Monday, March 15th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Harry Crane's Naked Body
First I get a bad omen in the form of a single black Cheerio landing in my cereal bowl, and then this nekkid picture of Mad Men's Rich Sommer hits my inbox. I'm going to blame it on daylight saving time. This week you are allowed to blame everything on DST.
Source: Rob Huebel via Vulture (Thanks Karen)
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I would totally hit that...2 times!
Submitted by LawDog on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 1:27am.
Peanut farts in your general direction
*wipes eyes*... *staggers to grab water*... *ignores pounding headache*...
Peanut's French?!... who would've thunk it?!
well, i for one, am not gonna stand by and take this from some cheese eating parrot!!
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of Elderberries!"
... take that, you silly parrot!!
off to start the day(this should be stunning!)
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
naked kid?
no no no... it's a pair of snuffling bunnies!
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
Peanut farts in your general direction, all of you bird h8trs
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Tits, yea I saw that avi on the other thread. WTF? Who would put a nekkid kid picture up like that on the net.
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He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd
3. Why is Peanut saying "Cunt"
no no... that's 'cuttlebone'
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
*taps fingers on desk* WEEEELLLLL? What do you all have to say for yourselves?
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk next to me...in fact just stay the hell away from me.
Where are you fuckers? What did you do to my bird!?
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk next to me...in fact just stay the hell away from me.
I am back, and I am pissed!!! I want some answers:
1. Why is my bird bald?
2. What are these scissors doing by Peanut's cage?
3. Why is Peanut saying "Cunt"
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk in front of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk next to me...in fact just stay the hell away from me.
here we go. another monday night (lost hour and all) and can't sleep. aaarrrgghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
is centy gone to Mexico to be a ex-patriot Dlisted born-again spanish virgin??? damn her!!! *send me a post card, Centy*
what did i miss?
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
ok
fauna
Ya know, you can continue to live your life alone, and I know you are because you're insecure, you're faithless, and this is all just a big game to you.
It's stupid. It has been stupid.
You stopped being worth the wait a long time ago and I'm a fool to have continued waiting.
Goodnight.
fauna
Ya know, you can continue to live your life alone, and I know you are because you're insecure, you're faithless, and this is all just a big game to you.
It's stupid. It has been stupid.
You stopped being worth the wait a long time ago and I'm a fool to have continued waiting.
Goodnight.
flora
I'm out too.
Have a nice night. and have a nice tomorrow night... speakit has a date.
'night
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:30pm.
ese tip it how? forwards or backwards?
forwards... like a howdydo!
see ya, all!!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
TITSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!111
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i <3 u
ese tip it how? forwards or backwards?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
speaky this is teasing!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/illusive_smew/4436739365/
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Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
alright, i gotta go get some fuzzballs their dinner, folks(they're holding a gun to my head.. call the police!!LOL!)
TITS, if you can make me tip the hat i will make my first avie change in two years... challenge!LOL!
see ya all later, folks!!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:12pm.
Hey ESE, speaky, lurkers. ESE, but, but.....there's even a recipe for Spunky Candied Pecans. :/
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mmmmmm, okay that might be good.
I just can't visualize myself measuring the butter... a little vanilla.. and omg *checks cupboard*... damn. I'm gonna go next door and see if I can borrow some cum.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 11:11pm.
there's even a recipe for Spunky Candied Pecans. :/
with what just went through my head.... you're not helping your cause... that's final!.. i veto your link!LOL!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Beakers! Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:57pm.
LOL, at your White Russians. Reminded me of the Almost White Russian recipe in the cooking with cum cookbook....
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There is NO WAY there is a cooking with cum cookbook...please tell me you are kidding, PLEASE!
Although if there is....ESE's babygirl is away for months, perhaps he could give to the homeless....:)
I refuse to open the link. I am scarred enough already from links I've been forced to open on this website!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Hey ESE, speaky, lurkers. ESE, but, but.....there's even a recipe for Spunky Candied Pecans. :/
EDIT to include Centy. Heya, Centy!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:43pm.
ESE is a Republican?!
i stand in the middle wondering what, if anything can be fixed at this point
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Right there with ya!
Did you see the NYT mag article on Rahm Emanuel yesterday? Hilarious!
Obama was roasting him last year and was talking about how he did a ballet of Machiavelli's The Prince "with alot of kicks below the waist" (although with Rahm, how could they ever be ABOVE the waist), and how when he lost half his middle finger he was rendered almost speechless.
Seriously, though, not a fucking thing is getting done except for maybe Beyonce and Jay Z sitting under the Presidential Seal.
Fail.
The people of MA have spoken.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:57pm.
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oh
my
God.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:57pm.
i refuse to look at your link!
hi, beaky!!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
damn is he gone?
i just improved it. added a rose.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
LOL, at your White Russians. Reminded me of the Almost White Russian recipe in the cooking with cum cookbook....
http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212
Think it calls for 1/2 oz of semen or something, lol.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:43pm.
ESE is a Republican?!
i stand in the middle wondering what, if anything can be fixed at this point
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ESE for President!
you reeaallyy don't want that!
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Palin for VP!
i rreeaallyy don't want that!
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Babygirl for Chief of Staff!
babygirl for president!!!(she's smarter than me by far!)
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:40pm.
make me tip my hat!!... come on, you know you can do it!!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:12pm.
oh sorry, I don't remember what I said.
I want to color his avie with some scented markers.
LOOK AT MY AVIE ESE. It's sooo much more fun to be colorful.
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like this?
omg the smell of the corn!
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ESE is a Republican?!
ESE for President!
Palin for VP!
Babygirl for Chief of Staff!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
ahahahahaha tits!
ESE!!! use that avie!!
caramel corn tease >:(
night, EM!.. i can't promise a "safe" night, but "good" i can do!!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:12pm.
oh sorry, I don't remember what I said.
I want to color his avie with some scented markers.
LOOK AT MY AVIE ESE. It's sooo much more fun to be colorful.
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like this?
omg the smell of the corn!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
Ok, fuckers...I am out! Hope errybody has a good, safe night! Love to all! Have fun on your trip, CENTY!
*looks for erryone*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:49pm.
Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most importan
why y'all gotta be pickin on peanut?
*plucks Peanuts feathers*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:49pm.
Leenie, LOL. I think we can all agree that I am the most importan
Speaky, did they make you walk with a book on your head?
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LOL...yes!
It was mostly about proper speech, social manners, table manners, etc.
Mostly, it focused alot on the fact that true manners are never saying anything to anybody that would make them feel bad.
It was really drummed into our heads that people who would do that, or take pleasure out of that, were classless boors.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:20pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:16pm.
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I love that song! I love the Beatles
anyway.
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heeehee!!....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yae3P1qoOa4
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:20pm.
wow centy. I don't wanna step over my boundaries, but your friends and family sucked.
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You said it, sister!
I forgot to mention that they were constantly suggesting I take etiquette classes.
I actually took those...helped me alot, in fact!
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did they make you walk with a book on your head?
wow centy. I don't wanna step over my boundaries, but your friends and family sucked.
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You said it, sister!
I forgot to mention that they were constantly suggesting I take etiquette classes.
I actually took those...helped me alot, in fact!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:16pm.
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I love that song! I love the Beatles anyway.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:59pm.
i like to add a 'lil bit of Hershey's syrup, but... yeah... you're in the right field!!LOL!
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A Black & White Russian!
You are SO NYC, ESE!
I prefer the cookie, myself.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
'night cappy
Submitted by caprica six on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:11pm.
oh, i'm not bullshitting you... night, cappy!
i've got a great idea... let's change the subject!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LedUjMuTR7Q
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 03/15/2010 - __________________________________
Hmmmm...I have a decent amount of self-confidence, I've worked hard for it. Not great, though.
I grew up in a very wealthy, competitive area (other side of the tracks, needless to say) and was consistently told up until I was about 25 by family and friends that I should fix my nose to get better guys, lose weight, get braces, work out, take etiquette classes, why didn't I go to a better college, etc.
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wow centy. I don't wanna step over my boundaries, but your friends and family sucked.
damn, always forget someone in the night crew....
urmomma (if you're still here) shouts and 'nite, too.
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"hi. i'm C6 and i'm a DListedaholic...here's my story..."
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:10pm.
@ Speaky, about ESE, of course!
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oh sorry, I don't remember what I said.
I want to color his avie with some scented markers.
LOOK AT MY AVIE ESE. It's sooo much more fun to be colorful.
Speakey, okay, if you say so.
why don't you have self confidence?
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Hmmmm...I have a decent amount of self-confidence, I've worked hard for it. Not great, though.
I grew up in a very wealthy, competitive area (other side of the tracks, needless to say) and was consistently told up until I was about 25 by family and friends that I should fix my nose to get better guys, lose weight, get braces, work out, take etiquette classes, why didn't I go to a better college, etc.
It gets to you. Well, it probably wouldn't have gotten to you, but it got to me.
I didn't want to change myself to look like anyone else, I wanted to look like me.
And I went to a decent, middle class college, because we were decent, middle class people who were not eligible for financial aid and I was not smart enough for scholarships.
These things linger with me. Not totally, I'm happy with who I am, but I do have insecurities.
More than I am comfortable with, to be honest, but I am always trying to be positive and work on my self-confidence.
It's a never-ending story. :)
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "