Sunday, March 14th 2010

Lady Gaga Needs to Take A Nap


During the final number of her show in Auckland, New Zealand last night, Lady Caca looked like she was ready to free her tuck, slip her dreamin' wig on and go to bed! Lady Caca either:

a) Got weak because her tuck was too tight and it was cutting off the blood supply to the rest of her body.
b) She's really the Alabama Leprechaun and decided to celebrate St. Patrick's Day early by sniffing the wrong stuff again.
c) She just finished watching the Telephone video.
d) She was tired and had to go poo.
e) She was doing an impersonation of your drunk ass sitting at the club while trying not to pass out by dancing with only your upper body. That's what we call the "It's Time To Go The Fuck Home" jig.

I'm going to go with e. Obviously.

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cowboyinsweden's picture

I was right across the road from this but I got to see The Pixies, what a farce! The only respect I had for her was that apparently she didn't lipsync. Fuck you GaGa, Black Francis kicks your arse!!

On the other hand.. nevermind.

boomsy's picture

I'll admit I had a giggle or two at the beginning; I've had days when I've felt like that. But seriously, I think something is wrong with her. Seemed like even just moving was a major effort and that she just mustered up enough energy at the end because she knew it was almost over. I think she just needs to rest herself for awhile...

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Funny how the "live" song sounds as clear as the CD. Nothing like trying to get people to go to future concerts by not even trying to fake like you're really singing. Caca...you need to at least move your mouth to the words in order to lip sync.

I love Gaga. I've never seen a performance of hers where she gave it less than 100%. This video is kind of funny. I'm inclined to agree with choice e), too. She seems a little out of it, but who cares. She'll be back in top form in no time, I'm sure.

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You know, I really used to dislike the Gaga, and I'll still turn the radio when Poker Face comes on. But my God, she felt crappy during one song of one concert. BFD. Hey, guess what? I've had shitty days at work too. I've felt crappy but still plugged on, perhaps giving less than I would normally do. I have done a less than stellar job before. But my life isn't in the public eye like hers is. If we're comparing her situation to Madonna's...well you kind of can't. Similarities are there, sure. But when Madonna was 23, there wasn't a 24/7 news feed on her life, no youtube, no downloading music.

You know why we see stars messing up on stage, looking bad in photos, and behaving badly? It's the amount of information we're allowed to have/feel entitled to. You don't think Madonna ever phoned in a concert or at least one song? You can't look it up online because there wasn't this level of media outlets when she was 23. If I was famous enough that people were following me around 24/7, they'd catch some ugly shit, let me tell you. And did anybody not at least experiment with drugs when they were young? Or are we on a moral majority website here?

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LaChaylo's picture

Fried Caca - that made my day.

We all have our shitty days at work where we just want to say fuck it. (Not that I'm defending La Caca, just saying)

Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:54am.
What a bunch of stupid ass comments.

Go get some information if you want to comment, even people in the audience passed out in this concert due to the heat. This is merely fried Caca.

And what happened to the world, suddenly Madonna goes around in everyone's mouth as symbol of a real "artist"? What have we come to? I belong to the good old times, when people knew Madonna was shitty commercial crap with no depth or content wrapped in scandal for profit. Sounds like Caca to you?

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I just want to know why this "Native New Yorker" has adopted a English accent. Her accent is more prominent than Madonnas pseudo accent. Even though she's talented, what a poser.

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lol at people paying money to see this. I can not imagine paying for a ticket to a concert where someone does not play an instrument or actually sing.

What a bunch of stupid ass comments.

Go get some information if you want to comment, even people in the audience passed out in this concert due to the heat. This is merely fried Caca.

And what happened to the world, suddenly Madonna goes around in everyone's mouth as symbol of a real "artist"? What have we come to? I belong to the good old times, when people knew Madonna was shitty commercial crap with no depth or content wrapped in scandal for profit. Sounds like Caca to you?

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LOL! Wake up,bish!

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Submitted by Cat Scratch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:54am.
UGh.

You know what bothers me about Gaga? That she totally appropriates the gay community to feed her narcissism. She's constantly professing herself as some leader of the gays when in actuality it takes more to be gay than just glitter and spandex. It's really despicable.

Also she's a fucking narcissistic tool, someone this consumerist and self-obsessed is the LAST thing this world needs.

^^^^^AMEN!!!!

And, take out the name Gaga and insert Kylie Minogue, or Madonna, who ever else the gays fall over and faint for. These so called "artistes" would have NO careers except for the gays (mostly men).
And if you think I hate gays, think again-- I'm bisexual and live with a woman. So don't hate on me.

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I'm gonna go with that she was feeling ill. At the end she grimaces quite a bit so she might have been in pain also.

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Poor thing, she was obviously sick. she's usually much more dynamic on stage.

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Okay, but in her defense, that's kind of how I was acting at work today, but my blood sugar was low and my feet were hurting dammit!

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Didn't she used to be a Coke head?

I remember a few weeks ago that she had to call off one of her concerts because of an "irregular heartbeat".

I think she's still on drugs, but that's just me.

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To the people saying she's only "tired", this is a lot more than "tired". Please! She's waay wasted out of her mind. She's not even trying to lip-sync at times, almost nodding off! And yes, she's obviously anorexic which only adds to the exhaustion, but from what I've seen from her live and in interviews, it often seems like she's flying high on something. Being an anorectic workaholic might not work out so well with being a hedonist on drugs.

What really annoys me is her smug attitude and the "smart" and "provocative" statements she puts out there in interviews, when she's not making sense at all. And when you go to see someone in concert you want the artist to at least pretend to give a damn.

GaGa was clearly not feeling well, and was trying hard to carry on to the end,a very commendable attitude.

Cat Scratch's picture

UGh.

You know what bothers me about Gaga? That she totally appropriates the gay community to feed her narcissism. She's constantly professing herself as some leader of the gays when in actuality it takes more to be gay than just glitter and spandex. It's really despicable.

Also she's a fucking narcissistic tool, someone this consumerist and self-obsessed is the LAST thing this world needs.

I was there the next night and there was no more lounging around....maybe she had a lolly before going on stage lol. Cool show btw.

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That looks like low blood sugar to me.

Or heroin. "Looks like heroin to me."~ the bf

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She's probably going to pull a Britney Spears, like all of them do.

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RedVelvetCake's picture

Her real first name is Joanne. LOL!

Lucifer_Sam's picture

I pick c. obviously.

Quite frankly there is a good reason they went overboard with the video; the song sucks ballsac.

Go home Gaga and come back with a new shtick and some songwriting talent.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 11:23pm.
LMAO its the 3rd time i watch the vid!! I ve never been so entertained by Lady Gaga.

The robot dance behind her is completely retarded too!
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So totally with you!

I see a lot of cellulite at 1:19

Emeriesan's picture

LMAO its the 3rd time i watch the vid!! I ve never been so entertained by Lady Gaga.

The robot dance behind her is completely retarded too!

RedVelvetCake's picture

What a COMPLETE.HAWT.MESS.

I didn't like her until I saw this.

I actually think her shoes were KILLING her. If it had been me, I would have sat down and thrown those fuckers into the crowd and done the rest of the gig barefoot.

I loved the "ah fuck it" lip-synching!

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Flintstones vitamins...that is all.

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She doesn't eat enough because she wants to be anorexicly skinny, thus she has no energy. She probably wants to become an actress now, now that she's seen how exhausting her life is as a pop star. I feel bad for her, her life doesnt have any normalcy. It's like she sold her soul.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Stoned out of her jug head. Kiwis paid good money to see this phoned-in travesty and didn't boo? Damn, y'all off your game down under.

shandi's picture

You could clearly hear a track of her playing background in the beginning and when she was singing. But then there are times when she isn't singing at all and have they have to pump up the volume of that background track. Pathetic. Was she drunk or on drugs? I would be pissed if I'd paid money to see someone like her perform and got that kind of shit.

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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 6:55pm.

You are watching someone paying off the debt.

The debt of an extremely expensive videos big promos and all the hype machine money can buy. When there is no money left in the machine. All At the expense of a big dream in a little body.

When Prince wrote "Slave" on his face he was, as always, way ahead of his time.

The music industry is dead and dragging her with it. Do a deal with the devil and you will get burned. Its water under the bridge and she missed the boat and is swimming against the current.

Live is all thats left. They will work you to death. Tours and Tshirts are the last bastion of hope.

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Emeriesan's picture

I hate how certain showbiz personalities and fans are branding her as the new Madonna.Please. She's the new Cher, at best.

True Divas like Madonna are control freaks who wont let even their dancers do drugs.

Pinkismyblack's picture

Well, the dancers are bringing it, haha.
I'll stick with the real Kylie, thnx.

buddhistgirl69's picture

I like that Lady GaGa supports art and artists... I went to see Van Morrison and he fell asleep on his white grand piano and snored into the microphone. Everyone in the audience tip-toed out so as not to wake him... time changes are a bitch for performers.

weird! i saw gaga in concert at radio city in january and she was PHENOM. she had energy the whole show, and she had recently been very sick. and everyone who claims she lip syncs doesn't know what they're talking about.
idk what happened to her here, maybe she wasn't feeling well, or was just REALLY tired? it happens.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 8:36pm.
I don't think she's lip-syncing, she sounds way too off key in parts for that.

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those parts are the ones she's singing over the track.

I think people need to realize that Gaga was invested in as a novelty, one hit wonder act and when she hit big her contract didn't go bigger. The record company that she's with is making huge profit off of her while she's working under a "newbie" contract. There is no way her dollars are stacking the way people would expect given her popularity. She's doing everything she can to try to pay off debt and have a little something to show for her pain and suffering. She needs to burn the candle at both ends to stay on top so when contract talks come up she's still in a place where she has the ability to tell management to "pay what they owe".

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I don't think she's lip-syncing, she sounds way too off key in parts for that.

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Anonymous101's picture

Poor Gaga :( She does need a rest, put her clothes on, come back and just focus on the music she used to write in the beginning before she became famous, the music that made her popular in the underground.

And for those of you calling her untalented, have you been accepted at Julliard at age 12?? It's not that she untalented, it's just that she is spewing the bull$h!t that the record company tells her to.

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Spot fucking on. Gaga is the biggest moneymaker the recording industry has seen in years and she is being wrung of every ounce of anything they can sell. She's carrying a tour by herself after Kanye went even crazier than usual and wasn't worthwhile investment. Everyone expects her to be bigger, badder,better with every new song that she releases. She's going to run around all summer touring and then the "suits" are going to toss her ass in the studio to have shit ready for release late 2010 or early 2011.

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Statler and Waldorf's picture

*I'm* sleepy after watching that, and I like Gaga's music. What did she do at the very end? She made some kind of strange face.

You people are so fucking naive. I'm fucking sure that she's high as a kite.
She even said before that she was a crackhead. And once you are a crackhead, always a crackhead.

Hopefully that fugly tranny will end up like Corey Haim.

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Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:09pm.

Musicians? I don't even know WTF you said and you're asking me about musicians? For all I know you were talking about bird-eating monkeys from Madagascar or dead flies in Egypt!

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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 6:56pm.

You obviously dont know any musicians.

http://www.nme.com/blog/index.php?blog=10&p=7904&more=1&c=1
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/29/london_callling_wrap/

http://musicians.about.com/od/ah/g/360deals.htm

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/14/2010 - 7:04pm.

Yeah. What tonta said.

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Yeah. What tonta said.

And like I said: She CAN take control of that, if she's able. She's made her connections, stomped a little space out for herself. Now she needs to work it the way it wants to work her; the way Madonna did in the past (which, funnily enough, USED to impress me but now I see that she is nothing but a Bride of Satan)... I think that would be the next step in impressing me - managing to sort that shit out without requiring a breakdown.

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EvilShoe's picture

Meh, I don't like her that much but I hope she feels better soon.

I pick e. too.

Wonder if she's sick. When I had bronchitis any activity, no matter how tiny, left me doing exactly that. Except I wasn't dressed like a mutant robot.

Whatever the cause, I smell an impending vaca for Caca due to blanket term "Exhaustion."

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can i add..

F. she probably had cramps..it could happen..lol

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