Saturday, March 13th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Team Coco's Sneakiest Member
Here we have a member of Team Coco giving Conan O'Brien a wet hand job while simultaneously kicking Jay Leno in the chin. This is a page from Coco fan fiction come to life. FUCK THE WALL! Yes, I know means For The Win, but let me just fuck the wall for right now. Why did I just type that?
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Good God!
There's a shitload of funny people on here tonight and you're all at the top of your game, I've been reading and lol!!!
I can't compete, I got nuthin'.
Packing for my trip tomorrow, 8 days without Dlisted.
Beginning withdrawal...
You guys have a great week and I'll be thinking of you every day and reading every last word when I return. :)
Centy xo
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
WHAT'S GOOD?
Ok, I know that there is no one here and everyone has toddled of to bed, but I just need to put on record that this time changes sucks my ass. I feel like calling 911 because I have been robbed...of an hour of sleep. ROBBED I TELL YOU!
That is all.
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Raising your voice...the next best thing to being right. *Demetri Martin*
here's to another successful weekend. cheers to DListers and MK! 'nite all.
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
"...wearing a mask"
*hmm, well, that's an idea*
**frantically rummages through halloween getups from back-in-the-day house parties**
***gives up*** you know what, i gots a navel ring that would give me away. oh, and a weird birthmark south of the...uh, right.
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Orianthi will be performing on American Idol on wednesday.
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Seems Leno still has the magic touch. Apparently, on his first week back on the Tonight Show, he was back to No. 1.
http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2010/03/11/jay-leno-returns-the-tonight-s...
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:16pm.
One of the rules is, though, no sexual grossness, but that seems to be what its turning into.
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see! thx RVC, that's why my script blocked it! *will use my imagination*
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LOL. It's not something you can watch *other* people doing - its something you have to do yourself. I don't have a camera, but if I DID, I wouldNT be showing my lady parts and I'd be wearing a mask. Some of those have gone viral as someone posted below. Some college kids are doing it while drunk. You can read about some of them at Texts From Last Night.
cappy, I don't have a cam and I'm not interested in seein' whackos whackin'. you go check it out.
The thing just came online in NOVEMBER 09.
Wikipedia always has the clearest explanations:
Chatroulette is a website which pairs random strangers for webcam-based conversations. Visitors to the website randomly begin an online stranger chat (video and text) with another visitor. At any point, either user may leave the current chat by initiating another random connection.
The site was launched in November 2009 by Andrey Ternovskiy, a 17-year-old high school student in Moscow,[1] and gained popularity in February 2010 after being featured on Good Morning America,[2] in The New York Times,[1] in New York magazine,[3] and on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.[4]
The site receives about 500,000 visitors per day and there are about 35,000 people on Chatroulette at any given time.[5]
The website uses Adobe Flash to display video and access the user's webcam. Flash's peer-to-peer network capabilities (via RTMFP) allow almost all video and audio streams to travel directly between user computers, without using server bandwidth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatroulette
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:16pm.
One of the rules is, though, no sexual grossness, but that seems to be what its turning into.
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see! thx RVC, that's why my script blocked it! *will use my imagination*
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:13pm.
yes i have a cam, but hell no i aint using it on this lol (got a program that i wrote up that automatically blocks anything resulting in 'masturbation' or 'stranger' hits, flol. i wish i had the guts to sneak a peek. is it bad?? tell!!
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:09pm.
(thanks Beakers)
speakit, i checked beaker's site...the site has a summary; not sure if this is what redvelvetcake was referring to:
"Chat Roulette is quickly becoming the go to site if you want to chat with the most socially depraved people you will ever interact with. It's mostly dudes masturbating, but every now and then you'll get a good laugh out of it."
i'm baffled
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One of the rules is, though, no sexual grossness, but that seems to be what its turning into.
Here are the real rules:
Terms of Service:
• You have to be at least 16 years old to use our service
• Chatroulette does not tolerate broadcasting obscene, offending, pornographic material and we will have to block users who violate these rules from using our service
http://chatroulette.com/
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:09pm.
(thanks Beakers)
speakit, i checked beaker's site...the site has a summary; not sure if this is what redvelvetcake was referring to:
"Chat Roulette is quickly becoming the go to site if you want to chat with the most socially depraved people you will ever interact with. It's mostly dudes masturbating, but every now and then you'll get a good laugh out of it."
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lmao @ the description
Do you have to have a cam?
John Stewart on Chat Roullette
http://rackjite.com/archives/4665-Video-Jon-Stewart-does-Chat-Roulette.h...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
(thanks Beakers)
speakit, i checked beaker's site...the site has a summary; not sure if this is what redvelvetcake was referring to:
"Chat Roulette is quickly becoming the go to site if you want to chat with the most socially depraved people you will ever interact with. It's mostly dudes masturbating, but every now and then you'll get a good laugh out of it."
i'm baffled
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:55pm.
So any of you hookers doing the Chatroulette thing?
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idk what that is
*hopefully this isn't a dorkish question* what's a Chatroulette?
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:55pm.
So any of you hookers doing the Chatroulette thing?
I did not know of this "Chatroulette" of which you speak, so I had to use the google. I found this.....
http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-24-best-chat-roulette-screenshots-n...
So any of you hookers doing the Chatroulette thing?
EM, it doesn't matter.
All that matters is he knows and he's an idiot.
be back in a few
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:34pm.
Speaky, if I may be so bold...what is it about this character(and let's be real, that is all he is unless you've met him in person) that has you so turned inside out? You either love someone or you don't. I am surely not one to speak on relationships(report self), but no man I've ever been involved with has ever taunted me like JizzBellz does to you. Just doesn't make sens to me.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:26pm.
YAY FOR SPEAKY! You go girl. DO NOT SETTLE fo someone you have never met in person or talked to on the phone. TRUST
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EXACTLY. He's been dicking around with this shit for how long now? He has done nothing for me, and ohhhhhh have I done a lot for him, whether he wants to admit it or not, HE OWES ME, but he's still being an asshole so screw him.
I love him, but he has been a colossal waste of time, energy, emotion, and he can't even be a man or follow thru with his empty promises. Screw him. All he has done is made me feel like I'm worth less when I'm worth more than he will ever deserve.
I'm not wasting my time on that mess anymore.
I haz hawt date, em. :P
YAY FOR SPEAKY! You go girl. DO NOT SETTLE fo someone you have never met in person or talked to on the phone. TRUST
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
yes, em.
I'm sure he's reading, by the glow of the monitor in his mothers darkened basement, switching between dlisted, his hidey hole, literotica.com and World of Warcraft.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:42pm.
It took 7 texts. I was close.
DON'T WORRY INTERNET MAN. YOU'LL BE FINE WITH YOUR CYBERWOMEN AND FLESHLIGHT. dumbass
SPEAKY, was this meant for JillsBalls?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:48pm.
Speaky,are you referring to JizzNBell?
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yes.
he's a dumbass. on his knees begging is what that mofo should be doin, but that's okay I have a date who will gladly be on his knees. trust
Speaky,are you referring to JizzNBell?
*gulps Buddi's special sauce*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Eileenie: If the porn star, notreallyworking, comes on would you keep him fluffed up until after my bath and cough medicine kick in * coughing like a barking seal*... thanks...damn, my first internet stalking and he got away...
Peter Graves has died.....
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I'd like to see you naked baby
I'd like to think that sometime, maybe tonight
My goal's in sight- yeah
-George Michael "Too Funky"
It took 7 texts. I was close.
DON'T WORRY INTERNET MAN. YOU'LL BE FINE WITH YOUR CYBERWOMEN AND FLESHLIGHT. dumbass
*Flashes Boobies* @ notreallyworking... damn boy, you are playing hard to get... don't you want to tell me all your porn secrets? Pretty please with sugar on the tip?!
@Eileenie: I know, you deserve someone super special because I feel your energy...* making magical potion to send to Eileenie*... I am trying to lure a gentleman from where he's posting to Open Post and pick his brain about being a porn star! He is not biting!
LURVES me some Buddi! He's not worthy!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
@notreallyworking: In an earlier post you said you are a porn star... I thought you were a female. But, as a male in that industry, how often do you work? Just wondering...
fun party game: how many texts will it take for speakit to get a date
I'm gonna guess 6
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:56pm.
making wish to universe for special love for Eileenie*
hey, i'm special!!... the doctors told my mom i was!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Eileenie and ESE : On a bicycle built for two... Eileenie, I know you aren't whoring yourself out for bike rides with a cheater? You need someone who is true only to you...* making wish to universe for special love for Eileenie*
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:44pm.
Speaky!!! I am playing! My real life man is too much. Co0uldn't handle a fake internet romance!!
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AND THAT'S WHAT IT IS. FAKE
all of you are fake too. 'cept me, I'm real.
I'm soooo gonna get laid. Internet sucks.
ESE, you figured me out! Except that when you RING MA BELLLLLL RING MY BELL..I always think of you and the others don't matter!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:44pm.
Speaky!!! I am playing! My real life man is too much. Co0uldn't handle a fake internet romance!!
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plus, you're only in it for the bike rides anyway!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Speaky!!! I am playing! My real life man is too much. Co0uldn't handle a fake internet romance!!
*HUGS BUDDI and TONGUES ESE*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:38pm.
@Speakit: Your boy schlong is back... go get him girl! Are you two-timing ESE ? I think he's cheating on Eileenie too... what is going on here ladies?
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i don't like to call it cheating so much as... sharing!LOL!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:37pm.
woo-hoo!! i live to drink another day!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
@Speakit: Your boy schlong is back... go get him girl! Are you two-timing ESE ? I think he's cheating on Eileenie too... what is going on here ladies?
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:34pm.
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I'll let you go this time. I don't hate all men just the ones I know.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:04pm.
*cries uncontrollably for ESE*
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OMG DO NOT WASTE WATER ON A PIECE OF SHIT NO GOOD FOR NOTHING LYING FUCKTARD INTERNET MAN.
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT
well, i'm back to face my demise... i always had dreams that i would go like this, killed by the hands of an angry... frog? jeebus, i really gotta stop dropping acid before i go to sleep!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:04pm.
deal, speaky!!... it's starting, gotta go!!
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oh yeah, sure, like I should trust you and your penis.
deal, speaky!!... it's starting, gotta go!!
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"And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race.
Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning."