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FAT BALLS!
Because we're all 6-year-olds pretending to be mature grown-ups, Asda supermarket is considering changing the name of their FAT BALLS bird food after employees have seen several shoppers laughing at it in the aisles. The balls of fat and seed sell for £1.38, and a spokeswhore for Asda tells The Sun that instead of changing the name completely they might just put it on a higher shelf. The spokeswhore added, "Colleagues have seen many shoppers emerging from the pet aisle with a smile on their face. Adults as well as kids have been caught sharing a giggle as well so we are considering covering the packaging on shelf or even giving the product a new name."
It's just FAT BALLS! Damn. What is this world coming to, because we know it's not cumming to FAT BALLS anymore. It's truly a sad day when laughing at FAT BALLS is frowned upon. This might be discrimination, because I doubt there would be a problem if it's name was SKINNY BALLS. Anyways, the hos at Asda need to suck on a pair of FAT BALLS, because it's not that serious. SAVE FAT BALLS!
But if Asda insists, they can always change the name to Lardy Testicles, or Greasy Sacks, or even Cisco Adlers. I'm sure nobody would laugh at that.
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Yeah, cos God forbid something makes us smile for a change. "Remove it immediately before someone finds any joy in it!"
Funny, double entendre names for products should be MANDATORY.
Oh please. We are forever taking cell photos of this stuff whilst in the grocery store. Last time it was "Spotted Dick". I texted it to my fellow pervy friend.
Now I want to see someone actually BUY this stuff. Dare you to go up to the counter w. the Spotted Dick, Cock Flavored Soup, and Fat Balls! Do eet!
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:11am.
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Fat balls and dryer balls. I laugh everytime I use them (dryer balls) cause I read it as dry 'yer balls. Juvenile.
What? I don't get it. I don't see anything wrong with Fat Balls....Fat Balls in a Sack, maybe...for clarity...?
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Yeah, seriously, children. OMG, fat! Gay! Ugly! OMGGGGGGG! No wonder the country is crashing and burning. UR all ugly n dum. Did I do it right? Grow the fuck up, America.
we can never have nice things because of the 12yos. Oh, who am I kidding - I would've been laughing like Scarlet on crack. And then buying a bunch for Xmas gifts ...
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Even funnier is the price of mangoes from australia. 4.99 PER POUND. i found that so amusing i even took a picture with my phone.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:29am.
Could be worse. Could be BIG FAT BALLS
of course they smirked when they thought up that name. they knew what they were doing when they shipped those out.
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I'm ashamed I know this but asda was in the daily mail the other day - something about only wanting to hire polish speaking people, as that's where most of their produce came from or some such nonsense.
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This laughing in the grocery is corrupting our society!
Now excuse me while I slip into my corset and petticoats.
You'll find them just down the isle from the spotted dick pudding and cock-a-leekie soup. F-cking British.
Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:52am.
Heaven forbid you have people laughing in the grocery store! Something must be done immediately. What a problem!
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Seriously. The majority of people I see in supermarkets look so godawful depressed pushing their squeaky buggies. I don't see how a little laugh could hurt.
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Could be worse. Could be BIG FAT BALLS
of course they smirked when they thought up that name. they knew what they were doing when they shipped those out.
Heaven forbid you have people laughing in the grocery store! Something must be done immediately. What a problem!
We giggle at something called "cock soup" in the soup/bouillon aisle haha (it has a big rooster on the packaging and really does say "cock soup" in big letters)
we are all in grade 8 on the inside! :P
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:04am.
ahahahahahaha. TRUE!
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:31am.
My favorite is "Cock Soup" which you can find at asian shops.
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Spotted Dick
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"Feed the birds, tuppence a fat ball...."
Change the name to "fat spheres," that'll do it.
Or "suet spheres" for alliteration.
Recently I saw a story from a college called "Arcadia University" in a town I used to live in - I wondered why I didn't remember that school, then I realized it used to be "Beaver College." Grow up everybody!
Although I admit I was giggling like a junior high student last night - I was listening to an old timey radio show and they played an old song from the 20s or 30s called "Make Love to a Guitar"
Great news to read whilst eating breakfast. Yea. Anyway, now back to eating some Heinz Spotted Dick.
sorry for the double post.
I should add that the Cock flavor soup was priced at 69p. You cant make this up.
Submitted by chippychazoo on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:33am.
Asda also used to sell a packet soup mix called 'cock flavoured soup', that seems to have disapeared recently.
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OMG, I bought that very same soup sachet from my corner shop recently! You can still find it around.
I have bought these fat balls from Asda, but my lovely pair of tits didn't like them, they much prefer home made.
Asda also used to sell a packet soup mix called 'cock flavoured soup', that seems to have disapeared recently. Here it is;
http://sams247.net/p352/GRACE-COCK-SOUP-1.7-OZ./product_info.html
(edit. I notice Madam S beat me to to it!)
My favorite is "Cock Soup" which you can find at asian shops.
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I think they should use those with this:
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And here I've been giving mine away for free.
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haha this is so typical of England.
Sometimes they don't bother naming things properly because of the demographics, the other time I bought silver and gold cake decoration pearls and the box just said "posh pearls".
I just looked up what is actually in Spotted Dick and I see this as the description...
Spotted dick is a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit (usually currants) commonly served with custard, and a standard part of English cuisine.
Suet, they say? Coincidence?
Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:51am.
I find the name odd only because they didn't use suet instead of fat. Is suet a word more common in the US?
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I think it is. I feed the birds and have always used the word suet for that type of feed.
I find the name odd only because they didn't use suet instead of fat. Is suet a word more common in the US?
They may just put it on a higher shelf because why? Taller people are much more serious?
I laugh every time I am in the grocery store and go down the imported food aisle. A canned product called Spotted Dick gets me every time! I think it is a Spam type thing from the UK.
I had a part time job at a hardware store for about 6 months a few years back.
It never ceased to amaze me how much bird food old people buy.
They could barely lift the bags of food yet they were buying two and four at a time in the winter.
These are people who were also buying cat food, probably to eat themselves because they couldn't afford groceries.
But the wild birds never went hongray!