Jude Law Is A Devoted Father
Jude Law and his latest baby mama Samantha Burke have come to an agreement regarding child support and the visitation schedule for their five-month old daughter Sophia. The News of the World (via Metro) claims that Jude's signature will hitch a ride on a $5,000 check and visit baby Sophia once a month. Jude himself will shake baby Sophia's hand in person just twice a year. So Jude is basically making like his hairline and disappearing.
One of Samantha's friends added, "Jude will visit his daughter at least twice a year, once around Christmas."
Five thousand dollars is not a lot of money to a wallet fucker. Jude Law could've shook out his checking account a little more and added a zero to that amount. I mean, it's not like he's spending any money on haircare products or condoms. Now thanks to him being a cheap ass, Samantha Burke will have no choice but to shine up Sophia and kick her ass out on the ho stroll to collect more coins.
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@ Pernicious 5:32p.m.
(I would have responded sooner but other duties took precedent)
Why is your friend selfish? Because love isn't just a FEELING it is a CHOICE.
For over 11 years your friend still CHOOSES to place his desires (I won't count needs, i.e. employment, food, clothing, shelter) over the needs of his daughter. He CHOOSES to tell himself that because he didn't want her he doesn't have to show loving actions toward her. He may have to fulfill court mandated support and daddy-daughter time, but he CHOOSES to do it in a clock-watching-eye-rolling-sigh-heaving-isn't-this-over-yet way. He refuses to face up to the emotional needs of his daughter to the point she is acting out. These are CHOICES he is making. He can CHOOSE better but he won't. Why? To prove his point that he didn't want her? Can't he see that he's sacrificing that poor girl's mental health to prove he's right? He is a hopelessly selfish asshole.
And if I were the mother in this situation? I would apologize to my daughter everyday for the rest of my life for CHOOSING a cold, selfish asshole as the sperm donor.
$5,000 is a lot of money for that chick. Doubt she'll spend all of it on the kid. Doubt he'll bother to see the kid often.
I wasn't kidding, but I don't think I was clear. It's his own fault, and I'm not feeling sorry for him. What I am saying is he has kids on two continents, someone is going to suffer.
I think it is an excellent point that women can end pregnancies without any input from the father (and I think that's fine), but the man can't ever opt out.
If he hasn't sterilized himself by now, he's a fool.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
This woman wanted to have the child, and presumably Jude Law did not. He's fulfilling his legal obligations, and paying a decent amount of child support to keep the child in diapers. If this kid grows up and has a lot of daddy issues, the kid has its skank mother to blame for choosing to raise a child outside of a committed relationship. The mom got herself a sperm donor; that's it.
Submitted by Wren on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:26pm.
People are mad he may not visit more, but when he's visiting this baby then he's absent from the other three he has. So he can't win.
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you're kidding. tell me you're kidding.
that's insane. not only does this man NOT work 7 hours a day, 5 days a week - he has oodles of free time. there aren't limits on the amount of love one person can give.
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pernicious> I wouldn't say your friend is a bad person. You're right. Being blood-related to someone does not automatically make you love them. You can't force something like that. And if he really and truly did not want to be a father...
He had no choice in the matter. But if the woman had aborted b/c she didn't want to be a mother, no one would call her selfish, etc. (I am pro-choice, btw)
Anyway, that's why I don't think it's that big of a deal for Jude to only see this kid 2x a year. The mother choose to have the kid. True, it takes two to tango, but it's possible he WAS wearing protection and the condom broke. Or she gave him one w. pin holes in it. You never know. Word on the street is she was trying to get knocked up by a celebrity so...
And $5000 is PLENTY. She wouldn't even have to work!
Yes, excellent representation. Congrats, you balding sperm bank.
boy he lawyered up good... thats like 50 cents a month and a drive by ... she got fucked but good
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The war isn't working.
Firstly, I love the wallet fucker name!
Secondly, leave them alone for for fucks sake
Hopefully things will work out, and daddys hair will get some (not plugs, but dignified balding)Hair work!
Leave the kids alone dammit! Let them be kids
People are mad he may not visit more, but when he's visiting this baby then he's absent from the other three he has. So he can't win.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
This gold digging slut lives in Pensacola, Florida so $5,000 a month is MORE than enough to live very well.
Submitted by snideychick on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by POernicious 3/15/2010 2:23p.m.
"...my friend is one of the best ppl I know, but he can't fake love for his daughter..."
No, he is not. Your friend is a selfish asshole. Once he made a kid his desires became secondary to the needs of this child. I feel so sorry for that little girl, as well as Jude's.
Absent fathers (whether the physical or emotional kind) make fucked up women with daddy issues. I'm grateful I had a dad who wanted me and wanted me to be a capable woman.
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Please explain to me how he is selfish, cos I genuinely want to know.
Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:23pm
How do kids at her school know what's going on in her personal life? This reeks of bullshit. If it's for real though, I'd love to meet your friend and kick him straight in the balls for not having the HUMAN DECENCY to NOT show contempt for his own kid.
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Well I don't know what schools you went to, but I sure as hell knew most of what was going on in the houses of the kids I went to school with. Who was divorced and who was sleeping around with whom. Kids talk. They go to each other's houses. They are not stupid and/or blind, for goodness sake.
If you think it's bullshit, that's up to you. Why the hell would I make this up? I don't know any of you - nor do you know me, so what would be the purpose? I was just sharing my point of view and if you think he's an ass based on this, again, your opinion. If it wasn't for all the hostility in this thread, your initial point was the exact one that I made, I don't think he should be FORCED to be in the girl's life. He is not a good for her. Unfortunately Swedish law states that he has to spend time with her. He is trying, in spite of what everyone in here reads from my comments. If you read my initial post I said it was BAD for the girl. He doesn't HATE her. He doesn't show contempt for her (which, btw, is a really strong word). He doesn't LOVE her. She FEELS this. She's FUCKED UP. She will probably get worse with age - daddy issues to the extreme.
Again, my initial point, which seems to have gotten lost. I don't think fathers (or mothers) should be forced to be in kid's lives if it's harful for them. If he has on drugs no one would think twice about this, but not loving your child can harm them in worse ways. Thank you for your commnets and input.
GAWD! That woman's gums in the background are scaring me!
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Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:23pm
"He can't help it and would never tell the daughter so, but of course she feels it."
He's obviously letting her know somehow if she "feels it". Maybe it's in his body language or the look of disgust on his face when she calls him dad? Why doesn't he just get fucking lost if he hates his own kid?
"The saddest thing is that the daughter does any and everything to get her father's love and attention and being 11 she's going to get herself in deep shit (already started lying and stealing and gotten kicked out of school for fighting when another girl said her mother was a slut and her father didn't want her)."
How do kids at her school know what's going on in her personal life? This reeks of bullshit. If it's for real though, I'd love to meet your friend and kick him straight in the balls for not having the HUMAN DECENCY to NOT show contempt for his own kid.
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Submitted by POernicious 3/15/2010 2:23p.m.
"...my friend is one of the best ppl I know, but he can't fake love for his daughter..."
No, he is not. Your friend is a selfish asshole. Once he made a kid his desires became secondary to the needs of this child. I feel so sorry for that little girl, as well as Jude's.
Absent fathers (whether the physical or emotional kind) make fucked up women with daddy issues. I'm grateful I had a dad who wanted me and wanted me to be a capable woman.
$5K per month is way too much. $5K per month is much more than Samantha Burke could ever earn on her own. Jude should pay the bimbo $1k per month and put $4K per month in a trust fund for his daughter. Of course, that would actually be in the best interests of the child...and we can't have that now, can we?
Submitted by SMiTTy on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 3:35pm.
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I respect your opinion, even if I don't agree with it at all. YES, I do blame this girl's mother. NOT because I'm a woman and she is another one, but BECAUSE she brought a child into this world and into a horrible situation. I also blame him for allowing himself to be put into this situation. I feel I must reiterate, you cannot FORCE someone to love. You may think so, and I can see a few others agree with you, but I don't. I just don't.
And those saying that he needs to man up and take responcibility, he has his daughter every other weekend. He is taking part in raising her, but everyone around this girl knows how she came into this world. He has NEVER told his daughter that he doesn't want her and he NEVER would. These are things she's heard from others around her, including her own mother telling her that "daddy never wanted you and he never will." He understands his mistakes and the girl is here and he is trying his best, but the love just isn't there. He is not bitter at all, he doesn't like his daughter's mother, but he tries his best.
I don't want to go too deep into this, but I feel sorry for his daughter. And so does he. I'm hoping that she grows up to be a good person and that he one day will start to love her, for both his and the girl's sake. But like I said, I think it would have been better if he wasn't forced to take her so early on in the girl's life, cos I think he would have come around. The saddest thing is that the daughter does any and everything to get her father's love and attention and being 11 she's going to get herself in deep shit (already started lying and stealing and gotten kicked out of school for fighting when another girl said her mother was a slut and her father didn't want her). I wonder if women who try to entrap men in this way ever consider this? Just get pregnant by someone who wants you AND the baby and save 3 lives.
If your brain is too small to learn how to work a condom or if you are so fucking stupid that you think a vasectomy is something you eat with your fingers then keep it in your fucking pants you dumb fuck! Don't want some random hoe to trick you into fatherhood? Think responsible sex is too complicated foy your ass? Then a fleshlight is your best friend! Assmunch!
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Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:23pm.
I know I'm in the minority on this, but I can't help but wonder WHY Jude should love this child? He obviously didn't want it. And accidents do happen, so maybe he did use a condom and it broke.
I'm not defending him, but a close friend of mine accidentally made a child. He does not love his daughter. Nor does he want to be a part of her life, but he's forced to. He can't help it and would never tell the daughter so, but of course she feels it. Sad thing is that the girl is now 11 and HATES her mother for giving birth to her by a man who only sees her as a burden. This little girl's life is fucked up and I can't help but think that it would have been better for her if her father wasn't forced to see her. At least then she could have had the fantasy of a father rather than the harsh reality she lives in now. Don't get me wrong, my friend is one of the best ppl I know, but he can't fake love for his daughter.
It's a tricky road, but you can't force or expect someone to love a child they do not want. Jude wasn't there for the pregnancy, he has no emotional attachment to the kid at all. More likely he resents the child's mother and the child will thus always be the product of something negative in the father's eyes.
I really hate women that do shit like this
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WHAT IN DE HELL??
I don't know what people would consider a man to be,but he isn't one!!IMO.I hope that little girl is being raise by a good mother because god willing she will turn her hate into something positive.Her father is also to blame.If she is here on a result of a one night stand then i can understand being bitter for a little bit of time,BUT 11 YEAR??? man up and be a father now!!Its funny how women will blame each other for stuff like this as if the man didn't help the situation get to that point.I have an uncle that was in the army and was stationed in Germany during desert storm.He came back with a "girlfriend" and a new born that he claimed he never wanted, after a year of the baby being here he signed over his rights to another MAN.He use to be THE MAN in my eyes but since then we haven't talked.It may be that i have decent Morals(except when looking at this site LMAO) and i just wont associate myself with(except when looking at this site;0) women or men that are lacking in that department family or not, Good men or NOT! I hope Him or Jl ever need a liver or a kidney....I wonder how their feelings will change then??
Jude Law is half an asshole, but not a full one. Yeah, there is a child with his DNA out in this world, which he evidently did not want brought to this world. Samantha (A TRICK) had the choice to abort or keep the baby. She decided the latter. Hopefully, once he begins to see his child grow up and gets to know her, he will come to his senses and begin to love his daughter. This is what happens when tricks have babies.
Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:23pm.
Your friend is a morally bankrupt, immature douchebag with a Texan-sized selfish streak who needs to be castrated. I feel sorry for his child.
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HA!, just 5k a month, serves this prostitute right.
/get a decent job, skank.
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Submitted by Pernicious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 2:23pm.
I know I'm in the minority on this, but I can't help but wonder WHY Jude should love this child? He obviously didn't want it. And accidents do happen, so maybe he did use a condom and it broke.
I'm not defending him, but a close friend of mine accidentally made a child. He does not love his daughter. Nor does he want to be a part of her life, but he's forced to. He can't help it and would never tell the daughter so, but of course she feels it. Sad thing is that the girl is now 11 and HATES her mother for giving birth to her by a man who only sees her as a burden. This little girl's life is fucked up and I can't help but think that it would have been better for her if her father wasn't forced to see her. At least then she could have had the fantasy of a father rather than the harsh reality she lives in now. Don't get me wrong, my friend is one of the best ppl I know, but he can't fake love for his daughter.
It's a tricky road, but you can't force or expect someone to love a child they do not want. Jude wasn't there for the pregnancy, he has no emotional attachment to the kid at all. More likely he resents the child's mother and the child will thus always be the product of something negative in the father's eyes.
I really hate women that do shit like this.
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Sorry to tell you, your friend is a straight up douche. An honest douche, but still a douche.
If only there some way, some way to prevent women from becoming pregnant!!! O The horror!!!
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
BUT SERIOUSLY: Golddigging slut beggars can't be choosers. When you spot celebrity dick, you gotta jump on it and pray you're ovulating and that last year's bout of chlamydia didn't leave you infertile. LOL
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ROTFLMAO! SO TRUE!
When the sperm is hot to trot all you need is a good egg. Look at that ho of Edwards. She got today's front page articles in the Post and NY Daily News and an article in GQ? Is GQ looking to shrivel men's cocks with pictures of that bitch.
That ho is not worth of a dog pooped newspaper, nevertheless the covers of two NY newspapers.
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I know I'm in the minority on this, but I can't help but wonder WHY Jude should love this child? He obviously didn't want it. And accidents do happen, so maybe he did use a condom and it broke.
I'm not defending him, but a close friend of mine accidentally made a child. He does not love his daughter. Nor does he want to be a part of her life, but he's forced to. He can't help it and would never tell the daughter so, but of course she feels it. Sad thing is that the girl is now 11 and HATES her mother for giving birth to her by a man who only sees her as a burden. This little girl's life is fucked up and I can't help but think that it would have been better for her if her father wasn't forced to see her. At least then she could have had the fantasy of a father rather than the harsh reality she lives in now. Don't get me wrong, my friend is one of the best ppl I know, but he can't fake love for his daughter.
It's a tricky road, but you can't force or expect someone to love a child they do not want. Jude wasn't there for the pregnancy, he has no emotional attachment to the kid at all. More likely he resents the child's mother and the child will thus always be the product of something negative in the father's eyes.
I really hate women that do shit like this.
Jude can use us as his cum recepticle any time he wants, instead of wasting it on those icky stinkfish!
"Golddigging slut beggars can't be choosers. When you spot celebrity dick, you gotta jump on it and pray you're ovulating and that last year's bout of chlamydia didn't leave you infertile. LOL"
LOL!! That was great!! hee hee
And Beyonce's father is paying more because he has no previous child support orders BUT I imagine he will be paying big time alimony to Mrs. Knowles.
The truly disgusting part is that he probably pays $5,000 a month to have his dick vagazzled. He easily pays that much for the upkeep of that worthless slut girlfriend he's got, since she's no longer earning. He would leave this kid on the side of a mountain in a minute if he could get away with it. What a total LOSER!!!!!!
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JL is a known GREAT dad to his 3 kids with Sadie. This woman is a gold digging wanna be model who is scoring her only paycheck by having a baby. JL also has previous financial committments to Sadie and their 3 kids so now sure why people expect JL to give baby mamma half his check. $5k a month is enough for her to live off of and its more than she makes on her own. She had a baby from a one nighter with a man with no previous ties to FL at all. Even he flies his kids to and from NY and London and he rarely films anything not in these 2 cities so he can be close to his kids. This woman is just trash who will use this baby as a meal ticket, sadly.
Very expensive fuck though for Jude. Next time hopefully he will wear a condom.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 1:42pm.
Word. If this bitch ever complains about how "little" she is getting from Law, then I would LOVE to introduce her to a former co-worker of mine who was 31 had two kids under the age of 7 and was raising them ALONE. (Their father took off weeks after the second one was born.) This woman held down a full-time job, paid for daycare, all their living expenses, a mortgage, and never once complained. I am sure she would have loved $500 a month.
I love how Jude Law made no mention of introducing this kid to her three half-siblings from his marriage to Sadie Frost. I will be amazed if he sees this kid twice a year and if so, I bet it will be for a few hours at most.
And to those hos up in here that keep thinking he will be SEEING Sophia once a month, learn to read, haha, MK wrote that Jude will see his daughter twice a year.
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Call me crazy, but if he's _acquiescing_ to visit his baby daughter on a schedule drawn out by lawyers he doesn't sound like a doting father to me. Sounds more like he's phoning it in. It's so sad, I used to like him so much before Nannygate.
Wren and madam s.
Thanks for the voice of reason. I don't see how some people here seem to think this woman deserves that money. Yes, he is wealthy and famous but she knew exactly what she was doing and she was looking to get PAID. Her whole publicity campaign was an effort on her part to de-fame him as well as promote herself and try to get fame any way she could = FAMEWHORE. And it is doubtful that he will have only a very slight relationship with his child - he seems like a very good dad to his other kids doesn't he? I hope he was smart enough to get a paternity test. I think that kid will have a loving relationship with her father but I also believe he drew the line in the sand with regard to the mother. Who knows what she was really wanting to accomplish anyway? But rest assured she didn't get what she was aiming for.....
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I think the Clooney is bisexual and regards both sexes as temporary playthings. But yeah, you'll never hear any shit stories like this coming out about him. He has a shred of intelligence.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 1:32pm.
5 grand is all she's getting???
Good!!!
Maybe this will be a warning for all those bitches trying to trap rich men.
You ain't guaranteed nothing! *LOL*
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Eh, it's $60K a year tax free. I have an MA and didn't make that much when I worked, and I put in 40 plus hours a week.
It's not a fortune, but probably more than this 'ho would have made as a "model" or "actress".
Clooney's not gay... just really REALLY smart *s*
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Sandra Bullock's Oscar win is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse. Better believe that shit.
5 grand is all she's getting???
Good!!!
Maybe this will be a warning for all those bitches trying to trap rich men.
You ain't guaranteed nothing! *LOL*
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Sandra Bullock's Oscar win is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse. Better believe that shit.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 1:27pm.
This gal birthed the wrong man's baby. Cause Beyonce's poppa is paying about $18k a month.
She should have hooked up with that guy.
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Golddigging slut beggars can't be choosers. When you spot celebrity dick, you gotta jump on it and pray you're ovulating and that last year's bout of chlamydia didn't leave you infertile. LOL
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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5,000 a month is a jackpot to a shameless skank with no skills. Mission accomplished. Many desperate starfuckers will follow in her footsteps.
Calculating ho for a mom. Disinterested ho for a dad. Poor baby.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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This gal birthed the wrong man's baby. Cause Beyonce's poppa is paying about $18k a month.
She should have hooked up with that guy.
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Clooney is very vocal about not wanting children. Trust me, he's had the snip. There won't be any child support subpoenas with his name on them, ever.
If he didn't want a child, he should have used protection when he fucked around. Now he has to pay. So sad, dumbass.
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Stupid slut.
If you're old enough to fuck, you're old enough to know whether the guy you're fucking wants to be a parent with you.
99% of the time, THEY DO NOT.
He didn't want this baby so people shouldn't be surprised that he is only seeing her once a month (if that). 5K a month is more than enough to raise one baby.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 12:54pm.
Jude Law = Small potatoes.
If you're going to set out to get payday pregnant by a celebrity at least pick one that actually still has earning potential. .. George Clooney comes to mind.
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Hmmm...yeah...how come there aren't any little "future cocktail waitresses" with bushy eyebrows running around?? Either Clooney is smarter than we think he is...or he's gay (NOOOOOOOOO!).
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Child support aside, he's happy with seeing his kid once a month? What an asshole!
I love how a lot of people seem to think "child support" means money that the mother is supposed to live off of too. I mean, in an ideal situation she would have planned and had a kid with someone who wanted a kid, wanted to be with her, and cohabitate with her. She didn't... so she still has to support herself, buy or rent her own residence, choose work or a career and make money, etc.
I mean, Jude Law is a scumbag too... but that seems superfluous to me, because as a female, I would have never gone to a hotel room with him and allowed myself to get knocked up in the first place, so I simply can't relate. She was starstruck and irresponsible and she is making out far better than most other irresponsible people in those situations do.
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5k a month is what my husband makes and we do just fine and we're a family of 5! This bitch better be happy he's paying child support. I know of a lot of deadbeats that don't!