Monday, March 15th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 12th!
Bruce is taking the bus to go "green", but somehow he ended up going "brown". - Team Valtrex
Runners-up:
He may be new to the country but sooner or later he's gonna figure out that's not how you get transit tokens. - chinchilla
I know the Verizon guy feels a little threatened by Luke Wilson, but his new "Can you hear me now" commercial seems a bit extreme. - Sluttsville
It was a toss-up between the Asslick Clan and The Backstreet Boys. - SATANDEZ
The full moon picture is NSFW so it's after the jump However, it's completely SFW if you work in a politician's office. JUMP!
Image by Steven Miller (Thanks Evil Carlos!)
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its bruce bitch...
damn you DLISTED!!! When will I win????
its bruce bitch...
damn you DLISTED!!! When will I win????
Great entries everyone! Congrats TV!!! and YAY to Sluttsville!! congrats also to chinchilla and SATANDEZ!
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Congrats TV !!! Slutts !!! also congrats to chinchilla and SATANDEZ.
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Big congrats to Team Valtrex, Sluttsville and SATANDEZ!! Thanks Michael and everyone, the next round's on me!
LOLOLOLOL! True winners y'all are:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Team Valtrex- that"going brown" is too funny, congrats to my fellow hookahs chinchilla and SATANDEZ. Thanks MK & everybody.
Haha. "Going brown." I couldn't think of a way to phrase that.
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Congrats T.V. and Slutty!!!!! Also congratulations to SATANDEZ and chinchinchinchilla!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
These were HORElarious!
TV absolutely KILLED it!
Way to go horz, I bet Lil' Wayne is having tossed salad for breakfast. ***********************************************************************************************
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter S. Thompson
Congrats, all, especially TV!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Cuntgratz Cuntz
This is how they choose the contestants for The Apprentice.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Crab fishing on Fire Island
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Well, at least George Michael isn't hiding it anymore...
This gives a whole new meaning to The Hollies "Bus Stop" and "I Can't Tell the Bottom from the Top" songs.
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OurMissC----very good.
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Do you also want a boycot?
No thanks. My mancot is working quite nicely.
I love the tongue-in-cheek humor of British films.
Nope I don't see your keys.
Well BCoop, apparently he IS that into you.
Promo shot for the new N'SYNC reunion.
Ass, ass or ass. Nobody rides for free.
Thousand island, ranch or blue cheese?
I hope the bus comes soon. As you can see, they want to make their destination licketyshit.
I am so glad I was able to get this advanced screening of the new Mickey Rourke movie.
is that Joey Lawrence? lol
I know that bus pass is in here somewhere.
Public transportation: Even though you might not want to 2 strange men eating ass, it's still better than driving in the city.
This is definitely by far the best promo poster for that new Twilight movie Eclipse.
my mother warned me about talking to strangers. but mister i don't think your "lost puppy" is in there?
a brief glimpse into the waiting room during interviews for terence howard's next personal assistant
after decades of ignorance...white men are finally learning what it feels like to be stuck riding in the rear of the bus.
pull my pennis
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"Quentin Tarantino makes me want to wipe my face off, because you know he spits out a saliva tsunami every time he talks" MK
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I like how the 'receiving' guy's toe is pointed. To remain elegant at all times.
Everyone already knows Perez is full of shit, why insist on checking?
i said "lets wait for the train " not "lets pull one"
if this is how we act given the simple task of taking the bus...no wonder we're not allowed to marry
this is EXACTLY why i HATE taking Pube-Lick Transportation!!!
jim didn't think his morning commute could get any crappier.....
A breath of fresh ass.
The bus was late again. Looks like Tommy Girl won the bet.
Its all Greek to me!
Busstop? Nope, Busbottom.
Hey Chet. Try playing 'My Funny Valentine' on this.
HALLO, Hallo, hallo.
The guy on the right thinks "Eeeny, meeny, hiney, 'mo".
The incredible boy-bend sensation The Busttop Gays promoting their "unplugged & live" album.
SuckAndFuck finally gives SpiceDong what he's been begging for, while the other 3 male members of Dlisted watch.
If this didnt prevent the gangs from tagging the bus stop, what will?
Chris Daughtry can only look back at his former Idols, Clay and Sanjaya..