Friday, March 12th 2010
What In The Anti-Prohibition Granny Hell?
If Lindsay Lohan purposely wanted to look like a memawmaw who is suffering from a case of swole face because she got attacked by a rabies-infested bat while riding in a stage coach funeral procession, then she has succeeded!
But I have a feeling LiLo's only dressed like "Mr. Magoo at a Stevie Nicks costume party," because when Courtney Love looks like this she gets a few more extra coins in her Styrofoam cup from concerned passersby. And well, LiLo wants to get in on the action. She's gotta find a way to keep milk on the table until that E-trade money comes pouring in.
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...pink lipstick...really?!...
oowww it's not about the lipstick!!
I went out of town for 4 days and this is the first time getting back on Dlisted. I was hoping I would come back to the good news that this talentless skank finally kicked the bucket. Damn.
Linds is one ugly girl.
She needs to leave her goddamn hair alone! It looks like shit!
Submitted by Initial_G on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:52am.
LOL, is she channeling Boy George circa mid-80's here?
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She DOES look like Boy George there. It's that dumb hat and big forehead.
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LOL, is she channeling Boy George circa mid-80's here?
Jesus. Lindsay is so EASY to double down on and just nastily mock her; she provides the material big time.
However, I think she is going to die soon.
I'll feel sad, too, because of all the OD's that have happened, I really feel that girl had talent and potential.
She threw it all away.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Linds seems to have a different look and mood for every week of the year such as classy conservative hooker, defiant cunty drug fucked slacker, leggins wearing regular at Walmart, and Amish/Goth/Children of the Corn prototype.
I do hope she gets well soon.
Submitted by megexpat on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:23am.
Hilarious subject for this post. I bet Blohan also has a plastic granny rain bonnet. Wouldn't that be precious??
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At this point, the only hat I could seriously see Hohan in is a beanie with a propeller.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Stop making fun of Phil Spector's daughter!
She's allowed to visit him in jail...it's his birthday!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Hilarious subject for this post. I bet Blohan also has a plastic granny rain bonnet. Wouldn't that be precious??
the hat is all wrong, the strap on it indicates
it's probably a "tilt hat", the giant
circular thing under her chin should
be thrown out-at least her lipstick
actually looks good with her complexion.
The giant purse should be sold-Jennifer
Anniston is working more than LL; she
needs to audition for supporting roles
there's no way anyone would put her
in a lead role, she's got to prove
herself all over again. I have an aunt
who chose the perpetual party lifestyle,
she looks old enough to be my grandma-&
she's my Mom's YOUGER sister. It's
a shame LL is thowing her healthy life away
when there are kids dying from incurable
disease, wtf is the matter with her?
If Blackie Lawless and Bret Michaels had a kid...
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Elvis had bloat face before he died. That hat...did she actually look in the mirror before she walked out like that?
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the headline really made me laugh. genius headline
This is the worst ever!
I think she has already dressed for her own funeral!
What the hell?
Is it just me or does it look like she's getting a cocaine nose job a la Yasmine Bleeth???
OMG Michael K. You have almost, almost made me chole with laughter before but this time, you did it. Funniest. Headline. Ever.
Olivia de Havilland looks younger and more radiant than her. Dear God...does *anyone* care enough about her to get her hospitalized? Why can't her Corinthian-leather skinned wreck of a mother do something other than file frivolous suits?
That is the least sexiest she's ever looked. But I've thought that months ago.
Thought this was Britney Spears.
I can't wait for this crackwhore to die.
DIE WHORE!
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
I thought she was supposed to have such style and fabulous fashion sense (at least according to White Oprah). Lindsay looks like death warmed over here -- and that's a compliment. Horrible outfit, wretched hair, bloated face -- just bad in every conceivable way.
OMG, I thought this was Winona Judd! She's in bad shape, if her parents weren't such self-absorbed, f*cked up POS, they'd be attempting to have her kidnapped and placed in serious detox.
The absolute funniest MK post EVER (imho!) was from about 4 years ago...it was about Kenny Rodgers, and I almost died laughing...I even read it to my husband, who laughed his ass off, too (this in response to the poster who said this was MK's funniest post ever!).
Lindsey looks like Boy George! F*cking gross and hysterical at the same time.
This bitch is going bald at 23. Too bad. She needs all the hair she can keep to hide her fug face!
hey heres a question
WHERE THE HELL IS PLECCY AND HIS AVIES THESE DAYS?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It is Boy George! Right on.
She was on a talk show in the UK last night - and it was so pointless because anything that anyone would be still interested in her for now, she wouldn't talk about. So what exactly was she there for to begin with? And she looked a mess - like she needed a bath and several good meals in her. The interview descended into a only slightly joking host asking, 'So - been anywhere nice lately?'
she looks like boy george circa now.
well, you know, i won't lie, i drink very often, like 6 days a week, but I hold a job and pay my house and take care of my responsibilities and dogs.... and i may be bloated too, but ppl still find me cute. Not Lohan.
Bowchikawawa said...." Pharmaceutical opiates (painkillers) cause bloating which is the retention of water."
Yes, hence the reason they also constipate you. They steal the water! I just love medical discussions. Yes, the reason that alcohol bloats you is water-retention. The alcohol displaces the water in each cell of your body. It forces the water inside the cell outside into the interstitial fluid, the fluid that exists between each cell and the more you drink, the more this happens. This is why you have the thirsties, the headache and all of the other lovely symptoms of overimbibing as the water tries to work its way back to where it belongs.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
she was always ugly and finally we're getting closer to her ''natural'' beauty. Honestly, if she were a regualr girl she'd be no more than a 4 on a scale of 10 and that's being generous. bitch never had the look even with a million dollars in the bank.
Lord, God, he'p us all! Where is Jamie Spears and a good 5150 when you need it!
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Yogi Bear wore a tiny hat just like Blowhan's !
Has she been stealing pick-i-nick baskets lately ?
Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 6:25pm.
LiLo must be trying to sell a new fashion look: Victorian Gothic?
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And I can almost go there until I get to her face.
Then I don't want it anymore.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 6:31pm.
Chim-chimeree...she reminds me of Mary Poppins in this picture...
Chim-chim chi-ROOO!!! LOL
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Chim-chimeree...she reminds me of Mary Poppins in this picture...but I should say Chin-Chineree...due to the lovely double chin...basically this is a big WTF??? Is the Mary Poppins look the latest craze...if so I will pass. Her hair is falling out too, I don't think she will hit 30...sad but true..
LiLo must be trying to sell a new fashion look: Victorian Gothic?
She's swirling down the abyss. She'll eventually overdose on something.
SamRo looks smarter every minute now that she left the drug addict.
Wonder what would happen if she returned to India in that garb. She's simply a fucking mess that will never straighten up.
hahahahaha I just noticed Bow Tie Dude
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
...the hell?!! what the shit, w/ that hat????????? is she attempting to DJ again (FLMAOFOMG) in this pic?????? what a lost soul.
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
Bowchickawawa-since she's had asthma,
could it also be nasal redness just
from that? I have terrible asthma &
during the summer of 2008 when all
those California fires were causing
major air hazard conditions my breath
passages started to close up-angioedema,
I think is what it's called, especially
when the hives appear around the nose
under the eyes & around the lips.
On a side note-she has a fat face, like
Heigel does, like Thalia does, even when
their waist is thin they got a little
double chin going on.
This is one of the saddest things I've seen in a while. Her parents should be shot and pissed on for continuing the denial. Sick, sick, sick.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
for 1/2 second i thought it was britney! good lord, lindsey looks 40 year old!
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Boy George.
Whoa, Lindsay looks bloated. It even looks like she's sporting a second chin! What's going on, she was skeletal before?
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 2:33pm.
How about a black leather, zippered, S&M face mask?
I'm sick of lookin' at her.
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Better yet, how about a mask made out of duct tape. Problem solved.
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
What the heck did she do to her nose?
That's some interesting info Bowchicka, thanks for sharing. As for her nose I guess it might be cosmetic surgery to fix damage from snorting drugs? Or maybe one night she just got so drunk and drugged up out of her mind that she fell on something and broke it? Bizarre......