Afternoon Crumbs
Who's legs look like two breadsticks after getting the stretched out "Promise of a New Day" treatment - Hollywood Tuna
Today's heaping serving of bare breasts is brought to you by Alice Eve - Egotastic!
Screw Lady GaGa and her Diet Coke rollers, Sharon Stone is showing her how it's really done - Lainey Gossip
The gayest sport on the planet still won't step out of the closet and embrace its gayness - Towleroad
Christina Ricci is fun - The Superficial
OH MY GOD! Amanda Seyfried is wearing the exact outfit I used to wear to wood shop class too! - Popoholic
Adrianne Curry is still at it (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
The twin messiahs are grouchy because they don't like traveling without their angel-drawn gold chariot - Just Jared
Julie Bowen's titties need rotating - Popsugar
Wonky McValtrex brought her forced chesticles out for her mom's birthday dinner - Hollywood Rag
The Megan Fox Ass Quiz - Cityrag
Just pretend it's 1999 and enjoy these pictures of Ryan Phillippe - I'm Not Obsessed
I see Eli Roth is still doing research for the next Hostel - Holy Moly!
At least JLove will always have her vajazzled vag - Celebitchy
Gerard Butler says Jennifer Aniston is like "family." And by that he means she's a gay man - ICYDK
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The great thing about having shapely--rather than lengthy--legs is that, if I want them to look longer, I can always fake it with clothes and shoes.
You can't fix fugly pins like those.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Somebody feed that bitch. A person's thighs are not supposed to be the same size as their damn calves. Legs are supposed to taper from thigh to knee and then again curve sexily from knee to calf to ankle. She looks like she's walking around on two spindles.
Submitted by Libra on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:14am.
Nothing "off" about the brangelina twins IMO...
They just didn't get so lucky in the looks department, like everyone thought they would !!
Moore-Willis kids are proof enough and now all 3 of Brange's Bio kids!
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I see nothing sad about that. They will inherit shitload of money and be able to buy better looks. Just like their mama.
IMO,these kids are ugly and look special to me.
Nonetheless, J.Lo's twins are the fugliest
Those twigs passing for legs should be in the fire keeping some hobo warm. Now Sharon Stone is looking great, despite what her haters say.
Nothing "off" about the brangelina twins IMO...
They just didn't get so lucky in the looks department, like everyone thought they would !!
Moore-Willis kids are proof enough and now all 3 of Brange's Bio kids!
Sad
Amanda Seyfried looks like a character from a V. C. Andrews book.
Submitted by mharker on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:41pm.
Yep, that's what I was thinking. "Like family" is a sign that it will never ever happen with that person if only bc there's a ew, gnast factor in bedding family. But hey, you never know, he could mean it's like my mother's aunt's cousin 5x removed and we're Hollywood aristocrats (in our minds) which is close enough to European nobility - so sex is allowed and marriage, too!
i am sorry - brangelina makes me sad at this point. "quality time with the twins on an outing to the gritti palace hotel."
what?
i know venice is not kid oriented, but it IS tourist oriented, and there has to be some damn thing to do with a fucking brood of six than sit in a fancy dining room eating lunch.
its sad. the kids really ARE no more than props.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by chica robotica on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 8:25pm.
I totally agree. "just friends" implies a possibility of a romantic relationship, but "like family" sounds like "we'll never get together, ever, because that's incest." Though I'm probably reading too much into this.
I just can't buy Gerard Butler and Jenny Aniston as a couple, though.
Those two twigs can't be legs! UGLY. This girl must be starving herself because she is stick thin with no muscle or curves. A 9-year-old girl maybe but a woman should not look like this. Sick. This is why so many girls who think this look is acceptable have eating disorders.
She looks like a plastic doll in this picture. Ewwww
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
OK, from a hetero perspective "like family" sounds worse than "just friends" bc just friends could be a lie but like family ventures into Mackenzie Phillips territory.
Amanda Seyfried looks like a young Michelle Pfeiffer.
Someone needs to inform Alice Eve that when your boobs sag and you're lying down, it's time to consult a plastics doc STAT! EWWW!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Kathy Hilton is starting to look like Glen Close. A bit masculine.
Submitted by toni on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 7:35pm.
Eli thinks she only 17, that's what gets him off.
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doesnt that skank have a younger sister...im sure hes working his way thru..
what douche bags..and there loving the attention...
Here we go again. The National Enquirer and Perez are trying to out Jeremy Renner from The Hurt Locker. Not a shocker though.
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/hurt_locker_jeremy_renner_gay/celebrity/...
http://perezhilton.com/2010-03-12-hurt-locker-actor-jeremy-renner-gay
Soultonic - you rawk.
I didn't realize that Whitney Port had an eating disorder. Now if only I gave a shit....
Eli thinks she only 17, that's what gets him off.
SHaron Stone looks like a Jerri Manthey/Kate Gosselin hybrid.
Kathy Hilton - OY Vey. Not good.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
I agree that those legs are not hot, she's fucking bowlegged!
And this Alice Eve chick has fantastic tits.
Another bitch with great legs:
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/photos_large/2008/08...
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 4:44pm.
Those Pitt kids are mouth breathers like their dad, and those cheeks are not normal, they look very odd. Not cute and pudgy, but deformed, inflated.
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I agree. They are TOO pudge and inflated. I had a friend/acquaintance who had a baby boy with cheeks like those. From day one his cheeks were HUGE and she just said "oh, they're baby cheeks". Nope. He's 13 now and it looks like his face is being swallowed by his fatty cheeks. He could shake his head side to side and they would swing around like dog jowls, I'm sure.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
The two hottest bitches on this segment: Sharon Stone and Kathy Hilton.
I wonder how Wonky feels knowing her mom is prettier and more stylish than she is.
Ug. Those legs are gross and shapeless. They have no tone whatsoever.
This is a nice pair of legs: http://blog.vh1.com/files/2008/05/mm_legs.jpg
That is not.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Just because a girl has long legs and is thin, that does not mean her legs are smoking hot. Case in point, this chick. She has no muscle tone. Does she even walk very often? Her legs look like skin wrapped around two sticks. Nothing sexy about that at all. Oh, and who the hell is she?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Stars on Ice can kiss my ass. I may not be a big fan of Johnny Weir but he is an International ice skating champion with a large following and to fuck him out of a spot for not being family friendly is bigot bullshit. In addition, I've been in gay clubs with some of those "family friendly" ice queens when the show was in my town and they like their cocktails and their blow, something management is well aware of, trust.
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I am not a pussy.
@snowpiece
Oh my god...Gaby's sunglasses barely fit her face.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 5:38pm.
Are they spandex or sweatpaints holding on for dear life??
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
for Provy
finally some JO material
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/12/precious-gabourey-sidibe-leopard-sneakers-...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Oh shit, I'm getting it at JJ!! :O
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
ha ha you little cupcake, it were funneh!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 5:33pm.
I can't believe someone actually admits to having watched The Marriage Ref!
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the first one with tina fey sucked but this one was funny
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
I can't believe someone actually admits to having watched The Marriage Ref!
oh ok they are Whitney (the most boring person in the universe) Port's legs
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I just sent the following email to 'Stars On Ice':
"Since your organization has decided to omit Olympian Johnny Weir from the tour, I am no longer planning on attending the show. It is discriminatory for your organization not to include him, as he is a top skater and represented the U.S. in the Olympics; it's pretty obvious that he's not being included in the roster because he is too 'flamboyant' for the show. It's good to know that your organization doesn't open its arms to diverse human beings, because I want no part of it. Stop discriminating!"
If you'd like to send 'Stars on Ice' an email as well, their email address is: starsonice@imgworld.com
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 4:43pm.
I double dog dare someone to click the JJ link & post a comment telling the loonitards the twins look slow & speshul.
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I DID IT!! lol
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
Whitney Port is a fake woman, not a real woman like gaborey sidibe.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
OMG -- those legs are hideous! Great legs are one thing, but Whitnety's have absolutely no shape -- they're like sticks. I've seen parakeets with shapelier legs than that.
Wanna see an ugly pair of twins? Check out J. Ho's demon spawn -- they got beat up bad with the ugly stick. At least Brangelina's are kind of cute, despite looking a tad slow.
THE CITY
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POOP (nourish the inner asshole)
That Hollywood tuna guy always seems to think the most boring, un-shapely girls are hot. Oh well to each his own.
its Whitney Port that chick from the hills..
and then she got her own show when she moved to NYC
Whitney Port is a serious butterface.
oh and whose legs are those? I am blocked from that site at work
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
IV I disagree, I totally loved Madge on the Marriage Ref
*ducks*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Dylan Ratigan on MSNBC just gave a brilliant defense of Johnny's authentic family-friendliness (he takes financial responsibility for his parents). I'm signing the petition!
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"You don't fucking say.”
Hey, wasn't Brittany Murphy a serial fiance before she married Conjack?? Oh no!! Run, JLove, run!! You could be his next victim!!
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She got every kind except the platinum. Congratulations, Justyna Kowalczyk!! :)
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/354998-polish-skiing-star-wins-big-in...
Amanda Seyfried is channeling those pedo-tastic American Apparel ads in that godawful lace skinsuit.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
If I were a star...
No matter HOW drunk I got I would be damn sure I was not photographed wıth Lındsay Lohan.
That certaınly cannot help your askıng prıce!
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Alice Eve = NOM to the NOM to the oh fuck NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Jennifer Aniston is America's sweetheart, that's why Gerard thinks she's like family. (can I hurl now?)
Stars on Ice are assholes. Johnny Weir is not family friendly?? Basically, he's too gay for the show. Go fuck yourselves. I was gonna go see the show when it came to my city, but now I'm not. There is an actual petition going around for Johnny Weir to join the tour. If you want to sign it click here:
http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/include-johnny-weir/signatures.html
If the rumor is true that JLove and Kennedy broke up then they'll both be fine. JLove has gotten her smoking body back and Kennedy has a big dick. We have winners in the house.
Christina Ricci is looking provocative and sexy!