Scary, Stop!
Why is Scary Spice still trying to make this shaved side head thing happen? Instead of doing the reasonable thing by gluing a merkin to the side of her head, she shaved it down even more!
Scary looks like she was having one of those days where she was just over everything, so she put on Pat Benatar's "Invincible" and channeled Billie Jean by taking a pair of clippers to her head. But then the CD skipped, which kind of killed the mood, so Scary put down the clippers and went to stick another hot needle in her Eddie Murphy voodoo doll instead.
All is not lost, though. Scary could make this work if she just glued a long, puffy scar to her shaved side and told people it's her way of paying tribute to the great Dr. Kimberly Shaw of Melrose Place. When all else fails, ask yourself what would Aaron Spelling do?
Here's Mel B and her post-lice head along with Leona Lewis, Matt Goss, Natasha Bedingfield and some deformed shemalien from Planet Heidi Montag at an event at Cesar's Palace in Las Vegas last night.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 4:47am.
I think all these women are pretty, except for that busted up hag on the far left in the last photo.
I know I've seen that pond creature somewhere before, but from where? From what?
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I believe she is the founding skank of the Pussycat Cuntz....Robin Anton.
Submitted by Flatsy on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:22pm
OhHhHhH!
So she's responsible for those tone deaf strippers.
I think it's kind of funny that all of the Pussycat Dolls are ugly except for Nicole Schertzwhatever, and she's surrounded by the ugly ones so that she can be the prettiest one by comparison.
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I think all these women are pretty, except for that busted up hag on the far left in the last photo.
I know I've seen that pond creature somewhere before, but from where? From what?
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
she looks like annabella of bow wow wow fame.
are the 80's back ?
Don't like the hair but I think she still looks good and pulls it off more than most people would.
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I don't like the cut, but I think she wears it well. She has a nice head.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
Ok am i the only one who thinks Leona and Robin(the one in white) looks like trannies?
I have nothing against Leona, i mean that girl can sing! but maybe a good stylist won't hurt.
Submitted by sunny on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 11:12pm.
God leona Lewis looks hot! she looks like a model after losing some weight...she makes Mel B look like a reject out of a Mad Max road trip casting call
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Yup, Leona is a hot bitch but damn, those black diapers she's wearing need to go...
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God leona Lewis looks hot! she looks like a model after losing some weight...she makes Mel B look like a reject out of a Mad Max road trip casting call
She totally needs to headazzle that shit.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
It looked much better when she just had it shaved super short there, now that its shaved bald it looks silly. I am all for shaving the head, I have shaved mine a few times & I love it, but it has to be the entire head or at least most of it or something, hers just looks wrong & half hearted & not cool at all. Plus, she really does look a bit too old for this look, I really hate to say because I am in my upper 30's & I love lots of stuff that a 20 something can pull off, but its not always possible at this age.
I also hate that lipstick she wears & I totally despise Leona's outfit. Gross!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Holy fuck, so it's Robin Antin creator of the Pussycat Dolls! Fuck, what did she do to herself! That's beyond sad. Just 2 years ago she was still really pretty. Now she's just pretty scary.
Bow Wow Wow
FLATSY- LOfuckingL at the indian in the cupboard!!!
FLATSY- LOfuckingL at the indian in the cupboard!!!
leona lewis needs a stylist BAD- also that one in the white dress needs to stay home and rest. she looks like she has partied enough for several lifetimes.
Things you regret the morning after...gotta be in the top 10 if not the top 5...
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Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:14pm.
Doesn't afro hair takes ages to grow back?
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It really depends on where you get your 'afro' hair from.
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scary gives me an erection that body is tight like rock,
Why is this bitch all wonk eyed?
Clearly she's auditioning for some lesbians-in-prisons movie. You be good ta Mama, mama's good to you....
Is she trying to get with Jared Leto now?
nice to see at least Robin Antin still looks manly...good lord is she repulsive....Natasha an d Leona GORGEROUS!! Scary needs to back away from the clippers...and I am not talking about the basketball team here....
The dumb fuck also shaved her two little daughters' hair in the same way.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Oh stop it!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Scary indeed.
Pretty much unrelated, but did a blind person pierce her ear? Nice and central... or not
Scary's hair is horrible.
It would look a lot better if she had buzzed the side of her head instead of skinning it. Whatever, she's still the only Spice Girl who could make me feel a little sad by dying.
Leona Lewis is very hot here.
Natasha should DIAF.
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She's too old and her ears are too perky for that haircut. I prefer not to be agist, but I don't think someone nearing 40, lest they be of a very funky or "fuck the establishment" nature, should wear their hair that way. It doesn't really work with that uglyass dress anyway.
Also who is that Jocelyn Wildenstein understudy on the far left in the last two thumbnails?
I think that "shemalien" (you are brilliant, M.K.) is an ex-Pussycat Doll.
She is still pretty.
Scary's just indulging her inner lesbian voice.
If she could she'd totally butch herself up and keep tabs on the social itinerary of Amber Rose.
Is that Matt Goss, as it Matt and Luke Goss, as in Bros?!
God, I loved them back in the day (I still like "When will I be famous?" so my taste hasn't much improved over the years). He looks good, although a bit Kidmanesque.
Memories! Where did my precious 80s get to? :(
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You do realize Scary Spice is biracial ("white" British mum just like Leona Lewis) so she might not be able to "grow an afro" or may not have "left the relaxer on her hair too long", right? It might be like telling Mariah Carey, Leona Lewis or Halle Berry to grow an afro.
Anybiracialmeansyouarejustasmuchwhiteasyouareblack-cakes*, she reminds me of Danger from Ray J (and it's sad that I know that) and Danger is straight up crazy. She shaved her head too (and don't get me started on that face tattoo).
Scary's just a middle-aged (or close to) woman trying to prove she's young and relevant by any means necessary.
*multiracial myself and can't grow an afro to save my life. My hair can be blow-dried straight or be super curly/wavy if air-dried.
The beast in the white dress is Robin Antin.
And Mel B looks like the indian in the cupboard.
I hate to admit that i know who the "other scary bitch on the left" is - Robin Antine (put the Pussycat Dolls together - and sister of Jonathan Antine - the hairdresser guy)
Doesn't afro hair takes ages to grow back? The regrowth's going to look rotten but right now, it's just boring.
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If she shaved her whole head I might be impressed, but this is just half-assed 80s' recidivism.
Eddie Murphy sure does like his women...masculine doesn't he? Well except for the one he was married to for like an hour, a few years back. her tuck game wasn't what it should have been, I guess.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:48pm.
HI EVIL! ♥
How's your frosting today? It's raining and windy here! Boooooooooooooooo!
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My frosting is lazy today!
Rainy, windy weather is no good for Doggies! Boooooo is right.
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Plus, I woke up with a zit which never happens. I am woebegone!
Damn, I love it when I can show off my knowledge of Victorian adjectives. HA!
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So she now has to put makeup on the side of her head? So it matches her face? Weird.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 2:48pm.
HI EVIL! ♥
How's your frosting today? It's raining and windy here! Boooooooooooooooo!
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My frosting is lazy today!
Rainy, windy weather is no good for Doggies! Boooooo is right.
She must have seen Divine in Female Trouble.
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Yuck, Straight up yuck. Is she trying to copy Alien Princess Riri? Shit ain't working for either of them.
MK forgot to mention that Scary and her daughter both have the sides of their head's shaved. They have matching haircuts. I would say it's cute and all but that haircut is so not working for her. She should of gone with a cute afro instead. She can always be afro sheak to the least.
HI EVIL! ♥
How's your frosting today? It's raining and windy here! Boooooooooooooooo!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
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The royal blue poly/spandex blend cavegirl dress is more offensive than the haircut.
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I ain't mad at it.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
~ Kurt Vonnegut
That cut ıs not edgy...
It's ıgnunt.
The bitch on the far left ıs pulled tıghter than Brıtney's pamper pull-ups.
Leona Lewıs stıll looks lıke a frıghtened seahorse to me.
And the ho on the far rıght could be any of those over-done, tıred ass, Hollywood skanklettes...
Taylor Momsen, Chynna Phıllıps, Kımberly Stewart.
They're all the same, just dıfferent rehab centers.
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