Hot Slut Of The Day!
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Donna Simpson, the 602lb mother from New Jersey whose goal in life is to weigh 1,000lbs! Actually, maybe that chair she's sitting on should be Hot Slut since it's going through some serious SERIOUS shit. Deep breaths, chair....deep breaths.
You won't ever find 42-year-old Donna trying to drop the fat on The Biggest Loser or whining about it on Oprah (all eyes on Kirstie Alley), because she embraces her chunk and is even trying to summon more rolls to her dough yard by devouring up to 12,000 calories a day!!! Yes, 12,000 calories. Even Aretha Franklin put down her fifth serving of pancake pie after reading that.
Donna wheezed to the Daily Mail that she's trying to gain 400lbs in the next two years, so she can officially become the fattest woman on the planet. Donna says, "I'd love to be 1,000lb. It might be hard though. Running after my daughter keeps my weight down. I love eating and people love watching me eat. It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone."
Donna, who wears a size XXXXXXXL (aka Size: Fifty Million Poshes), keeps every aisle in the grocery store on the table by eating fast food for men on a website. It's like if Kirstie Alley's Twitter came with 3D moving pictures!
As for Donna's health, she claims she's in perfect condition despite the fact that she has to travel around on a mobile scooter, because her knees are too busy weeping for their future to hold her up.
Over at the Daily Mail, there's more pictures of Donna with her daughter and boyfriend who loves nothing more than to motorboat her fupa. Speaking of fupas, Donna should win the Guinness World Record for having the fupa of all fupas. Actually, there might be several fupas there. It's like Fupatown - Population: FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! FUPAS! If you need a fupa, you know where to go!
And now you can excuse yourself to go and call 911, because I'm pretty sure your arteries clogged themselves while you were reading this.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:36pm.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. I counted at least 8 burgers on the table 5 or 6 boxes of fries and WTF ever were in the other boxes, wings?
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AAAAAAAAAAND your bill is now in your inbox. She don't let you see what she eats for free, dontcha know?
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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Evil, yes, the Hot Slut contests are still on.
This tub o lard will NOT get my vote. I cannot encourage such nastiness.
omg that new photo.
We're never getting rid of this chick. With the high response here, she's at the very least going to be in the HSOTM round. ewww
Wait, is Michael still doing that?
soultonic - That Acai Berry diet is already talking to her about being their spokes whore, I read that somewhere this morning.
Speaking of land whales. That girl Gaby (Precious) should use her lard to her advantage. She should make a million dollar contract with Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. It's totally so worth it. Not only will she get healthier plus get more roles in Hollywood, but she'll get richer. It's a win win situation.
Provy - LAND WHALE it is!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:36pm.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. I counted at least 8 burgers on the table 5 or 6 boxes of fries and WTF ever were in the other boxes, wings?
It was a box of dunkin donuts and dont forget the 2 liter of Orange Crush to wash it down.
How dare people be judgmental of this land whale! OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Daily Mail probably made the request. So MK found a really sessy pic instead.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
Absolutely fucking disgusting. I counted at least 8 burgers on the table 5 or 6 boxes of fries and WTF ever were in the other boxes, wings?
Why would you WANT to weigh 1000lbs?
Disgusting. This womans medical insurance should drop her for being such an ignorant, gluttonous PIG!
You should've offered them a free super-size combo meal in exchange for you to keep the picture up on the site.
OMFG They made you take that other pic down but they let you use this shit right here?! *shakes head, rolls eys*
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
So there are guys out there jerking to that.
Wow.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
There are quite a few Overeaters Anonymous meetings in NJ. I hope she finds her way to some of them.
I bet her turds are the size of a football. How can a toilet take that kind of abuse?
Submitted by ghettoprincess on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:18am.
Here she is without a shirt. It makes it so much worse. Her husband is an idiot.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3279748
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That's quite a fupa she's got there.
These "fat positive" people are insane. I don't think people should hate themselves because they have an addiction to food but acting like it is something "positive" is ridiculous.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
Submitted by sunny on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:26am.
"running after my daughter keeps my weight down"
Running after her daughter...now we know what caused the earthquake in Chile
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The kids are probably afraid she is trying to eat them.
Thanks jazzy! Some people should just be grateful they have never had to deal with a situation that might demand public assistance and stfu.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"running after my daughter keeps my weight down"
Running after her daughter...now we know what caused the earthquake in Chile
Wow, Stoney! Very good response. I would write a similar one about there being no poverty in the US, but I just don't have the patience. The problem with being poor in the US is that everyone is nickle and dimes right to the edge. Lose your income and you can lose you house, car, credit line, ability to buy your kids clothes and food, all in a matter of months, if not weeks or days. At least in a Third World country, people understand poverty and won't simply blame you for not working hard enough.
You know what??? If this bohemoth were single, no children...I would send her the Mega Pak of Krispy Kreme Donuts (144 assorted sugar/fat bunker busters)...however....
WHAT THE FUCK does this bitch think she's doing (as a mother) literally killing herself so that her kids will be motherless... what a dumb selfish blob
that being said...they are probably better off withou her anyway and hell her kids probably are spending their allowances on ordering fish & chips, stuffed crust pizza, deep fried twinkies to help Mommy along her road to heaven.....
Thanks bjork. I'm not looking for sympathy. But it really makes me mad when people just throw out a blanket ignorant statement about people on disability and how they should just "get a job."
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wow, stoney, so sorry to read about your mother.
Ignore the judgmental assholes (so many, unfortunately, on this thread), and keep loving your mom and being there for her.
OT: Donna has nice hair.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 3:26pm.
I know it's been a while since you posted this, but I figured there would be some kind of ignorant response regarding Parkinsons Disease so I went back and checked. People like Michael J Fox have enormous resources from which to pull to care for themselves. He has unlimited funds to seek care from the country's top specialists, infinite time and money on his hands to get deep brain stimulation surgery, afford the latest and best medications, rest when he needs to rest, etc. Ordinary people with Parkinsons suffer from random and excruciating pain and stiffness in their legs and extremities, which is totally unpredictable, extreme depression from the depletion of dopamine cells in their brains, compulsive behavior and shaking as side effects from their medications, and a general desire to give up most of the time, which is by no means their own fault. Michael J Fox can have a more positive outlook because he has the means for hope. I'm not trivializing his struggle at all, but meeting someone on a fixed income with limited support who is dealing with the disease might help you understand it better. I know this because my mother has advancing Parkinsons Disease. I'm sure it will make your day to know she works full time on her feet at Home Depot, not because she wants to or is trying to please the judgemental assholes out there, it's because she is forced to because it takes years to get approved for disability in this country and I can't afford to support her all by myself. You can scream that she should get a different job, but where? Seriously, WHERE? When I pick her up from work and she's crying and can't walk because her legs are so cramped up from being on her feet all day, I'll think of you and your narrow mind. I pray you never have to deal with such a thing in your family.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Here she is without a shirt. It makes it so much worse. Her husband is an idiot.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3279748
What she should really be concerned with is how drinking a whole liter of soda can be very bloating.
Submitted by Short-n-Curlies on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:58pm.
This sista is N-O-T covered by health insurance. What kinda insurance gonna cover this fat bitch?
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EXACTLY! She has been fat waaaaaay before she had insurance. No insurance company will cover a woman that obese, who refuses to lose weight, so she is living off of the government by getting Medicaid. That is a fact.
This fat waste of massive amounts of space is milking the system. Defend her all you want to, but I bet you dollars to donuts she is on some type of assistance medically.
Where does she buy clothes? What fucking store sells clothes this size? I see a tag on her shirt so she didn't make it herself.
" I hope I'm not anywhere near this psycho when she explodes!
She is a waste of space.
Get off this planet bitch and scooter on down to hell! "
KAT THAT IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER.... my husband was watching that movie "feed" on netflix last week! i am gonna have to watch it now!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:55pm.
I've heard that too from hospital workers. I always thought the Positive O thing was gross until I heard that. Positive O is when a patient is really elderly and they have their mouth open ALL the time and shit grows in it if the nurses don't rinse/clean their mouths. I can't imagine a nurse not doing it but it's common for grow. ewwww Positive O = mouth open
This is disgusting in so many ways.
How much shit comes out of someone who is shoveling that amount of "food" into their obese bodies? With all of her junk food garbage and shit, she's definitely harming more than herself & her daughter.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
"As for Donna's health, she claims she's in perfect condition despite the fact that ... (from the article) Ms Simpson can no longer walk more than 20ft before needing to sit down. She goes to the shops in a mobility scooter."
No comment. Really.
She's 42 but you'd never be able to tell because she has so much fat in her face.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:18pm.
@ Mr. Mercury on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 9:31pm.
Thanks, Mr. Mercury! You are a veritable storehouse of knowledge where peens are concerned. Are you in the medical field?
"No. Just gay. And I kept the lights on."
Well then your knowledge of peen far exceeds the average doctor's. In that case I may need to call on your expertise in the future. If this recession goes on for much longer I suspect I'm going to have to do a crash course on the vagaries of the peen. Especially the old ones since to be honest I've been looking pretty busted lately.
To paraphrase Miguel Brown's old disco hit, "so many peens, so little time". GF you may consider me your bridge to peenology...I didn't spend all that time looking into tightie whities or boxers (or "freeballers" which are men who don't wear undies) to not learn a thing or two. Plus escape monthly trips to the free clinic! I will be honored to answer all things peen for you whenever you need me.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I wouldn't be shocked if we see this cow on hoarders and intervention too.
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Submitted by Schlong on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:15pm.
"I hate it when people accuse the fat of lacking control, some obese people are lazy and in denial, but some of us struggle constantly in our relation with food"
Yes, I'm sure you live on a few measly crackers and maintain obese weight.
As a fitness trainer, I'll give you some dietary tips:
1). Fat is good if it's from fish (if you an go 'raw' fish even better).
2). Lower your carb intake overall and when eating carbs try more complex carbs like whole grains, whole wheat, oats, apples, bananas etc.
3). Increase green and white tea in your diet. Green and white tea have been PROVEN to boost your metabolism over time!
4). Move your ass. CARDIO and muscle building will burn calories in your sleep and keep you YOUNGER looking too.
5). Never give up. Learn to write 'healthy' grocery shopping lists. Learn to make 'quickie' healthy 'fast-food' meals of your own.
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I'm not a fitness trainer but I'll add something I think is really important in both diet and exercise: consistency. I know people who are really good one day and really bad the next day or people who exercise every day for a week and then not at all for three months. I think consistency is the key. You don't have to be extremely fanatic about either exercise or diet if you are consistently *decent*. As for supplements -- consistency, over an extended period of time, is the key. Example, you can't take calcium every now and then and think you're doing yourself a favor in the long run.
Just my two cents.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:26pm.
This may be a new one, but bigguns def has a problem. She's gonna kill herself with food while freaks watch on the net? The fuck...??
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w/ ya on that. as i stated in a previous post, i'm baffled and disgusted both by the her and any sick freak that (allegedly) pays to webcam her gluttony.
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Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:30pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:26pm.
Ok, so what do we call THIS mental disorder?
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Larditis
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That'll work. I bet 10 minutes with Tyra or 5 minutes with Oprah or Dr. Phil would break this heifer all the way down. She seems like that kind of a simpleton--a few minutes of questioning is all it would take to make her suddenly self aware. Then she'd be bawling and begging for a personal trainer, life coach and a make-over.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Why is it that when I read the part about "her boyfriend" I knew without a doubt that he was black.
And before you all start trippin' I am a black female. Wait? Make that a thin sista who refuse to have a shit load of junk in my trunk just to turn heads of some of these negros.
That's why my man is Brazilian. They like their women in shape. Brothas can have all the fat white chicks they want!
I bet she washes herself with a rag on a stick.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:19pm.
*shakes hand*
you made excellent points yourself - i sometimes throw back too much of the sweet nectar, lol.
combine this w/ me being born/bred in an inner city of NYC (where i witnessed people like the individual in this post 'claiming' cousins, step dads, boyfriends, etc., as 'dependents' to successfully be granted rent reductions and receipt of hundreds of dollar - TRUST, i could hear these families through the wall, wailing on the phone to peeps about their multitude of aid checks coming in and the liquor/fast food they planned to get w/ it. (doesn't take one too much to notice this ho is SURROUNDED, in the main pic, by McDonalds and what looks to be other pre-made, unhealthy, fast food).
my family got out of that inner city mess due strictly to education and accountability (this Donna person could use some of it). i mean, she's got a little girl who looks to her mom to set an example! i just am baffled at how, in the Daily Mail, this woman is stating, herself, her own grocery bills and her 'cause'. just baffling.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:26pm.
Ok, so what do we call THIS mental disorder?
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Larditis
Ok, so what do we call THIS mental disorder? This may be a new one, but bigguns def has a problem. She's gonna kill herself with food while freaks watch on the net? The fuck...??
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
I found the ten most frightening pictures of Carrot Top lol
http://geekpadshow.com/2009/02/20/the-10-most-frightening-photographs-of...
On a different note, these pictures of Carrot Top cracked me up.
http://www.holytaco.com/wednesday-afternoon-link-dump-44
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Granny Frump on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:10pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:06pm.
"granny -
truth is, thus far, there is only assumptions about how this person is funding their confounding eating issues. nonethesless, your point is taken. what is also true is that i'm half drunk was quick to mix unnecessary emotion w/ points. my apologies to you. let me also say that my speculations can be faulty. (rarely, but they can be =)) but so can anyone else here who chooses to judge/comment on pictures alone.
but i bet i find, in the next few days, proof of unearned aid - boyfriend and webcam funding 'claims' aside, there is no way on earth she can support this financially on her own. just doesn't make sense.
more importantly, i am not beyond making mistakes or letting my emotions getting the best of me. and, knowing that, i shouldn't have addressed the post in that manner. *extends hand*"
Thanks, Caprica Six. In turn I will admit that you've possibly summed up the whole situation correctly.
Having said that, I apologize for antagonizing you with my initial comment. It wasn't my intention. I know that feelings can get very heated on this subject and I should have expressed my opinions without singling out any commenter.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:00pm.
i bet this is just the tip of the iceberg:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/24/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-pe...
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My god...number two on that list is crazy.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 10:00pm.
i bet this is just the tip of the iceberg:
http://www.holytaco.com/2008/10/24/things-that-have-been-found-in-fat-pe...
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
And is 'obamacare' gonna cover these lard-asses that insurance coverage won't cover?
Great. I'm still payin' for a lard ass, twinkie eatin' white bitch.
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ha! she'll eventually be so gigantic that she won't be able to get into a shower or a bath tub. maybe her daughter will be able to roll her into the shower. her stench will be the death of her.
This sista is N-O-T covered by health insurance. What kinda insurance gonna cover this fat bitch?
That means WE pay when this cow croaks.
No sir, I don't like it, homes.