Tatum And Ryan End Their Feud With A Kiss
Tatum and Ryan O'Neal's love/hate relationship was set back to "love" last night in Los Angeles at The Runaways premiere. The love between the father and daughter was so strong that they even Angelina-ed each other right there on the red carpet.
Tatum told Access Hollywood (via OK! Magazine) that re-connecting with her father felt weird at first, but now “it feels beautiful, you know.” No, I don't know, Tatum. I'm not looking at this with bulging James Haven eyes, so it doesn't look beautiful to me at this time.
But only I say this because my brain opened up the file labeled "The Gospel According to Papa Joe" and flipped to the page where Ryan talks about how he hit on a Swedish woman at Farrah Fawcett's funeral who turned out to be his own daughter. That story paired with this picture is making me want to run away. Grab your hobo bindle and let's give these two some fucking space!
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HOLLYWEIRD - enough said.
HOLLYWEIRD - enough said.
esp. gross since Ryan hit on Tatum at Farrah's funeral! He admitted it and said he didn't know it was Tatum for several seconds.......
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This reminds me of that movie Say It Isn't So. "Do you know what the bible says about fucking your sister?" "Don't!" LMAO!
Um no this is not the same as when little children and their parents do it. He is generally attracted to his own daughter and using the fact that she is his daughter to sneak a kiss and people not being grossed out. Yuck! I think their relationship is more on the lines of Mackenzie/John Philips. Sick. Why can they just kiss on the cheek? Fucking weirdos.
So with Farrah gone and Redmond in Jail and Griffin out of the picture, they can start fucking again.
Farah must have cut Ryan out of the will cuz I have seen his shoes at Wal-Mart, the pants at Marshalls and the jacket at Ross! I hit those hot spots regular.
She still craves his love so much. She cannot live without his approval. And the sick bastard still LOVES torturing her.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
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dusted, it's not just what we see but other stuff we know. Like he forgot what she looked like during their feud, so he tried to pick her up at his girlfriend's funeral. He basically admitted that he thinks his own daughter is sexy.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 6:16am.
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Mrs. Patrick Campbell, I find you one of the most fascinating persons on Dlisted.
Would you ever even deign to consent to my buying you a cocktail at some point in the future?
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Ick.
Why make up. Sometimes it's actually better and healthier to stay away and know when to cut your losses. "Mending" her relationship with her father is probably just an excuse for the drugs she plans to use in the future.
As for kissing on the lips, it's not something I do with any of my relatives (male or female) now that I'm older. But my nieces kiss me on the lips, as well as my nephew, and there's absolutely nothing sexual about it. It doesn't register that way. I can't say it's weird that these adult children and their parents do it. Some people are more demonstrative maybe? And, this would probably be a good time to roll your eyes and say, "They're actors." Because so many actors seem overly affectionate, overly demonstrative, and have no concept of personal/private space or even personal/private lives.
Ryan's hideous fugly appearance proves him to be a 100% str8 exclusive fishfucking hetro man.
Well. She may as well make up with him, she'll need that will money to keep herself in drugs.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Holy Oedipus complex Batman!
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Anyone else feel a Mackenzie Phillipesque autobiography coming on? Seriously tho, feel bad for all of this guy's kids.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 4:51pm.
That is gross. I once was at a wedding where the bride kissed her father like that.-----------
Kissed her father like what? On the lips? I'm not sure why everyone is freaking out so much. Is it simply that a parent and child are kissing on the lips or are you seeing something I'm not seeing. It doesn't look like some passionate kiss to me.
Publicity stunt for $$ and material for Tatum's book ala Mackenzie - I screwed my dad - Phillips. The proceeds from this "beautiful" relationship will support their drug habits. Only in America...
Tatum looks like Samantha and Ryan that PR agency owner she used to fuck on Sex and the City.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 7:32pm.
did anyone ever see paper moon?
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Yes, it's a great movie, a classic...and Tatum won a well deserved Oscar for it...Sadly neither parent was there for her night of glory.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I read once where Mae West had an affair with her grown son. He didn't know she was his mother but she knew he was her son.
Nothing's new under the sun.
did anyone ever see paper moon?
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
It doesn't look like she was expecting the full on liplock to me. He really needs to stop hanging out at Papa Joe's house.
Damn these two are creepy. I can't get over the fact that at Farrah's funeral he was hitting on a random chick who was his own DAUGHTER. And now she's angelinaing him for the cameras.
I smell a super-seedy tell-all, McKenzie style. She'll go on Oprah or whatever the top talk show is by the time daddy croaks, and talk about it to try to revive her dead career and excuse her crackie behavior.
I bet Ryan just went there so he could drool over the teenage girls.
why were these felons even invited? Ryan should not be allowed any where near Dakota Fanning
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Yeah, makes me wonder, too, if there were some Mackenzie Phillips type crap in their background. I really hope not, though.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Too disturbing for words.
Mackenzie Phillips called. She wants her creepy 'Daddy Dearest' stories back...
Gross! Look how that old fart perv is totally checking out his daughter...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The cultural landscape is covered with this kind of trash anymore. Can't they be arrested for littering?
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Tatum accuse her father of molesting her when she was a kid? I seem to recall her being on Oprah discussing it... which makes this picture even more disturbing.
Edited - it was a friend of her father's
Ok, so both of these people look dead and if my dad ever mistook me for a random hottie and tried to pick me up I would never ever kiss him on the lips again. True fact.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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you know doggone well ryan slipped tatum the tongue while he felt her ass...
she should get together with mackenzie philips and jessica simpson on who has the more disgusting father...
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
Ew they're strange now but back in the day they both did an awesome job in the "Paper Moon" movie. That was a great classic for sure.
That old fucker was slipping her the tongue!! Yuck!
Damn! This is just disgusting. He's practically touching her bewbie in one of those.
*vomits*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
That is gross. I once was at a wedding where the bride kissed her father like that.
1. Ryan dies
2. Tatum sells "shocking" tell-all
That's what I see, peering into the O'Neal's crystal meth ball.
I'm willing to bet you put your mouth in much weirder and grosser places.
Mouth-kissing parents and/or siblings is just gross and weird to me. That's all.
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Ryan's just upped his fucked-up game.
LEAVE JAMES HAVEN ALOOOOOOOOONE!!!
COME BACK TO US JAMES!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I don't care how much you love your dad. EW. I'm disturbed
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I got nuthin'
this makes Papa Joe looks positively saintly...creepy how he is staring at her while holding her like you would a lover...this screams pedo...big time. I love my Dad, but would never in one billion years hold him like he is my man or let him even look at me like the way Ryan is looking at her...if he did I would slap the grin right offa his face...this is beyond creepy...go get a room you two...father and daughters...Ryan needs to get a real life...and me thinks they are definately using together.
The rictus grin Tatum is flashing really shows off her pearly whites. Totally natural and relaxed around her pa :)
Submitted by justincase on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 3:41pm.
Hobo bindle (bundle?) reminds me when I was three and threatened to run away, my mother asked me if she could help me pack my hankie and stick.
LOL! Sounds like my mother - Sis and I would threaten to run away, and she'd say, "I'll help you pack!"
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they're totally f*cking!
*tonsil hockeys Uncle Cupcake, squeezes icing bag*
Oh YEAH!
Did they run out of drug money and they needed extra cash from photos? I bet so...
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
He's disgusting, and I guess Tatum is old enough now that she doesn't give a fuck about how heinous he was as a parent.