Friday, March 12th 2010
Keyboard Cat: The Next Generation
Since the original Keyboard Cat has retired to a place called heaven the world has been in dire need of a cat to take his place at the keyboard, and now we have one! The world can't end in 2012 unless there's a live Keyboard Cat on stage to play us all off!
This new Keyboard Cat has a new keyboard, a new song and even busts a move at the end. Basically, Keyboard Cat 2.0 is the Lisa Coleman of cats.
FYI: This shit might be more entertaining if you smoke a little catnip first. Trust me, it works (I think).
via Buzzfeed
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Soooooo right about the catnip.
He he.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
theresapop is so right!
pre-Revolution Prince...GENIUS;
Prince & the Revolution...SUBLIME;
Prince post-Revolution...MEDIOCRE (at best).
WENDY & LISA ROCK!
Wow. Someone has WAY too much time on their paws!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 6:26pm.
Shandi -- I hear ya; my cat would claw my eyeballs out before she'd let me do that shit! Bitch gives me the stink eye all day; she'll cut a bitch.
I used to date that cat. He is a skank!!!
Oh, Michael....I heart you as much as my black little soul can possibly heart you for that Lisa Coleman reference.
Wendy and Lisa were, are and will always be THE SHIT.
And that is one talented pussay!
Aaaawwwww, cute puss.
ha Love the Lisa Coleman reference!! Wendy and Lisa ghost wrote some of Princes best music if u dont beleive me just listen to all the lame shit he put out after he fired them for wanting song writers credits on the music they wrote with him...so much for Prince being a JW and finding the real god...he doesnt give them credit out of greed...to bad cause im sure since the girls score so many tv and movie projects they where not looking to get rich....just wanted their name credited where credit was due...sorry for the rant Prince pisses me off for what he did to these talented women...
Heidi Montag take note!
That isn't a live cat.
Both keyboard cat and this cat are fuckin abused animals
well HAHAHAHAHAHA at a cat "playing" a piano...which is doesnt its just an audio that was attached to an actual video and AHAHAHA at cat "playing" piano which he doesnt because his/hers paws are controlled by human hands inside those hedious ugly blue shirts
wheres peta when u need em? posing nude on sunset strip and fucking pamela with lettuce bikini?
smh....
* Opens up a bottle of malbec*
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Ball friendly
Kitteh is so not into it.
But, you gotta give it to the cat for wearing a hypercolor tshirt.
..."and in other news, the woman who was viciously mauled by her cat as she slept on the couch has undergone a ground-breaking face transplant today..."
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
"Death" is written all over this cat's face.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
That was nothing but recycled Garageband loops.
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That pussy is TIRED!!!!!
..a human is behind it. The poor kitty is a puppet.
that looks staged.
Can I get my 34 seconds back?
What's the difference between Keyboard Cat and Lady Gaga?
One is a pussy with talent and the other is lacking both...
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 5:43pm.
That cat is saying: It's ok. I'm totally peeing on your pillows later.
So true, so true. My cat would make sure my head was on the pillow before peeing though. She's like that. Vengeful. Sneaky. Ruthless.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Sorry, but that video was lame! They didn't do it cleverly enough--it is too obvious that the cat is being danced around by a person.
Shandi -- I hear ya; my cat would claw my eyeballs out before she'd let me do that shit! Bitch gives me the stink eye all day; she'll cut a bitch.
So Cute!!! love the little white legs
This is DJ Keyboard Cat, I'm pretty sure he can beat Jesus Luz ass, cos' this Cat is more talented than that Famewhore Bitch.
Play Jesus luz off, Keyboard Cat!
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"Quentin Tarantino makes me want to wipe my face off, because you know he spits out a saliva tsunami every time he talks" MK
*blank stare*
EAT IT KOKO!
How did the original die? Does anyone know? I like the original best but this one is a cutie too - esp with the dance at the end! :)
swear to Grey Goose, cats are horz.
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
*starts car, revs engine*
*throws beer under car*
I have two people in my head. One says this is effing adorable. The other person says don't make your cats do stupid tricks.
*starts car*
*tosses cat nip under tire*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
That's one agreeable cat. My cats would never let me dress them and do that. They'd be too busy clawing me to pieces!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Original is better, but that was still cute.
omg so fucking stupid
STAINS come eat this thing
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
People who do this to their animals need to be psychiatrically evaluated. STAT.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
hey! I'd rather watch this than any garbage made by Heidi Montag.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 5:42pm.
Sucky, I think I should team up Peanut with this cat and take the act on the road!
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I WOULD BE FIRST IN LINE FOR TIX.
I gotta admit, that way cute!
Love the legs at the end.
This cat is so pissed off its retarded owner is making it do this.
Sucky, I think I should team up Peanut with this cat and take the act on the road!
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
That cat is saying: It's ok. I'm totally peeing on your pillows later.
♥ Threadkilla!
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
cute cute cute
sorry, the original is still the best.
hahaha...that pussy is more talented that lindsay lohan and jessica simpson combined..and it smells better too...
bust a move pussy..you got "pussy control"...