Ross Gellar Is Getting Married!
43-year-old David Schwimmer is getting married to 24-year-old photographer Zoe Buckman! These two crazy lovebirds met in London in 2007 while David was directing Run Fat Boy Run. This will be the first marriage for both of them.
David and Zoe have been dating for around 3 years, so you can stop trying to hand her that gold digging shovel! Besides, a trained gold digger digs with her mouth. Speaking of mouths, Zoe isn't puckering in the picture above because the money is so close she can actually taste it! No, she's puckering because pretending to suck on David Schwimmer's peen makes her happy. So there's really no need to embrace her into the Gold Diggers Club just yet!
Anyways, here's Ross' TRUE TRUE love Rachel Green looking more like Rachel Orange while doing stuff in NYC yesterday afternoon and this morning.
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I'm 24 also and I want to know where the hell to find rich Jews like Schwimmer to hook up with!!!
Jen looks beautiful -- as usual.
David needs a haircut. Glad to see he has found someone. Only took him 43 years to get a marriage under his belt ... God forbid he was divorced at this age and still hadn't found spouse #2 !!!
Bleh David looks so dirty in that pic. They are both fugly to say the least. She better pop out a baby if she wants any $ from him.
Ross GELLER ER NOT AR.
And dude waited a long ass time to marry, hope it goes well. And that bitch Jennifer Aniston! Can't she try to look ugly just once? Love everything she is wearing and her hair!
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That's one tore up "24". Before I read the post I was wondering why he's hanging with a middle-aged Hollywood wife with awful cheek implants.
Whamo> I wouldnt even give it that long. 6 months. Tops.
Wtf do a 24 yr old and a 43-yr old have in common?!
Jen looks hott.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:46pm.
Do I beat it before or afterwards?
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Do I beat it before or afterwards?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:16pm.
I can't stand Ross...
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Ironically, neither could I.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Submitted by cMal on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:55pm.
I have to admit, Ross looks great, especially with his hair like that. Ageing is sure as hell treating him well.
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I can't stand Ross, but I'll give credit where credit is due...the age difference was not obvious to me at all.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
I hope they have "New Hairdressers" on their wedding registry.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
I have to admit, Ross looks great, especially with his hair like that. Ageing is sure as hell treating him well.
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Gross! He is 20 years older than her! Yuck! What an old pervo.
Seriously, who? Has he been relevant in the past 5 years? I wish him well, but honestly, who cares?
Nice clothes on JA. She can afford the best.
Aw Rachel! You let Ross slip away too?! *sigh*
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Looks like the group home for adults is attending another dance.
If he'g gonna tap some 24 year old chocha, couldn't he get one that doesn't look like marlo thomas at 50?
She's fug...at least in the foto.
So all those teens and girls in their early 20s who dreamed of marrying Ross when Friends first aired but they then thought they were too young for him were in fact too old for him . . . how ironic. Well good luck to these two ugly, big-nosed hosers.
Holy SHIT, that coat is fucking GORGEOUS. Le sigh
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Late to the party but... He looks terrrrrible. Did he have the swine flu when that photo was taken? Or is it methface?
And I'm sorry, but 43 year old dudes who marry 24 year old women are generally immature schmucks. I just want to grab him by the necktie and smack him and yell "You're not supposed to MARRY THEM, you pud!" (was that misogynist of me?)
Everyone but Jennay has moved on. BWAHAHA
Didn't include her clingons aka dumbshits who love to keep pushing her onto the next victims.
Even Ross wouldn't give jennay the time of day. ho hummmm
What the hell is Kate Bush doing with Ross Gellar?
Wow, he's beat.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I'll give them three years tops
I have never thought this guy was good looking. The hair in the picture MK chose - it's horrible. Makes him look like a little-boy-geek.
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Kanderso- yeah not the winters but i miss all the in between. Late on I moved to Wicker Park in my last year there & it was ok but rent was skyrocketing. Fuck no.
You know it's sad, a bar I went to a few times @ Clark and Fullerton area- some of the bartenders were talking about Chris Farley and how he'd ring up huge bar tabs and let these bitches just drink on him all night, desperate for friends to hang out. So sad. Always had nice thing to say about him as a person just how tragic his state of mind was ..but ya never hear nice things about Schwimmer (sorry PSL !!!:))))
she's not a photographer, she's a trust fund baby!
i mean, i haven't seen her work - perhaps she's the next cindy sherman - but she strikes me as someone who was hanging around the rich and famous until her marriage ship came in.
(pinches self as punishment for being so judgemental)
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Matt Damon's wife looks cool I think, but both this girl and Alice Kim have that smug look of yes-I've-hit-the-gold-diggers jackpot bitches.
I used to know Luciana when she was married to her first husband, I used to work with him in real estate. And she is actually one of the nicest women I've ever met. Just a really kind and gentle soul - shy and sweet. Not to mention, in person, she is so much more beautiful than in the pics you see from the paps. You ever meet someone that is just so beautiful inside that it radiates from them? Well, that's Lucy. True story of the good girl that finally get's what she deserves - a good guy!!
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i never thought he was good looking...so who gives a fuck...shes ugly too...
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These men that marry women young enough to be daughters are weirdos, buck up and face it, your're middle aged. Marrying a young goldigger that watches Friends in repeats aint gonna change that or make you look happening.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:03am.
Jennifer, what is up with those rolled jeans?
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Maybe it was b/c of the rain? I was sporting the same stupid look Saturday night during the monsoon here. Anyway, aside from that, I love how she dresses.
I was confused when I saw the "Gold diggers" tag on a JA post, til I realized it was actually a dopey David Schwimmer post. That is how totally forgettable he is to me.
*yawns*
Meh.
Feh.
Team Valtrex - Horrible! But it made me laugh so hard I peed a little.
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JA looks amazing.
Considering that her eyes are on the sides of her head, I bet she saw the proposal coming from a mile away.
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:37am.
Yes this was in yesterdays news on UK Daily Mail- and he met her when she was a waitress at a club. yep! Score one for gold diggers. Alice Kim/nic cage's wife was a sushi hostess, Matt Damon's wife was a bartender...bla bla bla... Now they're probably all snobby bitches who forget their old jobs:)
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Matt Damon's wife looks cool I think, but both this girl and Alice Kim have that smug look of yes-I've-hit-the-gold-diggers jackpot bitches.
Who cares about Ross...Jennifer looks pretty here. I like her style. I'm turning into a HEND!! ONOEZ!!!
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The girl in the American Apparel Bodysuits ad has these huge stretch marks on her ass... And oh yeah, Ross is getting married to a Cocker Spaniel. Fitting I guess. It will match the dyed Pomeranian on his head...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
David is a homosexual, so this is:
1) a normal beard arrangement or possibly
2) Lesbianism most Foul!
NO! No! None of these Ross stories are true!! *puts fingers in ears and sings*
lol
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Submitted by putas on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:42am.
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Haha, yay, we might have been neighbors!
I miss Chicago too :(
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Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:38am.
Hilarious. I used to live near Clark st. and would see him a lot too. He was with a chick was fell off a bar stool at Ravens a few times and we all laughed.. then they left together. Sleazy.
Wiener Circle- I was so mad when I went and they were too lazy to be cunty/insult us. I loved taking out of town friends there after a night of boozing and not tell them their 'schtick' was to be incredibly rude and aggro and see how they'd react. God I miss Chicago. Ah well.
Gross.
Ross has skeeved me out for years. I lived in Chicago for a while after college and he frequented Wrigleyville and Lincoln Park bars and restaurants and was 1) always with skanky looking, young girls, and 2) always drunk. The worst was when my friends and I saw him meeting and then minutes later making out with some barely legal slutty-looking girl in the wee hours of the morning at the Wiener Circle hot dog stand. Like, had his hands up her skirt and on her ass and was showing all of us innocent bystanders her thong.
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Yes this was in yesterdays news on UK Daily Mail- and he met her when she was a waitress at a club. yep! Score one for gold diggers. Alice Kim/nic cage's wife was a sushi hostess, Matt Damon's wife was a bartender...bla bla bla... Now they're probably all snobby bitches who forget their old jobs:)
Fug + Fug = I hope they don't have kids.
didn't he use to make 1 million an episode on friends? why does he dress like a homeless person?
He's too old for you, dumbass.
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18 year diff, and dating when she was 21, I hope that wasnt the only peen shes ever tasted.
And I think Rachel Green looks pretty good.