JLove And Jamie Kennedy Broke Up
Somewhere in a 2-bedroom townhouse in the Valley, Jamie Kennedy is pawing at the wounds JLove's vagazzled snatch left on his fupa and thinking about how much he'll miss chewing on her "pear ass" (and you know he topped it with cottage cheese too). That's because JLove and Jamie have sent their relationship down the gutter of broken hearts. After about a year of dating, JLove's spokesbitch tells People that they are no longer together. And Jamie better polish up his resume, because ho is going to get pink-slipped from The Ghost Whisperer any day now.
Don't eat an entire Entenmann's cake for JLove, though. I'm sure she's already holding hands with a new dude in the quad. Right before she gave Jamie Kennedy a mix-tape of break-up songs, she passed some random dude a note in homeroom that read: "Will you go around with me? Circle yes or no." Yes, bitch is a devoted member of the "Don't Quit A Man Until You've Got A New One" club. So her vagazzled vag is still sparkling. And Jamie's still got a face like the creepy history teacher who tells the girls how pretty they look in their short skirts.
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can wait until there stuff is up on breakupgoods.com! LOL
I think J. Love, Maniston and Jessicunt Blimpson need to hook up and form a three-way lezbo marraige.
There has to be a reason she gets all the way to engaged, then several months later, they break up, this is what? The third? Fourth "fiancee"???
What is this woman exactly famous for? Is she an actress? a singer? Why is she always in the gossip news? In the past if you read about a talentless girl all the time, it is because she is exceptionally beautiful, but this woman is not even vaguely attractive, why is she constantly in the media? Make her go away.
Vajazzle has made you relevant again... NOT!
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
A good way to figure out who did the dumping in this relationship is, in a day or two, when JLove showcases her new engagement, if the dude is fugger than Jamie, that means he dumped her. She wouldn't have enough time to find a decent looking guy to replace him, now if the guy is hot then for sure she dumped him.
OF course he broke up with her, he suddenly realized he was roaming dickless with JLove who is one of the most desperate chicks around Hollywood. She cries into her strawberry ice cream 'cause she's over 30 and not married. What a tragedy!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Truth: It feels good to know there are annoying girls out there that are way more desperate than I.
*cries!*
NOT!
I find her to be super annoying.
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Full is not heavy as empty - not nearly my love, not nearly....
- Fiona Apple "The First Taste"
She's so insufferable. Now, I'm sure of it.
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didn't she used to have way bigger titties?????
I don't like this bitch, but damn! y'all are doing an awful lot of negative projecting!
This bitch has been engaged 3 times. So a whole lot of people think shes a keeper. My understanding is shes the one breaking stuff off for the most part.
So, I don't think shes an insufferable woman. I think she's noncommittal. Afraid of intimacy...along those lines.
I honestly don't read annoying diva energy coming from her
i don't know the woman well enough to comment on her mental state, but right here she's reminding me of jar jar binks.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
"Yes, bitch is a devoted member of the "Don't Quit A Man Until You've Got A New One" club"
Wait, doesn't that describe all of Hollywood?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't she once date John Mayer? Says a lot about her, doesn't it.
Submitted by megexpat on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 6:47pm.
Guys should note that calling a woman a "pear ass" won't get you laid. What an ass hat. And this picture makes it look like she's preggo, the way she has her hand on her belly over his. The dress is not flattering at all -- way too tight in the midsection. Not cute.
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See, he had already been laying her when he said she had a pear ass, which she does have. Narrow torso that spreads out at the hips into a plump, luscious pear shaped ass.
If a guy tells a girl her ass is pear shaped then proceeds to worship said ass, she's probably not gonna complain. I don't think JLove was complaining, the problem with the internet is reports don't give the context in which things are said.
And since when has the belly been located at the waist just above the hip, where his hand is placed? You're entitled to your opinion but I'm sorry, your comments don't make much sense to me. Not that they have to but still...
If i had a tiara, I'd wear it all the time! Even in the bath!
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
yeah, I just imdb'd her and this came up...
Told several magazines that she wears a tiara when she takes a bath.
It's her.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Look how wasted Jamie is in that pic !
I'm jealous.
Jennifer...fyi...it's sooooo not them, it's you...Give it up already, adopt 12 cats and learn to knit sweaters out of their shedded fur and the lint trapper in your dryer. It will keep you busy and give you a QVC business that will appeal to like minded 'pears'.... and since you come across as sexual as extra ripe broccoli, no worries there...SEW IT SHUT AND CLOSE DOWN SHOP...ain't happnin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Guys should note that calling a woman a "pear ass" won't get you laid. What an ass hat. And this picture makes it look like she's preggo, the way she has her hand on her belly over his. The dress is not flattering at all -- way too tight in the midsection. Not cute.
Holy damn, Jamie Kennedy ages like a banana. "Scream" isn't quite 15 years old yet dude looks like he's 50.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 5:09pm.
"Her Charmin is carefully camouflaged under a Barbie doll with a pink crocheted doily as a skirt"
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that is freaky.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 5:09pm.
"Her Charmin is carefully camouflaged under a Barbie doll with a pink crocheted doily as a skirt"
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that is freaky.
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Awe, and here I thought these 2 were really gonna make it.
*lying again*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
jlove does not look like a size 2 in that picture...
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:39pm.
She strikes me as the type who probably carries on about how empowered shopping makes her feel, buys baby clothes already (just to be ready), smugly thinks all of her exes must really feel like they missed the boat by letting her go, collects knicknacks and gets giddy about going to The Christmas Tree Shop, and I bet she's even said at some point "I am woman, hear me roar" without irony. She just seems the type
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Sounds like a Lifetime/Hallmark Movie and Lacey Chabert can play her role.
She strikes me as someone who is very high maintenance. The kind of woman who puts a broken nail on the same level of importance as global warming and who thinks bad service at a restaurant is on a par with domestic terrorism. She appears to me to be clingy and whiny, and she probably "punishes" her stuffed animals when they are bad. Her bedroom is all white with a frilly eyelet canopy and matching bedspread, and lots of those annoying neck roll pillows. She has a music box jewelry holder that plays "The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow". She has one of those showerproof radios in the bath so she can sing along to those empowering Pat Benatar cassette tapes into a microphone-shaped lime green soap-on-a-rope as she lathers herself in Calgon. Her Charmin is carefully camouflaged under a Barbie doll with a pink crocheted doily as a skirt and she has a fluffy pink Hello Kitty toilet seat cover which matches her towels and shower curtain and rug and bath mat. Her favorite book is "Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret".
Or I could be describing the other Jennifer (Aniston). What do I know?
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Who are these people
and why should we give a fuck
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:39pm.
... buys baby clothes already (just to be ready)...
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God, I can totally see that.
Also I was never that fond of her but I saw her on a late night show once and realize that she's totally purdy. Some people look so much better in motion, and vice versa. But nevertheless she does seem terribly desperate.
So, like someone else said, it really doesn't make sense that she should have a stable acting gig and be so attractive to most of the opposite sex and yet seem so desperate. I mean, Jamie fucking Kennedy, too! He used to be just average but in recent years he looks like a cirrhotic troll. (He actually looks way better [still not attractive] than usual in this picture. What's up with that? His nose doesn't look like that of an old lush) I agree that she should just find a professional sports player to date.
Madame S, superb break down of this woman.
She cannot keep a relationship very long, huh? One of my friends who was a psychology student told me something about how most people with some sort of personality disorder can't keep up the normalcy more than 6 months.. Then it crumbles b/c they show their true colors.
Ummm does her armpit look like a vagina?
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:01pm.
She lost all credibility with me when she staged that photo op, playing tennis in 6 inch wedgies and a bikini.
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Fuuuuuuck, why'd you have to bring that image up?
Man, that was a really painful thing to see, like finding out someone you like regardless of the criticism actually deserves the criticism.
EEWW they are both so ugly looking
every time I look at him I think of the serial cannibal he played on "Criminal Minds." The one who doesn't eat junkies because they taste funny.
"On last night's Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the show to whore out her new book on relationships and dating. That's another joke for another day. In the book, JLove writes about how she decorated her vagina with crystals after a break-up. Yes, bitch gave herself an Edward Cullen creampie!"
Remind me NOT to get her book on dating...she must be vagazzling her vagina up to her neck....right about NOW!
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From a man's point of view sometimes the sexy times are just not worth putting up with a whacko.
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She lost all credibility with me when she staged that photo op, playing tennis in 6 inch wedgies and a bikini.
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@madam s,
" smugly thinks all of her exes must really feel like they missed the boat by letting her go"
That also fits Beyonce to a T if ya ask me.
On topic, as much as I like this woman's body type I agree she's an effin emotional wacko. She can't have casual sex, a fling, she's too fragile mentally. That's why she's always getting engaged. In her mind the engagement gives her license to give up the goodies without feeling like a loose woman.
And her idea of how an engaged couple behaves must really end up being the deal breaker for guys. Trust, no amount of beauty or sex can compensate for someone's constant demand or need to be reassured.
She obviously doesn't want to be a victim by guys who'd "hit it and quit it" but ironically that's what her behavior essentially makes her.
Submitted by onthefringe on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:54pm.
Rumor on the net is that he was cheating on her with his ex - the lovely Shannon Funk.
I wonder if Jennifer thought he was too homely to cheat?
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When you date someone who you think is beneath you/will appreciate you because you are way out of their league, they usually end up treating you like crap and doing things like cheating on you. No man (or woman) is too homely to cheat. One would think Jlove's smart enough to know that.
(Learned the hard way by dating someone I felt sorry for - a ginger middle aged, ugly Col. Saunders looking MF that lied about himself at an online dating site that rhymes with snATCH. He's a widower and I felt sorry for him and figured there's no way he'd cheat so I'd lower my standards. Waiters, managers, strangers would pass notes to me saying he must be a nice guy (which he wasn't) and how could someone who looks like me date someone like that. Come to find out, big boy was running game on FIVE other women! Last time I do charity work!)
I never thought I'd say this, but J.Love was waaaay out of Jamie Pedoface Kennedy's league. Now she can go find a random baseball or hockey player like the rest of the b/c list actresses.
-Why does JLove always date men the rest of us wouldn't touch? Good grief. Date a 23-year-old skinny white boy in a rock band or something and put that vagina power to good use.
no wonder she's being looking fierce lately..she dropped that dude...
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I just noticed her nails are the color of dirty panty hose. Niiiiice.
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Submitted by onthefringe on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:17pm.
@dog - Her last name is as classy as the girl herself - and she was an assistant to Britney. So you know we're talking high class.
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She was?!?!? Wow. That's too funny.
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@dog - Her last name is as classy as the girl herself - and she was an assistant to Britney. So you know we're talking high class.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
What is this now? Engagement Number Three that has tanked? This happens again and I'll start thinking she might be at fault!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
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I'd like to know why this woman always has an aura of desperation and insecurity when she has a decent job and she's still cute. She could do way better than Jamie. He looks so unhealthy and his career is in the toilet. Jennifer always aims really low for some unknown reason.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Awwwwww...who cares?
Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 12:51pm
"It's okay, Jamie. Her body may be a wonderland, but the inside of her head is a cheap circus."
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Her head is filled with one of those Moo-Cow things. You turn them upside down and you get Mooooooooo.
The only reason she got any attention was because of her tits. Done. It certainly wasn't because of her scary brilliant acting.