Sunday, March 14th 2010

George Clooney Cannot Stop Staring At Goats

You would think that George Clooney got goat staring out of his system since he starred in a whole damn movie about it! But obviously George Clooney still develops a staring problem whenever there's a goat around, because here he is harassing Brad Pitt's beauty icon in Hawaii yesterday.

I mean, the goat is just trying to live its life, and George Clooney is not letting it because he keeps groping it with his eyes. Can't it just sit on a lawn chair next to its house without some rude perv disrespecting its privacy? George, take a picture for your locker and move on! The goat knows it's hot, but it's not in the mood.

Here's more pictures of George trying to pick up a goat yesterday. I also threw in a close-up of his feets for all you foot fetish freaks out there who get the leaks whenever you walk by the corn remover section at Duane-Reade.

Posted by: Michael K


Meeshie's picture

This man is not attrative to me at all. I always say if Natalie didn't fuck him on "The Facts of Life", I wouldn't fuck him either.

It does not seem as if George Clooney is the only one who is staring at the goat. The goat is rather cute sitting there in that chair like a house pet. I wonder who it belonged to. Casinos, especially an casino online italiani are becoming more and more popular as people are finding the economy is not conducive for traveling to casinos so they spend their gambling money at home.

CuriouserAndCuriouser's picture

Pretty normal looking old-ish guy feet, imo. That's not the end of him I'd be looking at, so doesn't bother me.

NitWitty's picture

*Wanders off yodeling..Liddle ol' lady whoooo*
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Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!

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Submitted by GoTexan40mg on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:52pm.

Hmmm... Who?
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**Sigh*** well let's just say that she's closer to George's age than his past girl/beard friends. This lady is pretty, good at what she does on tv, imo and never been married, which has prompted many on the web to question her sexuality. I met her briefly while she was in NY recently. Really sweet but gets bitchy back talk behind her because, well, she's pretty. It comes with the territory. She's from the South originally just like George is. That's all I'm gonna say LOL!!!!!!!

buddhistgirl69's picture

Confession: I met a guy who paid me to look at and touch my feet. He met me at his door in a leather thong with a dog collar on...he asked me to put him in his box before I left... strange date. Good cash!

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Submitted by bourgie on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:52pm.

Hmmm... Who?

bourgie's picture

you know I've got the perfect woman for him (beard or no) She's kinda known on TV as a personality. She's not an actress but she's on tv a lot. She's actually the female version of him. How do I get them to connect? hmmmm

mizsherle's picture

The little dog there is way more hot than the goat, and he's totally ignoring it.

warmislandsun's picture

Clooney: nah, not so much.

Goat: awwww, I love it. It thinks it is a doggie.

Ra's picture

Goats can be seductive. I got rid of my hypnogoat: Oprah

I now have a Metrosexual rooster by the name of Michael K

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Soultonic's picture

I'd suck his toes dry. Why not? I can always say I sucked George Clooney's toes and I wet my pants doing it.

yucko's picture

I don't have a thing for feet, but I can appreciate ones that aren't disgusting. George's are a lot nicer than most men's.

I had a thing for this European guy over a year ago, and I had forgotten to give something back to him after leaving his apartment (it was unrequited, so nothing happened) so I went back to the door very shortly after going out. He answered in a shirt, pajama pants, and bare feet. Well, I'd never seen his feet before and they totally grossed me out. They weren't hairy or dirty or anything, but he had these super thick veins on them (like Madonna or Angie but worse). Seriously unattractive.

Nice feet. I wonder how they felt on Brad's or Mark's shoulders?

TiredofthisCrap's picture

Yes, I clicked solely on the foot photo, I have a foot fetish. I must say GC feet and toes won't be going in my mouth.

sparklebutt's picture

Sucio, RECONTRA Sucio!

But for a "REAL" good time, grab a cup of Abuelita's and try this cosmic biscotti...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Mr8qdZSk38

dreadloccowgirl's picture

I confess...I am a foot fetish freak! Thank You, MK.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:39pm.
You can buy Jamaican-blend curry powder or, more satisfyingly, you can make up a batch of your own,
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You have obviously never tasted my curry.
"Satisfying" is not the first word that would come to mind. Trust.

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angel_i's picture

And what the hell with curry recipes, man!?!

The first 5 spices?! How cum no one ever says what those spices ARE?!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:39pm.
You can buy Jamaican-blend curry powder or, more satisfyingly, you can make up a batch of your own,
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You have obviously never tasted my curry.
"Satisfying" is not the first word that would come to mind. Trust.

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Bjork You's picture

1a) George Clooney always stops to admire a good beard. Ahem.
1b) Clooney is checking out the goat's beard because he left his home.

(Sorry, couldn't resist the beard jokes.)

2) "Mike," that picture of that top-headed Singed Ginge walking her dog was great and bizarre. She should be Hot Slut of the Day.

3) "El Bastardo," you made me crave for some goat roti.

Evil_Cupcake's picture

What in Velociraptor hell is wrong with that man's feet?

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El Bastardo's picture

Method: How to make curry goat

The authentic Caribbean curry goat is, of course, made with goat meat. You can get goat in the UK but it’s hard to track down. Mutton or at least older autumn lamb, makes a very acceptable alternative. Use cheaper stewing cuts. I like a mixture of shoulder meat, scrag end and neck chops, and I leave the chops and scrag end on the bone. Every Caribbean cook has their own version of this dish and the spice combinations vary wildly. You can buy Jamaican-blend curry powder or, more satisfyingly, you can make up a batch of your own, as described below.
curry goat

1. To prepare the curry blend, dry-roast the first 5 spices by tossing them for a couple of minutes in a hot, dry frying pan, then pound in a pestle and mortar or grind in a coffee or spice grinder. Mix with the ginger and turmeric.

2. Cut the mutton into good-sized chunks (I prefer 2–3cm thick chunky slices to even cubes; think in terms of 3–4 pieces per person), trimming off only the really excessive fat.

3. In a large bowl (big enough to take the meat), combine 2 level tbsp of the freshly ground spice mix with the tomatoes, garlic, onions and chillies. Strip the thyme leaves off their stalks, bruise with a knife blade and add to the bowl. Finely chop the roots and stalks of the coriander (set aside the leaves for adding to the curry at the end) and add them, too. Add the HP sauce if you like.

4. Add the meat to the marinade, rubbing the marinade in well with your fingers. You should spend a bit of time over this, working the spices into the meat and enjoying the smell that rises from the bowl. Cover and leave in the fridge for at least 6 hours, or overnight.

5. Remove the meat from the seasoning, knocking off any loose bits of onion or tomato (these will be fried separately later). In a large pan, fry the meat in the butter until it is nicely browned. You’ll need to do this in at least 2 batches.

6. Transfer to a large casserole (in the Caribbean they’d use a cast iron Dutch pot). Then fry the seasoning that you’ve just taken the meat out of – everything that’s left in the bowl – until the onions are softened. Add to the meat in the pot.

7. Deglaze the pan with a little water and add these juices, along with enough extra water just to cover the meat. Add a scant teaspoon of salt. Bring to the boil, then turn it down to the gentlest possible simmer. Transfer to a very low oven (about 120°c/Gas Mark ½), if you like, or cook on the hob, until the meat is very tender.

8. It will need at least 2, more like 3, hours. Serve sprinkled with the chopped coriander leaves, accompanied by plain boiled rice and fried plantains, plus mango chutney or other Jamaican pickles.

IRIE IRIE!!

hey he's a good looking pepaw. We wish our future or even current boyfriends to look as hot and charming.

Mmmmmmm. He has nice hands.

Wait. Is it me or did his chin grow about four feet?

Miami's picture

George Clooney's feet should be the least of his problems. He might want to try playing a role, other than himself, in a movie.

has anyone noticed the goat is on a leash and has a doghouse. Weird. Goats should roam free in a fenced area, they're not dogs.

Dog's picture

George Clooney's hooves and claws are fucking gross. Has this guy never heard of pedicures or manicures? I bet if you look close enough, he has hair on his toes. Oh God. *shudders violently*

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JPRX's picture

Fine lookin' goat ...

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Shouldn't there be more photos of George with young-ish stinkfish to prove that George is a 'real man'?

mike's picture

Why the hell is he walking around barefoot?

Wonder Woman's picture

dayum i want that effin bastard...

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speakit's picture

fainting goats are one of the coolest animals. If I could have one, I would.

and lmao at this whole post.

mike's picture

Damn, MK, I sent you a pic of that uber-hot ginge walking her dog in NYC yesterday, and you waste a post on Clooney? You disappoint.

Aphid's picture

I love goats! Get it away from Clooney.

salacious's picture

I think that taking care of your feet says a lot about someone's character. I always pay attention at how well people take care of their hands and feet. That doesn't make me a sucio fuck, despite what MK may think.

what a beautiful goat. I love those animals too and cows with their big sad eyes.

What is up with the feet?!!! The left foot looks fine but the right one looks deformed. I've always thought Clooney was handsome but he just dropped a few notches after looking at that hammer foot !

madam s.'s picture

I love goats.

All I ever think about Clooney is that if you put a bolt in his neck, he would look exactly like Frankenstein to me.

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angel_i's picture

PS. Men who stare at goats was way better than Up in the air but Clooney almost ruined it, he did. I think he's a certified Drunk now.

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Dog's picture

I'd rather fuck the goat, thanks.

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angel_i's picture

George Clooney needs to come find me. I am a Goat Whisperer dontcha know?! TELL HIM!

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JoJo's picture

I really didn't need to know that George Clooney has a hammertoe. That is all.

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Vern's picture

Yes he leers, but does he pay to watch it eat?