for not giving into food like the rest (you look down upon them for being ''weak'' and having no restraint) but deep down she's a slave to her mental illness and feels worthless. And that is sad, and that is why people should pity her rather than hate on her. I feel sorry for fishsticks.
ok i'm gone. taxi honking.....aaaahh'm coming!!
*camera flashes go off while me, snowy and sucky do the jawbreaker strut*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
I wonder if it is surreal for the other parents when it is Gwyneth's or Chris' turn for carpooling the kids to school.
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
http://www.highgateschool.org.uk/admissions/fees
she paying a lot for the school
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 1:20pm.
ahahahaha
*flosses teeth with sucky's pubes*