At Least They Can Share Skinny Jeans
When the love between a couple you don't care about dies, the love between another couple you don't care about blooms! 17-year-old Demi Lovato, which is also the name of an item you can order off of Starbucks' secret menu, confessed to Billy Bush that she's dating fellow Disney whore Joe Jonas. This proves that Mickey Mouse's pimp game is alive and well. It's not hard out there for some pimps, apparently.
On his radio show on Friday, Billy Bush asked Demi if she has ever dated one of the Jonas Brothers, and she said some shit like, "Umm, maybe." After a few seconds of the worst game of back and forth ever, Billy finally asked Demi if she's polishing Joe's purity ring. Demi said, "Umm, yeah he is my best friend and he is incredible."
INCREDIBLY FIIIIEEEERCE is what she really meant. Demi must be one confident girl if she's able to handle the mayhem Joe creates when he hits the streets. When Joe starts strutting, Miss Jay SITS DOWN! We all know that when Joe cocks a hip, the prostate of every man in a 2-mile vicinity explodes. And when Joe bats his purdy eyes, women tear off their own lashes with their bare hands because they know they can never compete with him so they shouldn't try anymore.
Although, this is Demi's last boyfriend:
So it seems Demi can handle absolutely anything. Or she's got all the best dealers in L.A. on speed dial.
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I like that douchbag kid's hair. I just got mine cut like that. Of course, I'm a 40-year-old woman.
She looks more manly than he does.
I had to watch the Disney Channel last night (hee haw Hannah Montana) and there was a commercial on for these two, they sung some song about recycling and saving the planet. I guess that's how they hooked up.
Please kill me for knowing this.
Damn, I mistook that pic of the tattooed fuck that I think is a Cyrus for a Caption This contest for a minute. I was gonna say something about Peta being annoyed at tattooing horses.
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COME ON! Those boys are FAGS!
I like men with long hair, but this half-assed assymetrical-layered look on men and boys looks ridiculous.
I'm frankly astounded by this craze of spending hundreds and thousands of dollars on trying to prove that you "don't care" about others' perception of you.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I'd hit Trace Cyrus. Whateves.
Wow, this is the chunky girl from "Camp Rock". I remember a blind item last year about a Disney gal being rather close to another gal at a Disney party. Maybe Joe & Demi are beards for each other?
Submitted by The Fly on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 12:49am.
I saw the Jonas dad and he was all soft spoken talking about the boys' faith and saving it for their wives and for Jesus (I mean...) and as if Joe in the Beyonce leotard doing Single Ladies wasn't a giveaway enough.
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Ya, he's saving it for Jesus alright, but not the Jesus his Dad is thinking of.
Fucking emo kids.
All three of them look like something you'd find crowding the mall every single weekend.
HAI GUISE LET'S GO TO HOT TOPIC AND TALK SMACK ABOUT EVERYONE WHO WE DON'T THINK CAN HEAR US.
Well, except for Jonas. He'd be the pseudo sensitive, sweater clad asshole in Borders trying to score coffeehouse liberal chicks.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I saw the Jonas dad and he was all soft spoken talking about the boys' faith and saving it for their wives and for Jesus (I mean...) and as if Joe in the Beyonce leotard doing Single Ladies wasn't a giveaway enough.
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Why do they both seem to have gigantic heads and tiny bodies?
"Lol. I'm about to do a "Kids today..." post at 25 years old."
I did a "Kids today..." post because the stuff that kids are doing today is completely lame. Somebody offend me already.
Disney is run by the Devil!
I believe that the Earth will end in 2012 now because I heard a Selena Gomez song on the radio. UGH, that shit needs to stay boxed into the Disney Channel only.
When my son heard it on the radio, he said, "Mom, is this the girl that uses all that help from computers to sound better?"
Yep, I'm teaching my boy about AutoTune and how to spot all it's fakery!
Look like refugees from "Underland" They even scare Tim Burton!
Lol. I'm about to do a "Kids today..." post at 25 years old.
Haircuts on young boys are beyond stupid nowadays. Yeah, they were bad when I was a teen with that spiked, bleached-tips shit, but this whole baby comb-over thing that Efron, Justin Beiber, that creature Demi Lovato used to date, and half of the boys I see walking around today is the peak of awful.
Edit: I've never seen Demi in anything, but she's cute as a button.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
O wait - is he the dude with the chubby legs?
Ok - so Demi dates a gay guy too - it still doesn't make her as good as Vanessa.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 8:05pm.
This is long lasting LURVE...I mean look at the lil' puff with his slutty beard...Awwww, sweetness...C'mon, you gays...get with me...Remember your first beard and how romantical it was?????
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flol. i don't have the dubious honor or being gay (just read the other day that gay tendencies raise IQs) but LURVE IS LURVE, gay or no. thus, i remember my first 'straight beard' romance, and, yes, it was the sweetness/innocence/sluttification all wrapped in one brand new experience!
*sighs* what a throw-back, tiger, thanks
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This is long lasting LURVE...I mean look at the lil' puff with his slutty beard...Awwww, sweetness...C'mon, you gays...get with me...Remember your first beard and how romantical it was?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
They're both bearding for each other. JOnas is clearly gay:
http://dlisted.com/node/36431
Demi is a dyke and all around L.A. she's doin' the bad shit.
On a side note: is this entire generation completely worthless? Is this it? Just a bunch of make believe 'rock stars' and Disney shows? The hair metal era of the 80's is looking better and better.
I believe nothing of what these hos "allegedly" do and don't do. Seriously - none of it EVER seems real. And I've been watching these up and coming hos and the one I really like is Vanessa but she gets NO attention. And she dates the gay guy! How is THAT fair?!
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Ahhahha mike,
Domo Arigato, Demi Lovato...
I don't know who she is either, and I'm very comfortable with that seeing as they are teenagers, I guess from some Disney tween television show.
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hmmmm I dont really picture her as a waiting for sex till shes married type a girl so it should be an interesting relationship!
How could Demi dump the guy that inspired Ed Hardy tshirts???
These Disney whores are so incestuous. They act like the silverspoon kids from Pretty in Pink.
On second thoughts, Dlisters have a good point saying it's a PR stunt for both of them. i hope so.
My kid loves the Sonny with a Chance show which is the worst fucking tripe ever.
Is this Disney's response to those pix from yesterday with Joe out shopping with those 'mos?
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:47pm.
EDIT: And I totally think this is the bitch from that blind item about some teen whore who was always coked/drunk out of her mind.
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Joe could be the one from the BL about the guy who didn't want to date because he was made out to be a jerk or something like that.
I guess Disney didn't like the gay stroll pictures so they picked one of the random Disney whores who was single to try and cover it up.
I get the vibe that Demi and her "BFF" Selena are into some really whacked out crap. Selena is just better at hiding it.
Oh I LOVE the Mickey Mouse Pimp game!
Billy Bush has a radio show?!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
heh - amazing how this news is released the day after the 3 FLAMING GAYS WALKING photos were all over the net
Disney Channel is in panic mode - had to quickly find a beard lest their wholesome image is tarnished
so full of shit
he looks like a good kisser.
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Internet fakers:
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One's a coke fiend, one's a cock fiend, no harm done. I wonder if he and Zac Efron have ever got it on?
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Submitted by dementa on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 5:13pm.
Dog, holy crap you're right. Make Mario lose about fifty pounds, slap a wig on him and you've got Demi!
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LOL! Right down to the dimples!
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Dog, holy crap you're right. Make Mario lose about fifty pounds, slap a wig on him and you've got Demi!
Holy fuck! He's actually wearing a burgundy bow tie. Who dresses this lollipop headed pansy? He's probably wearing white athletic socks and sandals!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:47pm.
EDIT: And I totally think this is the bitch from that blind item about some teen whore who was always coked/drunk out of her mind.
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Agreed!
She's so pretty. And I still do not get the appeal of the dorky jonas brothers. Not at all
She's so pretty. And I still do not get the appeal of the dorky jonas brothers. Not at all
I just gave that pic of these two the side eye and suddenly she looked like a female Mario Lopez.
Female Mario Lopez. Was that redundant?
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So that's the new beard. Impressive.
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
http://www.modestneeds.org/
And yeah, I know all generations have their super shitty (but insanely popular) music idols, but these foolios make the Spice Girls seem like the Rolling Stones. Yeah, they're THAT bad.
EDIT: And I totally think this is the bitch from that blind item about some teen whore who was always coked/drunk out of her mind.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
They look like brother and sister...wierd.
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What is it with the endogamy between the Disney/Nickelodeon's kids? Don't they know other kids whose parents don't make them work?
Although that Cyrus inbred motherfucker really takes the cake, all those Disney whores are fucking UGLY.
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"Don't be afraid. I'm right behind you. Using you as a shield."
Ugly meets ugliest.
Is he the "pretty" Jonas? The one that just stands there when his brothers talk and broods?
He's annoying as shit and you just know the girl is a raging coke fiend, the kind of friend that gets shitty drunk, spends all night in the bathroom doing bumps, and when the bar closes is a fucking mess and begging you to hang out with her until 6 am.
Fuck you, Demi Lovato.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:57pm.
Um, Camilla Belle dumped his ass cuz he's allergic to vaginas too...and their eyebrows got tangled a lot LOL
Teenagers are so naive. And where does demi come from? Oh the Disney whore house I guess? Yes?
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right. i also thought about their slut-hopping at all of 17 years on this earth. bitch doesn't even look 17 - this is what whoryhood does. every f-ing 'disney' star is a testament to this. ridiculous.
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I have NO clue who these people are, nor do I give a shit, but your comment made me LMAO. Go go boy: so true!
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 4:03pm.
He may be gay, but I can see how he's attracted to her: she looks like a go-go boy from Bangkok. She is F U G L Y.
Is Disney the Jonas Bros. dating service or something?
And it seems odd to me that Emo Girl is dating Mr. Purity, especially after dating Cyrus Goat. You know she was having sex with that thing (not only that, but to concur with a previous poster, she's probably into a lot of other shit as well--something about her vibe makes me really dislike her).
My stomach just made the weirdest noise. I think it was moaning at me in disgust for actually bothering to pay attention to this crap.
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 03/13/2010 - 3:40pm.
How embarrassed will she be in 20 years when he finally comes out of the closet and everyone looks at her like "how in the hell did you *not* know?"
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She can go to Danielle Fishel for guidance. Girlfriend and her chichis did a fantastic job as Lance Bass' beard and she has her nice little spin-off from "The Soup" on Style.
They have to totally know, but they probably signed something saying they wouldn't say anything publicly.