Chicken Cutlets Never Disappoints
Just when I was about to officially declare it a slow news day, these precious jewels popped up on my screen like a shiny Vicodin pill you come across in the back of your bathroom cabinet when you're trying to find a bottle of lube in the dead of night (TMI? NEVER!)
International supermodel and walking art installation Phoebe Price has once again delivered Lourve-worthy portraits that will grace the desktops of computers everywhere. Everywhere = just mine.
In this latest series, Chicken Cutlets poses on the steps of an airport tram (after flagging it down), makes a sign for Tito's Tacos look like the Eiffel Tower and graciously gives a volunteer her autograph. And don't tell PP, but the volunteer was a little confused when he looked down at her autograph because he thought the one and only Madam was standing before him.
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Lacroix. Baby spew. Lacroix. Baby spew.
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Rrridiaouw woo oo rrri-ou!
"La Croix, Sweetie Darling La Croix
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I was unaware that Lindsay Lohan had a twin that looks younger than her!
Submitted by suze on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 7:13pm.
iT JUST OCCURRED TO ME - SHE DRESSES LIKE EDDY from Ab fab.
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha....you are so right!!!! If only she was drunk with a cigarette dangling precariously from her lips, then we'd have the complete picture. :)
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
What does this gutter rat do for money? She seems to be available at all hours to show up at events she's not invited to/talented enough to receive an invitation to. She shows up on Robertson to pose for photographers, and shows up at film festivals to be photographed, yet doesn't seem to have a job. Is she giving BJ's to millionaires for plane tickets? Does she work for Heidi Fleiss? What?
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I just realized; Phoebe Price is what whorehan will look like, in 5 years...
Is there no place this woman can't pose?
iT JUST OCCURRED TO ME - SHE DRESSES LIKE EDDY from Ab fab.
Also, her luggage looks so classy - bright pink and covered in stains.
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
I used to live 5min from Tito's best tacos ever.
I miss Culver City.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
I loves her pants and i loves that she eats whatever and is so carefree. MK, I'm a fan too!
Seriously, what does Chicken Cutlet's do for a living? Is she servicing Arab Sheiks for megabucks?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
That jacket has Bobby Trendy written all over it.
Shit. Now I want some Mexican food.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
"Just when I was about to officially declare it a slow news day, these precious jewels popped up on my screen like a shiny Vicodin pill you come across in the back of your bathroom cabinet when you're trying to find a bottle of lube in the dead of night".......
Too funny. thats all i can say.
Im not familiar with Titos Taco's(even though I live in LA) but I agree with other comments you can beat some greazy Mexican food and clearly PP agrees...
Btw-the dog looks like he just smoked a fatty so he prbably enjoys it as well-some of his expressions are classic long suffering stoned looks...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Ah oh! Looks like PP found a wet poopy in her panties!
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Man, I would kill for some Titos Tacos. In time, in time...
Nothing beats good Mexican food under the 405.
An old saggy hag desperately trying to look young by dressing in age inapproprite tattered leggings. And what is up with her flabby ass? It is hanging out like her body is having a freaking mudslide. Bitch, please!
When you're flying US Air and taking the shuttle bus, I think it's time to take a good, hard look at your life.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
"walking art installation" and "the one and only Madam"= coffee spew on monitor. Hilarious.
Tits and a Taco, Cutlets.
For some, that's enough.
For you....well...do you know how to juggle.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
In every picture that dog is looking for an escape route. This cutlets lady is delusional. This, my friends, is the epitome of idiocy...I know, I'm an expert...I'm a bartender in Miami.
Jesus God I thought that was Blowhan. I don't like this crazy twat anymore. OMG that poor little yorkie baby, I wanna save him...you can practically hear him crying for help:(
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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I don't think Pheobe is gay but you never see her with any guys...maybe she has no sexual interests.
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Third row, second picture: That's really a cute pic. i like the guy posing with Phoebe. He's got a sense of humor about the crazy of Hollyweird. Check out his Blue Steel action pose!
That wad of gum shoved in her chompers is just so elegant. MK, you sure know how to pick the classy ladies.
(Somebody call the SPCA to save that poor dog from this fucktardery!)
omigod, this bitch is retarded!
That skrag at Tito's!!! WRONGNESS ON ALL LEVELS. They shoulda denied her ass!!!!
i dont care what all o' y'all say - i love her.
look at that international supermodel posing her head off, and she just has regular american tourister luggage, just like us.
however, usually i love the way she dresses, and this outfit is off.
but i still love her.
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The McCanns Did It
ubmitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 10:30pm.
OK thıs heaux ıs BEYOND pathetıc!
Submitted by 2Di4 on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:08pm.
kate gosselein got red extensions?
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*falling down* that goddamn main pic!!!! frflmao, agreed!
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the two year old: "where da milk 'n cooooookies?"
the four year old: "him downstairs...."
Bernie Mac: "...Bust a move!...bust a m-f-ing move!!"
I love Titos Tacos. When I moved to LA in 96. My coworker in DC told me the one place I had to go was Titos Tacos. Super delicious. The tostadas are the best.
OK thıs heaux ıs BEYOND pathetıc!
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She would look EXACTLY like that Hohan pic today, if Hohan went back to ginge, found London and raided White Oprah's closet.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
kate gosselein got red extensions?
Her facebook updates recently have been nutty.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
LOL! love the pic where she is kneeling down with her dog. The chicken cutlet is so apparent!! GROSS!
I have to hand it to her. She is consistent in giving MK the fodder he needs, its like a bee bringing pollen to the flowers for that I'm grateful.
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Haha...Henry is pooping in the first thumbnail. That's why Pheebs is giving the finger.
More like loo worthy photos, MK. Oh who am I kidding, PP's cutlets always brighten my day.
I think she's looking a little thick there. Back to The Ivy for salads and no more Tico tacos, Dear.
(Wish I had a nickel for every "Who is that?" uttered at the Baggage Claim)
Phoebe's career is reaching new heights!
I am in love with PP too...she just doesn't take herself so seriously...a professional poser, and she knows it...and her dog makes all the pictures absolutely adorable. Damn, that is one cut mutt...and PP is looking real good too lately... I don't know what she did to herself but it looks good...you go PP and Henry...do your magic...work that tram!!
What's Henry wearing? Is that a green bustle? A green tutu? Do you see a theme emerging here?
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Décadence
Hmmmm...that wad of lime green gum stuck in the corner of her cake-hole in pic number 2 adds a certain, indefinable hint of je ne sais quoi......
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HOLY MAN HANDS, ROBIN!!! Look at them masculine meaty mitts while she pretends to eat that taco!!!! Those hands were born to fix terlits!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
In all seriousness, I don't know who this woman is or why she is famous. Can some please answer that question for me?
notice how she isn't ingesting the taco, just posing.
weird.
Those ripped tights are extremely flattering (sarcasm)... :P
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 7:49pm.
Why does MK call her chicken cutlets?
MK calls her that because her cheek implants remind him of... *drum roll*...chicken cutlets.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
YCM because of her cheek implants
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 7:44pm.
Tito's Tacos? Is this Las Vegas?
Nope...was just at the Vegas airport yesterday and there is no Tito's Tacos anywhere around there. Only Chicken Cutlets could find something that tacky to pose in front of. She was probably on her way to work there as a taco filler.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Why does MK call her chicken cutlets?
Is it due to her transparent pastiness?
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
What exactly does this bitch do, and how does she get photogs on her?
Now I think I should make some chicken fajitas...