Starring Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman And.....Heidi Montag

In reality it is a walk-on part that lasts a total of 5 seconds (if it isn't cut from the final draft). Hardly worth mentioning Heidi you dumb, worthless cunt.

kitten 666 hope she dose a great job ! It would crack me up if she could actualy act . Stranger things have been known to happen . I would love it because of all the bad press she gets ! Maybe she'll win an Oscar some day ! I would laugh my ass off ! You never know .....

heidi is one of those people in this internet social netowrking age who refuse to post ANYTHING bad or negative in hopes they will come across as BLESSED and SPECIAL and SOOOOO HAPPY WITH THEIR AMAZING LIVES.

Heidi will no doubt tweet how much she loves the foot long turd that she just released into the water of her toilet bowl..."I am so BLESSED to have created such an incredible piece of poo....it's truly an honor & a joy in my extremely happy & important life"

I need Heidi Montag to know that the Coast Guard and the Navy are two separate branches of the military...

Well at least she's playing herself, i.e. the completely vapid, bottle blonde with cobweb-infested mind. I smell a Razzie nomination, already. Heidi needs to learn that spelling, grammar and punctuation (apart from exclamation points) are her friends.

This is the third time I have noticed that she can't spell the word infinite but attempts to use it at every opportunity. Someone needs to teach that freak how to use spell check.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Well we have this load of mess and another Shrek movie to look forward to.

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

I want to comment on this, but I will probably use the Kanye style of ranting... and that won't be good.
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heidi: jesus hates poor grammar and bad spelling
jesus put spell check on your computer and invented dictionary.com for you
you idiot

Wait, don't tell me, Aniston in another romantic comedy...great...just great.

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someone please tell Heidi..people are laughing at her not with her...

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Heidi is the Sarah Palin of her generation.

Submitted by Short-n-Curlies on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 1:32am.
Anon101, git that retarded white kid offa ya 'tar.

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Done!! Changed it to panty creamer Morten Harket from A-ha for you :D

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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 12:04pm.

So yeah, back to the Jesus thing. God created you. Gay. So it's cool. Biologically sound.

God, I need coffee. I don't think I even understood your initial post. I guess I was talking to the "Jesus freaks" who don't really seem to populate these boards that much. Lol. Last post was for you, Heidi.

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 12:04pm.

Unless there's a biological basis for being gay, which many people believe -- i.e., they're born that way as opposed to it being the result of an environmental factor (nurturing, exposure, etc). Not that in the beginning, being gay would've necessarily been the best way to promote the continuance of the human race, as the IDEA of being gay initially didn't promote reproduction. Though there's serious problems with that idea bc gay people have reproduced endlessly through the years -- it's not like they *can't* or necessarily don't want to -- but isn't the notion of romantic love and marrying for love newer than it's old? A lot of people may have married for, say, economic reasons (even back to who's the best hunter) and purposefully to procreate, sexual orientation aside. Even from a heterosexual perspective, it's probably safe to say many people have married and reproduced not because it was their biological inclination but bc of social pressure. Ah, forgive me if this reeks of stupid. I'm going in circles. I actually just woke up and am on my way to get coffee.

Wonderful news.

Miss Priss, she'll just get everything lifted again when gravity attacks. By fifty she'll be another Cat Lady or Priscilla Presley.

Zomay, it's overwhelming, isn't it. Hypocrisy, it's everywhere.

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I got nuthin'

Friends, this is what I have been pondering in my free time lately. The whole God created biology for us to live and anything countering biology is sin. This is not fair sometimes. (That statement could be ego)! Anyways, I have had many close friends who were gay. Some Jesus followers claim being Gay is going against the 'biology' of humans. But if you were born gay, then God created you. No? Yes?

We humans have so much bullshit to sift through.

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Zomay, I agree with you 100%
She looks hedious now, imagine her in 20 years when gravity starts pulling everything downward. She's going to look sub-human. Seriuously these people are so vain and empty, it's sick

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UGH, why can't these untalented people move to another planet or something? All those hos from the hills make me angry and I don't like to feel those kinds of feelings. I can't help it!

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I second islandgirl's statement.

zomay has a great point but that is assuming that she really has a deep devout belief. and I don't think someone with the intellectual and philosophical depth of a scummy puddle could have deep beliefs.

Submitted by zomay on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:43am.
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Easy! She's a hypocite. :)

Plus, she's really, REALLY stoopid.

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I agree with the idea that she is crossing over from the Jesus crew, to the new age, all is sparkles and rainbows crew.

But here is what I don't understand and wish I could. If you believe Jesus is your one true son of God. And that God created biology, and everything we see, smell and touch. Why would you go against God and completely change your face? God also created your face. So changing it is telling God that she/he made a mistake. Telling God he made a mistake is ego. NO? Yes? So her actions don't match up with her words.

Just wondering.

Most people in their right minds would be really annoyed if heliocopters were flying over their houses all the time. I am sure their neighbors are thrilled at the prospects of more fly overs.

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Hekki, I guess since namedropping Jesus hasn't made her more famous, she's gonna shop around until she finds something that will.

I smell a future convert to either Kablah or Scienobotology.

Looks like Heidi is slowly making the transition from Jesus-abuser to New Age hooey-wooey.

Those holy rollers don't use the term "infinite love and light" when they talk about Jesus. I should know. Plus, she hired that "psychic" adviser. Those holy rollers consider that witchcraft and devil worship. Seriously.

She's going past secular into darksidedness, y'all!

@ No Words I am a spell-right freak and although I agree with you on her "body" issues, I looked the word up in my Canadian Oxford Dictionary and the word dysphoria (a state of unease or mental discomfort) seems to be the ticket except that there is a squiggly red line under it, suggesting an alternative American spelling?

OT body dysphoria disorder seems to be an issue for all these jack-asses and still not as entertaining as all of you. I hope that I have killed some time adequitely.
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Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 6:31am.
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Awwww! Thank you! So sweet of you! You'll recognize me as soon as I get there, I'll be the ho in fishnets and crotchless panties with the suitcases that say "James Cameron's fiercest competition". :D

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:32am.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:28am.

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*hmmm. likes the idea of religion lite. pass me a string and give me a manual.*

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Would you like that in bottle or on tap, and may I see your ID dear? ;-)

Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:31am.
Oh shit.

Heidi has horsey face extraordinaire and she can't spell!! Does Jesus hear the prayers of the entitled illiterate?

(Off-topic: I hate it when people who use public restrooms DON'T FLUSH. How hard is that, ya selfish P.O.S.?)

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It's a classic! :)
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I was looking at the post's main photo and thought, holy shit!...Kidman's got some obvious looking chicken cutlets too! When did she get those or were they always there and I just didn't notice because I was distracted by her big shiny tenhead?

MK, maybe you just MIGHT stagger out of bed and post a tiny, little something?

ANYTHING!!!!

I really can't deal being faced with the Triple Crown anymore.

Thanks:)

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 10:28am.

Her second to last tweet, or is it twat?...where she gives thanks to Jeebus makes me wonder if she's now into that Kabbalabalabala craze all the kids seem to be into these days. The talk about love & light is why I wonder. Once you tie that red string around your wrist, you tend to go on and on about receiving some friggin' light. Always with the light. Oy vey!
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*hmmm. likes the idea of religion lite. pass me a string and give me a manual.*

Her second to last tweet, or is it twat?...where she gives thanks to Jeebus makes me wonder if she's now into that Kabbalabalabala craze all the kids seem to be into these days. The talk about love & light is why I wonder. Once you tie that red string around your wrist, you tend to go on and on about receiving some friggin' light. Always with the light. Oy vey!

Oh shit.

Heidi has horsey face extraordinaire and she can't spell!! Does Jesus hear the prayers of the entitled illiterate?

(Off-topic: I hate it when people who use public restrooms DON'T FLUSH. How hard is that, ya selfish P.O.S.?)

*Stetches*

Morning Sluts!

I don't know what specific helicopters the USCG flies, but I sure as fuck know they aren't part of the NAVY!

Can't some vicious pyschopath just pound that halfwit with a sledge hammer to put her out of her misery?

-feeling surly today-

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

that is one odd looking chin! (talking abiut heidi)

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

What? Is this some horrible NBC remake of "NINE"?

World's worst actors lineup for dumbest movie idea ever.

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Dear Jesus, Please crash a helicopter (or three) into her home, and let the pilots be safe.

Maybe it's just me, but I think people who really love Jesus don't feel the need to namedrop him every five minutes to show how devout they are.

Horsey looks very masculine in this pic. Nice job docs!! I will sadly have to miss this peice of trash...why on earth would ANYONE cast her in anything but hard porn. She had the appeal of a fresh smelly turd, no humor, nothing even remotel likeable..and to make it worse has to insult Jesus my acknowledging him (poor Jesus has to pretent he knows this turd)..Jesus just give her the side eye and keep walking...

I hate and I mean really hate it when bimbos like this tell the world how much they love Jesus. It seems more like an insult to Jesus himself.

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Oh brother @ those Tweets

Also, if you're cast in a movie one week, and filming the next, chances are good your part isn't very major.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 8:05am.
Am I the only one that thinks that maybe she's really just stoned on something when I read her twitters that MK posts? I mean she can't seriously be that stupid, right??????
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BELIEVE ME, I've pondered this, but I've come to the conclusion that she's dumb as a rock.

Have you ever heard smart people try to talk or write "dumb?"

It sounds weird.

Dumb people trying to write "smart" sounds the same way.

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Am I the only one that thinks that maybe she's really just stoned on something when I read her twitters that MK posts? I mean she can't seriously be that stupid, right?????? And if she is for real, I bet she's a fucking embarrassment to her family. My mom would smack be upside the head every time I came home if I ran around acting like this idiot.

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She reminds me of baseball players who point a finger at "The Lord" when they hit a homer.

When they strike out, I see nothing.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 03/12/2010 - 9:54pm.
Adam Sandler movies have sucked since he decided to try acting anyway.

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The Army has some pretty cool boats, too, ya dumb cunt.

I think they have some Herbie the Helicopters, too, but I'm pretty fucking stupid, so I don't know.

That may be the Coast Guard.

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